AWACs Anon in Equestria

AWACs Anon in Equestria

Airborne Warning and Control System

>Cruising high above the ground in your aircraft, 40,000 feet up and you still don't feel safe
>The radar on this thing detected something, but seems to have lost it
>Suddenly the lock on warning buzzes to life and you begin evasive maneuvers
>Quickly flares shoot out trying to get the lock on to break
>You bank left and right trying to evade the lock
>It's of no use
>You hear an explosion and you are smashed into your controls as all the warnings on the aircraft buzz to life
>All the controls are beeping as you wipe blood from your head, but suddenly you are jerked again
>The plane is spinning out of control
>You look out the window at the wing, It's completely gone and fuel is rushing out, alongside the tail gone
>You try to keep the nose up but the entire plane has gone nuts
>The ground comes closer and closer as the low altitude warning comes on
>The cockpit meets the trees and you black out

1/x

>You awake hours later, strapped into your seat, blood pooling on your controls
>Unsheathing your knife, you cut the belts of your body and stand up, grabbing the survival kit out behind your seat
>Headaches out of hell, you groan loudly, looking to your right and spotting your copilot's head smashed on the controls
How the fuck could I even have survived... How could the plane still be this much intact?
>The scent of smoke assaults you
>The wreckage is on fire, you have to get out soon
>You rush through the bended and distorted path and start pawing on the door
>It's stuck
>Readying your boot, you hurl it at the handle and it busts open
>Luckily due to the angle of the wreckage you can still get on the damn ground
>You hop out, only to have the flame roar and shoot out of the door, singing your short hair to nothing
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>Instantly you begin sprinting away

2/x

>Within 3 minutes you're a half mile away, and you hear an explosion
>You turn and face your crashed airplane, only to see the huge eruption of flames engulfing the entire plane
>Falling to your knees, you rest, the sound of shrapnel impaling the ground in the distance
>Just rest
>"I saw it over here Twilig- WHAT THE HAY IS THAT THING!" says a tomboyish female voice
>"I don't know, but look there! That thing just burst into flames!" says a more nerdy voice
>"I-is it injure-" you interrupt the shy voice by turning around, facing a bunch of... Mutant dogs?
I must me dead...
>"Oh my gosh!" the yellow one rushes up to you, pulling something out of the sacks on its back, "Hold on this is going to stick a little bit"
>She dabs some cloth with a strange liquid and rubs it on your skin, causing a burning sensation you're too tired to care for it
>She then proceeds to wrap your wound with gauze, you just stare at nothing, you survived
>And now you're stuck here
>Goddamnit

3/x

>As soon as she's done patching you up she looks down into your eyes
>Blushing, she returns back to her friends, letting the Purple one come up to you
>"C-can you talk"
I will only tell you my name, rank, and serial number
>"Okaaay... What's your name?"
>You blank out and look down to your dogtag
>There's a metal chunk imbedded in the name portion, but the rest is left untouched
Uh... M-major... Anonymous, Serial n-number... 46843538...
>The Rainbow run flies up straight into your face "Major? So you're in the guard or something! That's so cool!"
Please, I'm a bit overwhelmed, could you step back a little
>She does as told and backs up a little, still with a smile thrown across their face
>Unknowingly, your body is shaking
W-what are your names?
>"I'm Twilight Sparkle" says the Purple one, "Rainbow Dash!" as expected of the Rainbow one
>"F-fluttershy" matches her name well, "Rarity" matches her tattoo, "Applejack" matches her tattoo as well
>Suddenly the pink one appears in front of your face, "I'm Pinkie Pie!" she says bubbly

4/x

W-well, It's nice to meet you all
>Slowly you begin to stand, towering above the ponies
I'm a bit... Confused. You see I was piloting that thing back there
>You point to the flaming inferno
But I got shot down...
>"I saw that! I heard something and saw this huge flaming thing come down! Then it crashed into the ground and we came to see it!"
That was... A terrible idea... If you were any closer it would've ripped you to shreds after it exploded... Excuse me I'm a bit tired...
>Unsheathing the canteen you take a swig
So I'm going to go find a place to sleep... I just... I'm so tired...
>"After what you've been through I can understand, if you come with us we can give you a proper bed" Twilight says
I-I'm a bit too tired to walk I'm afraid
>"No worries! I can just teleport you" says Twilight as her horn glows, and with a flash of light you see... absolutely nothing has changed
>"That was... Unexpected, Applejack, Rainbow? Would you be able to carry him?" she asks the two
>"Sure!" they both say in unison
>"Great! Anon just lay across their backs and we can get going"
>You do as told
>"Uh, you're a bit heavy there, but we can manage" says Rainbow
>And with that you pass out, survival kit on your stomach

5/5


>You are awoken by a subtle bump causing the heavy survival kit to bash you in the face, drawing blood from the sharp corner
Muvver FCKER!
>You grip your face together and open the kit, rustling through the medical kit and getting the stapler and hydrogen peroxide
>You splash it on your face, burning the wound and your eyes
SN OF A BETCH!
>You stable the wound closed and pack gauze over it, securing it with tape
>By now you've noticed that you're no longer moving, and a bunch of colorful horses are staring at you as you get the hydrogen peroxide out of your eyes
Hi...
>"Are you ok?..." says Twilight
Yeah yeah, just had an accident... Where are we?
>By now you've left the forest and have emerged in a clearing, blue skies as far as the eye can see, a white city adorning the landscape far away
Jesus chri- where are we?
>"Where are you? This is Equestria Silly!" says the bubbly pink one, Pinkie Pie was it
>Slowly but surely you hop off the two you were sleeping on and hit the ground
>Rainbow Dash and Applejack stretch as you open up the survival kit, grabbing all the stuff you'll need and stuffing it in a backpack
>Slinging the rifle over your shoulder, you kick the kit off to the side of the path and put on the backpack
I think I'm able to keep going on my own, thanks though.
>"D-do you want me to check your woun-" Fluttershy squeaks out
Nah, it can wait, let's go
>So the group progresses, continuing onto the path as the gravel crunches beneath your feet

1/x

>Eventually the path went up a hill, much to your discontent, and as the group progressed over it, below it laid a spectacle
>A full town, with thatch roofs and timber lined
>Colorful, full of life and energy, just ready to be taken in
>However you weren't too happy being sent here
>You crashed your AWACs and are now stuck in this world full of colorful technicolor horses
>With one hand you unslinged your M6 scout rifle and loaded it, and with the other pulled out your glock 17
>"Uh... Anon? What are those... Things... you're holding? They look dreadful" says Rarity
Oh these? Precautionary instruments, let's leave it at that
>"Suit yourself" she shuts up as the group approaches the town
>6 magazines, 33 rounds each, alongside the .22lr/.410 combo, should be enough for defense... Right?
>In the distance you can see a pink pony look in your general direction, then shriek and run inside a home
>Strange, well, knowing this place It's probably wise to say there's no chance in hell they've seen one of you before
>And with your crew dead... Well... There's no chance they'll see another one like you any time soon
>Gotta make a good appearence, or god help the next people to crash land here
>Finally the path leads into the town
>Ponies stop in there tracks and just stare at you, as expected
>Reslinging your rifle, you wave at them, and some wave back
>Friendly folk, nothing like back home, they'd open fire on an alien

2/x

>Slowly but surely the group moves forward through the town, progressing past several notable landmarks
>Gingerbread house, but not just any gingerbread house, a gigantic one that is actually functioning!
>A carousel, town hall, along those lines, strange buildings woved in a mesh of regular thatch roof buildings
>Ponies seem to live in the middle of town and not in pre-set neighborhoods or apartments
>Strange enough, but hey, new alien world, not a big deal
>Eventually a gigantic tree came into view, Jesus christ this this was huge
>Bigger than anything you've seen, wait...
>Is that a door?
>Holy shit It's a goddamn house
Uh... Do people live in that tree?
>"Of course! I live in this Tree, Fluttershy lives in a tree as well albeit smaller"
>Note to self: Ponies are batshit crazy
>Twilight's horn glows and... What the fuck
>Magic?
>She was trying to use magic on you earlier?
>I don't even
What was that you just did?
>"I opened the door?"
But you didn't use your han- I mean hooves...
>"Yeah... Magic... Haven't you ever seen anything like it before?"
Doesn't exist where I'm from
>You swear you could see a lightbulb appear above her head, "That would explain why I couldn't lift you earlier! Spiiiiiike!"
>As the group enters the tree you notice a small lizard thing walking down the stairs
>"Yeah Twilight?" 'Spike' says

3/x

>"I need you to take a letter, we found this guy in the forest, he crashed here apparently" she says pointing to you
>Spike looks in your general direction, "Heh, you're not the weirdest thing she brought home, once she brought home this stallion that was covered in jell-"
>"SPIKE!" Twilight shouts annoyed
>"I-I'm on it!" he rushes to go get something
>Soon he returns with a piece of paper and a quill
>They still use quills here?
>Twilight clears her throat, "Dear princess Celestia, earlier today we saw a flaming object crash land in the forest, by the time we had arrived there, an intelligent creature who goes by the name Anonymous had emerged, just before the, 'Plane' as he called it exploded. We would like to seek your guidance on this matter. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle"
>Spike exhales flames onto the letter, sending it up in the tree and out the window
>Fire hazard much?
>"Now then Anon, we'll just have to wait for a reply, would you like anything to eat or drink?"
Nah
>You unsling your backpack and pull out a Chili-mac MRE and a canteen
I've got some right here
>With haste you dig into the cold MRE as you wait

4/4

>Within a few minutes Spike spews out a scroll and unrolls it with haste
>"Dear Twilight, I have ruled Equestria for thousands of years, in centuries we have not seen another species come up, are you sure? The guard notified us of a flaming object but determined it to be a meteor. Respond with haste, Princess Celestia"
Heh, looks like I'm stirring some shit around these par- did she say thousands of years?
>"Yes! She's an alicorn, they are able to live thousands of years, and Celestia has ruled alongside Princess Luna for several thousands of years! However regular ponies do not live as long... It's more of a curse than a blessing I'd say" Twilight says eagerly
Agreed, I can live up to say 120, but with age my body would decay as would my mind, I'd prefer to die early in all honesty, aren't you going to reply
>"Oh!, Spik-"
>"Yeah yeah Twilight" he cuts her off, "Just say it"
>"Oh well, Dear Princess Celestia, all my years of reading have never brought me to have seen such a creature as Anonymous here, he's male, around six foot tall, well defined muscles, with no coat. However he wears clothing. He is similar to a primate of some sort but leaner and taller, bipedal. He has shown no aggression towards anyone so far, and is healing from wounds due to the crash. I would advise you take a closer look yourself. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle"
>Spike breaths fire on the scroll sending it back out the window
>Some day she's going to burn to death in her sleep
>By now you've finished half the MRE and the beverage portion of the meal, alongside the jalapeno crackers
>Moving onto desert, a scroll comes back
>"Ahem, Dear Twilight Sparkle, surprise!"
>Suddenly a crack of thunder and a bright white light blinds you, but you keep on eating your desert
>As your eyes refocus, it brings into view a very tall
>White
>Rainbow haired pony thing
>Well, at least the back side of her, must be Celestia
>"Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student, where is this Anonymous fellow? I must see him for myself" her voice is calming and a bit regal
>Damn this desert is good
>It's like a chocolate orgasm in your mouth
>Twilight points in your general direction, and Celestia turns and looks at you
>You clear your throat
Hey
>And continue eating

1/x

>"Ahem, Anonymous is it?" she puts out her hoof and a genuine smile, which you shake and finish your last bite
Hello there Princess Celestia, I take it you're the ruler of these lands
>"Yes" she says as she eyes you over, before you stand and come up to about her height
>"My my, I've never had to look UP to someone in Equestria for a long time"
Heh, so are we just going to make small talk or do you have some actual questions for me?
>She seems to ponder your question, but then shakes it off, "Let's start out with basic stuff, your name is Anonymous and you came here in a, plane, you called it?"
Yes m'aam, the Airborne Warning and Control System, AWACS for short, I was shot down by an enemy pilot earlier today
>"So that giant flaming machine that feel earlier today, you were flying it?"
I was trying to keep it from crash landing, but after a wing is blown off you go into barrel rolls from hell, along with the tail being clipped off I was spinning in all directions
>"I see, tell me, how did you survive such a crash?"
You tell me, I was smashed into the controls so hard I should've been dead, alongside crashing into a forest, usually you can't even recognize a plane after it had crashed. Unfortunately there were no other survivors...
>She looks surprised, "You mean there were more of you?"
I had an entire crew, anyone alive would've been incinerated, my pilot was smashed against the controls.
>You're tearing up a little
They were friends, a great crew, and great people...
>"I understand how you feel, I've had many friends die over the years" she looks a bit pained to say that
Yeah... I need to go give them a proper burial soon...
>"Who shot you down, and with what?"
The enemy forces fired an R-27 at my plane, the flares didn't get it off my tail nor did the banking, when it hit it destroyed any ability I had to fly that thing. You probably don't know what the R-27 is, fired from a smaller more agile plane and it explodes, sending pieces of metal everywhere
>"But why, who would want to shoot you down?"
Who would want to hurt anyone? I enlisted in the army to save lives, not take them, flying that thing detected everything in the sky for miles, saved allot of lives, til I got shot down that is.
>She puts a hoof on your shoulder, "I understand, I've seen many conflicts, let's get off this subject shall we?"
Sure...

2/x

>"What's your home like?"
Same as here, just with no magic, more conflict, big concrete buildings as far as the eye can see, billions of us living together doesn't help anything
>"Billions?"
Seven billion, every one a hungry mean sack of shit
>She flinches as you say that last word
They take and take and take and demand more and more, humans are greedy, as are the species we came from, you've got something I want I'm going to take it, we may have great technology but it doesn't mean we're perfect.
>She looks disheartened, she begins to speak
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>You can't understand her
>What the fuck is she saying
>Your head begins to hurt and feel fuzzy
>Knees failing, you crash into the ground
>Vision gone, and suddenly bright light everywhere
>Something is shaking you
>You open your eyes to spot a young man clad in camouflage
>He turns and shouts over his shoulder, "JAMES WE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE!" before turning to you, "Hold on buddy, help is on the way"
>Slowly but surely you turn your head, to your left is a flaming pile of disembowled airplane parts, paint stripped away
>Another man comes into view and they both pick you up, hauling you onto a stretcher
>"Hold on man, just hold on"
>The sounds of a helicopter's rotors spinning are all too apparent as they run you towards a CH-47 medivac hovering slightly above the ground
>The twin rotors become overwhelmingly loud as you near the back of the helicopter
>The two men load you into it and a team of corpsmen begin to work on your body
>Again the fuzzy feeling comes back, alongside a migraine

3/x

>The pain is unbearable and you pass out
>Again you're back in the room with Celestia, overlooking you as you lay on the ground
W-what h-h-happened
>"Anon! I thought we lost yodfhfdshss"
>The feeling comes back again
>Beep, Beep, Beep
>Your eyes open staring at the ceiling
>Beep, Beep, Beep
>A small buzzer goes off and a nurse comes into your room
>"Hey there soldier, you feeling ok?"
What happened t-to me.
>"An SU-27 shot a rocket into your wing, which effectively clipped off the tail, the plane spiralled out of control and crashed into the ground, you're very lucky"
D-did anyone make it?
>"That's what I was getting to... Nobody but you survived, you managed to crawl out of the wreckage before the inferno engulfed the cockpit, they found you had dragged the survival kit out of the cockpit before you blacked out, a distress signal was sent before the crash and we had sent helicopters to come rescue you... You lost allot of blood."
>You rest, just rest
>"Your wounds are surprisingly non-severe, there had been gauze around your face, and on your lip, it seemed to be stapled and wrapped. Hold on lemme get some fresh air in here" he says as he opens the window
>A lone pink butterfly flies into the room, landing on your bedsheet, the nurse moves to grab it but you shoo him off
>"I'll leave you to sleep I suppose"
>And so you are left alone, in an empty room with a lone butterfly
>Saved by the same people you cursed just moments ago

4/4 End for now

I had to end it early because of the bullshit going on in real life. I'll go back to it when I get time, but for now this is the ending.