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- **PHASE ONE: DAT JUICE.**
- Energy. That shit I [esplained] in the last guide. That guide you should have read by now.
- "Cool shit, yeah? WELL HOW THE EVERLOVING FUCKCAKES ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SENSE IT NYCTO? HUH?"
- Fuck, I didn't cover that?
- "NO TURDBREATH."
- Well, that's because this is personal and considered by many to be sacret secret knowledge and...
- "FUCK YOU, THE INTERNET ALREADY KNOWS AND THERE'S BOOKS AND SHIT ABOUT IT. EVEN A [SUBREDDIT.]"
- ...
- .....
- damnit.
- Fine, invisiblevoicerepresentingthereader, [you win this time.]
- *SENSING ENERGY.*
- This is going to be the most trickery filled part of the guide. Right here. Step one.
- Why?
- Because it's really, really fucking hard to describe it, and it's fucking different for everyone. MOST people feel either a warmth or a tingling or a light sensation, but everyone is different. Which sort of makes sense, since everyone makes their own different type of energy. If you have ever experiences [ASMR] or [Frission], it sort of feels like that. Tingles, pressure, banging your elbow against something, whatever.
- There are a few ways you can get the feeling. One easy way is to find someone who can manipulate energy and just have them smack you with it, but considering you are on the internet, on a moderately unknown website, on a really unknown part of said website, devoted to talking to voices in your head... You probably don't know any. If you do, cool, find one, right now, and have them help you out. If they ever let you out of the basement for which you obviously dwell.
- *If you want to take the long, spiritual journey, you can meditate a lot and pay special attention to how you feel whenever you get a rush from it.*
- OR- You can take the fuckoff easy ass shortcut, because you want results, damnit.
- Sit your ass down, calm your fucking mind down, chillax. Be cool. Maybe even meditate for like, 5 minutes or something.
- Hold your hands out in front of you, flat. Point your palms at each other, and hold them out about an inch or two from each other.
- Wait a second.
- Keep your shit calm.
- In a few seconds, you should feel a tingly/warm/odd sensation or pressure between your hands.
- CONGRATULATIONS you done did it. You felt dat chi.
- *BUILDING ENERGY*
- This next step is pretty fucking simple.... IF you got the first step to work right.
- Basically, focus on dat feel, and then move your hands a little further apart. Try to see where your stopping point is for where you can't feel anything between your hands. (If you just get that tingle in both of your hands but don't feel anything between them, that's ok, but for the purposes of building this up, you should be able to feel stuff *between* your hands. And yes, I meant it exactly like that, you pervert.)
- Basically try to get it so you can, say, keep your hands about a foot apart and feel that tingle between them. That's an arbitrary goal I just made up, but hey, go for it.
- *MOVING ENERGY*
- Once you can gather energy to something more than a tingle between your hands, now it's ime to try to move it around. Try to move it from your hands, up your arms, through your shoulders, to the other hand. Try moving it to other parts of your body.
- Then, once you get the motion of moving it within your body, try tossing that shit around outside of it. Toss it from hand to hand, toss it away and have it come back to you, juggle dat shit.
- *FUCK, NOW THERE ARE OF OF THEM*
- That is fucking great. You can move shit around and make it bigger and smaller and wow. Maybe you got it right away, but it probably took well over a month to get anywhere.
- Con-grad-u-fucking-lations.
- We're not even close to done.
- If you payed attention to the last post and thought about it, you would realize there is more than just one type of energy. You've just been working with your own, neutral state energy.
- "Ok... and..."
- There is an energy for, literally, everything. Theres energy for specific elements, different emotions, places, concepts, animals, plants, rocks, people, cultures, objects, etc... And if you want to make a tulpa, you're going to have to learn how to work with a LOT more than just *yours*.
- "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU..."
- Fortunately for you, this will be a little easier than starting out from square one.
- But only a little.
- You already know how to make energy, and move it, so now you just need to figure out how to change it from something other than your base type to a something else.
- First, raise energy. Get a big ol ball in your hands. Now try to remember or think of a situation where you were really, really fucking happy. Remember hwo that felt? You're going to concentrate that feeling into that ball you just made. You are literally (not literally) painting your emotion onto this ball. Think of a color you associate with happiness. That ball of energy should be screaming that color in your brain. That energy ball should feel different after a while, it should feel happy and make you feel happy.
- Practice this for a while until you can make a ball of happy energy without having to make any neutral energy first.
- Now try this with anger. Then sadness. Then contentment. Then really obscure feelings, like that-feeling-you-get-when-you-are-waiting-for-someone-and-they-are-late-and-you-wonder-if-you've-been-ditched-or-they-are-in-trouble.
- Think that's a little tough? Try the next one.
- Now try doing the same thing to a blank energy ball with the concept of fire. Think of fire in every single fucking detail and put that feeling into that ball. It should be red, warm or hot, and you should think you smell smoke. Now try that with blue water, green earth, and yellow wind. And mati gets to be the heart. Try it with different elements, like metal, electricity, or even computers, fuckit.
- Oh, think that's rougher? Get out the lube and regret, because now it's going to be a bad time.
- Now you have to figure out how to get the feeling and essence of non-physical, conceptual things. Try making a ball of time. Or honor. Or the concept of speed. They're out there, honor and speed bring up different feelings within you, and you feel different when thinking about them. These things are tricky to pull off, but for making a tulpa, you're going to need to really get this step down.
- And the cherry on your shit sundae? You're going to have to get them to move just as well as you can move your own baseline energy, too.
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