who broke it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auK3t0MSsCA

Ignis: Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Dicro: I did. I broke-
Ignis: No, no you didn't. Thyx?
Thyx: Don't look at me! Look at Celethia.
Celethia: What? I didn't break it.
Thyx: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Celethia: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
Thyx: Suspicious.
Celethia: No, it's not.
Ansaiele: If it matters, probably not but, Istra was the last one to use it.
Istra: Liar, I don't even drink that crap!
Ansaiele: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Istra: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Ansaiele!
Dicro: Okay, okay, let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it, Ignis.
Ignis: No. Who broke it?
Thyx: ...Ignis, Solana's been awfully quiet.
Solana: REALLY?
Thyx: Yeah, really-

Ignis: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.