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  2. Because he was 2²
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  4. What does the 'B.' in 'Benoit B. Mandelbrot' stand for?
  5. 'Benoit B. Mandelbrot'
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  7. I'm reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
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  9. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
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  11. Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.
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  13. You can rearrange the letters in 'Banach Tarski' to spell 'Banach Tarski Banach Tarski'.
  14.  
  15. 'Do you know Pavlov?'
  16. 'I'm not sure but it rings a bell.'
  17.  
  18. A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
  19. 'What do we want?'
  20. 'Time Travel!'
  21. 'When do we want it?'
  22. 'Irrelevant!'
  23.  
  24. What does a subatomic duck say?
  25. 'Quark!'
  26.  
  27. A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer.
  28. 'For you, no charge.'
  29.  
  30. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
  31. 'Oh no, I think I lost an electron.'
  32. 'Are you sure?'
  33. 'Yes, I'm positive.'
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  35. An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.
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