flowers universe

first, my reason for doing this. Peridot is my waifu, but steven universe, the show, doesn't give her the screen time, or the respect she deserve. at every turn they shrink her down, belittle her, and force her into a lesbian relation ship with an awfully dumb stupid character like that dumb mopey bitch lapis.

so the time has come to make an entire webcomic based around a character that is BASICALLY peridot, but legally not peridot.

imagine a world, thats not full of soulless, jewish rock golems that are also tied heavily to money as gems cash value irl. i know what your doing rebecca sugar! imagine a main character that isnt a giant rock golem lesbian that turns herself into a little jewish boy, a transexual jewish boy! that cries a lot! and is also super autistic/retarded for his age, which is 14+ now.

so i would like to introduce you to MY WORLD, of soft delicate flowers, where girls are girls and boys are boys. no he him her pronouns, no transexuals, no crybaby shit, no far left, alt left liberal bullshit. im not a republican or a liberal, im a radical centrist, theres things i like and hate on both sides. the alt right and the general left, and i love the chaos of both sides fighting and the irony of both sides getting along from time to time to. ya know?

"Flower Universe" is my new webcomic. its that world.

-basic swap outs-

spring (peridot) the main character

the spring flowers (the crystal gems)

violet (amythest)
lilly (pearl)
tulip (garnet)

mapel and mapel (topaz and topaz)

Ven August(hybrid steven universe type character)

steve august(greg/hobo dad living out of his van)
fall (rose) brown girl, dead mother figure
autumn (connie) brown girl, annoying ugly sister character no one likes instead of main characters ugly annoying girlfriend no one likes

yellow diomond (yellow)
pink diomond (pink rose)
blue diomond (blue rose)
white diomond (white rose)(highest of hig diomonds in steven universe)

blood diomond (red rose) (red rose is the highes5t of high roses in flowers universe)

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-pun words-words of memetic power-

polinate the earth
dismantle the human race

flowers dont shatter like crystal gems/rocks do, they shrivel and wither and burn.

foliage, short leaf, shoreleaf, grass, grasslings,

"your ass is grass", "well, yeah, duh"

when crystal gems get corrupted they become monsters THAT SMASH ROCKS, EARTH, MOUNTAINS, ETC

so when a soft delicate flower gets corrupter they become lady bug monsters, hard shell creatures that eat plants, fruits, vegetables, grasss, etc

*this is a normal thing to do and many people have become very successful doing it. fifty shades of grey is a rip off of twilight, megadeth is a better version of Metallica, hawkeye is a rip off of green arrow, the orville is a rip off of star trek. the list goes on.