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the gas station part 3

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  1. from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General #345 and #346
  2. part 1: https://pastebin.com/R8j8YfHL
  3. part 2: https://pastebin.com/QfjSgGKV
  4. part 4: https://pastebin.com/Xkc65MhM
  5. -----
  6. So considering two people did Gas station Anon, guess a third wouldn't hurt
  7.  
  8. >It's the middle of your shift
  9. >It's been about a month since the whole Frogmouth apology debacle, you haven't seen anyone other than your regulars since then.
  10. >Which was fine by you, no more Stolas at least.
  11. >Then you felt your phone vibrate
  12. >You checked who was calling, only to be met by "Scam Likely"
  13. >You declined and pocketed your phone, this was the 147th time the number called you that night, and it seemed like they had no intention of stopping till you answered
  14. >A few calls later and you finally snapped, good thing business was slow tonight
  15. >You answered
  16. Okay fuckface who the hell are you and wh-
  17. >"Hello to you to mortal"
  18. Stolas?
  19. >"Who else? I've been calling you all night and only now do you answer, even Blitzy would-"
  20. >Beep
  21. >That was the sound of you hanging up
  22. >Stolas may have been a high ranking noble of hell, but to you he was a bum
  23. >After Octavia's outburst the other night, you gained a particular disdain for him.
  24. >You even liked Blitz better than him, even if he shoplifted and got you yelled at by your boss.
  25. >After hanging up, you went about business as usual.
  26. >Not even 5 minutes later you heard the Hell doors open, you heard the person march over to your desk and clear their throat.
  27. Can I help you?
  28. >"I'd like to file a complaint about a very disrespectful employee that thinks it's acceptable to hang up on his establishments patrons mid conversation."
  29. >Stolas looked down at you.
  30. What do you want Frogmouth?
  31. >You were blunt and to the point, if just a tad bit rude.
  32. >Stolas responded with the human entrance being locked, followed by the Hell doors
  33. >"You seem to be in a sour mood, it couldn't be because of little old me now would it?"
  34. >He walked around the counter, making you move back
  35. >"I believe you still have a debt you owe"
  36. -
  37. I don't owe you SHIT, you got your damn apology, and I'm not going to do.......THAT with you either, so-
  38. >"Relax mortal, I'm not here for anymore lewd favors. No, you still owe my sweet little Via something"
  39. Pardon?
  40. >"You aren't deaf now are you? You owe something to Octavia"
  41. I apologized to her already to birdbrain.
  42. >Stolas's face went red, with it, the rest of the gas station.
  43. >"Mortal, in case you've forgotten, I'm an immortal demon, a part of Lucifer's court, and Prince of hell, this maybe your gas station, but I'M the one in power here, you keep up the attitude, and I shall personally give you a taste of true hell, DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!!!"
  44. >Having been backed into a corner, you nodded obediently, your body shaking like you had Tourette's.
  45. >"Good, now that that's out of the way, what you owe"
  46. >The demon regains their composure, acting like that outburst didn't just happen, the red hue fading away
  47. >"Now, when I came back the other night, you know, when we did THAT, I told you to take my daughter out on a date."
  48. >It came back to you, even the part you wished to forget
  49. You actually meant it?
  50. >"I did, and you've yet to fulfill your end of the deal mortal, even with your work schedule you haven't as much as called her haven't you?"
  51. >You shook your head
  52. >"So soon, you are to take my daughter out and give her the time of her life, only then shall you have all my forgiveness."
  53. You really expect me to call her up and ask her out when we both know she wouldn't even think twice to say no.
  54. >You folded your arms, expecting Stolas to let you off the hook.
  55. >Surly he'd be reasonable and understanding of this, right?
  56. -
  57. >Ring
  58. >Ring
  59. >You held your phone in your hand, Stolas in front of you with his claw to your throat, his other claw holding a script for you to read.
  60. >Soon, the bird girl answered
  61. >"Oh, human, what is it now? Did father try fucking toy again?"
  62. No, no, he's no where near the station.
  63. >The Goeta demon nodded, before shaking the script
  64. I was......just wondering...........you...youwannahangouttommorow?
  65. >Stolas glared at you
  66. >"Slower" he gritted through his sharp teeth
  67. >"Could you repeat that?"
  68. I....uhhhhh........wanted to know if you'd.....you'd.......like to hang out....tomorrow, as like friends maybe?
  69. >"Are you actually serious?"
  70. Yes?
  71. ".......don't you have work?"
  72. I'll have someone cover for me.....not like we have to....
  73. >You thought for sure the demoness would laugh at you, probably mock you from the other end of the line.
  74. >"No, I actually want to go, things haven't been getting any better at home, I could use a break from all that tension."
  75. Oh, okay great, I'll see you then.
  76. >You hung up
  77. >Stolas burnt the script in his hands and blew away the ashes
  78. >"Now, that wasn't so bad, was it mortal?"
  79. No sir
  80. >"So much better without the attitude"
  81. >Within seconds the owl went back to his regular cheery self.
  82. >"Well then, if you'll excuse me, I have to be going now, I've got places to be and a marriage to fix. Be ready for tomorrow mortal, I'll have it all arranged for you lovebirds"
  83. It's just a get together
  84. >"Sure it is"
  85. >Both doors were now unlocked and the demon slipped through the hell doors.
  86. >You slumped behind your counter, going over what just happened.
  87. >You now had a date scheduled with someone you barely even knew, let alone helped in a plan to get back at her Dad and his lover.
  88. >Plus there was the whole species thing to, you a human, her a demon.
  89. >How could this end well?
  90. >You were so worried you almost didn't realize it was 6
  91. >As you went home, you began regretting your life decisions up until now.
  92. ---
  93. >You sat anxiously on your couch as the seconds ticked away, for your date you dressed pretty well, you didn't go full tux or suit, this was at most just two people hanging out for the evening.
  94. >You went for a more stylish casual look, plain white T with some jeans. Hopefully this would please thot dad enough not to decapitate you on the spot.
  95. >Earlier your boss called in and said you didn't have to come in tonight, he said to take a break for now and he'd be there instead.
  96. >Knowing the bastard, he wasn't doing this out of the kindness of his heart
  97. >Heck, Stolas probably pulled some strings and threatened to burn down his house maybe.
  98. >Whatever the reason, you didn't need to worry about missing work
  99. >And while the owl never told you when he'd be expecting you, you thought you had an idea it was gonna he 7:00 P.M, if all the times you kept seeing that specific time weren't omens then you were wrong.
  100. >Last you check it was 6:58, which was.
  101. >2 minutes ago.
  102. >You peaked out your window, and saw no one
  103. >Not a car, limo, or horse drawn carriage.
  104. >You didn't let your guard down however, Stolas was very serious about this date.
  105. >Then from behind you, a bright red glow engulfed your room
  106. >What you saw in your living room was a portal opened behind your couch.
  107. >And then from out of the portal came Stolas.
  108. -
  109. >"Evening mortal, I must say, you looked better than I imagined, now come, hurry up."
  110. What, what is this?
  111. >"A portal, now go through it"
  112. You opened up a portal to hell in my home?
  113. >"Don't worry, you don't have much valuables to lose, now, GET IN THE PORTAL"
  114. >Without another word you stepped through the portal.
  115. >Despite where you worked, this was your first time actually seeing hell
  116. >Sure, you asked Charlie a little about the place, and it wasn't much different than she described it
  117. >"Hey human, glad you made it."
  118. >Standing outside the gate was Octavia, dressed just as casual as you (for reference, see her Main Look)
  119. >"Alright, now you two have fun out there"
  120. >Suddenly, you heard the portal shut behind you.
  121. >And seeing the empty space that was once a view into your home proved the portal shut
  122. Hey wait, what's this?
  123. >"Hm, oh right, you two are staying in hell. You weren't really thinking you'd be taking her to the mortal realm did you?"
  124. Oh
  125. >You never thought about that
  126. Well, there's got to be some good places here, right Via?
  127. >"Good wouldn't describe them, perhaps ok"
  128. Oh, well, anything you'd suggest Stolas?
  129. >"Nope, it's all up to you two, since Vi doesn't like having me around much. Oh well, have fun then. Ta-tah"
  130. >Stolas snapped his fingers, and vanished.
  131. >You and Via looked at the castle in disdain before turning to each other
  132. So, no Loo Loo land, right?
  133. >"Do I have to answer that?"
  134. >A short walk later and you two wound up in Imp City (you didn't know this at the time)
  135. >As you two walked, you got a lot of attention from the city's denizens, most of whom have never seen a human before in their lives.
  136. So, any idea where we are
  137. >"Imp City, it's where my father's boyfriend lives, we're just here to get a taxi to someplace better"
  138. Such as?
  139. >"Pentagram City, don't worry you'll like it there, or hate it less than here. More of your kind lives there, well, sinners."
  140. >And so came the most uncomfortable wait for a cab you've ever had in your life.
  141. -
  142. >As you waited, more Imps and some hellhounds stopped to watch you two, some taking pictures of the odd couple, others just whispering as they walked by. But all had their attention on you
  143. >Luckily, Via Managed to strike up a conversation with you, drawing your focus away from them.
  144. >"So human, the other night when you asked Charlie for my number, what else did she say?"
  145. What do you mean?
  146. >"Well, what did she say about me?"
  147. It wasn't much, but she said you guys were pretty good friends once."
  148. >"Were?"
  149. Yeah, you, her and someone else. You guys just about did everything together.
  150. >"You could say that again"
  151. >You saw her smile, and shit she was cute when she smiled
  152. >HONK
  153. >The two of you saw a taxi now parked in front of you.
  154. >"You two getting in or what?"
  155. >Without hesitation you two got in
  156. >You noticed the taxi was actually a little bigger than the ones back on Earth
  157. >When you asked Via, she said it was due to Hell's overpopulation, Taxis had to pick up more people.
  158. >And sure enough, the cab stopped a block away to pick up some more people
  159. >Three Imps stepped into the car
  160. >And you wound up being sat across from I.M.P
  161. >They didn't notice you at first, they just rushed into the car in a hurry, wielding guns a some knives.
  162. >"Pentagram City, and we'll pay extra if you go quick" Blitz pipped up
  163. >Then they noticed you and Via, and a loud groan came from Blitz
  164. -
  165. >"Goddamn it, what do you want now? I payed you back already didn't I?"
  166. No, this was just a coincidence.
  167. >"The mortal and me were just out for a bit, nothing that involves you"
  168. >You mean like a date? Didn't think Stolas would let his daughter of all people do it with a mortal" Blitz said smugly
  169. >In turn you nearly slapped him, but restrained yourself, since Moxxie looked just as embarrassed
  170. >"Sir, do you WANT Stolas to punish you even more? Keep your behavior up and next he'll take his book back"
  171. >Millie on the other hand, was more estatic than smug or pissed
  172. >"Your dating? Now that's sweet, honey don't you remember when we dated?"
  173. >The pianist was drawn into an unexpected hug, which he grew into
  174. No no no, not like that, no, we're just friends, that's all we swear.
  175. >"No need to be ashamed now, though to be honest, I didn't think you two would be together like this" Millie continued, with Moxxie starting to come to his sense
  176. >"Millie I think their right, not like every guy and girl out has to be dating you know."
  177. >"Yeah, but I can just see it in those two here, sort of." Millie commented with a wink.
  178. >"No really, we are just friends."
  179. >The ride got silent, uncomfortably so.
  180. >Then you spoke up
  181. So, what are you guys doing over in Pentagram?
  182. >"Meeting up with a client, we just got done doing away with their old boss."
  183. >"I got him RIGHT between the eyes, didn't I Moxxie." Millie smiles, then proceeding to pull out a man's decapitated head with the knife still between the eyes
  184. JESUS FUCK THATS A HEAD
  185. >You screamed, making the Imps and driver cringe
  186. >"Watch the profanity kid, of course it's his head, client specifically said bring the head or we aren't getting paid. Besides, it was painless, after we pinned him to his desk with a few knives." Blitz said casually, as if this didn't bother him at all.
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