krieg the psycho meet Clawblood (bl2 X WHF)

here my awful short story of a skaven slave meet krieg the psycho (btw I made this on 4chan and it's about borderlands 2 meet warhammer fantasy)
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>A skaven slave (somehow) escape from a grey seer from being a sacrifice for the great horned rat
>now he is running in a forest with a group of clanrats are after him
>he is going to die
>"AFTER HIM!" one of the clanrats right being "WE-WE NEED HIM FOR-FOR THE SACRIFICE!"
>now he is trying to put more distance him and the clanrats
>using rock, trees, water and sometimes hole in the ground to slow them down
>when he got the clanrats confused by ruining to a group of big bushes and found a hole to hide in
>he hoping the clanrats will go away
>"WHERE-WHERE IS THAT SACRIFICE!" the grey seer said with anger in his voice "I-I NEED HIM FOR-FOR THE SACRIFICE OR THE-THE GREAT HORNED RAT WILL KILL ME!"
>"we-we don't know lord grey-grey seer, but he-he somewhere around-around here my lord" one of the stormvermin said
>the Musk of Fear is coming off the skaven slave... this is it... he can feel one of the clanrats getting near by
>"GREY SEE-SEER I FOUND-" *BOOM* before one of the clanrats finish was he going to say... a big explosion was hear with a psycho laugh
>"YOU MAKE ME VOMIT! HAHAHAHA!" it sound like a man-thing "KILL-KILL THAT MAN-THING!" he was right
>"WHO WANTS THE FIRST SLICE?!" the man-thing said while ruining to the clanrats
>the sounds of battle was outside of his hole, the clanrats that was near by him now is gone to kill the man-thing
>"OPEN YOUR VEINS!" "GRIND THE CARTILAGE!" "YOU'RE-" "DIE-DIE MAN THI-" a buzz axe cut off one of the clanrats head, never finish what he going to say.
>"NEVER INTERRUPT ME!". "the-the man thing is almost dead-die, finished the man-thinnNNN WHAT IN THE-THE NAME OF THE HORNED RAT!". the slave did not know was is going outsid but the man-thing made a beast sound
>"I'VE GOT A HUGE HAND!!!" the sounds of screaming and ruining skaven can be heard and soon... silence
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>as the skaven slave wait this out and hoping the man-thing will go away... a hand grab him out of his hole
>"AHHH" the skaven slave scream while covering his hands over his face "DON'T-NOT KILL ME!"
>"HEHEHEHE CUTE!" the man-thing said. the slave open his eyes and see the man-thing holding him like a pet
>the skaven got a good look what the man-thing look like, the man-thing was cover in blood, it have a mask with filter on it, orange bloody pant, blue shoe, with pieces of armor on its left arm and right leg.
>and as well the skaven look around the battlefield, it look like aftermath of a army fight but... there was one and only one who did this
>it was holding him
>"COME ON LITTLE RAT, LETS GET OUT OF HERE" the man-thing said
>this confused the slave, how did this man-thing survive a horde of slaves, clanrats, stormvermin and magic from the grey seer?
>as the man-thing walk through the battlefield, more and more chop up bodys of skavens. the man-thing stop right front of the splatter, chop up body of the grey seer
>the slave look right at the man-thing and said "W-WHAT! HOW DO YOU KILL-KILL HIM MAN-THING?"
>the man-thing laugh like a psycho and said "HE MEET BOOM AXE!" man-thing pull a axe out of thin air, it was spinning blade with teeth and on top of it was TNT on it
>the slave didn't know how man-thing pull the out of thin air or why the blade are spinning but he didn't want to meet the end of that weapon
>"SO WHAT YOUR NAME LITTLE RAT!?" it been a long time since he been a slave and nobody ask what his was, now it's time to shine
>"my-my name is Khukhin Clawblood I-I was in one of the Warlord Clans be-be for they betrayed me!" the man-thing look at him and laugh
>"HAHAHA SOUND LIKE A PARTY, I AM KRIEG THE KING OF MEAT!" he put the axe right next to his face "AND THIS IS MEAT BICYCLE!"
>this... krieg-thing is very mad out its head but it just one man-thing army on the grey seer... this was do or die
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>"can-can I join krieg-thing?" krieg look Clawblood, putting away the buzz axe "WHY NOT BLOOD YOU LOOK FUN!"
>just like that, krieg put blood on his shoulders and begin walk through the battlefield... and as well krieg begin to sing
>"SO GIVE THEM MEAT, MEAT, MEAT, GALLONS OF STUFF! GIVE THEM ALL THAT THEY CAN DRINK AND IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH!"
>"oh great-great horned rat save me now"
>"SO GIVE THEM MEAT, MEAT, MEAT, GRAB A GLASS BECAUSE THERE GOING TO BE A FLOOD!"
>this is going to be a long day for Clawblood
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the end... I think?