menu * {
  MassSlap:/Massslap $chan
}
alias massslap {
  %a = 1
  while ($nick($1, %a) ison $1) {
    if ($nick($1, %a) == ChanServ) { inc %a }
    if ($nick($1, %a) == $me) { inc %a }
    describe $1 slaps $nick($1, %a) around a bit with a large trout
    inc %a
  }
}