Ici on Parle Français [M4F]

[M4F] Ici on Parle Français [French&English][Mild FDom/MSub][Oral]

Note: All English dialog should be done in a heavy French accent.
Note: I've left accents off words all over the place because it's a pain with an English keyboard.
Note: English translation of French dialog in brackets [].

Bonjour mademoiselle, bienvenue a Bistro Maurice

Ah, je m'excuse -ah- excuse me, you don't speak french

Ah, yes, American. Alors, welcome to Bistro Maurice I will be your waiter this evening.

If you will please follow me I will show you to a table.

<aside> Ah, quel belle cul sure cette fille la [Nice ass on this girl]

Oh, excuse me, I apologize, it is difficult not to slip back into french.
I was just welcoming you to our lovely establishment. Are you in Paris for long?

Oh, a business trip?

<aside>Il ya un entreprise je voulais faire ce soir [There's some business I'd like to work on tonight]

I apologize again for my French.
I was asking if you have at least a little time for sightseeing.
Paris is so lovely this time of year.

Ah, just business. Quel domage je te donner un visite guidée. [Too bad, I'd give you a guided tour]
Oh, there I go again! I was recommending the salmon this evening it is very good.

Ah, madame knows what she wants! The sautéed baby squid on a bed of ratatouille to begin.
Followed by tender veal shank. And would you like to speak to our somalier about the wine?

Ah, yes, a Châteauneuf-du-Pape an excellent choice madame. I shall return immediatement with the bottle et en peu debute

de rendré vous déchiré. [and we can stat to get you undressed]

<pause - maybe some restaurant sounds>

Bonjour encore. Hello again.

<cork popping>

Would you like to taste the wine? Je sais que je veux goûter. [I know what I'd like ot taste]

<pouring sound>

Your squid will be ready shortly.

<pause - maybe some restaurant sounds>

Ah, madame, votre ratatouille. I hope you enjoy it. Mes moi je suis plus q'un bouchée. [I'm more than a mouthful]

<pause - maybe some restaurant sounds>

Bon, let me clear those plates away.

<dishes clanking>

Did you enjoy?

Ah, bon!

May I refill your wine? Et je peux remplir quelque chose d'autre. [Something else I'd like to fill too]

<pouring sound>

I will go check on your veal. It should be close to ready.

<pause - maybe some restaurant sounds>

Et voila! Bon apetit! Et votre vin encore. [Here we go. Enjoy. And more wine]

<pouring sound>

Please enjoy your meal.

<pause - maybe some restaurant sounds>

Ah, done already! It was very good, yes? Some desert for madame? J'en ai du suggestions pour ca. [I have a few suggestions]

Non? D'acord. [No? Ok]

Merci madame, here is your cheque. No rush, please enjoy your wine. Et mois, je voudrez jouir encore voitre poitrine. [and I'll just keep staring at your chest]

Oh, excusé?

Oh, no, I did not know Monsieur Maurice is retiring.
And you have... bought the restaurant.
And you understand French fluently.
And. know. everything. I. said.
Ah, madame, j'excuse, j'excuse. [I'm sorry, m'am]
Je savais pas! [I didn't know]
Je pense que vous etes touriste! [I thought you were a tourist]

In english then. <sigh>

I am so sorry, m'am.
I thought you were a tourist.
I was just joking around. I didn't mean any offense.
It is good you have a sense of humor, yes?

No.

You have no sense of humor. <sigh>

I am so sorry, m'am.
I would really rather not discuss this with Monsieur Maurice.
Perhaps I just get my things and go.

Well, yes, thank you, I suppose it is a good thing I am handsome.

Still, in this economy finding another job...

Oh, I do love this restaurant!

Work for you?

But I thought. I assumed?

Oh.

Oh. You want me to?

Oh.

Well madame, euh, m'am, since the restaurant is quiet this evening there is a spot I know in the wine cellar.
If you will follow me m'am.

Why yes, I have been down the corner a few times.
It is quite secluded.

Now, you suggested there might be a way I could save my job?

On my knees? You wish me to beg for my job?

Please m'am. I really need this job.
Please.
Paris is so expensive
S'il vous plais madame. J'ai vraiment besoins [Please m'am. I really need it]
I'm barely getting by as it is
Please
I would have to leave the city
Please, please
Move back home to the country
Please

Mes oui, yes, I have certainly noticed your long legs.
That short skirt certainly shows them off nicely.
Oh, madame, sitting yourself on that casque, I can almost see up that skirt

And now you are spreading your legs!
Your skirt rises up along your thigh
And I can glimpse your pink panties now.

Oui madame, I will crawl to you.
Crawl forward on hands and knees.

You want me to remove your shoes?
Those are quite some heels!

Oh, you are wiggling your toes as I hold your foot.

Suck your big toe? Mes oui madame!

<sucking sound>

Yes, I will stop now.

Et maintenant?

Oh, you are spreading your legs further.

You wish me to approach closer.

On my knees.

Press my face against your panties

[Speech from here on should be intermittently muffled - pussy eating]

Kiss your panties

Lick them.

Lick your pussy through your panties.

Mmmm... Mmmm. Mmm...

Yes, m'am, I do love the way that makes you sigh.
Makes you moan.

Of course I will continue.

Mmmm... Mmmm. Mmm...

[This part not muffled]

Ah bien, yes, I will reach up, grab your panties at your waste.
Pull them down as you scoot out of them.

Ah, oui madame they do smell of you.
They smell so good.

Yes m'am! Back to licking your pussy!

[Speech from here on should be intermittently muffled - pussy eating]

Shove my tongue into your pussy?

Mes oui!

Umm, you taste so good!

Mmmm... Mmmm. Mmm...

<tonguefucking sounds - slurping>

Mmmm... Mmmm. Mmm...

<stop slurping sounds>

Oui madame?

Yes, I have my hand down my pants. Eating you it is so good, it has me so hard.

I am sorry, madame! Of course I will stop.

Oh, you have better use for my hand?

You want me to finger your pussy?

Ah, oui, of course!

Let me slide a finger inside you. Oh, you want a second one! Madame is greedy! Mes oui.

<begin fingering sounds>

Your pussy is so wet my fingers they slide in so easily.

I can fuck you so hard with them.

My fingers so deep inside you.

Et oui you want me to lick your clit now.

Lick it with my tongue

<licking sounds>

Umm, your clit it is swollen.

Throbbing

I shove my fingers deep inside you

And concentrate on your clit.

Licking it hard.

Squeezing it between my lips.

Sucking on it.

Oh, madame! My hair, you are pulling on my hair so hard.

Your legs over my shoulder, your heels digging into my back.

Pulling me closer.

You are rocking you violently.

And still I lick you.

Lick your clit while my fingers are so deep in you.

Your pussy is so wet.

You taste so good.

Oh, oh, oui! All of a sudden you are coming.

Comming!

Your body shaking

Shaking beneath my tongue.

I hear you cry out. Scream though the sounds are muffled by your thighs pressed so hard against my head.

You are still coming!

Will you ever stop?

I keep licking you. Your juices cover my hand. My chin. My face.

[End muffled speech]

At last you relax. Let go of me. Lean back.

I sneak a glimpse and see you smile.

<pause>


Oui madame, I will stay down here for five minutes before returning upstairs.

Oh, you brought the cheque? But you own the place now why would you need to pay it?

Oh, merveilluse madame! You are very clever. Oui, Monsieur Maurice is not that old.

Bonne nuit madame. Retourné bientôt. [Good night, m'am. Come back soon]

<counting money>

Whoa, quel bonne pourboire! [Wow, what a big tip!]


Peut etre je suis dans la mauvais emploi... [Maybe I'm in the wrong business...]