Taako Magic 7

Justin: They also, I'm gonna need the middle one to roll a Wisdom saving throw.

Griffin: Oh fuck, that's right!

Justin: 'Cause spooky Johann is stalking his dreams right now.

Travis: Get real spooky-ooky.

Justin: Real spooky.

Griffin: 13?

Justin: No. What? No.

Clint: Hell no.

Griffin: So he takes... oh, shit, okay—

Travis: 4d10...

Justin: Hold on a second, my lovelies, I'll get your 4d10— [drowned out by Griffin laughing] We got 3... 10... 16... and 24.

Griffin: Okay, yeah, that middle tardigrade tries to wipe the fire cream off his eyes, and fails to do that, and it looks really pitiful. And then its head just Scanners-style explodes. So that's one down.

Justin: Nice.

Taako: That's mine, fellas!

Ep. 34, The Crystal Kingdom, 20:32