DISTANT_fnotify_pipe.sh

#!/bin/bash

NOTIF_ICON="/usr/share/icons/custom/bubble-64.png"
FNOTIF_FILE="/home/irssi/.irssi/fnotify"
IRC_HOST="login@server"

stat=255

while (( $stat == 255 )) ; do

    ssh "${IRC_HOST}" -o PermitLocalCommand=no -o ServerAliveInterval=10 \
        ": > $FNOTIF_FILE ; tail -f $FNOTIF_FILE" | \
        while read head mess; do
            notify-send -t 4000 -i "${NOTIF_ICON}" "IRSSI" "<b>&lt;${head}&gt;</b> ${mess}";
            aplay -q "./msg.wav";
        done

    stat=${PIPESTATUS[0]}
done