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- [15:32] * AmbitiousAvocado [AA] began pestering haughtArtemis [HA]
- [15:32] <AmbitiousAvocado> Rosalind!
- [15:32] <haughtyArtemis> Rosalind!
- [15:33] <haughtyArtemis> What's up?
- [15:33] <AmbitiousAvocado> Please tell me you're not being attacked by giant tentacly monsters with teeth!
- [15:33] <haughtyArtemis> I am not being attacked by giant tentacle-y monsters with teeth.
- [15:34] <AmbitiousAvocado> Oh thanks gods! I did not need that happening right now.
- [15:34] <haughtyArtemis> Can I ask why?
- [15:35] <haughtyArtemis> It seems pretty specific.
- [15:35] <AmbitiousAvocado> Where do I even start?
- [15:36] <haughtyArtemis> Try the beginning?
- [15:37] <AmbitiousAvocado> I fell asleep I guess, then I met one of the trolls, whicharen't just losers roleplaying! They're actual aliens! Then you werethere, then I looked up and there wereall these crazy monsters! And then I had crazy dreams! and cat head ladies!
- [15:37] <haughtyArtemis> Uh... huh.
- [15:37] <haughtyArtemis> That really does sound like a pretty crazy dream.
- [15:38] <AmbitiousAvocado> and the cat head lady was all "play a game or everyone is gonna die!" and she threw this memory stick at me, which was kinda rude, but still!
- [15:39] <AmbitiousAvocado> Well no, I don't think it all was! That's the crazy part. When I was with Laviil, er that's the troll, I felt awake. Like conscious!
- [15:39] <haughtyArtemis> That tends to happen during all dreams, Anna.
- [15:40] <AmbitiousAvocado> I mean, ok even if all that stuff was just some crazy super real feeling dream, I still have this flash drive. It's real and I'm holding it!
- [15:40] <haughtyArtemis> ... Huh.
- [15:40] <haughtyArtemis> What's on it?
- [15:41] <AmbitiousAvocado> I...actually never looked. I'm not even sure my old PC has a usb port.
- [15:41] <AmbitiousAvocado> I was too freaked out cause cat lady mentioned Hanna and I got all worried. I can't contact her though.
- [15:42] <haughtyArtemis> Are computers that old even still around?
- [15:42] <haughtyArtemis> I know you like antiques, but really. At some point you need to give up on the dinosaurs.
- [15:43] <haughtyArtemis> After which you should check out your mysterious dream USB.
- [15:43] <AmbitiousAvocado> If they are this would be one of them. You know I don't really do electronics. In fact there's almost nothing on here but Pesterchum
- [15:44] <AmbitiousAvocado> Haha, you might be right about this one. Oh! I found on on the back.
- [15:45] <haughtyArtemis> That makes more sense. So boot it up.
- [15:45] <AmbitiousAvocado> Ok...All that's here is a text file with a list of handles and a file called "SCratch.exe"
- [15:46] <AmbitiousAvocado> Whoa!
- [15:46] <AmbitiousAvocado> Our handles are one this!
- [15:46] <haughtyArtemis> Excuse me?
- [15:47] <AmbitiousAvocado> Yeah, and Hanna, and Flynn. Heck even Laviil is on here. Also someone else I don't know
- [15:47] <AmbitiousAvocado> This is freaky. Are we being stalked? I'm not popular enough to get stalked!
- [15:47] <haughtyArtemis> That's... interesting.
- [15:48] <haughtyArtemis> Did it come with the disk that added those extra handles to pesterchum?
- [15:48] <haughtyArtemis> It could be a backup of some sort.
- [15:49] <AmbitiousAvocado> Disk?
- [15:49] <haughtyArtemis> There was a pesterchum update a while back that added a few handles along with the softward update.
- [15:50] <AmbitiousAvocado> Oh! I remember that now. Not sure whatever happened to it though. Probably buried in a pile somewhere on this desk.
- [15:51] <haughtyArtemis> Is there any chance that USB came with it and just got lost or something?
- [15:53] <AmbitiousAvocado> The USB? No the cat-head lady just threw it at me. Then I ran over here to my desk to try and talk to Hanna, then you. Look, I know I sound crazy but I was definitely awake for that part!
- [15:54] <haughtyArtemis> You're SURE about this?
- [15:56] <AmbitiousAvocado> Trust me, I wish I wasn't. I'd rather have never seen half the things I have today.
- [15:57] <haughtyArtemis> Nightmares happen to a lot of people, Anna. None of this makes even a little bit of sense.
- [16:01] <AmbitiousAvocado> Ok! Ok. Maybe you're right. I'm sorry it's just. I've been seeing a lot of things lately and none of them were good. Especially when it comes to my friends being in danger. You guys mean a lot to me.
- [16:02] <haughtyArtemis> Well, thank you for being worried about us.
- [16:02] <haughtyArtemis> Maybe you should talk to someone? Find some sleeping pills, maybe, that can keep you from dreaming.
- [16:03] <AmbitiousAvocado> Maybe, it's really not an ongoing thing though. Just one crazy day. I'll have to check what I ate yesterday...
- [16:04] <haughtyArtemis> That might be a good idea, too. It could have been an allergic reaction of some sort.
- [16:05] <AmbitiousAvocado> And besides, I don't need professional help when I've got you. You always seem to be able to calm me down for some reason. Must be your straight forwardness.
- [16:06] <haughtyArtemis> Heh.
- [16:06] <haughtyArtemis> At least you're one person who doesn't mind not beating around the bush.
- [16:07] <haughtyArtemis> But seriously. Take care of yourself. If this does keep going, talk to your parents about seeing a doctor.
- [16:07] <AmbitiousAvocado> :O
- [16:07] <AmbitiousAvocado> *Parent
- [16:07] <haughtyArtemis> ... Right. Sorry.
- [16:08] <AmbitiousAvocado> Haha, no worries just teasing
- [16:08] <AmbitiousAvocado> Hard to miss someone you never remember in the first place.
- [16:09] <haughtyArtemis> Good. The last thing you need is to be reminded of someone you miss when you've already had a bad day so far.
- [16:09] <AmbitiousAvocado> Yeah, even if I am being totally nuts I'd like to hear from Hanna as well.
- [16:10] <haughtyArtemis> I've still got to talk to her one of these days.
- [16:10] <AmbitiousAvocado> Really? What have you been up to for so long?
- [16:10] <haughtyArtemis> Honestly? I just forgot.
- [16:11] <haughtyArtemis> Most of my time recently has been centered around practicing for, well, today.
- [16:11] <AmbitiousAvocado> Oh! The big game! How'd it go?
- [16:12] <haughtyArtemis> What else but a flawless victory?
- [16:14] <AmbitiousAvocado> Nice!
- [16:14] <AmbitiousAvocado> But what did I expect from such a graceful master of the battlefield! :P
- [16:15] <haughtyArtemis> Heck yeah.
- [16:15] <haughtyArtemis> MVP of the day goes to Jed. He took out two of his balloons in one go.
- [16:16] <AmbitiousAvocado> Oh Awesome! Good work Jed!
- [16:17] <haughtyArtemis> Hey, before I forget.
- [16:17] <haughtyArtemis> Whenever you and Flynn are both free, I'm putting part of the prize money towards grabbing dinner somewhere.
- [16:17] <haughtyArtemis> Have a night out to celebrate, you know?
- [16:18] <AmbitiousAvocado> What!? No way! You're the best!
- [16:18] <haughtyArtemis> You tolerate me. It's the least I can do.
- [16:20] <haughtyArtemis> Money has to go somewhere, right?
- [16:20] <AmbitiousAvocado> I promise to go shopping for some relatively decent clothes first this time. I know you weren't happy that last time, I swear I didn't know about those holes.
- [16:20] <AmbitiousAvocado> Or that grease stain...
- [16:20] <haughtyArtemis> Now you're talking!
- [16:21] <haughtyArtemis> You really should have at least one good outfit, even if you don't use it often.
- [16:21] <AmbitiousAvocado> What can I say! Some times you need to look good to go out but also fix a table saw at the same time
- [16:22] <haughtyArtemis> There is absolutely no way that happens more than once or twice, even for you.
- [16:22] <AmbitiousAvocado> Also I caught that earlier! We do much more then tolerate you ya doof!
- [16:23] <AmbitiousAvocado> https://media1.giphy.com/media/RqxAfbsJb7hPa/200_s.gif
- [16:23] <AmbitiousAvocado> But yeah, I'll try my best.
- [16:24] <haughtyArtemis> You have time. I'm not sure about scheduling with Flynn, but if you haven't been feeling great today, then waiting a day or two would probably be a good idea.
- [16:25] <AmbitiousAvocado> Yeah, I haven't heard from him all day either. Who knows what he gets up to when he's bored.
- [16:26] <haughtyArtemis> Shooting things and watching movies about people who shoot things.
- [16:26] <AmbitiousAvocado> That's actually a pretty fair guess.
- [16:27] <haughtyArtemis> I'll bet you $20 that's all he's spent the day doing.
- [16:27] * AmbitiousAvocado tries opening the "Scratch.exe" file
- [16:28] <AmbitiousAvocado> Ha! Not taking that bet. Besides I feel like Money is gonna be scarce around here soon...
- [16:28] <haughtyArtemis> What?
- [16:29] <AmbitiousAvocado> There's just some broken....house around is all.
- [16:30] <haughtyArtemis> Oh.
- [16:30] <haughtyArtemis> If funds are tight, you don't need to worry about finding some new clothes for that dinner. You know that, right?
- [16:30] <AmbitiousAvocado> Yeah, my dad wanted me to get exercise. There was a disagreement.
- [16:31] <haughtyArtemis> Foolish man. He should know you better than that.
- [16:31] <AmbitiousAvocado> Oh no! I should be fine, really. I always make things work out in the end, that's my thing remember?
- [16:32] <haughtyArtemis> True, but it would still be better if you don't have to.
- [16:33] <AmbitiousAvocado> Nah, I gotta look good for you at least anyway!
- [16:33] <AmbitiousAvocado> *YOU GUYS!
- [16:34] <AmbitiousAvocado> Oh jeez, That's twice today I've made things awkward...
- [16:34] <haughtyArtemis> I'll tell you what.
- [16:34] <haughtyArtemis> No holes, and put it through a washing machine first. That will be enough. Okay?
- [16:34] <AmbitiousAvocado> If you say so.
- [16:35] <haughtyArtemis> Your only competition here is Flynn and me. That already puts a clean outfit in the front of the pack.
- [16:35] <haughtyArtemis> Let's be realistic here.
- [16:36] <haughtyArtemis> Us and whoever else happens to be sitting nearby, but who cares about them?
- [16:39] <AmbitiousAvocado> Ok, maybe Flynn isn't all that fancy (cept those hats. +2 style no matter what day and age) AND I've had a glimpse of your closet before haha. You may not wear most of it but you could be a lot of people in a fashion contest. :P
- [16:40] <AmbitiousAvocado> But yeah, you're right. Why am I even being self-conscious over this?
- [16:40] <haughtyArtemis> Just a rough day. It happens.
- [16:40] <AmbitiousAvocado> It's like I'm not acting myself. I didn't think I was this thrown off by what happened.
- [16:41] <haughtyArtemis> Although, speaking of my closet, if you have trouble finding something without holes, I can always lend you something.
- [16:42] <AmbitiousAvocado> Ah, yeah. You know that wouldn't work out
- [16:43] <haughtyArtemis> I'm sure whatever you'd pick would fit well enough.
- [16:43] <AmbitiousAvocado> I'd be a little...small. Y'know
- [16:43] <haughtyArtemis> I'll try not to take that as a fat joke.
- [16:45] <AmbitiousAvocado> Well good, cause it was meant as more of a flat joke. On my end.
- [16:46] <AmbitiousAvocado> But uh, hey I tried opening that file!
- [16:46] <haughtyArtemis> Nice change of topic. What was it?
- [16:47] <AmbitiousAvocado> Dunno, this thing is loading pretty slow.
- [16:48] <haughtyArtemis> Big file?
- [16:49] <AmbitiousAvocado> Yes? It seems big at least
- [16:49] <haughtyArtemis> I guess that makes sense, if it can only fit a .txt on the same USB.
- [16:50] <haughtyArtemis> Well, let me know what comes up once it opens. Even if it really is just redownloading pesterchum, at least that's something you can put to rest. Right?
- [16:51] <AmbitiousAvocado> That would be very nice...
- [16:51] <AmbitiousAvocado> No more scary stuff for me thanks.
- [16:53] <haughtyArtemis> Of course. Time to calm down, chill out, and celebrate.
- [16:53] <AmbitiousAvocado> Yes! So looking forward to this!
- [16:54] <haughtyArtemis> Awesome. Again, just keep in mind that my offer stands. I still think you'd fit my stuff pretty well.
- [16:56] <AmbitiousAvocado> Well thanks again! I might take you up on that offer if house repairs keep me from going out.
- [16:57] <haughtyArtemis> That sounds like a plan. I'll talk to Flynn and see if we can figure out a time that works for everyone.
- [16:57] <haughtyArtemis> You aren't busy over the next few evenings, are you?
- [17:00] <AmbitiousAvocado> I don't plan to be, not if I work quickly.
- [17:01] <haughtyArtemis> Perfect. I'll get back to you soon about that, then.
- [17:01] <haughtyArtemis> Anything else before I go bother him?
- [17:02] <AmbitiousAvocado> No not really. Thanks again for talking. I don't know where I'd be without you
- [17:02] <AmbitiousAvocado> Well, ok I'd be running around thinking I met aliens and cat-head people. So good job I guess.
- [17:03] <haughtyArtemis> Hah. I'm happy to help.
- [17:03] <haughtyArtemis> Hey, before I forget.
- [17:04] <haughtyArtemis> "Annakin".
- [17:04] <AmbitiousAvocado> Hehe
- [17:04] <haughtyArtemis> I've been trying to figure out how to tie that into a sentence for the past twenty minutes.
- [17:06] <haughtyArtemis> Alright, but really. I'll talk to you later?
- [17:06] <AmbitiousAvocado> Sounds good. :P
- [17:06] * haughtyArtemis [HA] ceased pestering AmbitiousAvocado [AA]
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