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- ok, got to be honest, have no fucking clue the context, it was posted anon, to a thread almost 200 ago... in thread 708... so seriouslly, would love to know the context, though i understand it, it sounds like it was the ass end of some story
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- Anonymous
- 05/19/13(Sun)01:43 No.10695660
- >>10695468
- From thread 526:
- >>6536743
- >Update to pregnant pony princess sometime today
- >EPILOGUE
- >The labor was a difficult one, and the Princess, for all her powers, at this moment suffered and strained to birth her foal like any common Earth Pone.
- >Finally the tiny pale-blue alicorn infant was brought to her
- >And, per maternal instinct and thousands of years of tradition, Celestia, God-Princess of Ponedom, licked her tiny quivering foal clean.
- >Standing on spindly, unsteady legs, the foal almost at once began to nurse.
- >Then, as Celestia held her new daughter and burped her for the first time, the unexpected happened
- >The tiny foal looked around and, incredibly, spoke.
- >"Are you my daddy?" she said, without preamble, to the Royal Physician.
- >"No, but I will fetch him at once."
- >"Good, because I wanna talk to my daddy."
- >You were brought into the room.
- "'Sup"
- >The foal made a come-hither gesture with one tiny hoof.
- >"Daddy?"
- "That's right, I'm your daddy."
- >"Come closer, please?"
- >You bend over.
- >The foal begins vigorously tapping you on the forehead with one hoof, with surprising force.
- >poke poke poke poke
- >poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke
- >"How do YOU like it, huh? How do YOU like it?"
- >it was a predictable punchline day
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