Zanzibar Jones backstory

My name is Zanzibar Jones, sexiest man alive, the doctor of love, and the wonder of the world... the Disco King. What's disco? Well let me tell you a little story. I was born to an elven noble of the House Doreinern, an unlikely and unwelcomed coupling of an elven noble woman and a man who was sent as a diplomat from the great city of Emon. Not wanting a mongrel at the head of House Doreinern, they sent me to a bardic college to keep me away from the inner workings. What a drag. I was a prodigy according to them, I could pick up any instrument and play it nearly immediately, I knew every song there was from Aazomoth's Sixth Symphony to Zymon's Ode to Joy. But my oh my were those turkeys so boring when it came to making music. So I modified my lute, my pianos, my horns, I wanted to make something of my own. Something groovy. Something with funk baby. Disco. That's what I called it baby, and man did it jive. Except, the stuffed shirts of Syngorn didn't appreciate it, too old and too square to dig it you know? Even though everyone could play a lute, but only i could play my modified versions, I was tossed out of the college. But I figured, elves are just so boring anyway. Now humans? They know how to swing. I decided to leave, House Doreinern be damned baby, and I was going to spread this disco across the world baby! It is going to be so famous those stuffed shirt square turkeys in Syngorn will HAVE to start teaching it and it alone. On the way to Emon though, I came across a couple square ruffians trying to have their way with a lovely lady. With a little bit of magic, I made those suckers run.... and then me and that pretty girl did a different kind of magic all night long baby. The next day? The next day I decided, maybe I should be a hero baby. Heroes are loved, they are remembered. What better way to spread that disco joy baby girl. No better way, plus.... I could start to enjoy.... the perks baby. Come here girls, come here!