Unrealistic Future of the soylar system Part 1 and 2.

(UNREALISTIC FUTURE OF SOYLAR SYSTEM, PART 1)
2017 to 2030
Earth: Please don't touch me OMG particle.
OMG Particle: Ok. I'll touch you jupiter.
Jupiter: SHUSH.
Sun: Omg Particle? Come and get me.
OMG Particle: Nah. I will get jupiter.
"Explosive Asteriod Hits Jupiter."
Sun: NOOO
Earth: NOOO
Jupiter: NOOO
Mars: Phobos please don't crash into me.
Phobos: I can't. Gravity is bringing me. I'm sorry!
Mars: Aw.
Deimos: Independence!
Mars: YOUR NOT LEAVING ME DEIMOS.
Deimos: I am. You can not do anything about it.
Mars: GRAVITY HELP ME!
Jupiter: Guys? I think I caught another moon.
Earth: Let's name it Kushialis
Jupiter: That's a nice name.
Mars: Dang. Phobos went 2 meters closer to me this year.
Sun: Don't worry. It will take tens of millions of years for it to crash in to you.
Mars: I'm scared sun.
Sun: It's ok. Earth hows the technolgy going?
Earth: Real good. Also we have 69% water now.
Sun: Don't use too much! Jupiter, how many asterioids have you blocked this year?
Jupiter. Atleast 100.
Sun: Wow. Oh my gosh. A huge asterioid is about to hit Mecury.
Sun brings asterioids inward.
Sun: Pewf.
Mecury: Thanks!
Sun: Welcome.
Mars: Dang. Deimos stop.
Deimos: No.
Earth: Moon hows it going?
Moon: Good.
Earth: Can I start conlonizing you?
Moon: I don't know. Maybe. Depends on your technolgy.
Earth: I'm ready. Let's go!
Saturn: I love my ring.
Sun: Cool.
Neptune: Pluto your small.
Earth: Shush he is bigger than my tallest mountain, Mount Everest.
Uranus: I hate my name.
Jupiter: Shush.
Uranus: You shush.
Jupiter: No you.
Uranus: Actually, you
Jupiter: No.
Sun: STOP ARGUING!
Jupiter: Fine.
Uranus: Fine.
Pluto: Neptune? I'm not small. I'm bigger than most moons.
Neptune: I'm over 100x bigger than you.
Venus: Who wants some fire?
Earth: Not me. I don't want my living beings to die.
Mecury: I'm already hot.  Close to your tempature.
Sun: Atleast I'm the hottest.
Star far away: No your not.
Black hole: I want a star. Here comes todays food!
Random Star: Don't eat me black hole!
Black Hole: TOO BAD!
Earth: That's scary. Sun? I'm scared.
Sun: Of what?
Earth: A black hole.
Sun: The nearest one is over 1,000 light years away. Do not worry.
Neutron Star: Hold On Tight.
Neutron Star 2: Ok.
Neutrons Stars collide, forming a black hole.
Black Hole: WE MERGED!
Super Black Hole: So?
Black Hole: It's cool we merged.
Super Black Hole: I don't care.
Black Hole: I don't need you to care,
Super Black Hole: Ok.
Super Black Hole: Well I need to eat some lunch. I'll eat you neutron!
Neutron Star: What about that star over their?
Super Black Hole: Your closer. So I'll eat you!
Neutron Star: That's sad.
Super black hole eats Neutron Star
Earth: ASTERIOID! Humans defend.
Earth (Humans): We got it. 15,000 people died sadly.
Earth: Very sad.
Moon: Nice conlonizies!
Earth: Thanks.
Earth's Asterioid Impact Gone.
Mars: Oh no... Deimos is running away. Gotta catch you deimos!
Earth: Catch him mars!
Deimos moves 1 meter.
Mars: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sun: Don't worry.
Earth: That's Sad.
(UNREALISTIC FUTURE OF SOYLAR SYSTEM, PART 2)
Mars: Each time Deioms leaves me, it hurts. It makes me so sad.
Earth: Atleast my moon is not going to be worried about.
Sun: My moons are planets.
Earth: And the planets moons are even smaller.
Sun: My moons are: Mecury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune and Uranus.
Earth: Beautiful names by me.
Sun: Whatever.
Jupiter: Pulled these 5 asterioids into me. It hurt a bit.
Sun: I hope your fine jupiter.
Earth: I bet he is alright. It happens all the time.
Jupiter: These ones are a little bit different.
Earth: Whatever.
Earth: FULL MOON!?!?!
Sun: Cool.
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Black Hole: Oh no...
Super Black Hole: What/
Black Hole: We are merging!
Super Black Hole: That is good.
Black Hole: Why?
Super Black Hole: We could be powerful together.
*Black Holes merge.*
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Earth: ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT.
Sun: What?
Earth: A SUPER AND REGULAR BLACK HOLE MERGED.
Sun: That is pretty bad.
Earth: Oh... no...
Earth: I AM SCARED!
The Moon: ME TOO!
Titan (Saturn's Moon). ME TOO!
Jupiter; THIS IS TERRIFYING.
Earth: Wait...
Earth: Pewf.
Sun, Rest of the planets, and their moons: What?
Earth: It is 1,555,000 light years away.
Sun: Earth you really did scare us.
Well we have, HAVE to be careful.
Sun: We know that.
Mars: Gravity be my friend. Pull deimos back.
Gravity: Forces too weak. Too bad!
Mars: AH GREAT.
Deimos: GRAVITY? DO NOT HELP MARS.
Earth: GRAVITY, HELP MARS!!
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Asteriod 1% the speed of light: Time to hit someone.
Asteriod 1% the speed of light: Hmm...
Asteriod 1% the speed of light: A special soylar system.
Asteriod 1% the speed of light: With maybe life. I could target that!
Asteriod 1% the speed of light: Let's go!
Asteriod 1% the speed of light: Get that ocean planet. Kill it's beings if it has any.
Asteriod 1% the speed of light: Launching in 3...
Asteriod 1% the speed of light: 2...
Asteriod 1% the speed of light: 1...
*Asteriod 1% the speed of light launches to earth.*
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Earth: OH NO.
Earth: AN ASTERIOD WILL HIT IN 20 SECONDS. IT IS NOT ANY NORMAL ONE.
Jupiter: The omg one hurt a lot. It was bigger than my red spot.
Earth: Jupiter can you help me?
Jupiter: Sure, buddy.
*Jupiter pulls asteriod inward.*
Jupiter: It was bad, but not the worst. Good for us to know!
Earth: Venus it is time to be colonized.
Venus: Oh well, ok.
Earth: Got it going.
Earth: WE DID IT!!
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Neutron Star: Hey?
Neutron Star 2: What?
Neutron Star: Time for us to merge.
Neutron Star 2: I wish I could live independent.
*Neutron Stars merge.*
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