Holly shit!

<?php
/*
 * Migrador de kleo a wordpress
 * Por Sergio Milardovich
 * Este script es un asco
 */
    error_reporting(E_ALL);
    $db_host = 'localhost';
    $db_user = 'root';
    $db_pass = '';
    $db_wp_name = 'wordpress';
    $db_kleo_name = 'milablog';
    mysql_connect($db_host,$db_user,$db_pass);

    /*
     * Agregar las categorías
     */
    echo "\n Agregando categorías... \n";
    mysql_select_db($db_wp_name);
    echo "\t Formateando wordpress... \n";
    mysql_query("TRUNCATE TABLE `wp_term_relationships`");
    mysql_query("TRUNCATE TABLE `wp_posts`");
    mysql_query("TRUNCATE TABLE `wp_terms`");
    mysql_select_db($db_kleo_name);
    $query = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM kleo_topics ORDER BY topicid ASC");
    $i=1;
    while($row = mysql_fetch_array($query)){
        mysql_select_db($db_wp_name);
        $name = $row['tname'];
        $slug = strtolower(str_replace(" ","_",$row['tname']));
        mysql_query("INSERT INTO  `wp_terms` (
            `term_id` ,
            `name` ,
            `slug` ,
            `term_group`
        ) VALUES (
            NULL ,  '$name',  '$slug',  '0'
        );
        ");
        echo 'Agregando categoría "'.$name.'"'."\n";
        mysql_query("INSERT INTO `wp_term_taxonomy` (`term_taxonomy_id`, `term_id`, `taxonomy`, `description`, `parent`, `count`) VALUES (NULL, '$i', 'Category', '', '0', '0');");
        echo "\t".'Agregando taxonomías...'."\n";
        $i++;
    }
    /*
     * Agregar los posts
     */
    echo "\n \t Volcando los posts... \n";
    mysql_select_db($db_kleo_name);
    $query = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM kleo_blog ORDER BY id DESC");
    $i=1;
    while($row = mysql_fetch_array($query)){
        $post_title = $row['title'];
        $post_name = strtolower(str_replace(" ","_",$post_title));
        $post_content = mysql_escape_string($row['content']);
        $author = $row['aid'];
        switch($row['type']){
            case '2':
                $post_type = 'page';
            break;
            default:
                $post_type = 'post';
            break;
        }
        $post_date = $row['posted'];
        $post_date_gmt = $row['posted'];
        $id = $row['id'];
        mysql_select_db($db_kleo_name);
        $aquery = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM kleo_assoc WHERE associtem = $id AND assoctype = 1");
        $tkrow = mysql_fetch_array($aquery);
        $tid = $tkrow['assoctopic'];
        mysql_select_db($db_wp_name);
        while($arow = mysql_fetch_array($aquery)){
            mysql_select_db($db_kleo_name);
            $tkquery = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM kleo_topics WHERE topicid = $tid");
            $tkrow = mysql_fetch_array($tkquery);
            $tname = $tkrow['tname'];
            mysql_select_db($db_wp_name);
            $tquery = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM wp_terms WHERE name = '$tname' LIMIT 1");
            $trow = mysql_fetch_array($tquery);
            $taxid = $trow['term_id'];
            echo "\t Volcando asociaciones de este post...";
            mysql_query("INSERT INTO  `wp_term_relationships` (
                `object_id` ,
                `term_taxonomy_id` ,
                `term_order`
            ) VALUES (
                '$i',  '$taxid',  '1'
            );");

        }
        echo "Volcando el post número $i... \n";
        mysql_select_db($db_wp_name);
        mysql_query("INSERT INTO `wp_posts` (`ID`, `post_author`, `post_date`, `post_date_gmt`, `post_content`, `post_title`, `post_excerpt`, `post_status`, `comment_status`, `ping_status`, `post_password`, `post_name`, `to_ping`, `pinged`, `post_modified`, `post_modified_gmt`, `post_content_filtered`, `post_parent`, `guid`, `menu_order`, `post_type`, `post_mime_type`, `comment_count`) VALUES (NULL, '$author', '$post_date', '$post_date_gmt', '$post_content', '$post_title', '', 'publish', 'open', 'open', '', '$post_name', '', '', '0000-00-00 00:00:00', '0000-00-00 00:00:00', '', '0', '', '0', '$post_type', '', '0');");
        $i++;
    }
    echo "\n\n Éxitos totales! \n\n";

?>