Twilight of the Abyss, Session 12.2

<DM> *You head off and proceed to find a Communication Stone.
<DM> (gimme a bit)
<Corsava> What's the plan?\
<Corsava> Kirran? We need to get a move on, what's the plan?
* Corsava runs alongside Kirran, wherever we're going
<DM> *You find a Communication Stone.
* Kirran fiddles with the controls, looking for the light spirit or Xanas.
<DM> *Tapping into it, you hear the various messages bouncing allllll around.
<Kirran> We're looking for Xanas or the light spirit or both.
<Kirran> We need some anti-air support, and two light spirits would be considerably better than once.
<Kirran> one*
<Corsava> Sounds good.
<DM> https://youtu.be/piMRgm9Ga6o?t=2m15s - this is effectively the level of chaos you hear through the stone
<Kefka> YouTube: Star Trek First Contact Encounter with the Borg - Views: 210,009 - Length: 3:25 - Uploaded: 2013-07-13 - User: 344833992 86442 - Likes: 997 - Dislikes: 40
<Kirran> Sounds fucking terrible, but better than riding Darte the wonder fish into the sky with no backup.
<Corsava> I see,
<DM> *You go through the various radio signals, until eventually, you hear Xanas...... and he's not talking alone.
<Kirran> You will if we can't reach anyone. Without Dex here to break physics, things could get ugly really fast.
<Kirran> It never goes well when we try to play fair with the big bads.
<Corsava> That's because playing 'fair' is for idiots. Let's get our edge over them ASAP.
<DM> [Xanas]: No. You're not getting into the Twilight Palace no matter what. I've made it strictly clear. Queen Midna will stay there.
<DM> [???]: Oh? Even though you've already lost here?
<DM> *It sounds like an Interloper's voice...... but one that kind of sends shivers down your spine.
<Corsava> (do either of us recognize the voi- oh, ok)
<DM> [Xanas]: You haven't killed us.
<Kirran> And you won't.
<DM> [???]: No, I haven't, and I don't intend to.
<DM> *Your voice doesn't seem to go through. It's as if you're just listening....
<DM> [???]: However... we could use more food for our Dark Mass. It could grow in size even further. Perhaps... just long enough to bypass your Gravity Bridge that protects the Palace.
<DM> [???]: But not you, Xanas. I'll have you watching as each and every Twili remaining gets sucked into its collective mass. And you'll be the only one left alive.
<DM> *Another voice cuts through, overriding the previous convo.
<DM> [Ordona]: I am Ordona, a Spirit of Light. I'm reaching into the Communication Stone for as long as I can without the Interlopers noticing. Who's there?
<Corsava> Corsava of the Gerudo, and Kirran of the Shiekah
<Corsava> We need your help to slay the dragon.
<DM> [Ordona]: Gerudo? Sheikah? ... From the Light World?!
<Corsava> Yes. From the light world
<DM> [Ordona]: Dragon? What dragon?
<Corsava> There's a dragon attacking the city
<Kirran> The giant flying beast bashing itself repeatedly into the barrier.
<DM> [Ordona]: Unfortunately, we are unable to assist. The Interlopers... they won, here. They've overwhelmed us. Without a Golden Artifact, I can't recharge and retaliate against them, especially not with Dark Link himself here....
<Corsava> "Well, I've got good news and I have better news."
* Corsava slams my scimitars together.
<Corsava> "The good news is I have a Golden Artifact"
<Corsava> "The better news is I'm also a Gerudo."
<DM> *The base of the scimitars connect and click together. A moment later, the seal on the blades breaks, and a flash of golden light envelops the blades.
<DM> *A bright flash envelops the blades, transforming the hilts together into an extravagant handle. Golden scales and elegant jewels adorn both the handle and the blades, and a magical string appears, connecting the tips of both blades. Its full size is that of a siege longbow, yet it still feels as light as a pair of Gerudo Scimitars.
<Corsava> "Now that that's solved, where are you?
* Corsava grins
<DM> [Ordona]: We're at the Sol Fountain. You can get here using an Abyss Ring. Ask any Twili there to transport you over, most of them have Abyss Rings.
<Corsava> Good. Kirran, let's beat feet, we don't have much time.
<DM> [Ordona]: Make sure you land in the Sol Fountain. I can cover you momentarily.
<Kirran> I mean, if he wants two comatose vegetables when we get there. Any way to use those without passing the heck out?
<DM> [Ordona]: Not that I'm aware. Ask around, the Twili have kept me in the dark about how their tools work.
* Corsava rushes to the nearest twili
<DM> *Sadly, there are no Twili nearby. The only ones you know of are the guards, which are probably fighting Shadow Beasts... and Medlora.
<DM> *All remaining Twili are in submerged houses within the grounds of the courtyard, and they're non-combatant.
<Corsava> Wait, the Armory will have them for sure!
<Corsava> Plus...then we'll have our own.
<Kirran> Seems our best bet.
* Corsava bolts for the Armory
<Kirran> Don't know where that one bolted too aside from taking the elevator.
<DM> *Which route? Shortest route through hallways where Shadow Beasts were.... or through Medlora's library?
<Kirran> (Given present company, is that really a choice?)
<Corsava> (eyebrows wiggle)
<Corsava> (though, tbh, we should probably go for the shorter route, as time is a factor)
<DM> (your choice)
<Corsava> "As much as I'd *love* the chance to hit on Meddie again, we need to get there ASAP. Hall-route it is."
<DM> *You bolt down the hallway!
* Kirran activates stealth routines and hurries along.
<DM> *Kirran dances in the shadows.
* Corsava clenches my teeth as I charge as quickly as I can
<DM> *You head down the hallway, getting past where the elevator is. There's the echoes of light explosions and Shadow Beast screeches bouncing through the palace corridors, but otherwise it seems clear.
* Corsava draws the string on my light-bow in case of an encounter
<DM> *You eventually reach the armory, where you see scattered Twili items everywhere inside, along with a Shadow Beast. In a very, VERY confined space.
<DM> *Upon you opening the door, it turns its head in your direction.
<DM> *You definitely see some Abyss Rings on the ground in the room, between you and the Shadow Beast.
<Corsava> "GET THE RINGS!" *attempts to roll behind it and fire my trident with the bow*
* Kirran teleports to the rings silently, grabs them, and teleports back.
* Kirran casts illusion of creation to mimic the door being closed as he stands on the other side of the doorway
<DM> (Kirran, you know Shadow Beasts are blind and wouldn't notice something like that anyways, right?)
<Corsava> $48d10
<Navi> Corsava: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 8, 9, 5, 1, 9, 1, 4, 10, 2, 1, 2, 8, 1, 9, 2, 5, 2, 8, 10, 2, 1, 10, 10, 7, 1, 8, 2, 8, 3, 1, 7, 10, 9, 1, 1, 7, 1, 4, 6, 2, 4, 8, 10, 5, 6, 2 and 10. Total: 253. Successes: 34.
<DM> *It reacts to the sound of you opening the door, then charges directly at you two!
<DM> *I take that back, roll Courage by itself first. Kirran, roll to defend against the sucker's attack.
<DM> $65d10 Shadowbeast
<Navi> DM: You rolled 65 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 412. Successes: 57.
<Kirran> $1d3
<DM> holy jesus
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1.
<Kirran> Nope, I dodge
<Corsava> $15d10
<Navi> Corsava: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 9, 9, 3, 9, 10, 8, 6, 8, 1, 6, 5, 9, 10 and 9. Total: 106. Successes: 14.
<DM> $calc 57 / 2
<Kefka> 57 / 2 = 28.5
<DM> *Corsava, despite your good dodge roll, it still clips you on its way out, dealing a whopping 15 damage to you. Unless you wanna chuck an RP at its really high roll.
<DM> $65d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 65 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 404. Successes: 58.
* Kirran also throws a reroll at it
<DM> $65d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 65 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 326. Successes: 39.
<DM> 19 rounded, 20 - 14 = 6 damage!
<Corsava> Corsava: HP 15 Magic 6
<DM> *Corsava, now roll your attack!
<Corsava> $48d10
<Navi> Corsava: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 8, 8, 1, 5, 7, 3, 5, 3, 5, 7, 10, 5, 4, 9, 9, 5, 2, 4, 6, 8, 8, 10, 1, 10, 10, 10, 2, 1, 9, 2, 1, 6, 10, 1, 10, 6, 3, 4, 9, 8, 10, 9, 2, 4, 7, 1 and 9. Total: 278. Successes: 38.
<DM> $15d10 Shadow Beast
<Navi> DM: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 4, 4, 7, 2, 3, 7, 1, 3, 6, 3, 3, 4, 5 and 3. Total: 64. Successes: 5.
<DM> 38 - 5 = 33 + 10 - 30 = 13 damage, w/ -6 power
* Kirran sneaks out of the room.
<DM> *Your trident proceeds to impale into it, then teleports back to you.
<DM> *Kirran, you have the rings. Would you like to start opening a portal?
<Kirran> (Might as well, but I close the door first to dampen the sound.
<Kirran> )
<Kirran> (Quietly
<Kirran> )
<DM> *Okay. Now, do you remember how to use them?
<DM> *Based on what you saw other Twili doing?
* Kirran mimics the arm movements he recalls seeing the Twili doing.
<DM> *You wave your arm around, but it does nothing.
<DM> *Doesn't seem to be an arm movement, per se....
<Corsava> "KIRRAN! USE THE PHASE THINGY!!!!"
* Kirran pops the door back open and fires off a phase arrow.
<DM> *Make that -6 Wisdom instead of -6 Power.
<Kirran> $47d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 4, 4, 10, 10, 6, 3, 9, 4, 3, 7, 6, 7, 4, 6, 5, 2, 9, 9, 8, 1, 2, 4, 1, 4, 10, 4, 6, 4, 8, 9, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, 8, 5, 1, 1, 8, 8, 6, 4, 1, 2 and 8. Total: 242. Successes: 27.
<DM> $15d10 Shadow Beast
<Navi> DM: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 10, 7, 1, 10, 8, 5, 1, 1, 4, 5, 7, 7, 3 and 5. Total: 77. Successes: 11.
<DM> *Your Phase Arrow seems to do nothing, melding into the Shadow Beast's frontal shield. Then, right as it's about to charge you, it starts to turn to dust, its very being getting ripped from existence. Its cries fade and turn to nothing.
* Corsava grins and raises a fist "HAHAHA! We got him!"
<Corsava> "Now let's get going!"
<DM> *The screeches of more shadow beasts rings through the halls.
<DM> *Now that you have the Abyss Rings, the library is nearby. You could always ask Medlora how to use them.
* Corsava races with them to the library
<DM> *You reach the library, where Medlora is currently floating around, casually reading her book.
<DM> *She looks up towards you.
<Corsava> Meddie! I need you to teleport me! I might be able to get a light spirit into the Broken Bow!
<DM> [Medlora]: Oh, pleeeeaaaaaase tell me I don't need to- wait what?
<Corsava> That'll take out the dragon nice and good!
* Corsava grins wide "So, can you teach me to use the abyss rings?
<Corsava> Without passing out?"
<DM> *She gives you a twitchy eye.
<DM> [Medlora]: Seriously? You just... put the thing on, and tap it twice. Easy. Just like that.
<DM> [Medlora]: Also, I've been listening to the communication stone. Are you... sure you want to go to the Sol Fountain?
<Corsava> "Kthnxbye. Don't worry, you'll get your massage soon."
<DM> [Medlora]: From what I can tell, ALL of the top Interlopers are- WHAT?!
* Corsava activates the rings
<Corsava> "All the top interlopers are what?"
<DM> *You activate the rings, and a portal starts to slowly spawn.
* Corsava charges up a Siege blast and aims it into the portal
<DM> [Medlora]: All of them are there, including their leader, Dark Link. He's someone that even Queeny Midna is afraid of. I'm... I- woah hoh, what is THAT?!
* Corsava grins
<Corsava> "It's a war crime."
<DM> [Medlora]: Don't shoot things through the portal! You don't know where it's going to land!
<Corsava> "I'm going to charge up the most powerful shot I can
<Corsava> Then step through, absorb the spirit into the bow
<Corsava> And absolutely fucking annihilate *something*
<DM> *As you charge...... and charge....... and charge...........
<Corsava> At least, that's the idea."
<DM> *Reality itself starts to bend around you.
<DM> *You notice you're starting to have an issue holding the bow steady.
* Corsava steps through
<Corsava> "Alright, here goes nothing.
<Corsava> Wish me luck!"
* Corsava shouts as I step through "ORDONA! INTO THE BOW! QUICK!"
<DM> *After 4 actions, the portal finishes opening. You and Kirran's shadow body proceed to ALLAH ACKBAR through the portal.



<DM> *Last time on ZURPG! Kirran and Corsava, the two of you witnessed an Argarok attacking the Twilight Palace along with Zant and various Shadow Beasts, so the two of you went to go get help. However, you learned that the Interlopers already have the Sol Fountain. In a desperate attempt to save the Twili there and maybe gain their assistance, you sniped some Abyss Rings, opened a portal, and hopped on in!
<DM> *Dex, you went on your solo venture to the Interloper base to check out what's there, only to run into Dark Link. You manage to talk your way into joining him at the Sol Fountain, where you proceeded to try and diplomacy your way to a victory between Dark Link and Xanas, to form an alliance between Interlopers and Twili to take out Zant.
<DM> -=SESSION START=-
<DM> *Corsava and Kirran, you emerge from the portal, slightly dizzy but this time, not passed out. You're surrounded by light, blinding you initially, but after a moment, your eyes orient to the scene.
<Corsava> ORDONA! I've got the bow! Hop in quick!
<DM> *Looking around, there's a group of about 30 Twili, half of which are unconscious, surrounded by a dozen Interlopers with dark blades to their necks. To the side of that, there appears to be this dark mass of.... darkness. Like a massive tidal wave of shadows that's always moving and morphing, but standing in one place. And off to the other side, you see a solo Interloper, your old buddy Dex, and Xanas. They seem to be chatting it up.
<DM> *Corsava, you feel the power in your bow coursing out of control, to the point where you can barely hold the darn thing.
<DM> *Nearby, the great Spirit of Light that's masking your presence looks down.
<DM> [Ordona]: ... you're a tad smaller than I'd hoped, but... whatever you're charging looks....... dangerous.
<DM> [Ordona]: I shall lend my power. Don't wait too long, they'll notice you soon.
* Corsava makes sure that both feet are firmly in the sol fountain and grins "Got a suggested target?"
<DM> *Corsava, you start to feel an even greater power flow into both you and the bow, steadying your aim once more.
<DM> [Ordona]: I'd say Dark Link, but odds are, that Dark Mass is going to block you.
<Corsava> Well, no sense in not trying.
* Corsava looses the arrow at Dark Link
<DM> *Dex, you're chatting it up with Dark Link and Xanas, when you notice the Sol Fountain itself nearby is glowing a tad bit more than usual.
<Dex> That's not normal.
<DM> *Dark Link turns towards the Sol Fountain.
<DM> [Dark Link]: Why is the Spirit shrinking?
<Dex> Maaaybe we should get behind the force field I stole.
<DM> [Dark Link]: The what?
<Dex> My "stupid idiot about to do a dumb thing" senses are tingling.
* Dex unfolds his Folded Magic Shield.
<Dex> You two just stand behind this.
<DM> *Ordona finishes absorbing into the bow, radiating multiple Sols into the attack as well.
<DM> [Xanas]: What the heck is that?!
<Dex> What that are you referring to?
<DM> *There's a short silence as you release the magical bow string, followed by the deafening force of a hundred thunderstorms simultaneously.
<DM> [Dark Link]: That doesn't look safe-
<Dex> Its safer than what's going to happen to the dumbass that shot at me.
<DM> *Your arrow of doom, empowered by more-than-safe-limits of charging, and the spirit of Ordona itself at full power, intertwines with a swirl of Sols until it becomes a golden lance capable of actually piercing the heavens. It heads towards Dark Link like a laser of doom. He continues to stand there, unmoving. Right as it's about to hit him, the great Dark Mass suddenly moves into the way of the attack, shielding everyone inside.
<DM> *The arrow seems push into the Dark Mass before pushing its trajectory upwards slightly. It tears a hole through its mass, splitting it in half before lasering onwards into the sky above.
<Kirran> Is that...is that Dark Link?
<Kirran> I've got a really bad feeling about this.
<Dex> OH HEY ITS KIRRAN
<Dex> HEY KIRRAN
* Dex waves.
<Kirran> Dex, are you cavorting with the forces of darkness?
<Dex> Negotiating.
<DM> *In a flash, the Dark Mass explodes into a shockwave of light, swathing its light across the Sol Fountain with golden sparkles. Your laser arrow finishes into the sky into the clouds above before turning into a thermonuclear detonation of light. Above, you just see the clouds part as the abyss of darkness is temporarily replaced by light.
<Kirran> Frankly, I'm suprised they have it in them to attempt such a thing. Everything I've ever heard about Dark Link suggested he was not remotely reasonable.
<DM> *Corsava, all you feel is joy and love from the cascade of destruction you've caused, instantly one-shotting a major boss.
* Corsava pets the bow "Wow...so that's what that does."
<DM> *From the remains of the Dark Mass, though, you look and see Dark Link pointing YOUR BOW with an arrow on it RIGHT BACK AT YOU.
<DM> [Dark Link]: Huh. Nice bow.
* Corsava breaks the bow back into the blades for my support action.
<DM> *He launches the arrow, using Standard Shot.
* Kirran gets far, far away from Corsava
<Dex> We're all buddies now. We're going to kick Zant square in the balls.
<DM> $65d10 Dark Link
<Navi> DM: You rolled 65 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 363. Successes: 47.
* Corsava uses Kaiten!
<Dex> Just don't hit the spirit. I need the spirit.
<Kirran> $1d3
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3.
* Kirran sticks with the running.
<DM> Dark Link, Kirran, Dex, Xanas, Interlopers, Twili
<DM> 1d6
<Corsava> $1d6
<Navi> Corsava: You rolled 1 Die with 6 Sides. Result: 5.
<Dex> I really don't want to have to kill someone today.
<DM> *The golden arrow, enveloped by darkness, zips towards you, and in your quick reactions, you Kaiten! deflect it in a seemingly random direction. The arrow whirls around several times before suddenly swerving towards the Interlopers surrounding the Twili!
<DM> *It strikes one in the chest, and thanks to the light still flooding the Sol Fountain, it just evaporates it into nothingness in one shot.
<DM> [Dark Link]: Huh. Interesting.
* Corsava grins "What was *that*?!"
<DM> *Dark Link turns to Dex.
<DM> [Dark Link]: It would appear negotiations have failed.
<Corsava> "Negotiations? You're attacking the fountain!
<DM> [Dark Link]: Would you still like to serve the denizens of darkness, little one?
<Dex> No. Negotiations are still working. These guys are just idiots.
<DM> [Dark Link]: Because as you can see, the Twili and their buddies are clearly not going to work with us.
<Dex> Settle your kettle. Corsava is so thick you could build a sturdy bridge with her. Kirran's ok though.
* Kirran keeps his opinions squarely to himself, but is clutching an arrow very tightly.
<Dex> STOP SHOOTING MY DIPLOMATICALLY ALIGNED FRIENDS
<DM> [Dark Link]: Very well then. Eliminate the troublesome one, and then we can get to working with the Twili once more. That seem reasonable?
* Corsava to Kirran "Wait, I thought the interlopers were attacking? When did that change?"
<Dex> I'd like to not to HAVE to kill my own henchmen.
<Dex> Bad for business.
<DM> *The from the super attack settles down. Darkness resumes its daily duties in the sky, and the nearby Sol Fountain once again becomes the only real light source. A big glowing light source that well illuminates this whole area, but still the only source.
<Kirran> "I have a feeling it's a temporary armistice while Dex puts on his wiles. But I also feel like Dark Link is about as trustworthy as an invisible bridge.
<DM> [Dark Link]: Sorry, but if you can't take care of your henchmen that I most definitely cannot trust, then I can't trust you. Make a choice. Now.
<DM> *Dark Link turns towards you, Kirran.
<Corsava> "So what's the plan then, Kir?"
<DM> [Dark Link]: Hmm. Odd. For some reason, I feel like I see a slight reflection of myself in you.
<DM> (ziiiiiing!)
<Dex> Well Kirran is trustworthy.
<Dex> Corsava not so much.
<Dex> But some times its nice to have someone you can trust to be untrustworthy you know.
<DM> [Dark Link]: ...
* Kirran tries to stare back, but is somewhat visibly apprehensive.
<Dex> Look, she's untrustworthy so I was kind of trusting that she'd end up doing something like this.
<DM> *Corsava and Kirran, the two of you see Dark Link morph, first into a dark version of Corsava, then into a dark version of Kirran, then back to his Dark Link form.
<DM> [Dark Link]: ...... that..... is the dumbest logic...... I've ever heard.
<DM> *He calls out.
<Dex> We're here negotiating peace and she comes in and screws it up. That is so Corsava it hurts. Its the platonic ideal of being Corsava.
* Kirran morphs into a dark version of himself and then back. wut.
* Orithan facepalms at Dex' logic
<DM> [Dark Link]: Scithe, Scepter. Take half the Interlopers. Take out those two... henchmen.
<Dex> Waaaait wait. I need Kirran. He's trustworthy.
<DM> *Nearby, two more Interlopers materialize. One of them actually resembles more of a Death Poe, wielding a pair of scythes. The other is a normal Interloper... except it's wearing what is clearly the last Twilight Mirror Shard as a thinly veiled armor on itself.
<Corsava> "Ordona, what's your take on the situation?"
<DM> [Ordona]: My take is the little one has the dumbest logic I've ever heard. I can't believe it... but I'm agreeing with Dark Link.
<DM> *Scithe arms both of his scythes, whirling them around. You also notice there's an aura of some kind emanating from it. If it's the same as the one Death Poes have... then in theory, anyone that dies can't be revived.
<DM> [Scithe]: As you wish, Master.
<DM> [Scepter]: Outnumbering them 4 to 1? This won't be difficult.
* Corsava drinks a magic jar and reforms the bow
<Dex> Let's just step back a bit ok.
<Kirran> Thanks for nothing Dex.
<Kirran> >_>
<Dex> Those two are obviously out of the loop. We got seperated and they didn't know what I was up to.
<DM> [Dark Link]: As for you, little one. Interfere, and I'll consider negotiations cancelled. You're responsible for your henchmen. Observe, or deal with it.
<Dex> I thought we were passed all this man.
<Dex> We were making progress.
<DM> [Dark Link]: Say that to the Dark Mass your henchman exploded. Unless you can replace that somehow?
<Dex> Well how do you replace it?
<DM> *He smiles lightly.
<Kirran> Dex, when I get done with these guys, I'm loading you in this catapult.
<DM> [Dark Link]: Oh... it's not too hard. But it won't work if we're to ally with the Twili.
<Dex> I'm starting to think you're abusing my good nature.
<DM> [Ordona]: Careful, you two. From what I've seen, everything that strikes that mirror armor gets reflected. Even the strongest Sol Barrages were reflected.
<DM> [Dark Link]: And you're abusing my power and my good will.
<Dex> I'm trying to be civil and show you that you don't have to go around fighting everything all the time.
<DM> *Okay, battle is up to Kirran and Corsava...... vs. the two lesser of the Interloper bosses + 5 more Interlopers!
* Kirran facepalms
<DM> *Ordona can assist to some degree, but..... you're still outnumbered!
* Kirran teleports into the fountain and soaks his bombs (but not he wicks) in the water.
* Corsava loads the trident into the Broken Bow
<DM> Interloper stats - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sRauqZYh3zz25LPqHTqfpP8ip7mZWsxaG3-3dnL6xcc/edit?usp=sharing
<Dex> And here I am trying my damnedest to solve the Zant and mirror shard issues and even my own party is against me. And now you're trying to pull this cliche villian shtick?
<DM> [Dark Link]: ...... why are you so aggravating....
<DM> *You're not sure about the special attributes/abilities of Dark Link, Scithe, or Scepter though.
<Dex> Why are you being so stubberon.
<DM> [Xanas]: Dark Link, just cut to the chase and kill the small one. I'll negotiate with you once the idiot stops spouting self-serving logic.
<DM> [Dark Link]: It's tempting, admittedly...
<DM> [Dark Link]: But... I need to go check on something. I'll be back.
<Dex> SELF SERVING
<DM> *Dark Link melds into his own shadow before disappearing.
<Dex> You pompous bag of farts! EVERYONE WINS WITH MY METHODS!
<Dex> You'd be DEAD without me.
<DM> [Xanas]: Dex, get these chains off me!
<Dex> Why would I do that? Its not SELF SERVING.
<DM> *Dex, you notice there are black chains binding Xanas and the rest of the Twili.
<DM> $init r
<Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
<DM> $init 1d2 Placeholder1
<Navi> DM: Placeholder1's initiative roll has been entered. They rolled: 1.
<DM> $init 1d2 Placeholder2
<Navi> DM: Placeholder2's initiative roll has been entered. They rolled: 2.
* Kirran getting the party started, Kirran fires a fountain water infused super bomb arrow into the group of enemies.
<DM> $init s
<Navi> Round 1: Placeholder2 and Placeholder1
<Kirran> $51d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 304. Successes: 41.
<DM> $25d10 Interlopers
<Navi> DM: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 1, 10, 5, 1, 3, 6, 1, 4, 5, 9, 4, 7, 7, 1, 3, 1, 2, 7, 1, 5, 2, 7, 3 and 5. Total: 109. Successes: 13.
<DM> (what's the damage on super bomb group mode?)
<Kirran> (Flat 10)
<DM> (alright, bumping to 20)
<DM> *Both Scepter and Scithe meld into the shadows as the Interlopers take the brunt of the hit, the bomb of light shockwaving and striking all of them.
<DM> *On the surrounding edges of the Sol Fountain, you see a pair of towers where the entrance is. On one, Scithe appears, and on the other, Scepter appears.
<DM> [Scithe]: Let's have a little fun from here!
<DM> *Scithe aims at Kirran.
<DM> *Scithe uses Black Eclipse!
<DM> *Scithe absorbs the light around the target until it reaches a mass of cynicism and punishment, dealing full damage. Roll Wisdom! || This attack can be rerolled once for free
<DM> $58d10 Scithe
<Navi> DM: You rolled 58 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 310. Successes: 42.
<Kirran> $1d3
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3.
* Dex signs.
* Dex sighs.
* Dex attempts to unlock the chains on Xanas.
<DM> *Scepter casts Shadow Refraction on itself, then on Scithe.
<DM> *Scepter uses Shadow Refraction on target. Any effects they receive, the attacker/caster also receives, except Shadow Refraction itself.
<Kirran> $40d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 4, 5, 4, 2, 10, 7, 3, 4, 10, 10, 7, 7, 1, 1, 4, 8, 1, 5, 9, 10, 7, 10, 8, 2, 2, 7, 8, 5, 2, 6, 6, 5, 1, 10, 6, 10, 6, 9 and 3. Total: 227. Successes: 32.
<DM> *The black eclipse strikes you in the Sol Fountain, sucking away a bit of the light around you.
<DM> [Ordona]: Say the word, and I'll empower an attack on either of you.
<DM> *Dex, you remove the chains from Xanas. Roll Wisdom!
<DM> *No Defense Dice bonus.
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 8, 10, 3, 9, 1, 6, 7, 2, 1, 6, 1, 7, 6, 8, 9, 7, 4, 7, 2, 5, 2, 8, 10, 3, 7, 5, 2, 3 and 4. Total: 159. Successes: 20.
<Dex> $19d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 9, 1, 4, 1, 10, 5, 7, 6, 6, 7, 2, 6, 4, 7, 4, 2, 4 and 7. Total: 97. Successes: 12.
<DM> *You feel something tug at your mind. Though, as far as you can tell, nothing's happened...
* Corsava takes the shot at scyther
* Dex looks at the chains in spirit form.
<DM> *Corsava, due to the height issue and they're further away in darkness, you're at a -10 attacking them unless you get closer.
<DM> *The chain are indeed broken. Though, you do notice a flicker on your own soul.
<Dex> Again?
* Corsava charges a siege blast, ducking down into the light water to reduce their visibility on her
<DM> *Corsava, you start charging, light intensifying around you.
<DM> [Xanas]: My thanks. Now, I just need to get to the Sol Fountain and-
<DM> *In front of you and Xanas, another Interloper appears. Actually, Dex...... you recognize this one. Remember that one at the end of the Sheikah Trials that you reeeeeeaaaaaally really ticked off?
<Dex> AH AHA HA HA
<Dex> DEATHSWORD?
<Orithan> (Oh dear god, Essence of Betrayal?)
<Dex> That dumb name.
<Dex> HAAAAAAAAAAA
<DM> (err, sorry, not shiekah trials, the uhhh
* Kirran makes himself a minimal presence in the fountain.
<DM> (in the Garunoff fight, that one Interloper that was there on the side)
<Dex> Dude was a capital C Chump.
<DM> [Scepter]: That bow will be troublesome.
<DM> *Scepter reaches in the direction of the Interlopers. You see the Interloper bunch you attacked earlier have some of their darkness swallowed into their own shadows. Where Scepter is, a great cloud of darkness surrounds him.
<DM> *Scepter uses Envelop on Corsava!
<DM> *Scepter constricts the darkness around a target, eveloping them in despair. Full Neutral Damage, Roll Wisdom! || If it hits, disable all of target's Affinities for two rounds.
* Kirran gathers up some sols sneakily.
<DM> *Scepter constricts the darkness around a target, eveloping them in despair. Full Neutral Damage, Roll Wisdom! || If it hits, disable all of target's Affinities for two rounds.
<DM> $50d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 5, 2, 10, 3, 1, 2, 10, 5, 4, 2, 8, 9, 10, 9, 3, 1, 9, 7, 7, 4, 2, 4, 6, 8, 7, 2, 1, 8, 5, 8, 6, 10, 9, 6, 2, 9, 8, 2, 4, 1, 3, 2, 9, 3, 10, 1, 4, 9 and 8. Total: 276. Successes: 33.
<DM> *Scepter uses a self-RP.
<DM> $50d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 2, 10, 4, 7, 8, 10, 9, 9, 8, 3, 6, 4, 3, 5, 9, 5, 4, 6, 6, 7, 7, 8, 9, 6, 1, 8, 7, 4, 6, 4, 4, 8, 4, 7, 5, 1, 7, 4, 9, 4, 7, 5, 7, 9, 9, 6, 3, 3 and 1. Total: 298. Successes: 36.
<Corsava> $46d10
<Navi> Corsava: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 9, 8, 6, 7, 3, 7, 5, 9, 1, 1, 3, 4, 9, 6, 1, 4, 7, 7, 7, 5, 1, 3, 10, 8, 1, 9, 3, 4, 1, 4, 2, 9, 1, 7, 6, 3, 4, 1, 2, 4, 1, 4, 7, 10 and 9. Total: 231. Successes: 25.
<Corsava> $46d10
<Navi> Corsava: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 3, 5, 5, 10, 10, 5, 2, 9, 2, 3, 7, 5, 7, 8, 8, 8, 6, 8, 5, 2, 10, 8, 2, 1, 1, 3, 5, 8, 2, 3, 5, 5, 8, 9, 4, 8, 4, 6, 7, 6, 9, 4, 10, 5 and 1. Total: 260. Successes: 35.
<Orithan> (Penumbra's Curse would loyally screw Interlopers)
<DM> *Corsava, you yourself are virtually unaffected by the attack, though the darkness constricts and surrounds you, entrapping the light around you.
<Orithan> (It's in the Global Shop)
<DM> [Ordona]: I'm trapped! I can't use my power!
<DM> *Kirran, you look over, and Corsava is enveloped in darkness. Half the Sol Fountain's light appears to be missing as well.
<DM> *Scepter has the mirror armor.
* Kirran quietly casts Penumbra's curse on Scyther.
* Dex activates Camo.
<Kirran> $32d10
<DM> (I will remind you, both Scithe and Scepter have Shadow Refraction. Any effect you stick on them, you gain as well.)
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 3, 7, 4, 7, 8, 4, 4, 10, 5, 5, 2, 9, 2, 4, 2, 7, 9, 10, 6, 3, 7, 9, 8, 3, 5, 7, 7, 4, 2, 7 and 1. Total: 178. Successes: 21.
<DM> $40d10 Scithe
<Kirran> $1d3
<Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 3, 5, 10, 1, 8, 4, 10, 3, 8, 2, 1, 10, 6, 3, 6, 4, 2, 1, 7, 9, 10, 5, 2, 4, 1, 8, 8, 2, 5, 8, 6, 7, 2, 6, 8, 10, 9, 8 and 2. Total: 218. Successes: 28.
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2.
<DM> (the refraction doesn't count as an attack either, so your auto-dodge wouldn't work on it anyways)
* Kirran rerolls himself
<Kirran> $32d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 3, 6, 5, 6, 1, 8, 8, 1, 4, 6, 1, 8, 8, 4, 9, 6, 2, 1, 10, 9, 6, 7, 1, 1, 4, 10, 9, 1, 2, 5 and 10. Total: 171. Successes: 22.
<Kirran> (sigh)
<Kirran> (worth a shot)
<DM> *Your attack misses, striking nothing. On the plus side, Shadow Refraction doesn't proc either.
<DM> [Scithe]: Wrong one, fool! No magic shall hit me on my high perch!
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 1: Placeholder2 and Placeholder1
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 1 Over!
<Navi> Round 2: Placeholder2 and Placeholder1
* Corsava fires my Siege Blast at the tower
<Corsava> "Kirran, did you know explosions are most effective at the base of a tower?"
* Kirran hides in the light, protecting the sols.
<DM> *Roll it!
<Corsava> $38d10
<Navi> Corsava: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 10, 4, 10, 1, 2, 7, 2, 6, 3, 2, 4, 10, 6, 2, 6, 7, 2, 5, 6, 8, 2, 6, 8, 6, 6, 7, 6, 7, 2, 6, 1, 1, 10, 10, 2, 1 and 6. Total: 194. Successes: 27.
<DM> *You attempt to fire, but the darkness surrounding you intensifies onto the attack
<DM> *Your arrow flies and still hits the tower, but the time it impacts, it transforms entirely into an arrow of darkness, enveloping the whole tower in darkness. Congrats, it's now even harder to see Scithe!
<DM> [Scithe]: Kyeheheheh! He fell for it! Now my domain rejuvenates me!
<DM> [Ordona]: If we want to remove that one, we'll have to move from the Sol Fountain. As much as it protects us, we can't hurt them from down here.
<DM> *Meanwhile, Dex and Xanas...
<DM> [Death Sword]: YOU! LIZARD! I REMEMBER YOU!
<DM> [Xanas]: Uhh, you've met this one before?
<DM> *The great form of Death Sword and his tattered cloak of darkness hovers in the air.
* Corsava breaks the bow into swords for my support action
* Kirran casts illusion of invisibity over himself and then teleports away towards the Twili.
* Kirran is carrying several sols in a bottle.
<DM> *You sneak into the Twili without an issue. There, you find the Twili are... unfortunately stripped of their weapons.
* Dex silently buffs himself with +5 power via Endowed Blessing.
<DM> *Though, Sols might help...
* Kirran whispering. Alright everyone gets a sol under their chair. You get a sol. And you get a sol.
<DM> *Xanas raises his hands.
<Dex> 15h 12m | camoa, +5 power
* Kirran tosses a sol at Xanas.
<DM> [Xanas]: Hey, I'm trying to peace this out. Kill the lizard, not me.
<DM> [Death Sword]: WITH PLEASURE!
<DM> *Death Sword completely ignores the fact that a Sol lands on Xanas' head as he goes for an attack on Dex.
<DM> *Death Sword strikes at a target with a black cleaver. Roll Power! | If it hits, target loses Hearts (stat) equal to the difference in successes.
<DM> *Ah, missed the camouflage.
<DM> *Death Sword looks around, not seeing Dex the lizard.
<DM> *SO SNEAKY, EVEN THE DM DIDN'T NOTICE.
<DM> *Instead, he just sees Xanas charging a Sol Blast point blank.
<DM> [Xanas]: Oh. This? It's uhh... have a present!
<DM> $43d10 Xanas
<Navi> DM: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 7, 8, 4, 10, 8, 10, 2, 3, 7, 4, 8, 2, 1, 9, 8, 9, 4, 3, 5, 10, 9, 6, 6, 10, 7, 5, 9, 8, 6, 5, 1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 10, 4, 4, 3, 10, 7 and 10. Total: 256. Successes: 33.
<DM> $8d10 Death Sword
<Navi> DM: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 8, 9, 9, 6, 3, 2 and 10. Total: 49. Successes: 6.
<DM> *Xanas lands a perfectly awesome point-blank Sol Barrage to Death Sword, dealing a grand total of 27 damage! A great start to a..............
* Kirran packs a sol into a sol-fountain infused super bomb and fires that at the group of interlopers.
* Orithan kicks Corsava out of the window
* Orithan has kicked Corsava from #zurpg (You were kicked out of the window and landed in Area 51!)
* You've invited Corsava to #zurpg (castleheck.tx.us.lunarnet.org)
* DM invited Corsava into the channel.
<Kirran> $51d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 330. Successes: 42.
<DM> Death Sword: 973h, 50m | YEP, TOTALLY GOT HARMED
<DM> *This time, Death Sword's cloak extends towards the Interlopers, blocking the bomb blast.
<DM> $35d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 9, 5, 2, 7, 1, 8, 1, 9, 5, 4, 9, 3, 2, 6, 1, 1, 4, 7, 10, 9, 5, 8, 3, 9, 8, 7, 8, 6, 6, 4, 9, 5, 9 and 10. Total: 204. Successes: 25.
<DM> *Your bomb blast seems to hit the Interlopers, but a cloak of darkness renders them all unharmed while Death Sword takes a solid 20 damage from that.
<DM> [Death Sword]: Minions. Charge the one with a bow at once. I shall protect you from the light.
<DM> *Death Sword extends his cloak again, this time wrapping around each Interloper.
<DM> *Each of the 5 Interlopers draw their blades of darkness and prepare to charge at Corsava.
<DM> Death Sword: 953h, 30m
<DM> *All 5 of them use Stat Focus to shift to Courage.
<DM> *Corsava, have fun!
<DM> *Interlopers form blades of darkness, then quickly dashes at a target, dealing Full Neutral Damage. Roll Courage! Corsava, just roll once to defend.
<DM> $55d10 Interloper1
<Navi> DM: You rolled 55 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 300. Successes: 41.
<DM> $55d10 Interloper2
<Navi> DM: You rolled 55 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 264. Successes: 30.
<DM> $55d10 Interloper3
<Navi> DM: You rolled 55 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 340. Successes: 44.
<DM> $55d10 Interloper4
<Navi> DM: You rolled 55 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 313. Successes: 39.
<DM> $55d10 Interloper5
<Navi> DM: You rolled 55 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 307. Successes: 40.
<Corsava> $40d10
<Navi> Corsava: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 7, 7, 5, 9, 5, 2, 3, 3, 5, 10, 7, 6, 1, 5, 3, 3, 5, 8, 10, 5, 10, 6, 7, 7, 9, 2, 4, 9, 3, 8, 8, 10, 4, 2, 8, 9, 4, 10 and 2. Total: 240. Successes: 32.
<DM> *Ordona removes itself from your bow and places you inside of itself, then tries to leap into the air. Add another 10 dice!
<DM> err
<Corsava> $10d10
<Navi> Corsava: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 10, 8, 4, 1, 3, 7, 3, 7 and 5. Total: 56. Successes: 7.
<DM> yeah
<DM> vs. 39...... rolloff on the fourth one!
<DM> $55d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 55 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 297. Successes: 38.
<Corsava> $500d10
<Navi> Corsava: You rolled 500 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 2,841. Successes: 369.
<Corsava> $50d10
<Navi> Corsava: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 10, 1, 7, 7, 2, 1, 9, 3, 2, 8, 7, 7, 2, 8, 5, 8, 6, 4, 4, 3, 6, 5, 8, 9, 9, 5, 3, 9, 7, 1, 7, 6, 2, 4, 2, 4, 4, 1, 7, 6, 8, 3, 3, 10, 10, 7, 8, 5 and 1. Total: 273. Successes: 33.
<DM> total is...
<DM> 2 + 5 + 5 + 1 = 13 neutral damage total
<DM> *You notice the cloaks on each of the Interlopers fades as they try to dash through the Sol Fountain. They emerge on the other side, unharmed otherwise.
<DM> (kay, think that's everyone in round 2)
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 2: Placeholder2 and Placeholder1
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 2 Over!
<Navi> Round 3: Placeholder2 and Placeholder1
* Kirran fires a phase arrow at Deathsword.
* Corsava fires my trident at Deathsword
* Kirran also uses his double shot ability and fires a black arrow at death sword after the phase shot
<Kirran> $49d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 8, 6, 5, 5, 4, 4, 9, 6, 3, 6, 7, 10, 2, 9, 3, 4, 2, 7, 4, 8, 2, 2, 10, 4, 1, 9, 1, 8, 4, 1, 9, 2, 6, 4, 6, 10, 8, 5, 6, 10, 10, 2, 9, 2, 10, 1, 5 and 1. Total: 261. Successes: 33.
<DM> (that's courage, right?)
<Kirran> $54d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 54 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 328. Successes: 44.
<Kirran> (Power, then courage)
<DM> $35d10 Power
<Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 7, 8, 1, 2, 4, 8, 8, 7, 3, 2, 8, 8, 3, 2, 2, 1, 10, 5, 8, 10, 5, 6, 10, 4, 2, 8, 10, 8, 9, 3, 7, 6, 10 and 7. Total: 211. Successes: 28.
<DM> $20d10 Courage
<Navi> DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 4, 5, 6, 10, 7, 7, 8, 4, 10, 10, 6, 10, 9, 1, 8, 8, 5, 3 and 8. Total: 137. Successes: 20.
<Corsava> $48d10
<Navi> Corsava: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 5, 5, 8, 3, 4, 10, 9, 9, 10, 5, 7, 3, 10, 2, 3, 6, 8, 10, 10, 8, 9, 6, 8, 8, 7, 5, 6, 1, 8, 3, 9, 2, 8, 6, 4, 1, 6, 2, 10, 5, 7, 6, 8, 6, 7, 10 and 2. Total: 303. Successes: 43.
<DM> $20d10 Courage Corsava
<Navi> DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 10, 2, 2, 8, 7, 10, 6, 3, 4, 1, 4, 1, 3, 3, 2, 10, 8, 5 and 1. Total: 95. Successes: 12.
<DM> [Death Sword]: Ah, a phase shot. Nice try... but...
<DM> *Death Sword uses Adapt to shift 15 into his Wisdom stat!
<Dex> DESCRIPTION: When you eyegouge someone, why not also eyegouge their very soul while you are at it? Drawing power from the Spirit Medallion, channel almost more magical Spirit energy into your claws than you can handle, and attack someone's face by ramming your thumb claws into the target's eyes and watch as their eye sockets explode under the pressure of so much energy rushing into them.
<Dex>     EFFECT: This attack does absolutely nothing to a target without eyes.
<Dex>     Roll your Courage +5 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
<Dex>         Neutral Damage: +0
<Dex>         EFFECT 1: The force from the magical energy enables you to literally rip out both of the target's eyes; both physically and from their very soul.
<Dex>             Target loses 5 Hearts (Stat) and 5 Magic (Stat)
<Dex>             Target loses depth perception, so they lose 8 Attack Dice & Defense Dice.
<Dex>             Target also becomes Soulgouged:
<Dex>                 When target does any action that does not target themselves, they roll $1d3. If it is a 1, they automatically miss. This includes when in Spirit Mode
<Dex>                 When using ranged attacks, they roll an additional $1d3. If it is a 1, they automatically miss.
<Dex>             DURATION: These effects last until the target rests up in an inn.
<Dex>         EFFECT 2: Additionally, the eyes are added to your War Necklace and give much greater bonuses when consumed.
<Dex> $41d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 6, 10, 8, 3, 6, 5, 8, 2, 5, 9, 7, 4, 10, 9, 2, 7, 8, 7, 10, 1, 7, 3, 1, 10, 5, 3, 9, 3, 7, 9, 6, 3, 9, 4, 5, 4, 9, 2, 6 and 3. Total: 239. Successes: 30.
<DM> *Dex, you try to Soulgouge, but it seems to do.... nothing.
<Dex> $35d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 2, 6, 1, 1, 8, 7, 8, 4, 6, 9, 10, 9, 10, 9, 3, 2, 8, 6, 9, 7, 2, 1, 5, 5, 6, 9, 3, 8, 4, 6, 8, 6, 2 and 8. Total: 199. Successes: 25.
<DM> $11d10 vs. Steal
<Navi> DM: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 9, 5, 4, 2, 10, 2, 2, 8, 2 and 1. Total: 51. Successes: 6.
<Dex> $30d10
* Kirran uses his support action to get back to helping the Twili
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 3, 8, 7, 2, 4, 8, 2, 9, 3, 8, 7, 6, 5, 1, 1, 3, 7, 2, 10, 2, 10, 4, 6, 2, 4, 8, 3, 1 and 9. Total: 146. Successes: 16.
<Kirran> Gonna need your help guys. This is the make or break battle for your land and your freedom.
<Kirran> Give it your all or die trying.
<DM> *Kirran, I should note... your cloak of invis doesn't mask your words.
<DM> *First up, a phase shot strikes Death Sword, followed by a black arrow. The black flames intensify the attack from Corsava's fired Trident shot, drastically reducing his Wisdom stat further as the trident strikes him. Thanks to that, Dex is able to just yoink Death Sword's Black Cleaver in one swipe!
<DM> [Death Sword]: WHY YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU! I'LL GET YOU BACK ONE OF-
<DM> *He pauses suddenly, his expression calming.
<DM> [Death Sword]: Understood.
<DM> *He melds into the shadows, dissipating into the darkness.
<DM> *Death Sword has left the battle!
<Corsava> "Uh... Huh"
<Corsava> "We...phased him? Kind of?"
<Dex> SWORD SWORD
<Kirran> He does that. Don't worry about it.
<Corsava> "I'm going to call it a win."
<Kirran> That's why he's a chump.
<Dex> Told ya.
<DM> (FYI Dex, that thing's attack just directly cleaves off Heart stat off its target, instead of dealing damage)
<Dex> ahh...
<Dex> AHAHA
<Dex> AH AHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<DM> [Twili]: Alright, but how are we going to deal with these Interlopers around us?
<DM> (to Kirran)
<Dex> also support action left?
<Dex> CAMO AGAIN POOF
<DM> *Kirran, at the notice of you two chatting, the remaining 6 Interlopers nearby look towards you.
<Kirran> No idea. You've got your Sols back, and you know better than me how to use them.
<DM> (Kirran, do you hand them their Sols back already)
<Kirran> (yep, second thing I did, Oprah style)
<DM> *Kirran, thanks to the Sols on their heads returned, their immediate presence removes your illusion of invisibility.
<DM> [Interloper]: You there! Die!
<DM> *The 6 Interlopers draw their blades and charge in immediately. The... lessee you grabbed... probably 5 Sols, one to Xanas earlier.... oh this should be fun.
<DM> *Xanas jumps in, grabbing a second Sol from the fountain on the way.
* Kirran makes a very rude gesture at the interlopers.
<DM> *The Twili remaining collectively fire off a barrage of Sol Barrages, aided by Xanas as the Interlopers charge them.
<DM> $300d10 Twili
<Navi> DM: You rolled 300 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 1,663. Successes: 217.
<DM> $300d10 Interlopers
<Navi> DM: You rolled 300 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 1,685. Successes: 208.
<DM> *Interlopers chuck RPs at selves...
<DM> $300d10 Interlopers
<Navi> DM: You rolled 300 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 1,615. Successes: 203.
<DM> (whelp)
* Corsava throws my free reroll for the round at the twili
<DM> $300d10 Twili
<Navi> DM: You rolled 300 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 1,596. Successes: 200.
<DM> *217 it is!
<DM> *In the ensuing chaos in that moment, the Twili retaliate with multiple blasts of explosion, cascading like a machine gun of explosions.
<DM> *Two of the Interlopers are just erased from existence, though on the flipside, three of the Twili bite the dust as well. However, their nearby Twili companions take those Sols from their dead companions, and....
<DM> $130d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 130 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 700. Successes: 85.
<DM> *Another Interloper bites the dust.
<DM> [Scepter]: Minions, come to me!
<DM> *Scepter draws his hands outwards, and the next moment, the remaining... what's left, 7 Interlopers, at the towers!
<DM> [Scithe]: This could be going better. Where'd Dark Link go anyways?
<DM> *Kirran, are you unchaining the remaining Twili?
<Kirran> (Yep)
<DM> *Roll Wisdom! No bonus defense dice.
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 5, 4, 6, 6, 7, 2, 5, 3, 2, 7, 3, 5, 8, 7, 9, 6, 10, 5, 1, 4, 10, 10, 1, 4, 2, 5, 7, 6 and 7. Total: 167. Successes: 24.
<Kirran> $40d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 5, 1, 10, 1, 7, 6, 2, 2, 9, 3, 8, 1, 8, 5, 8, 6, 1, 7, 10, 2, 1, 10, 1, 1, 3, 3, 5, 10, 8, 2, 6, 3, 2, 5, 3, 9, 1, 4 and 10. Total: 196. Successes: 26.
* Dex is pretty sure Dark Link is hitching a ride again.
<Kirran> (Oh, no bonuses)
<Kirran> (Sorry)
<Kirran> $27d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 7, 7, 1, 4, 2, 8, 9, 3, 4, 9, 4, 4, 8, 4, 5, 1, 6, 10, 10, 4, 1, 5, 6, 3, 10 and 9. Total: 154. Successes: 19.
<DM> *Kirran, you feel something... nagging in your mind. You're not sure what it is, but the feeling fades after a moment.
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 3: Placeholder2 and Placeholder1
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 3 Over!
<Navi> Round 4: Placeholder2 and Placeholder1
* Dex looks around in spirit mode.
<DM> [Ordona]: Alright, the Interlopers are on the fringes. Cover me from their next barrage of attacks, and I can unleash some real devastation.
<DM> *Dex, you see a flicker both in your soul and in Kirran's soul. Very minute, but just barely noticeable.
<Dex> hmmm
* Dex creeps over to the fountain.
<DM> *Dex, you feel a swathe of light wash over you.
* Corsava nods and rolls deeper into the fountain, trying to completely submerge myself within its light and charges up the shot "Alright, Ordona, here goes."
* Dex looks at his soul.
<DM> *It's not quite like the same as when Dark Link was merged with your soul, but it does feel very similar. There's not a second soul overlaid like last time, it's just... a slight, occasional flicker.
<DM> *Ordona walks in, now charging something itself. From the Sol Fountain, Sols start to get sucked into the halo between its antlers.
<DM> [Scithe]: INTERLOPERS! TAKE OUT THA-
<DM> *Scithe suddenly pauses.
<Dex> HOSE
<Dex> it
<Dex> DOWN
<DM> [Scithe]: ... is that so. Understood.
* Kirran heads back for the sol fountain and, once in it, casts mirage on Ordana, before beginning to charge a dark Epiphany.
* Dex jumps Scithe from camo.
<DM> (Roll Stealth Strike or Sneak-Up)
<DM> (w/ a bonus of +10)
<Dex> $41d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 1, 2, 1, 10, 8, 7, 10, 2, 9, 7, 10, 1, 1, 9, 4, 4, 6, 8, 8, 6, 4, 7, 6, 7, 7, 10, 3, 9, 10, 1, 10, 10, 3, 10, 9, 1, 7, 9, 2 and 5. Total: 245. Successes: 34.
<DM> $40d10 Scithe
<Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 2, 5, 5, 10, 9, 9, 6, 6, 6, 2, 9, 3, 7, 6, 10, 7, 9, 9, 6, 10, 8, 5, 2, 8, 4, 3, 4, 2, 4, 8, 6, 6, 3, 1, 5, 1, 10, 1 and 7. Total: 229. Successes: 31.
<DM> *Your stealthing is successful! Gain 3 dice on this!
<Dex> Whenever we get into a fix I reach into my BAG OF TRICKS
<Dex> $1da6
<Dex> $1d6
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 6 Sides. Result: 4.
<DM> *The Twili that are conscious also jump into the fountain, charging their Sols into Ordona's super ability.
<Dex> $1d6
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 6 Sides. Result: 2.
<Orithan> (I'm pretty sure he can pick between the two results)
<DM> numbering: Corsava, Scepter, Dex, Scithe, Kirran, Ordona, Interlopers, Twili
<DM> roll a d8
<Dex> $1d8
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 8 Sides. Result: 5.
<Kirran> $1d3
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3.
<DM> *Kirran, you're getting frog'd! Unless you reroll the d8.
* Kirran rerolls the d8
<Dex> $1d8
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 8 Sides. Result: 7.
<DM> *Suddenly, all of the remaining Interlopers at the bottom of the towers..... turn into frogs.
<DM> *Ribbit. Ribbit.
<DM> [Ordona]: ..... do I even want to know?
<Kirran> Nah, just kill em
<DM> *Scithe turns around and sees Dex.
<Dex> GOODBYE
<DM> [Scithe]: ..... yeah, have fun.
* Dex camos.
<DM> *Dex, you're on top of a tower covered in darkness. What are you camouflaging into?
<Dex> the darkness duh
<Dex> the ultimate hiding spot
<DM> [Scithe]: Hiding in the darkness, I see?
<DM> [Scithe]: I was born in the darkness, molded by it. You merely adopted it.
<DM> *Scithes uses Black Eclipse on Dex!
<DM> *Scithe absorbs the light around the target until it reaches a mass of cynicism and punishment, dealing full damage. Roll Wisdom! || This attack can be rerolled once for free
<DM> *There's some light from the sky. It's dim from this location, but... it's there.
<DM> *THough, yeah, that's.... less light for the attack to work.
<DM> *Scithe attempts to Black Eclipse you, but thanks to its actual description.......
<DM> *It materializes into a blip, and fades to nothing.
<DM> [Scithe]: ...... SERIOUSLY?!
<Dex> TWO CAN PLAY THE DESCRIPTION GAME
<DM> [Scepter]: Don't bother playing with the small fry. In fact, keep him there.
<Dex> FEAR ME FOR I AM THE BANE OF YOUR EXISTANCE
* DM strikes Dex with Grammar Nazi damage. It's spelled 'EXISTENCE', son!
<DM> *You take 1 neutral damage!
<Dex> 14h 12m
<Dex> dont even care its the only damage youve managed to do to me so far
<DM> *With the Interlopers as a group of frogs, Scithe infuriated by descriptions, and Scepter doing..... something?
<DM> *Scepter fades out, then reappears next to Scithe.
<DM> [Scepter]: Ignore the little one. He can get caught in the blast.
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 4: Placeholder2 and Placeholder1
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 4 Over!
<Navi> Round 5: Placeholder2 and Placeholder1
<DM> *Scepter grabs Scithe, then shoves him downwards into the darkness.
<DM> [Scepter]: There, it's just me and.... whatever happened to the minions.
<DM> *Kirran, you are fully charged and ready!
* Dex drinks a green potion.
<DM> *Ordona is fully charged and ready thanks to assistance from the Twili!
<Dex> 12m
<Kirran> Well, time to see what happens I suppose.
* Dex Eyegouges Scepter.
<Dex> waaait
* Dex steals from Scepter.
<DM> *Scepter stat focuses to Wisdom!
* Kirran finishes the dark Epiphany charge and stores it away. He checks to see if he feels any different.
<DM> *You do feel a little different. A little more... jittery than usual.
* Dex Force of Alterations all Wisdom to Courage.
<Dex> $41d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 7, 5, 10, 6, 10, 9, 3, 4, 1, 1, 7, 3, 4, 9, 6, 2, 5, 2, 4, 5, 7, 4, 5, 7, 10, 10, 9, 5, 7, 7, 6, 4, 2, 6, 9, 1, 4, 2, 5 and 5. Total: 219. Successes: 29.
<DM> *Scepter adapts to Courage!
<DM> $40d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 2, 7, 6, 10, 3, 7, 4, 4, 10, 9, 10, 4, 3, 7, 4, 2, 5, 9, 9, 2, 4, 3, 3, 10, 2, 4, 4, 4, 8, 8, 6, 10, 4, 1, 10, 7, 7, 3 and 10. Total: 227. Successes: 27.
<DM> *Scepter self-rerolls first one!
<DM> $40d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 2, 10, 10, 4, 6, 3, 6, 1, 1, 5, 3, 5, 8, 5, 4, 9, 9, 7, 2, 7, 5, 8, 6, 8, 8, 5, 4, 5, 8, 4, 1, 9, 4, 1, 3, 9, 3, 9 and 10. Total: 224. Successes: 28.
<DM> (Whelp, first one worked in your favor!)
<Dex> $41d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 3, 2, 9, 10, 7, 3, 9, 5, 10, 1, 1, 4, 8, 6, 2, 5, 1, 6, 9, 8, 10, 10, 7, 3, 10, 10, 2, 3, 8, 1, 7, 1, 2, 5, 1, 9, 8, 9, 3 and 8. Total: 230. Successes: 30.
<DM> $40d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 3, 1, 7, 9, 3, 1, 10, 9, 10, 8, 8, 9, 5, 10, 9, 4, 1, 1, 1, 2, 7, 2, 4, 2, 2, 2, 9, 10, 4, 6, 9, 7, 7, 5, 6, 10, 6, 6 and 8. Total: 232. Successes: 30.
<DM> ROLLOFF
<Dex> $41d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 3, 6, 4, 7, 6, 2, 1, 7, 3, 1, 8, 9, 2, 1, 10, 4, 3, 9, 3, 7, 5, 2, 3, 2, 7, 9, 1, 2, 4, 9, 7, 7, 4, 1, 4, 9, 3, 4, 5 and 5. Total: 194. Successes: 20.
<DM> $40d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 3, 3, 6, 4, 3, 10, 6, 2, 2, 2, 6, 4, 5, 7, 10, 3, 8, 2, 7, 7, 8, 4, 10, 9, 7, 9, 1, 1, 4, 5, 5, 7, 8, 1, 10, 10, 10, 5 and 2. Total: 221. Successes: 30.
<Dex> $41d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 7, 7, 5, 1, 4, 5, 4, 2, 6, 1, 8, 4, 4, 8, 2, 1, 6, 2, 2, 10, 7, 6, 6, 4, 7, 6, 4, 6, 1, 5, 8, 7, 2, 3, 8, 5, 7, 1, 6 and 3. Total: 193. Successes: 23.
<DM> $40d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 3, 6, 6, 1, 8, 7, 6, 9, 8, 6, 6, 4, 2, 10, 10, 7, 3, 6, 8, 8, 3, 4, 9, 5, 2, 4, 1, 3, 10, 3, 4, 3, 9, 10, 3, 6, 6, 9 and 5. Total: 225. Successes: 28.
<Dex> reroll myself i guess
<Dex> $41d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 4, 10, 6, 6, 9, 6, 3, 2, 1, 10, 10, 3, 4, 8, 7, 5, 2, 8, 7, 1, 1, 1, 4, 9, 10, 6, 4, 5, 4, 9, 8, 8, 8, 4, 4, 7, 9, 6, 9 and 10. Total: 241. Successes: 30.
<DM> *Dex... you yoink the mirror armor! DANANANAAAAAAAA!
<Dex> Fresh new kicks and pants.
<DM> *Unfortunately Dex. You're still up there, annnnnnd Ordona is about to fire.
<DM> [Ordona]: Sorry, can't change my target at this point!
<Dex> I DIE WITH HONOR
<Dex> SHOOT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL GOATTHING
* Kirran teleports up, grabs dex, and teleports out.
<DM> *Ordona FIRES IN THE HOLE!
<DM> *With all the Sols gathered into one point, the light from the Sol Fountain dissipates entirely, flooding the area in darkness momentarily...
<DM> (Corsava, you firing your bow with this?)
<DM> (Annnd Kirran, wanna Dark Epiphany this?)
<Kirran> (I'll hold off for a sec.)
* Corsava fires off the bow along with it using a spirit arrow?
<DM> (Corsava, roll your roll..... wiiiiith let's add...... 150 to it)
<Dex> THIS IS FOR CALLING ME LITTLE ONE
<Dex> SIZE DOESNT MATTER
<Corsava> $190
<Dex> REFLECT ON THAT FACT
<Corsava> $190d10
<Navi> Corsava: You rolled 190 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 1,073. Successes: 143.
<DM> *Suddenly, there's a crackening roar followed by not just a beam of light, but a frigin' wall of light, cutting the land of darkness ahead in half and splitting the sky.
* Kirran keeps watch for wherever the other boss vanished off to.
* Corsava could get used to this
<DM> *The tower is incinerated, its remains ascending now to the heavens, along with the frogmen below as their frog souls leap up and up and up the wall of light like a staircase to the heavens.
<Corsava> Ordana, I love you.
<DM> *For just a moment in the Twilight Realm, clear blue skies reign from above, before finally returning to their usual stormy cloud state.
<DM> *Back at the Sol Fountain, Ordona is drained, and the fountain will take some time before Sols start returning.
<DM> [Ordona]: ... I'm not sure if I actually hit that one that the little one stole the armor from.
<DM> [Ordona]: There was so much light, everything was just.... gone.
<Corsava> I don't even care right now. I love you.
* Corsava hugs Ordona
<DM> *You hug its leg.
<DM> [Ordona]: ........
<Dex> Why does everyone refer to my size all the time?
<DM> *Alright, the battle is over, all the Twili are saved, and you've run the Interlopers from the Sol Fountain! Congrats!
<Corsava> You are my favorite, Ordona. My absolute favorite.
<DM> *Xanas reorients himself, trying to see if he can put his hammer back together.
<DM> [Xanas]: ... I think I'll need Zuph for this.
<Dex> I just wanted to solve stuff without killing everyone.
<Dex> Again.
<DM> [Xanas]: I must thank you all, once more. You've..... actually saved us! You drove the Interlopers away!
<Corsava> "We got word that the fountain was under attack, it seemed actually panicked, so we came as quickly as we could."
* Kirran is still on his guard
<Dex> Depressin' is what it is.
<DM> *Kirran, you don't see any of the other bosses. Weird, that they all just... disappeared like that.
* Corsava is still hugging Ordona's leg
<DM> [Ordona]: ...... how are you actually hugging my leg? I'm an ethereal spirit of light.
<DM> *Somehow, your love is so strong, you're able to hug Ordona's leg despite that.
<Corsava> "I love you that much."
<DM> *WHELP.
<DM> *Suddenly, the ground shakes.
<DM> [Xanas]: ... what was that?
<Corsava> "Thanos just snapped."
* DM high-fives Corsava.
<DM> *The ground shakes again. You think you all hear... screaming... of some kind. Coming in the distance, from the north...
<Orithan> (LOADING SCREEN)
<DM> *Why, that screaming actually reminds of a certain fishguy that likes dying a lot. But why is he screaming?
* DM pokes NBDarte.
* Corsava opens up a portal with the thing
<DM> *Corsava, you tap your arm and find...... where'd the rings go?
<Corsava> Well, looks like our pal needs us, we can get just outside of the city through this loading rin-
<Corsava> Aww fuck.
<DM> *In fact, you all notice a distinct lack of Abyss Rings on any of you or the Twili. Huh, when did that happen?
<DM> *The ground starts shaking regularly, like.... footsteps? And it's shaking more and more....
<DM> *Kirran, in your lookout for the bosses, you don't find the Interloper bosses. However, you do find another boss...
<Corsava> "Shit."
<Corsava> "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit"
* Corsava casts madness on my trident and loads it into the bow
<DM> *Looking to the north, the first thing that catches your eye is that Argarok from the Twilight Palace. Eeeeeexcept it's twice as large, it's missing a wing, it's got veins popping out, and its body is simultaneously falling apart and regrowing as it stomps along towards you.
* Corsava looks through my scope at it
<DM> *Oh, and just below, you see Midna wearing the full Fused Shadow mask carrying herself, Hal, and Darte along with large shadow hands, like they're shadow surfing across the ground. Getting the heck away from that.... thing.
* Corsava attaches the scope to the light bow so I can also use it as a targeting scope if the need arises
* Dex drinks a green potion and camos. 12m again.
<DM> *You also notice just one more thing, now that your scope is attached, Corsava...
<Orithan> (LOADING SCREEN)
<DM> *Sitting on the shoulder of said Argarok appears to be uhh..... Mask Man.
<Dex> 10m
<Kirran> OH hell no.
<DM> *He is smiling quite giddily, rubbing his hands together.
<Corsava> "Huh...well that...alters the situation..."
* Corsava ponders whether or not I could, or should, absorb the madness from the Argarok
<DM> (You're welcome to try)
* Corsava bites her lip and...waits
* Corsava takes the shot
<DM> *Corsava, your madness-infused trident flies! Roll it!
<Corsava> "I have absolutely no idea how this will work."
<Corsava> $48d10
<Navi> Corsava: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 8, 10, 5, 1, 5, 9, 9, 4, 7, 1, 7, 6, 10, 2, 9, 9, 5, 5, 10, 6, 2, 6, 5, 6, 3, 5, 10, 4, 5, 3, 3, 2, 2, 7, 3, 7, 6, 1, 10, 2, 1, 7, 7, 1, 8, 5 and 10. Total: 269. Successes: 39.
* NBDarte would start screaming louder if he was physically capable at this moment
<DM> *Godzilla Argarok is roughly 200 feet tall. And yes, I'm calling it that.
<DM> *The screech from your light arrow is masked by NBDarte's scream as it passes over him. It strikes the mega monstrosity, seemingly doing nothing.
* Dex tops off his magic.
<DM> [Mask Man]: Oh, looky looky, a little arrow has hit my pet!
<Dex> Ahem.
<Dex> SOULGOUGE GODZILLA ARGAROK
<DM> *Dex, roll Courage to get up the Argarok in the first place.
* Corsava teleports to my trident
<Dex> $25d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 10, 9, 9, 1, 4, 3, 7, 7, 8, 7, 10, 2, 10, 3, 4, 1, 9, 6, 7, 4, 7, 7, 6 and 7. Total: 151. Successes: 19.
<DM> *Your madness infusion suddenly triggers. It flows through the Godzilla Argarok, mending the broken pieces wrapping it layers and layers of veins. It doesn't fix the missing wing, though it does add multiple clawed mini-wings to the other wing.
<Dex> $28d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 2, 8, 1, 7, 7, 4, 7, 6, 2, 8, 10, 5, 4, 6, 3, 1, 6, 4, 10, 8, 8, 1, 7, 4, 8, 1 and 10. Total: 151. Successes: 19.
<DM> *On the flipside, Corsava, this sucker is now entirely infused with madness. You can teleport to it at will!
* Corsava teleports to it, curious how this will work out
<DM> *Dex, you try to climb onto its foot, but you're flung off before you manage to climb anywhere.
<DM> *Corsava, you teleport to it, landing on the trident that's now stuck and embedded into the Argarok!
* Orithan wonders what would happen if it were fall into the Singularity...
<Dex> $28d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 6, 7, 7, 8, 4, 8, 5, 1, 1, 1, 6, 3, 8, 5, 8, 2, 1, 10, 3, 6, 4, 2, 4, 1, 3, 10 and 5. Total: 133. Successes: 16.
<DM> *Hal, NBDarte and Midna reunite with you all. She appears to have the full power of her mask at her command.
<DM> [Midna]: Where are the Interlopers?
<Kirran> well, some of them are fried frog legs, and the bosses, unknown.
<DM> *Mask Man looks down at you Corsava.
<Corsava> "uh oh."
<DM> [Mask Man]: Welcome to my Tower of Terror!
<Kirran> They seemed to know what was coming and teleported out. Except maybe one got light beamed to death.
<DM> [Mask Man]: Now, if you don't mind...
<Corsava> "It's uh, very...terrifying"
<DM> *He snaps his fingers. An orb of chaos appears next to Mask Man and then is launched at you Corsava.
<DM> [Mask Man]: Get off my bridge.
<Corsava> "Well, that's bad."
<DM> $65d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 65 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 370. Successes: 42.
<DM> (Wisdom)
<DM> [Midna]: Wait, what do you mean they teleported out?
<Corsava> $47d10
<Navi> Corsava: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 2, 6, 7, 6, 9, 3, 8, 5, 7, 9, 10, 2, 8, 9, 6, 5, 2, 8, 3, 4, 2, 5, 10, 10, 1, 8, 5, 2, 10, 10, 10, 2, 5, 7, 7, 3, 9, 4, 7, 5, 3, 7, 6, 10, 5 and 2. Total: 283. Successes: 40.
<DM> *Nice lucksack!
<DM> *Corsava, you are hit the orb just barely! Which causes....
<DM> $1d4
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 2.
<DM> *You are cauterized and cannot recover hearts and magic for a round.
<DM> *Also, you get knocked off your trident, and thus fall off. Have fuuuuuun!
* Corsava teleports to the trident?
<DM> *You teleport back to the trident!
* Corsava takes the trident and shoots it towards the ground
<DM> [Mask Man]: Ooh, it'll be like a game!
<Dex> $28d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 9, 7, 10, 1, 1, 10, 10, 1, 7, 4, 3, 7, 4, 3, 8, 8, 9, 4, 10, 8, 8, 7, 2, 10, 4, 8 and 10. Total: 180. Successes: 24.
<DM> *Dex, you finally climb up!
<Dex> fiiiiinally
<Kirran> I mean the disappeared into the shadows to parts unknown.
<Kirran> Presumably after speaking with Dark Link.
<DM> [Midna]: ... oh no.
* Dex stares at the eyes.
<DM> *Midna immediately bounces over to a nearby Communication Stone.
* Dex thinks.
<Hal> We need a way to actually fight this thing.
* Dex thinks REALLY hard.
<DM> *She connects with it, then turns back to you all.
* Dex was just kidding its Soulgouge.
<DM> [Midna]: Where's the Abyss Rings? We need to go back NOW!
* Corsava teleports to the trident, which I aimed for the ground near the group.
<Darte> "I could probably pop up there and do nasty things to that mask prick."
<Kirran> Stolen apparently.
<DM> *Corsava, you're back with the group!
<Corsava> "Did you need a lift, princess?"
<DM> [Midna]: ... there was only one Twili guard left back at the palace. And... we never turned off the Gravity Bridge.
<DM> [Midna]: Didn't have a chance with that thing chasing us.
<Corsava> "Point the direction. I can keep shot-teleporting us until we're there."
<Dex> NEVERMIND FORGOT ABOUT THE CHARGE TIME
<Dex> switching to just normal eyegouge
<Kirran> Or I can load it onto a grav slingshot and launch it.
<Dex> which isnt as cool but is still satisfying
<Hal> Maybe we can draw the Interlopers into a battle with this thing.
<DM> [Midna]: No. Our people comes first. Let's take this thing down then return to the palace. It'll do no good to split up now.
<Hal> Alright.
<Dex> Eyegouge on the Happy Mask Salesman. Roll Courage.
<Dex> $32d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 9, 3, 5, 8, 10, 5, 9, 10, 4, 9, 1, 10, 3, 3, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 4, 7, 3, 1, 5, 10, 3, 4, 3, 1, 3 and 1. Total: 168. Successes: 20.
<DM> *You attempt to Eyegouge him, buuuut...
<DM> *Mask Man instantly teleports to a target that has madness.
* Kirran pulls Hal aside.
<DM> *Mask Man appears next to you, Corsava!
<DM> [Mask Man]: OH HELLO MY FRIENDS!
<Corsava> Oh.
<Dex> I shoulda let them kill her.
* Corsava looks down at her trident
<Kirran> I've got two of the three light spirits back on their feet, but I don't know where the third one is. What do you know?
<Corsava> "Right, he can-"
* Hal whispers to Kirran
<Corsava> "I keep forgetting I'm not the only one who can connect to this trident."
<DM> [Mask Man]: Now, if you'll excuse me... gotta go!
<DM> *He Madness Teleports back, this time perched onto the Argarok's back, next to its wing.
* Dex kicks out behind him. Just in case.
<DM> *Dex, you kick the Argarok in the shoulder.
<DM> [Midna]: I do not like that smiling me.
<DM> [Mask Man]: Alright, enough playing around.
<DM> [Mask Man]: Argarok... destroy them all!
<DM> *Argarok launches his big mega attack of DOOOOOOOM!
<DM> *......... it's a-
<DM> -=LOADING=-
<DM> -=LOADING=-
<DM> -=SESSION END=-
<Kirran> $1d3
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3.
<DM> *Kirran, you fail to dodge the loading screen.
<Darte> HOPE YOU LIKE OUR MESS
<DM> *Alright, the whole party is reunited!
<DM> *Next time, it's the whole party + Ordona + Twili + Midna vs. Super Chaos Argarok + Mask Man!