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Welcome to Slaughterhouse.

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An unashamedly exclusive pillar
of excellence.

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No other school in England
or indeed on Earth...

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...can rival our glorious surroundings.

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A place at Slaughterhouse is the envy
of the civilised world.

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- Slaughterhouse?
- From these hallowed fields....

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Weird name for a school.

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Generations of young Slaughterians
have left their mark.

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I went to see
the headmaster yesterday.

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- He was very impressive.
- Why are you showing me this?

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Don, a place has come free next term.
This never usually happens.

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You know we talked about
moving schools. This is our chance.

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What, at Slaughterhouse?
Is this an April Fool joke?

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No. I drove 6 hours there and back
yesterday to see the headmaster.

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Do I look like I'm joking? You need to
knuckle down, work hard like your dad.

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Dad left school at 16, Mum.

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Dad worked his bollocks off, and
he never had opportunities like this.

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You sit around here all day,
doing bugger all, drinking pop...

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...and playing computer games
with your friends.

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And you don't get up till after midday.
You're depressed.

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You're out of milk, Mrs. Wallace.

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Thanks, Mikey.

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That's what I mean.
You need some new friends.

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You could be rubbing shoulders
with the leaders of tomorrow.

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Future prime ministers, actors...

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...spies, pop stars.

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You need to learn
some survival skills. Get real, Don.

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Real? Mum, this ain't real.
This is just a bunch of stuck-up twats...

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...with a load of money.
All right? Look.

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- They've got their own army.
- It's cadets.

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You've got other fun activities too.
Look. Sports, girls.

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You know,
it's like a very exclusive holiday camp.

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--to your child's precious career.

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- I love you to bits--
- Yes! Ha-ha!

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- Wait a minute.
- I knew it. I knew you'd say yes.

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Thank God
because I already paid in advance.

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- Don't you dare go changing your mind.
- What?

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Got your tie. Same colour as my bag.

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- Can we talk about it?
- Let's have a picture.

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- Just gonna go and get Dad.
- No, don't get Dad.

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Mum, leave him. He's fine.

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It's all right.

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Good manners, good looks...

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...and good breeding.

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Mikey!

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- Yes, Mrs. Wallace?
- Put your arm around Dad.

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Can you take a picture, love?

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- At Slaughterhouse, you will find...
- He'd be proud of you.

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...a family that is ready to fight...

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Come on, smile, you posh bastard.

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...until the bloody end.

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Cry "Per caedes ad astra."

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Through slaughter to immortality.

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Breakin' rocks in the hot sun

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I fought the law and the law won

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I fought the law and the law won

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I needed money 'cause I had none

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I fought the law and the law won

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I fought the law and the law won

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I left my baby and it feels so bad

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I guess my race is run

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She's the best girl that I ever had

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Stop worrying, darling.

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You're gonna fit right in.

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What are they gonna do,
eat you alive?

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Mum! Dad!

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Love, I know it's been tough
with your dad gone.

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We hit bottom.

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The worst is over.

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Look.

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You're going to school
in a bloody palace.

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Come here.

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Robbin' people with a 6-gun

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I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won

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- Can you hide something for me?
- Depends.

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What is it?

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Just this.

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Ammo?

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- Leave it with me.
- Thanks.

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I left my baby and it feels so bad

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I guess my race is run

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She's the best girl that I ever had

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I fought the law and the law won

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- Piss off, you twats!
- Shut up.

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Piss off.

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--and the law won
I fought the law and--

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- Ah, Mr. Blake, you're in. Good man.
- Mr. Houseman, sir.

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I have someone I'd like you to meet.
Come in, Don.

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This is your new study
and Willoughby, your new roommate.

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Will, this is Don Wallace,
our new Spartan.

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Welcome to hell.

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- Dab of snuff?
- Ha-ha-ha.

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Will's a bit of a legend in Sparta.
Takes one to know one, eh?

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Will's part of a long line of Spartans
that really left their mark.

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This is your desk where you shall be
spending many a happy hour...

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...studying away like a little beaver.

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Or looking out the window,
that's what I did. Ha-ha.

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Um, you got your schoolbook?
That's got everything in there.

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Maps, school history,
secret tunnels and whatnot.

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Ooh! Bloody heck. Says "Viscount."

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Viscount Seymour.

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- Is that you, lovey, you a viscount?
- No. No, that boy is, um...

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...no longer with us, unfortunately.

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Damn it, I thought I gave you orders
to clear out Seymour's stuff.

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How much of it is left?

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Right, well, um, ahem,
if you'll excuse me...

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...uh, I should-- Need to have
a word with Matron. Ahem.

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So did you know him, the viscount?

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He was my roommate.

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- Why'd he leave?
- I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to say.

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But you'll find out soon enough.

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Right, well, I'll let you get settled in.
It's very nice to meet you, Will.

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I have a feeling you two are gonna
get on like a house on fire.

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Remember what I said, Don.

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Well, then.

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Here you are,
2 years stuck in a box.

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With me.

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Sparta dogs, assembly.

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Come on. God's sake, Wootton.

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Now, keep it moving at the back.
Heads down, say nothing to anyone.

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You go in there
with your head held high...

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...and just be yourself.

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You belong here.

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And don't let anyone tell you
otherwise.

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Excuse me.

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You dropped this.

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Oh. Thanks.

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What are those, selfies?

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I don't think you belong here, do you?

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- Sorry?
- You're standing in the girls' house.

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Oh.

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Oh, yeah, uh....

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- Sorry, I didn't realise.
- Everyone stands in their houses.

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This is Andromeda.
It's the newest house, just for girls.

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That's Xenephon,
it's full of scholars and brain boxes.

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All super smart, but none of them
can beat my friend Kay at chess.

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Olympus is all jocks
and rugger buggers.

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The school's superstars.

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And then there's Sparta.

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Which is.... Well, it's--

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Um....

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I think that's you.

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Yeah, thanks.

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What the hell are you doing?

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- Me? I was just--
- Talking to Upper Sixth?

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- Upper Six-- Who's Upper Sixth?
- I am.

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Matthew Clegg, and so is she.

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She's Matthew Clegg?

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Ha-ha. No, no.

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You don't look at Upper Sixth,
let alone speak to them.

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- I mean, I was just--
- You're speaking.

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And looking.

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Good.

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Now keep your eyes on the floor,
and go and stand with your house.

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Order.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Oh, dear.

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You've upset Cleggy.

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That's not a good start.

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Comes from a long line
of war criminals.

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--will not be excused from games.
- Slacker.

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Now, listen up.

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- Caspar de Brunose. Head of school.
- Comes from the top.

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Till further notice, bathing in the lakes
is strictly forbidden...

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...and the woods are completely
out of bounds...

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...to all those who do not wish
to suffer a slow and painful death.

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You have no new messages.

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Repeat saved message.

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Hey, it's Audrey. I'm in Africa.

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And guess what I just found in
my suitcase. Your old cricket jumper.

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Sweetie, it even smells of you.

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Chin up, okay? Stay strong,
this is gonna be a great year for you.

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- A great year.
- Silence!

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For the head.

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What's all this?

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This is The Bat.

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Boys...

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...welcome.

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Welcome back.

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And girls, of course. Of course.

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Welcome all...

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...back to Slaughterhouse.

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Our school is home from home.

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Now, when I arrived last year...

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...I promised to shake things up a bit.

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Get Slaughterhouse back on track,
make our school great again.

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A family of proud Slaughterians.

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Don't forget,
I once stood where you are now.

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Long ago.

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- In a galaxy far, far away.
- Heh.

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There are those out there
who would like to see us fail.

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Oh, yes. We know about them.

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Their lies, their gossip...

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...their envy.

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But I say...

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...bring it on!

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We'll show them what we're made of.
We'll show them our guts.

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Cry "Per caedes ad astra."

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Through slaughter...

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...to immortality!

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3 cheers for the head.

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Hip, hip, hooray. Hip, hip, hooray.
Hip, hip, hooray.

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Sweetie, it even smells of you.

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Chin up, okay? Stay strong,
this is gonna be a great year for you.

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What the devil?

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Frack attack! Danger, toxic gas!
Clear the area.

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Smell the gas, smell the bullshit.

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Tell us what's going on in the woods.

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Why are you shitting
on your own doorstep?

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- Eco Doomsday. Take a leaflet.
- Out you go. You.

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--contaminating this whole area.

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- Hey, get off.
- This is genius.

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- Is this Woody's idea?
- I'm just a messenger.

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Wake up! Your house is on fire!

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Who let the frackers into the school?
He did! And we know why.

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- Thank you, off you go.
- Back off. I'm not one of you.

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I don't need to take any...

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- ...of your public-schoolboy crap.
- Uh-oh.

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You dare assault a prefect!

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Well, there you have it.

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Our enemies are on the doorstep.

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- Holy shit.
- Lost, are we, sir?

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School's that way.

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Yes, I'm perfectly aware-- Jesus.

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You're awfully bloody close,
aren't you?

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- You're practically on the cricket pitch.
- Get your pads on, then, boss.

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Woods are out of bounds
from the start of term.

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This fracking tower is now
fully operational.

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Yes. Yes, I knew about the fracking,
I just didn't expect it to be so big.

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That's what all the girls say,
isn't it, lads?

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- Yes, he did. Yes, he did.
- Carry on. Ahem.

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- Tea break's over, lads.
- Let's make some money.

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Energy production will always
be contentious.

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But fracking...

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...is the future, and--

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And thanks
to the wonders of shale gas...

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...which exists in abundance
beneath our school...

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...we can finally build
our dry ski slope...

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...and the long overdue...

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...prefect spa.

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In the words of Emperor Caligula:

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"Let them hate."

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- Yes, quite.
- "So long as they fear us."

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- Oh! Meredith. I heard you were jogging.
- Yes.

246
00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:26,260
Didn't you get my note
about the no-go areas?

247
00:15:26,427 --> 00:15:29,388
Uh, yes, sorry about that, headmaster.

248
00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:33,434
My prefects have been instructed,
and the area's been locked down.

249
00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:34,727
Good, good.

250
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:38,063
Now's not the time for the boys
to be slipping off to the old haunts.

251
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,566
The woods, the lakes.

252
00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:43,652
Ciggies and tongue sandwiches.
That sort of thing.

253
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:45,279
Perish the thought, headmaster.

254
00:15:45,446 --> 00:15:48,532
And how are things with you, Meredith?

255
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:51,368
You seemed rather upset
taking Audrey to the airport.

256
00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:52,911
I was just, uh...

257
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:55,873
...a bit sorry to see her go, headmaster.
Uh....

258
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,000
She was quite a loss...

259
00:15:58,167 --> 00:16:00,002
...to the school.

260
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,921
Don't sweat it, Meredith.

261
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:07,343
You had a school romance,
delicious while it lasts, but you know...

262
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:10,804
...these things always end up
in a bloody mess.

263
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:14,350
The only couple I know
still going strong are me and Mr. Chips.

264
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:18,270
Ha-ha-ha. Isn't that right, Chippy?

265
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,568
Ha-ha-ha. Come on, Chippy!

266
00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:27,154
Let's get some fresh air.

267
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,005
Cleanup team to the Portaloos.

268
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,800
That's cleanup team to the Portaloos.

269
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,344
Right.

270
00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:52,388
Talk to me.

271
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:56,558
- What have you got?
- Some underground cave system.

272
00:16:57,059 --> 00:17:01,105
No wonder that bloody sinkhole
appeared, leads straight down there.

273
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:05,442
I've checked the readings,
it's still full of gas.

274
00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:08,404
- Bingo.
- We've hit the mother lode.

275
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:12,866
Send down the pipe and suck it up.

276
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,994
- Pump. Ooh.
- Oh, baby.

277
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,830
You know the drill.

278
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:22,126
Seismic observance on level G17.

279
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,086
Mr. Lambert.

280
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:27,297
There's something down there...

281
00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:29,675
...in them tunnels.

282
00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:32,052
Look.

283
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,637
It's moving.

284
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:37,099
Bollocks.
I wouldn't worry about that, Butler.

285
00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:38,934
Probably just some moles.

286
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,687
Pump at will.

287
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:57,035
Yeah, I was-- I was just saying, I--

288
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,621
I've made a terrible mistake.

289
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,207
Audrey?

290
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:04,752
Angel?

291
00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:07,379
- Audrey?
- Meredith?

292
00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:10,132
- I'm listening.
- I was just saying, I--

293
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:12,718
- I should've come with you.
- Oh, sweetie.

294
00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:14,762
Sparta needs you.

295
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,848
After what happened last term.

296
00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:20,726
- What was I thinking?
- Come on.

297
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,227
Hey.

298
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,146
We had fun times.

299
00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:28,609
We had good times there,
but Sparta's your life, you know?

300
00:18:28,776 --> 00:18:30,319
No, no.

301
00:18:30,486 --> 00:18:31,820
You're my life.

302
00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:34,823
My love, all I want is to be with you.

303
00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:38,368
- In South Sudan?
- If I can find a replacement coach...

304
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:42,748
...for the under sixteen's, then yes.
I'll buy a plane ticket.

305
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:45,626
- Audrey?
- Yeah. Okay. Ha-ha.

306
00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:48,754
Is everything all right?
Who's--? Who's that?

307
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:54,218
That's Dr. Francois, he wants me--
Needs me to assist him.

308
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:57,429
That's all we do here.
We're at it all day long.

309
00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:59,348
Nonstop. Ha-ha.

310
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,100
Saving children?

311
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:04,478
It's so deeply fulfilling.

312
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:12,361
Yeah, sorry, sweetie, that's, um-- Rebel
fighters must be back. I have to go.

313
00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:15,030
Audrey, please, don't go.

314
00:19:17,074 --> 00:19:19,827
Mr. Houseman, sir, you're needed.

315
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:23,497
Keep still, you little bugger.

316
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,419
Why did Miss Audrey leave?

317
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:39,763
You're not going
to get a hard-on to that.

318
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:43,100
In my kingdom, we banned fracking.

319
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:45,477
- Can poison all the water.
- Also causes earthquakes.

320
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,604
- Earthquakes?
- And sinkholes.

321
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:50,482
Says here that there were 600
earthquakes in Oklahoma last year.

322
00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:53,902
Good. Hopefully
the fucking school will fall down.

323
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,113
Lights in 10.

324
00:19:56,655 --> 00:20:00,909
All right, Chibwe, that's confiscated.
No electronic devices in the dorm.

325
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:04,663
- You, whatever your name is, into bed.
- Yes, sir. It's Wallace.

326
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,206
As in William.

327
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,583
As in Braveheart.

328
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,126
Blake, explain to me.

329
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,422
Why are you such a fucking ponce?

330
00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:15,173
You don't even play rugby.

331
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,635
"Never touch the balls," it's my motto.

332
00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:19,887
Besides...

333
00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:24,391
- ...I'm unwell.
- Sick note. How did you get that?

334
00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,977
- Suck off the doctor?
- It was only a handjob.

335
00:20:27,144 --> 00:20:29,479
- Ha-ha-ha.
- Sparta!

336
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,982
Stop what you're doing,
house meeting now.

337
00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:33,567
Move it.

338
00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:36,737
Whose idea of a sick joke was this?

339
00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:37,905
Hmm?

340
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:41,199
Somebody hung this tie from a beam
in the downstairs lavatory...

341
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:44,995
...and I want to know
who the heck it was.

342
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,415
You think this is funny,
do you, Hargreaves?

343
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:50,834
Well, I find it deeply offensive.

344
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,419
Really.

345
00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:55,672
Who could do such a thing?
Come on, own up.

346
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:58,050
I want to know who it was.

347
00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:01,720
Was it you? You?

348
00:21:03,055 --> 00:21:04,348
Well, I am most upset.

349
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:07,267
And I'm very disappointed.

350
00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:17,569
I hope this doesn't cast a shadow over
the whole house, Sparta, I really do.

351
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:21,406
If anybody knows
anything about this...

352
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,575
...they better come forward.

353
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:33,377
- Head back to your dormitories. Now.
- Lights out in 3 minutes.

354
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:35,545
What's all that about?

355
00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:40,384
The boy who had your bed.

356
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:42,302
Viscount?

357
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:44,972
He died last term.

358
00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:49,726
Hung himself in the downstairs bogs
with a school tie.

359
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,689
Welcome to Slaughterhouse.

360
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:05,158
- Lights out!
- Lights out! Lights!

361
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,451
- Lights out.
- Lights out.

362
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:09,538
No running in the corridor!

363
00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:17,337
He's watching over you, Don.

364
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,589
You should take comfort in that.

365
00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:22,926
Don't forget how hard
Dad worked to get us here.

366
00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:24,553
This was his dream.

367
00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:29,975
Life's gonna get better from now.
But you've got to believe that.

368
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:32,894
You do believe that, don't you?

369
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:34,104
Don?

370
00:22:35,564 --> 00:22:37,774
Don? Mr. Wallace.

371
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,609
Are you with us?

372
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:40,944
Splendid.

373
00:22:41,111 --> 00:22:44,698
Class, I'm afraid Mr. Prigg will be
unable to teach Latin today...

374
00:22:44,865 --> 00:22:46,950
...or indeed, ever again...

375
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:50,412
...because he passed away
in the holidays.

376
00:22:50,579 --> 00:22:51,997
He died here.

377
00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:53,874
Alone.

378
00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:56,334
But it was a good innings.

379
00:22:56,501 --> 00:23:00,797
Uh, I will be filling his shoes until
they can find a suitable replacement.

380
00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:04,885
Now, I have to confess, I'm not
the world's greatest Latin scholar.

381
00:23:05,052 --> 00:23:09,556
It's been a while, but, uh,
tempus fugit, as they say. Um....

382
00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:16,438
- Page 108, sir.
- Yes, yes.

383
00:23:18,899 --> 00:23:21,818
- By the power of witches?
- Yes. Why don't you read, Bartlett?

384
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,112
"At that moment, as I recall...

385
00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:27,115
...the earth yawned open
by the power of witchcraft."

386
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:29,785
Name three famous old Slaughterians.

387
00:23:29,951 --> 00:23:33,330
Marquis de Sade,
Jack the Ripper, Piers Morgan.

388
00:23:33,497 --> 00:23:35,499
- Don't piss about, Wootton.
- Sorry, Hargreaves!

389
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:38,043
- When was Slaughter Hall built?
- 1770.

390
00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:40,045
No, that's the year
the school was founded.

391
00:23:40,212 --> 00:23:42,672
The original hall was built in 1334.

392
00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:44,382
- Fuck this.
- School motto.

393
00:23:44,549 --> 00:23:46,510
- "Per caedes ad astra."
- What does it mean?

394
00:23:46,676 --> 00:23:48,678
- "Never knowingly undersold"?
- Oh, you twat.

395
00:23:48,845 --> 00:23:50,972
"Take it like a man"?
"Give us your cash."

396
00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:54,059
- You had 3 weeks to learn this.
- Sorry, Hargreaves.

397
00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:56,311
If you're not word perfect
when Clegg tests you...

398
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:59,147
...you're gonna get feathered
and we're both gonna get grounded.

399
00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:01,024
"I caught a glimpse
of hell deep below.

400
00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:03,068
And of Cerberus waiting
to make a meal of me."

401
00:24:03,235 --> 00:24:07,697
Ah, now, Cerberus,
the three-headed hound of Hades.

402
00:24:07,864 --> 00:24:10,117
Makes life hell for the postman. Ha-ha.

403
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:14,246
Get on with it, Bartlett.

404
00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:17,249
It's all there in the school myth.

405
00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:21,002
Legend has it that a wandering knight
returned from the Crusades...

406
00:24:21,169 --> 00:24:24,631
...and with the help of his faithful dog,
slayed a mythical beast...

407
00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:27,300
...that was terrorizing the village
of Upper Slaughter.

408
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:32,305
In return, he was gifted this land
and the title First Earl of Slaughter.

409
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:36,184
- Hence the motto--
- "Through slaughter to immorality."

410
00:24:38,562 --> 00:24:40,105
Immortality.

411
00:24:40,272 --> 00:24:42,566
"I believe the witch
did not spare my throat in pity...

412
00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:45,235
...but in a spirit of sadism."

413
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,574
Preparing to evacuate.

414
00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:52,367
Hopefully.

415
00:24:54,995 --> 00:25:00,083
"--whom thou didst falsely
affirm to be slain by me this night.

416
00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:02,002
And therewithal...

417
00:25:02,419 --> 00:25:06,298
...I embraced my friend, Socrates,
and kissed him.

418
00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:10,552
But he, smelling the stink
of the pissing--"

419
00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:14,222
What's the point in learning
a dead language anyway?

420
00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:17,559
Hey, Will, who was the blond girl
in the tennis gear outside?

421
00:25:18,226 --> 00:25:20,103
- I met her yesterday.
- She's a goddess.

422
00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:22,397
She's fit is what she is.
What's her name?

423
00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:24,649
Clemsie.

424
00:25:24,816 --> 00:25:26,193
Clemsie Lawrence.

425
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,236
- But it's not worth it.
- Why not?

426
00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:30,238
- Aah!
- Oh, no.

427
00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:31,573
How unfortunate.

428
00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:33,742
Total accident.

429
00:25:33,909 --> 00:25:36,453
Next time, watch where you're looking.

430
00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:43,627
I don't think it's bust, just mashed.
Heh.

431
00:25:43,793 --> 00:25:44,878
I'm Smudger.

432
00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:47,214
No hard feelings, yeah?

433
00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:49,883
Coolio. Wait till you're a god.

434
00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:55,680
Look. This is the school pecking order.

435
00:25:55,847 --> 00:25:58,516
We have Clemsie Lawrence
drinking nectar...

436
00:25:58,683 --> 00:26:00,685
...with the gods at the Arcadian orgy.

437
00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:02,896
And then down...

438
00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:07,359
...at the bottom in hell,
you have Wootton.

439
00:26:07,525 --> 00:26:09,361
- Who's Wootton?
- That's Wootton.

440
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:13,031
- Hello.
- You all right?

441
00:26:13,198 --> 00:26:15,992
You have gods and dogs,
heaven and hell.

442
00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:19,663
And somewhere in the middle,
we have--

443
00:26:19,829 --> 00:26:21,414
Why am I a limp cock?

444
00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:25,085
Because, Ducky, someday,
you may well be a god.

445
00:26:25,252 --> 00:26:29,756
- Until then, you have to wait your turn.
- No, no, no. This is bollocks, mate.

446
00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:31,049
Bollocks. I'm in love.

447
00:26:32,884 --> 00:26:37,138
You guys can laugh,
but I ain't part of your pecking order.

448
00:26:37,305 --> 00:26:38,932
One of us. One of us.

449
00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:41,810
Everybody says that.
They all sell out by the Upper Sixth.

450
00:26:41,977 --> 00:26:43,270
Think of the orgies.

451
00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:46,606
- Yuri, this Sixth Form orgy is a myth.
- But I must have hope.

452
00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:48,942
Wallace, you want to take
Clemsie Lawrence to orgy...

453
00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:51,152
...practise your Latin conjugations.

454
00:27:00,245 --> 00:27:01,246
Ah.

455
00:27:01,705 --> 00:27:03,456
A penis.

456
00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:05,208
I wonder who drew that.

457
00:27:08,545 --> 00:27:10,839
What were you talking about in here?

458
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,466
- Nothing.
- Well, excuse me--

459
00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:15,093
Wallace.

460
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:20,265
Cocky little shit thinks he's got
a chance with Clemsie Lawrence.

461
00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:23,893
Honestly, Matt, we were just--

462
00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:25,645
Sanctions.

463
00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:27,772
All week, starting tomorrow at 5 a.m.

464
00:27:28,189 --> 00:27:30,817
And don't thank me.
Thank Wallace here.

465
00:27:30,984 --> 00:27:32,193
Everybody out.

466
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:35,113
Stop loafing around. This is a school,
not a fucking holiday camp.

467
00:27:36,531 --> 00:27:40,452
Wootton, if you fail the house test
again, you will be feathered.

468
00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:43,705
All right. You're free to go.

469
00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:51,546
Audrey!

470
00:27:52,422 --> 00:27:55,592
Good morning, Gloucestershire.

471
00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:57,510
And got a request now.

472
00:27:58,595 --> 00:28:01,639
Move it, gentlemen! Keep up the pace.

473
00:28:05,477 --> 00:28:07,937
Blake, keep running!

474
00:28:08,104 --> 00:28:10,940
Hup, hup, hup, hup!

475
00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,651
Jump it. Jump it.

476
00:28:13,818 --> 00:28:15,320
Jump it.

477
00:28:15,487 --> 00:28:17,364
What the fuck is that?!

478
00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:33,004
Well, are you enjoying it?

479
00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:37,258
Are you enjoying the privilege
of your private school education?

480
00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:42,680
5 generations of Cleggs have given
their lives to places like this.

481
00:28:42,847 --> 00:28:44,516
Fucking plebeian.

482
00:28:44,682 --> 00:28:46,851
Trying to buy your way in.

483
00:28:48,686 --> 00:28:52,857
The only connection you'll make
around here is with my boot.

484
00:28:53,858 --> 00:28:56,152
Blake, stop fucking mincing!

485
00:28:57,862 --> 00:28:59,447
Get him out, Wallace.

486
00:28:59,614 --> 00:29:02,283
- What?
- Your roommate, your problem.

487
00:29:03,201 --> 00:29:05,078
- Come on, Will.
- Chibwe, Bolotnikov.

488
00:29:05,245 --> 00:29:07,080
Top of the hill, then you can go.

489
00:29:07,247 --> 00:29:09,290
Come on. One mile back to school.

490
00:29:09,457 --> 00:29:12,877
Breakfast ends in 20 minutes.
Good luck with that one, Wallace.

491
00:29:13,503 --> 00:29:14,712
Hup, hup, hup!

492
00:29:15,296 --> 00:29:16,881
Go, go, go!

493
00:29:17,048 --> 00:29:19,175
- Hey.
- Over the bridge!

494
00:29:25,306 --> 00:29:26,641
Christ. Is that you?

495
00:29:27,892 --> 00:29:30,812
No. It's the school tunnels.

496
00:29:30,979 --> 00:29:32,647
Whole world of shit down there.

497
00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:35,567
- Yeah, it smells like it.
- You still hungry?

498
00:29:35,733 --> 00:29:36,901
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

499
00:29:37,068 --> 00:29:39,070
I know a shortcut.

500
00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:40,655
It's through the woods.

501
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:45,618
You call this a shortcut?

502
00:29:45,785 --> 00:29:47,245
This place is massive.

503
00:29:48,955 --> 00:29:52,459
Whose idea was it to have a school
in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere?

504
00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:56,421
Um.... The parents, probably.

505
00:29:58,756 --> 00:30:02,719
- Admit it. You're lost, aren't you?
- Now, now, Ducky, I'm not lost.

506
00:30:02,886 --> 00:30:05,138
Would you stop calling me "Ducky"?

507
00:30:05,305 --> 00:30:08,308
- Your name is Donald.
- I don't care if my name's Daffy.

508
00:30:13,396 --> 00:30:15,565
Shit. It's the frackers. Hide.

509
00:30:25,116 --> 00:30:26,326
Hey.

510
00:30:26,493 --> 00:30:27,952
Look at this.

511
00:30:37,545 --> 00:30:39,255
A sinkhole.

512
00:30:39,797 --> 00:30:41,049
Damn.

513
00:30:41,424 --> 00:30:44,177
Why didn't this happen
under the maths block?

514
00:30:44,594 --> 00:30:45,595
Oh!

515
00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:48,056
Intruder alert.

516
00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:50,433
A couple of posh little fuckers.

517
00:30:54,437 --> 00:30:56,064
Let's see.

518
00:30:57,398 --> 00:30:58,566
Let's see how deep it is.

519
00:31:10,453 --> 00:31:11,829
- Christ, mate.
- Fuck me.

520
00:31:11,996 --> 00:31:13,331
It's that smell again.

521
00:31:13,831 --> 00:31:16,042
Oh, that ain't no drain.

522
00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:17,752
No shite smells that bad.

523
00:31:18,586 --> 00:31:19,921
Look at this.

524
00:31:20,088 --> 00:31:22,715
- Must be some sort of evil gas.
- Put it away.

525
00:31:22,882 --> 00:31:24,968
- That's mine.
- I don't care. There's gas there.

526
00:31:25,134 --> 00:31:27,595
- Give it back.
- You're gonna get us killed, Willoughby!

527
00:31:28,012 --> 00:31:29,597
Shall we?

528
00:31:29,764 --> 00:31:32,600
Oh, you're a bad man.

529
00:31:32,767 --> 00:31:35,436
That's why they pay me the big bucks.

530
00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:39,857
I'm not kidding.
Someone bequeathed that to me.

531
00:31:40,316 --> 00:31:42,777
- What?
- It was a gift...

532
00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:44,612
...from a good friend. Give it back--

533
00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:48,074
Attention. Attention.

534
00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:50,326
We have you surrounded.

535
00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:55,415
Do not try to escape.

536
00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:59,127
Run!

537
00:32:21,774 --> 00:32:23,693
I thought you were sick.

538
00:32:23,860 --> 00:32:27,572
- You run like a bloody gazelle.
- With asthma.

539
00:32:28,865 --> 00:32:31,034
- I think we're safe.
- What are you doing here?

540
00:32:33,828 --> 00:32:36,539
I'm sorry.
Did the mask of truth frighten you?

541
00:32:36,706 --> 00:32:38,750
It does that sometimes.

542
00:32:41,169 --> 00:32:43,546
You the boys that want
to buy some drugs?

543
00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:46,382
Huh?

544
00:32:47,050 --> 00:32:49,135
I've got some black ash.
I've got some charas.

545
00:32:49,302 --> 00:32:53,556
I've got some Mandy, ecstasy.
I've got some acid. I've got some...

546
00:32:53,931 --> 00:32:56,100
...mushrooms!

547
00:32:56,267 --> 00:32:57,518
Yeah!

548
00:32:58,936 --> 00:33:00,313
No, no. We're just, um--

549
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,815
- Just like--
- Yeah, there's a hole.

550
00:33:02,982 --> 00:33:05,151
- It's a big hole.
- Fracking.

551
00:33:05,318 --> 00:33:06,527
- Fracking.
- Yeah.

552
00:33:06,694 --> 00:33:08,738
We're just seeing what they're up to.

553
00:33:08,905 --> 00:33:11,240
You were wondering
what they were up to.

554
00:33:11,407 --> 00:33:13,034
Wondering what they're up to.

555
00:33:13,201 --> 00:33:15,036
They were wondering
what they're up to.

556
00:33:16,454 --> 00:33:20,333
I'll tell you what they're up to, big boy.
They're unleashing hell.

557
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:21,834
What do you mean?

558
00:33:22,001 --> 00:33:26,047
What do I mean?
What does thou mean?

559
00:33:26,881 --> 00:33:29,842
I'll tell you what I mean.
I mean, over there...

560
00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:32,428
...is a super-massive frack hole.

561
00:33:32,595 --> 00:33:35,473
And holes like that,
they don't open up for no reason.

562
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,600
They're the product of evil men.

563
00:33:37,767 --> 00:33:40,311
Fracking Mother Nature.

564
00:33:40,728 --> 00:33:43,106
Pimping her, poisoning her.

565
00:33:43,272 --> 00:33:46,526
Pumping her
with their rock-hard, toxic cocks.

566
00:33:46,984 --> 00:33:49,529
People don't want it.
Farmers don't want it.

567
00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:51,781
The only people that do want it...

568
00:33:51,948 --> 00:33:56,994
...are the unelected imperialist elite
that is Terrafrack.

569
00:33:57,161 --> 00:33:59,497
- Yeah.
- Privileged pricks!

570
00:33:59,664 --> 00:34:02,208
We know what they are.
They're bullies.

571
00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:06,963
And what better place to learn bullying
than here at an English public school.

572
00:34:07,714 --> 00:34:10,383
The CEO of Terrafrack
and your headmaster...

573
00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:14,470
...they're school chums
from back in the day. Ooh!

574
00:34:14,637 --> 00:34:18,057
I don't think they knew.
They didn't know. See this?

575
00:34:18,725 --> 00:34:20,643
Old school tie.

576
00:34:20,810 --> 00:34:23,187
Yeah? Wake up.

577
00:34:23,354 --> 00:34:25,022
It's how the system works.

578
00:34:25,189 --> 00:34:29,610
I bet your dads know all about that.
What are they? A couple of bankers?

579
00:34:30,194 --> 00:34:32,447
No, come on. Tell us.
What are they in?

580
00:34:32,613 --> 00:34:34,449
Property? Hedge funds?

581
00:34:34,615 --> 00:34:35,992
- Insurance?
- Recycling.

582
00:34:37,076 --> 00:34:39,871
What?
You mean, like recycling waste?

583
00:34:40,037 --> 00:34:42,999
Yeah, he takes other people's shit
and turns it into cash.

584
00:34:43,166 --> 00:34:46,502
That's funny. Pretty sure
my old man does the exact opposite.

585
00:34:47,420 --> 00:34:49,881
Oh, well, pity,
it's all going to shit in the end.

586
00:34:50,047 --> 00:34:52,759
Shit we'll end up eating. Ha-ha.

587
00:34:55,428 --> 00:34:57,555
This ain't a fucking joke, boys.

588
00:34:57,847 --> 00:35:02,810
Huh? We are all gonna eat karma
for this. Join the dots.

589
00:35:02,977 --> 00:35:04,729
Wars.

590
00:35:04,896 --> 00:35:06,522
Droughts.

591
00:35:06,689 --> 00:35:08,149
Famine.

592
00:35:08,316 --> 00:35:09,609
Plague.

593
00:35:10,359 --> 00:35:11,819
That's why we're here.

594
00:35:11,986 --> 00:35:14,405
- Yeah!
- Knee-deep in shit.

595
00:35:14,572 --> 00:35:16,699
- Yeah!
- No flushing latrine.

596
00:35:16,866 --> 00:35:19,368
- Yeah!
- Don't cheer that one.

597
00:35:19,535 --> 00:35:24,207
Because we know that hole,
it ain't no mundane chasm.

598
00:35:24,373 --> 00:35:26,292
It's a portal.

599
00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:28,461
A gateway.

600
00:35:28,628 --> 00:35:33,049
It leads straight down to hell.

601
00:35:34,592 --> 00:35:37,303
Now, who wants to buy some drugs?

602
00:35:37,470 --> 00:35:39,180
Get them some drugs.

603
00:35:39,764 --> 00:35:43,434
We're all gonna die soon.
Go out with a bang. Kaboom!

604
00:36:46,706 --> 00:36:49,500
Hello? Is someone out of bed?

605
00:37:38,341 --> 00:37:40,426
This place is creeping me out.

606
00:37:40,593 --> 00:37:42,178
- I'm suffocating.
- Don't be daft.

607
00:37:42,345 --> 00:37:43,387
You're overemotional.

608
00:37:43,554 --> 00:37:45,765
I'm not being overemotional.
I'm tired, all right?

609
00:37:45,932 --> 00:37:49,018
- I haven't slept in fucking weeks.
- All right, Don. Calm down.

610
00:37:49,185 --> 00:37:52,104
You're coming home this weekend.
We can talk about it then.

611
00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:53,564
And you can always text me.

612
00:37:53,731 --> 00:37:55,942
I can't text
because this prefect's taken my phone.

613
00:37:56,484 --> 00:37:57,735
What do you mean, your phone?

614
00:37:57,902 --> 00:37:59,278
Mum....

615
00:38:00,071 --> 00:38:01,405
Sorry.

616
00:38:01,572 --> 00:38:04,825
- I let you and Dad down, I know.
- You did not let Dad down or me.

617
00:38:04,992 --> 00:38:06,577
I don't belong here.

618
00:38:06,744 --> 00:38:07,912
Of course, you do.

619
00:38:08,079 --> 00:38:09,956
I wanna come home now.

620
00:38:10,247 --> 00:38:12,375
- Do you fucking mind?!
- Oh!

621
00:38:12,541 --> 00:38:14,752
Sorry. We thought
you were someone else.

622
00:38:14,919 --> 00:38:16,545
Calling child helpline?

623
00:38:16,712 --> 00:38:17,797
Don?

624
00:38:17,964 --> 00:38:20,007
- Don? Don?
- No, no. It's my mum.

625
00:38:20,174 --> 00:38:22,385
- She misses me.
- Don, what's going on?

626
00:38:22,551 --> 00:38:24,553
- Speak to me.
- I told you, Mum. No.

627
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,555
- I'm fine, all right?
- What?

628
00:38:26,722 --> 00:38:29,016
- I'm fine. I'll see you soon.
- You weren't fine.

629
00:38:29,183 --> 00:38:32,019
- Don, don't-- No, no.
- Bye, bye.

630
00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:35,272
She's, uh, worried about me,
you know?

631
00:38:35,439 --> 00:38:38,776
Keep telling her to chill out,
but apparently it's much worse at Eton.

632
00:38:40,319 --> 00:38:43,280
Well, sorry we interrupted you.

633
00:38:43,447 --> 00:38:46,033
Why don't you come with us?
We're going to smokers' corner.

634
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:49,245
But, um, we haven't got a light.

635
00:38:49,912 --> 00:38:50,997
Uh....

636
00:38:52,373 --> 00:38:53,582
Yeah.

637
00:38:53,749 --> 00:38:56,377
Ladies, lead the way.

638
00:39:10,808 --> 00:39:12,768
Ah. Ahem.

639
00:39:12,935 --> 00:39:14,687
I was just, uh--

640
00:39:15,104 --> 00:39:16,772
Amazing grass.

641
00:39:16,939 --> 00:39:18,190
Yeah.

642
00:39:18,357 --> 00:39:22,403
Yes, the, uh-- The cricket pitch,
just cut to perfection.

643
00:39:22,820 --> 00:39:24,655
Good job, lads.

644
00:39:32,747 --> 00:39:34,957
Fucking fascists.

645
00:39:36,584 --> 00:39:38,002
This is smokers' corner?

646
00:39:40,713 --> 00:39:43,049
Beats the back of the bike sheds, this,
doesn't it?

647
00:39:43,215 --> 00:39:45,342
No wonder everyone here smokes.

648
00:39:45,509 --> 00:39:47,636
You're so northern.

649
00:39:48,846 --> 00:39:50,222
It's true, though, isn't it?

650
00:39:50,389 --> 00:39:54,935
This is what our parents are really
paying for: nice buildings, traditions.

651
00:39:55,102 --> 00:39:58,272
Fucking prime ministers,
all that bollocks.

652
00:39:58,439 --> 00:40:00,024
It's a breeding ground.

653
00:40:01,192 --> 00:40:02,443
Breeding what?

654
00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:05,905
Think how many of our world leaders
spend their formative years like this.

655
00:40:07,031 --> 00:40:09,283
That is fucking scary.

656
00:40:12,870 --> 00:40:15,247
Some don't make it, though, do they?

657
00:40:15,873 --> 00:40:19,043
Like that viscount kid.
The one who hung himself.

658
00:40:19,210 --> 00:40:20,753
Oh, yeah.

659
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,671
Seymour.

660
00:40:24,215 --> 00:40:26,383
I think he got badly bullied.

661
00:40:26,550 --> 00:40:30,179
A hard time being gay.
Got on the wrong side of Matty Clegg.

662
00:40:30,346 --> 00:40:32,014
Why? What happened?

663
00:40:32,181 --> 00:40:36,102
Matty caught him and
another boy in the boathouse after dark.

664
00:40:36,936 --> 00:40:39,105
Clegg told the parents.

665
00:40:39,271 --> 00:40:41,065
Bastard.

666
00:40:42,399 --> 00:40:45,152
All got brushed under the carpet,
of course.

667
00:40:46,237 --> 00:40:48,948
Everyone says, "Just be yourself."

668
00:40:50,157 --> 00:40:52,660
But nobody tells you how hard it is.

669
00:40:53,285 --> 00:40:55,412
Especially around here.

670
00:40:56,872 --> 00:40:59,375
You seem to be doing all right, though.

671
00:41:00,084 --> 00:41:01,168
Always smiling.

672
00:41:03,838 --> 00:41:05,214
I am when I see you.

673
00:41:09,385 --> 00:41:11,011
Clemsie...

674
00:41:11,804 --> 00:41:13,848
- ...I'm glad--
- You dare talk to a Sixth Former?

675
00:41:14,014 --> 00:41:15,307
- Fucking hell.
- Oh, my God.

676
00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:17,226
Having a cheeky fag, are we?

677
00:41:17,393 --> 00:41:19,562
Where was my invite?

678
00:41:19,728 --> 00:41:21,021
And, Don...

679
00:41:21,188 --> 00:41:22,439
...where's my lighter?

680
00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:27,945
Clegg! Clegg! He's on the warpath
with his cadets.

681
00:41:28,112 --> 00:41:30,698
- Cadets? What?
- Run, run, run. Go!

682
00:41:30,865 --> 00:41:33,868
- Who's got a ciggie?
- Not now, Smudge. Go, go.

683
00:41:37,454 --> 00:41:38,497
Halt!

684
00:41:38,664 --> 00:41:40,207
Halt!

685
00:41:42,585 --> 00:41:43,711
Look out!

686
00:41:44,128 --> 00:41:46,046
We know you've been smoking.

687
00:41:46,213 --> 00:41:48,465
- Empty your pockets.
- Run!

688
00:41:54,221 --> 00:41:55,598
Fuck.

689
00:42:00,019 --> 00:42:01,270
Bang.

690
00:42:25,753 --> 00:42:27,296
Shall I get that, boss?

691
00:42:27,463 --> 00:42:29,882
No. It'll only be the headmaster.

692
00:42:30,049 --> 00:42:31,884
Fussing about the methane leak.

693
00:42:32,051 --> 00:42:33,135
Methane leak?

694
00:42:35,888 --> 00:42:37,681
That's a methane leak.

695
00:42:37,848 --> 00:42:39,516
Asshole.

696
00:42:41,602 --> 00:42:44,730
Yes, uh, and you're quite sure
there's no danger?

697
00:42:44,897 --> 00:42:46,106
Very good, very good.

698
00:42:46,649 --> 00:42:50,110
Even so, I'd like to voice
my concerns with your superior.

699
00:42:53,030 --> 00:42:56,325
Yeah, well, please do ask him
to give me a call.

700
00:42:57,493 --> 00:42:58,994
Here.

701
00:42:59,536 --> 00:43:03,457
He's very protective of me.
Aren't you, Mr. Chips?

702
00:43:03,624 --> 00:43:06,460
The authorities, headmaster,
they, uh, been able to shed any light?

703
00:43:06,627 --> 00:43:09,129
It's nothing. Simple gas leak.

704
00:43:09,296 --> 00:43:11,048
- Thank goodness.
- Yes, thank goodness.

705
00:43:11,215 --> 00:43:15,094
- A gas leak? Sounds rather--
- Just a small one, Meredith.

706
00:43:15,261 --> 00:43:18,097
- Nothing to worry about.
- It was a lake of fire.

707
00:43:18,264 --> 00:43:21,809
Yes, well, uh, that is the methane,
you see...

708
00:43:22,142 --> 00:43:24,395
...uh, leaking...

709
00:43:24,561 --> 00:43:26,522
...out of the ground.

710
00:43:27,856 --> 00:43:31,277
Ahem. The chaps at Terrafrack say
it's all quite normal.

711
00:43:31,443 --> 00:43:33,028
And they are the experts, after all.

712
00:43:34,363 --> 00:43:36,031
What is it now, Tomkinson?

713
00:43:38,784 --> 00:43:41,537
Another champagne hamper, sir,
from Terrafrack.

714
00:43:41,704 --> 00:43:43,872
Thank you, Tomkinson. Thank you.

715
00:43:44,415 --> 00:43:46,458
So this is all fracking related?

716
00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:50,087
Meredith, the substructure
of Slaughter Hall...

717
00:43:50,254 --> 00:43:52,798
...is hundreds of years old.

718
00:43:52,965 --> 00:43:56,302
I mean, we have
some very leaky drains here...

719
00:43:56,468 --> 00:43:57,928
...very old tunnels.

720
00:43:58,429 --> 00:44:00,306
Ancient, in fact.

721
00:44:00,472 --> 00:44:02,141
- Speaking of Matron.
- Ha-ha.

722
00:44:02,308 --> 00:44:05,019
- Ha-ha.
- This took us a bit by surprise is all.

723
00:44:05,185 --> 00:44:10,065
Look, it is rather concerning,
headmaster, don't you agree?

724
00:44:10,816 --> 00:44:12,318
Yes.

725
00:44:12,484 --> 00:44:14,695
Yes, it is.

726
00:44:14,862 --> 00:44:17,656
Which is all the more reason why I--

727
00:44:17,823 --> 00:44:21,827
I cannot have boys smoking
in such a potentially...

728
00:44:21,994 --> 00:44:24,705
...highly-flammable environment.
I mean, ooh.

729
00:44:26,999 --> 00:44:31,795
Ah. I must take this, headmaster,
if you don't mind. It's rather urgent.

730
00:44:31,962 --> 00:44:34,548
Audrey, darling. I can hear you,
but I can't see you.

731
00:44:35,090 --> 00:44:38,552
Out of his league.
Now, look, boys, boys, boys.

732
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:41,180
You're both too young, too bright...

733
00:44:41,347 --> 00:44:43,849
...and quite frankly,
too darn handsome...

734
00:44:44,391 --> 00:44:48,771
...to be polluting your bodies
in such a reckless fashion.

735
00:44:48,937 --> 00:44:53,108
I don't want to start thrashing pupils
like it's the good old days.

736
00:44:53,525 --> 00:44:55,861
But it's clear to me
that you do need some correcting.

737
00:44:56,028 --> 00:44:58,238
I am going to telephone your parents...

738
00:44:58,405 --> 00:45:00,532
...and ask that you not
return home tomorrow...

739
00:45:00,699 --> 00:45:03,160
...for the Exeat Weekend.
Instead, you will remain here...

740
00:45:03,327 --> 00:45:05,204
...and perform sanctions
with your house god.

741
00:45:05,371 --> 00:45:07,915
- Who's at Sparta this weekend?
- I am, sir.

742
00:45:08,082 --> 00:45:10,334
Mm. Good. Well, now...

743
00:45:10,501 --> 00:45:12,169
...try and use this as a--

744
00:45:12,336 --> 00:45:13,921
- Bello, what's up?
- What's up?

745
00:45:14,088 --> 00:45:16,465
Bello. Cool.

746
00:45:17,549 --> 00:45:19,343
Two more names to go on there.

747
00:45:19,510 --> 00:45:21,178
Blake, Wallace.

748
00:45:21,345 --> 00:45:24,932
Tomorrow morning, 5 a.m.
In your games kit. Be prepared.

749
00:45:35,943 --> 00:45:37,486
Clemsie, you're Upper Sixth.

750
00:45:37,653 --> 00:45:40,030
You can't be seen talking to Blake
and his oiky roommate.

751
00:45:40,197 --> 00:45:42,533
I'll speak to whom I bloody well like.

752
00:45:42,699 --> 00:45:46,787
- This place is a joke.
- I'll be a joke if the chaps hear about it.

753
00:45:47,704 --> 00:45:50,207
I'm being made a god.

754
00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:53,836
I've been dreaming about this weekend
ever since I got here.

755
00:45:54,837 --> 00:45:56,839
- What's up, Woots?
- Hello.

756
00:45:57,005 --> 00:46:00,259
- Did you pass the test yet?
- What does it look like?

757
00:46:01,135 --> 00:46:03,345
Look, Clemsie.

758
00:46:03,512 --> 00:46:07,307
I need you there by my side
when I'm anointed by the head boy.

759
00:46:07,474 --> 00:46:11,270
It's not my scene, a bunch
of dickheads wanking each other off.

760
00:46:11,437 --> 00:46:12,855
This is your night.

761
00:46:13,397 --> 00:46:15,774
Smudge. Look.

762
00:46:15,941 --> 00:46:17,734
Doesn't mean I don't love you.

763
00:46:22,406 --> 00:46:25,033
Ugh. Snuff.

764
00:46:26,827 --> 00:46:28,162
Cheer up, Ducky.

765
00:46:28,328 --> 00:46:30,205
I mean, it's not all that bad.

766
00:46:30,372 --> 00:46:31,748
At least you've got me.

767
00:46:31,915 --> 00:46:34,042
So not going home, then?

768
00:46:34,209 --> 00:46:37,588
We'd thought you'd be grounded.
Tough luck, boys.

769
00:46:37,754 --> 00:46:39,006
Going home for the weekend?

770
00:46:39,173 --> 00:46:42,342
To Hong Kong? Don't be ridiculous.
I'm in a chess tournament in Beijing.

771
00:46:42,759 --> 00:46:45,137
- Really? When?
- 5 minutes. Better run.

772
00:46:45,762 --> 00:46:49,266
Hey, Don. You could always
hook up with Clemsie.

773
00:46:49,433 --> 00:46:50,893
- Clemsie?
- She's staying too.

774
00:46:53,437 --> 00:46:54,980
Oh, my God.

775
00:46:56,273 --> 00:46:57,441
She's here.

776
00:46:57,608 --> 00:47:01,320
A weekend alone in paradise
with Clemsie Lawrence.

777
00:47:01,737 --> 00:47:03,739
Come on, Ducky. Grow up.

778
00:47:04,156 --> 00:47:06,992
She's Clemsie Lawrence of Belgravia.

779
00:47:07,159 --> 00:47:08,452
Who the hell are you?

780
00:47:08,619 --> 00:47:11,038
- Thanks, mate.
- Just being honest.

781
00:47:11,205 --> 00:47:13,624
Good. It's about time, isn't it?

782
00:47:14,082 --> 00:47:16,502
You haven't told me nowt
about this place.

783
00:47:16,668 --> 00:47:20,964
You didn't even tell me Seymour
was bullied or why he hung himself.

784
00:47:21,131 --> 00:47:23,300
- That's none of your business.
- None of my business?

785
00:47:23,467 --> 00:47:25,469
I sleep in his fucking bed, Will.

786
00:47:25,636 --> 00:47:28,555
Someone died
and you act like you don't even care.

787
00:47:28,722 --> 00:47:30,432
You're supposed to be my roommate.

788
00:47:31,350 --> 00:47:32,434
Thanks a lot.

789
00:47:33,101 --> 00:47:35,437
No wonder he fucking topped himself.

790
00:47:37,564 --> 00:47:40,734
Go and do some snuff, you weirdo.

791
00:48:04,341 --> 00:48:07,177
I'm sorry I failed the test.
Please, Mummy.

792
00:48:07,344 --> 00:48:11,765
Let me come home. I promise not
to be a nuisance to you and Steve.

793
00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:13,767
No, please.

794
00:48:14,810 --> 00:48:16,228
Mum?

795
00:48:16,395 --> 00:48:17,980
Separation

796
00:48:18,522 --> 00:48:22,609
All this quiet desolation

797
00:48:22,859 --> 00:48:26,113
I am burning up inside

798
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:29,741
I don't know my own mind

799
00:48:31,535 --> 00:48:34,746
Feels like I could disappear

800
00:48:35,664 --> 00:48:39,626
Feels like I was never here

801
00:48:40,043 --> 00:48:43,338
But I'd keep it to myself

802
00:48:44,298 --> 00:48:47,217
'Cause there's not a hope in hell

803
00:48:48,552 --> 00:48:53,140
Now the moon calls your name

804
00:48:53,307 --> 00:48:56,852
The sun's a burning flame

805
00:48:57,019 --> 00:49:01,565
So I crawled among the shadows

806
00:49:01,732 --> 00:49:04,401
And hollered out in pain

807
00:49:04,735 --> 00:49:06,278
Happy bloody weekend.

808
00:49:06,445 --> 00:49:09,615
I gave up my sole position

809
00:49:10,365 --> 00:49:13,368
I gave up on asking why

810
00:49:14,620 --> 00:49:17,581
Why, why, why

811
00:49:17,748 --> 00:49:20,417
Baby, goodbye

812
00:49:29,468 --> 00:49:31,219
That's none of your business.

813
00:49:31,386 --> 00:49:32,346
None of my business?

814
00:49:32,512 --> 00:49:34,681
Whose idea of a sick joke was this?

815
00:49:34,848 --> 00:49:37,100
- I want to know. Own up.
- I think he was badly bullied.

816
00:49:37,267 --> 00:49:39,645
- I think he was badly bullied.
- He was my roommate.

817
00:49:39,811 --> 00:49:41,313
- You?
- Your roommate, your problem.

818
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,607
- You?
- He was my roommate.

819
00:49:43,774 --> 00:49:46,360
- I sleep in his fucking bed, Will.
- Own up.

820
00:49:46,526 --> 00:49:47,903
Was it you? You?

821
00:49:48,070 --> 00:49:50,280
- You'll find out soon enough.
- You?

822
00:50:03,251 --> 00:50:06,129
Oh. Fucking prick.

823
00:50:06,296 --> 00:50:08,256
Nearly bloody killed me.

824
00:50:09,091 --> 00:50:10,759
Oh, my--

825
00:50:12,469 --> 00:50:14,805
You're a bloody drama queen.
You know that?

826
00:50:15,514 --> 00:50:17,140
Oh, my--

827
00:50:21,061 --> 00:50:24,856
I'm sorry for what I said, mate.
All right? You're not that bad.

828
00:50:25,565 --> 00:50:28,068
- Life ain't that bad.
- Yes, it fucking is.

829
00:50:39,454 --> 00:50:42,040
Is that what you're leaving me?
Your snuff box?

830
00:50:42,207 --> 00:50:44,751
- Did you bequeath it to me?
- Ha-ha.

831
00:50:44,918 --> 00:50:47,879
What the fuck am I supposed
to do with that?

832
00:50:49,548 --> 00:50:52,968
You've got years of snorting tobacco
ahead of you. Years.

833
00:50:53,135 --> 00:50:55,512
All right? You're not him, Will.

834
00:50:55,679 --> 00:50:57,180
You're not Seymour.

835
00:50:57,347 --> 00:51:00,475
- He was all that I had.
- Yeah, but then rage, all right?

836
00:51:00,642 --> 00:51:02,060
Rage against the...

837
00:51:02,227 --> 00:51:03,979
- ...machine?
- Dying of the light.

838
00:51:04,146 --> 00:51:07,274
Whatever. The point is,
you've hit the bottom, all right?

839
00:51:07,441 --> 00:51:10,527
But you're on the way up.
Things can only get better.

840
00:51:10,694 --> 00:51:12,571
It can't get any darker now.

841
00:51:13,321 --> 00:51:15,490
Don't tell me
you've found someone else.

842
00:51:15,657 --> 00:51:16,992
Meredith.

843
00:51:17,159 --> 00:51:18,618
You know I have.

844
00:51:23,415 --> 00:51:25,292
This is Ibrahim.

845
00:51:25,459 --> 00:51:28,044
How can I just leave him
and come back?

846
00:51:28,211 --> 00:51:30,422
Well, can't you bring him with you?

847
00:51:31,339 --> 00:51:32,883
Hey, lb.

848
00:51:33,049 --> 00:51:35,218
Hello, little man.

849
00:51:35,385 --> 00:51:37,596
- Do you like cricket?
- Meredith.

850
00:51:54,112 --> 00:51:55,739
Hargreaves!

851
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:13,381
All right, everybody gather around.
Better do a body count.

852
00:52:13,548 --> 00:52:15,050
1, 2...

853
00:52:15,217 --> 00:52:17,844
...3, 4, fag...

854
00:52:18,303 --> 00:52:20,597
- ...6.
- And Bello's in the bath.

855
00:52:21,139 --> 00:52:22,724
7.

856
00:52:23,141 --> 00:52:25,936
There's no power anywhere.
Blackout for miles.

857
00:52:26,102 --> 00:52:28,063
Everybody sits tight
until I've gathered intel.

858
00:52:28,230 --> 00:52:30,774
Matron, take some candles up
to the headmaster.

859
00:52:30,941 --> 00:52:33,985
Lock up behind you.
Nobody leaves Sparta.

860
00:52:35,237 --> 00:52:37,322
Um, Clegg.

861
00:52:37,489 --> 00:52:39,157
Where's Meredith?

862
00:52:39,324 --> 00:52:42,369
Mr. Houseman is not feeling well.

863
00:52:42,536 --> 00:52:43,829
He's taken to bed.

864
00:52:43,995 --> 00:52:45,330
I'm in charge now.

865
00:52:51,586 --> 00:52:52,796
What was that?

866
00:52:59,553 --> 00:53:02,806
No, the shafts have completely failed.

867
00:53:02,973 --> 00:53:07,018
It's only an earthquake.
It's an occupational hazard.

868
00:53:07,561 --> 00:53:09,437
Boss, look at this.

869
00:53:10,564 --> 00:53:14,192
Those things,
whatever they are, they're out.

870
00:53:14,359 --> 00:53:16,111
"Out"?

871
00:53:17,487 --> 00:53:20,866
The shafts are blown.
There is no way.

872
00:53:22,284 --> 00:53:23,827
- The sinkhole.
- The sinkhole.

873
00:53:37,924 --> 00:53:42,888
In Xanadu did Kublai Khan
a pleasure dome erect. Ha-ha.

874
00:53:43,054 --> 00:53:44,806
Boss, we've gotta go.

875
00:53:44,973 --> 00:53:47,392
We need to evacuate. It's doomsday.

876
00:53:47,559 --> 00:53:49,352
You don't wanna stay for dinner?

877
00:53:49,519 --> 00:53:53,273
Turns out these little babies,
they love fracking.

878
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:56,234
It's made them fucking bonkers.

879
00:53:56,401 --> 00:53:58,737
You're off your fucking tits.

880
00:53:59,738 --> 00:54:01,114
- I'm out.
- Where you going?

881
00:54:01,281 --> 00:54:04,034
- They don't wanna bite you.
- Evacuate!

882
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:07,746
- Come on! Let's go!
- You're not gonna bite him, are you?

883
00:54:10,123 --> 00:54:12,042
What the hell is going on?

884
00:54:15,045 --> 00:54:18,048
Fuck me. Who's got a weapon?

885
00:54:19,507 --> 00:54:22,093
- Give me that fucking Taser.
- You know how to use that?

886
00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:23,678
Hey, watch out-- Aah!

887
00:54:24,179 --> 00:54:26,514
Oh, sorry. No, sorry.

888
00:54:26,681 --> 00:54:28,141
Sorry.

889
00:54:29,809 --> 00:54:31,645
Should we tell the headmaster?

890
00:54:31,811 --> 00:54:34,773
Sod the headmaster.
Where's the bloody choppers?

891
00:54:35,231 --> 00:54:36,524
We need choppers.

892
00:54:36,691 --> 00:54:38,443
Got that? I repeat--

893
00:54:43,448 --> 00:54:45,533
Chopper!

894
00:54:48,954 --> 00:54:50,163
Chopper!

895
00:54:50,956 --> 00:54:54,125
The Portaloo! The fucking bogs!

896
00:54:56,836 --> 00:54:58,797
Evacuate!

897
00:54:59,881 --> 00:55:03,885
- Fuck me, these mushrooms are strong.
- Everyone, we gotta leave!

898
00:55:10,100 --> 00:55:11,393
It's the sound again.

899
00:55:11,559 --> 00:55:12,936
They're back.

900
00:55:13,103 --> 00:55:14,938
Teddy, stay put.
I'm gonna come and get you.

901
00:55:19,776 --> 00:55:20,944
No.

902
00:55:21,111 --> 00:55:23,154
No. It's a dragon!

903
00:55:28,785 --> 00:55:31,496
Sounds like there's a war
going on out there.

904
00:55:31,663 --> 00:55:34,165
Maybe the frack hole's blown up.

905
00:55:36,876 --> 00:55:39,421
Sorry for putting you through all that.

906
00:55:40,005 --> 00:55:42,007
I'm such a tit.

907
00:55:42,590 --> 00:55:44,509
Don't be daft.

908
00:55:44,676 --> 00:55:47,178
You just can't handle your drink.

909
00:56:03,319 --> 00:56:05,071
Sod this.

910
00:56:06,031 --> 00:56:07,365
Where are you going?

911
00:56:07,532 --> 00:56:09,492
Think I'll take a look.

912
00:56:09,659 --> 00:56:11,327
Don't tell Cleggy.

913
00:56:11,494 --> 00:56:12,620
Fuck Clegg.

914
00:56:12,787 --> 00:56:15,040
Come on, duck. Let's have some fun.

915
00:56:50,575 --> 00:56:52,410
- Think I figured it out.
- Figured what out?

916
00:56:52,869 --> 00:56:55,663
The guy in the forest with the beard.
Prophet of doom.

917
00:56:55,830 --> 00:56:57,999
- He's an old Slaughterian.
- How do you know?

918
00:56:58,166 --> 00:57:00,543
I did a bit of digging.
His name's Woodrow Chapman.

919
00:57:00,710 --> 00:57:02,212
Wait. Woody Chapman?

920
00:57:02,921 --> 00:57:05,965
- Why? Do you know him?
- He's the school legend.

921
00:57:06,132 --> 00:57:08,343
He's the big brother of Teddy Chapman.

922
00:57:09,511 --> 00:57:10,887
The plaque in the basement.

923
00:57:11,805 --> 00:57:14,599
- Chapman.
- That's Teddy.

924
00:57:14,766 --> 00:57:18,812
He and Woody were trying to escape,
but he disappeared down in the tunnels.

925
00:57:18,978 --> 00:57:20,855
They've been sealed ever since.

926
00:57:21,022 --> 00:57:22,524
What happened?

927
00:57:22,690 --> 00:57:24,150
Well, that, my friend...

928
00:57:25,026 --> 00:57:28,905
...is the most terrifying story
of them all.

929
00:57:29,072 --> 00:57:32,283
- Aah! What is that?
- What?!

930
00:57:32,450 --> 00:57:34,744
- Two little schoolboys.
- Clemsie. Kay.

931
00:57:35,912 --> 00:57:37,539
- Queen of cunts.
- What are you doing?

932
00:57:37,705 --> 00:57:40,750
- We're going to investigate.
- And you're the backup.

933
00:57:41,793 --> 00:57:44,921
- All right.
- I can't drink any more of that.

934
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:49,801
Pretend it's the end of the world.
We're all that's left of humanity.

935
00:57:49,968 --> 00:57:52,137
There's no need to pretend, darling.

936
00:57:52,303 --> 00:57:55,765
- We'll soon be eating each other.
- We're all going to die--

937
00:58:10,155 --> 00:58:12,657
Told you there was a war going on.

938
00:58:13,616 --> 00:58:15,535
What is this place?

939
00:58:15,702 --> 00:58:17,245
The anti-frack camp.

940
00:58:17,745 --> 00:58:20,748
- They have a Chinook?
- They've got power over there.

941
00:58:45,523 --> 00:58:47,859
Right, mate.
We need to call the police.

942
00:58:48,026 --> 00:58:49,277
The police?

943
00:58:52,405 --> 00:58:54,824
- What was that?
- Hello?

944
00:58:55,742 --> 00:58:57,744
It was a fox.

945
00:58:58,203 --> 00:58:59,913
- A fox?
- Over here.

946
00:59:03,583 --> 00:59:05,543
- Well, it's a--
- What the hell is it?

947
00:59:05,710 --> 00:59:07,670
- It's a....
- It's fucking ugly.

948
00:59:07,837 --> 00:59:10,340
It's got a snaggletooth.

949
00:59:10,506 --> 00:59:12,342
That thing needs to see
a fucking dentist.

950
00:59:12,508 --> 00:59:14,677
Guys, don't be mean.

951
00:59:15,136 --> 00:59:16,679
It looks kind of cute.

952
00:59:17,180 --> 00:59:18,348
Cute?

953
00:59:18,514 --> 00:59:19,933
Yeah.

954
00:59:20,099 --> 00:59:23,645
Yee. Hey, little baby.

955
00:59:24,103 --> 00:59:25,980
Where's your mummy?

956
00:59:29,943 --> 00:59:31,194
Clemsie!

957
00:59:31,611 --> 00:59:32,695
Get it off me!

958
00:59:32,862 --> 00:59:34,656
Clemsie, no! No, Clemsie, watch out.

959
00:59:34,822 --> 00:59:37,533
There's a sinkhole.
Clemsie! I've got you.

960
00:59:37,700 --> 00:59:39,327
Get the fuck off me!

961
01:00:01,766 --> 01:00:04,227
The ecstasy of death.

962
01:00:05,395 --> 01:00:07,146
You okay?

963
01:00:09,524 --> 01:00:12,568
- You are-- You're all right, Clemsie.
- Yeah.

964
01:00:12,735 --> 01:00:14,821
Yeah. I mean, yeah.

965
01:00:15,655 --> 01:00:19,158
- You killed it.
- Give Boadicea a fag.

966
01:00:30,253 --> 01:00:32,005
It's old foxy again.

967
01:00:32,171 --> 01:00:35,925
Will you stop saying it's a fucking fox?
It's clearly not a fox, is it, Willoughby?

968
01:00:43,516 --> 01:00:47,020
All right, Wootton. Death beckons.

969
01:00:47,562 --> 01:00:49,022
Your move.

970
01:00:49,188 --> 01:00:52,025
So let me see.

971
01:00:52,191 --> 01:00:55,528
I'd like to summon a demon,
please, Hargreaves.

972
01:00:55,695 --> 01:00:59,574
You would, would you? Just like that.
Bring the darkness.

973
01:00:59,741 --> 01:01:02,910
- But I'm a necromancer.
- You're a dick. Roll 20.

974
01:01:03,077 --> 01:01:04,620
If you miss, you die.

975
01:01:04,787 --> 01:01:08,374
- That's tyranny!
- That's the rules, bitch.

976
01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:10,209
Twenty.

977
01:01:10,376 --> 01:01:14,088
You know, Hargreaves, one day I'll be
a god, and then I'm gonna fucking--

978
01:01:14,255 --> 01:01:17,008
I can't quite see you
at the Arcadian orgy somehow.

979
01:01:17,175 --> 01:01:21,095
- And you're perfect sex-god material?
- Fuck off.

980
01:01:23,181 --> 01:01:24,349
What is an orgy, anyway?

981
01:01:24,515 --> 01:01:28,186
For fuck's sake, would you just roll,
please? 20 or death.

982
01:01:33,232 --> 01:01:35,193
What's that sound?

983
01:01:35,651 --> 01:01:36,778
What's that smell?

984
01:01:38,488 --> 01:01:42,158
- Ugh. Hargreaves, Jesus!
- Ha-ha-ha.

985
01:01:42,325 --> 01:01:45,203
That's evil.
Talk about summoning the dead.

986
01:01:45,370 --> 01:01:47,246
Fuck's sake, come on.

987
01:01:48,873 --> 01:01:50,750
Good grief.

988
01:01:50,917 --> 01:01:53,211
What's all this?
And why are you exposing yourself?

989
01:01:53,378 --> 01:01:55,088
Oh, sorry, sir.

990
01:01:55,630 --> 01:01:57,632
There's something you need to see.

991
01:01:59,467 --> 01:02:02,220
What is it? Someone's head? Ha-ha.

992
01:02:02,387 --> 01:02:03,930
Not just a head, sir.

993
01:02:04,097 --> 01:02:05,723
It's a whole body.

994
01:02:05,890 --> 01:02:07,141
Mm.

995
01:02:07,308 --> 01:02:09,394
Well, goodness.

996
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:10,853
I am intrigued.

997
01:02:15,691 --> 01:02:16,859
Dear God.

998
01:02:17,777 --> 01:02:21,489
- This looks like Tuesday's pudding.
- Bit of custard on it, be nice.

999
01:02:22,073 --> 01:02:25,535
- Uh, sir, it attacked Clemsie.
- I'm afraid I had to kill it, sir.

1000
01:02:25,701 --> 01:02:29,080
Sir, if you look closely,
you can still make out the jaw.

1001
01:02:29,247 --> 01:02:31,791
See? They're carnassial teeth,
clearly visible.

1002
01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:33,459
It's a carnivore.

1003
01:02:33,626 --> 01:02:38,756
I think quite possibly a rare or even
undiscovered subterranean subspecies.

1004
01:02:39,632 --> 01:02:41,175
- Aah!
- God.

1005
01:02:42,218 --> 01:02:45,471
Well, fascinating. Thank you, Matron.

1006
01:02:45,638 --> 01:02:47,056
Thank God for rat poison.

1007
01:02:47,223 --> 01:02:50,726
- I'll tell the ground staff on Sunday.
- Sir, this is way beyond rats.

1008
01:02:50,893 --> 01:02:53,271
You need to call the police now.

1009
01:02:53,646 --> 01:02:54,897
The police?

1010
01:02:55,064 --> 01:02:59,152
Clemsie, this is a school matter.
We're not bothering the rozzers.

1011
01:02:59,318 --> 01:03:02,947
- Sir, we've been to the frack site.
- No, no, no.

1012
01:03:03,114 --> 01:03:06,909
No, Mr. Spray and the ground staff
will see to the vermin on Monday.

1013
01:03:07,118 --> 01:03:08,453
Ahem. Now...

1014
01:03:08,619 --> 01:03:11,998
...in the meantime, I'm going
to have to notify your parents.

1015
01:03:12,165 --> 01:03:13,291
What?

1016
01:03:13,458 --> 01:03:15,042
I can't have pupils
wandering about...

1017
01:03:15,209 --> 01:03:17,128
...in the middle of the night
after orders--

1018
01:03:17,295 --> 01:03:19,589
- Are you serious?
- In the forest.

1019
01:03:19,755 --> 01:03:21,883
An area you all knew
was strictly out of bounds.

1020
01:03:22,049 --> 01:03:25,136
No! This is what you're going to do.

1021
01:03:25,303 --> 01:03:27,054
You're going to put us in the car...

1022
01:03:27,221 --> 01:03:29,974
...and you're going to drive us
to the nearest police station...

1023
01:03:30,141 --> 01:03:33,227
...right fucking now...

1024
01:03:34,395 --> 01:03:35,438
...sir.

1025
01:03:38,399 --> 01:03:41,319
- What exactly--?
- There's something in the woods.

1026
01:03:42,403 --> 01:03:45,031
Uh, do you have your car keys, sir?

1027
01:03:45,198 --> 01:03:50,453
Only I think we should probably be
getting off fairly soon-ish.

1028
01:04:08,554 --> 01:04:11,349
- Anybody seen Blake or Wallace?
- No, Clegg.

1029
01:04:11,516 --> 01:04:13,518
Stand up straight
when you speak to a house god.

1030
01:04:15,102 --> 01:04:18,439
And you take off
those fucking ears now.

1031
01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:22,360
Nobody leaves.

1032
01:04:27,281 --> 01:04:30,201
Keys, keys, keys.

1033
01:04:30,368 --> 01:04:33,746
- Ah. Presto.
- Thank God, let's go.

1034
01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:35,748
Wait. There won't be
enough room in the car.

1035
01:04:36,290 --> 01:04:39,001
Who's gonna stay and hold the fort?
Lawrence, you're Upper Sixth.

1036
01:04:39,168 --> 01:04:42,838
- If anyone's staying, it should be you.
- Don't be ridiculous, I'm driving.

1037
01:04:43,005 --> 01:04:45,758
You're the one who's responsible.
You and your dodgy frack buddies.

1038
01:04:45,967 --> 01:04:48,261
Now, just you jolly well hold on.

1039
01:04:48,427 --> 01:04:50,972
She's right, though, isn't she?
Your boy in the wood told us.

1040
01:04:51,138 --> 01:04:54,892
- You and Terrafrack.
- Oh, dear.

1041
01:04:55,059 --> 01:04:58,396
I fear you have been poisoned
by the ravings of a lunatic.

1042
01:04:58,563 --> 01:05:00,898
- He's not mad. He's--
- My old roommate.

1043
01:05:02,650 --> 01:05:04,485
Class of '88.

1044
01:05:05,069 --> 01:05:06,445
Old school tie.

1045
01:05:06,612 --> 01:05:09,031
Yeah? Wake up. Ha-ha-ha.

1046
01:05:09,198 --> 01:05:11,033
What's Woody been telling you, eh?

1047
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:15,413
There's a sinister evil lurking
beneath our school?

1048
01:05:15,580 --> 01:05:18,958
He's been playing the same old record
since he was 14.

1049
01:05:19,125 --> 01:05:21,294
- Now, look, boys, boys.
- Ahem.

1050
01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:23,629
I get it. And girls.

1051
01:05:23,796 --> 01:05:27,633
The world's a bloody mess
and you want someone to blame.

1052
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:33,347
But the truth is, there is nothing
dodgy about Terrafrack.

1053
01:05:33,514 --> 01:05:38,811
They are a heavily regulated
and highly reputable energy supplier.

1054
01:05:38,978 --> 01:05:40,396
And without their help...

1055
01:05:40,563 --> 01:05:45,276
...we simply do not have the funds
to maintain our school. Fact.

1056
01:05:46,652 --> 01:05:47,987
Don't try and stop me, Chippy.

1057
01:05:48,613 --> 01:05:52,450
And while we're talking about facts,
I am getting sick to death...

1058
01:05:52,617 --> 01:05:56,037
...of this endless scaremongering
about hydraulic fracking.

1059
01:05:56,203 --> 01:05:58,080
There is no danger.

1060
01:05:58,247 --> 01:06:00,791
There is no risk.
The only genuine risk...

1061
01:06:00,958 --> 01:06:04,462
...is of a bankrupt United Kingdom
with no affordable energy.

1062
01:06:04,629 --> 01:06:08,215
Or worse,
energy entirely dependent on China!

1063
01:06:08,382 --> 01:06:10,343
Well, by golly...

1064
01:06:10,509 --> 01:06:13,429
...you may not care
about this country of ours...

1065
01:06:13,596 --> 01:06:15,765
...but I'm not giving up
without a fight.

1066
01:06:15,931 --> 01:06:20,186
We are drilling for shale gas
if it's the last thing we--

1067
01:06:20,645 --> 01:06:23,814
Podge! There's a big dog.

1068
01:06:58,557 --> 01:07:00,601
To the Skoda!

1069
01:07:02,978 --> 01:07:04,647
Open it.

1070
01:07:05,231 --> 01:07:07,566
Damn, it's a rental, you see.
The Jag's got a flat.

1071
01:07:07,733 --> 01:07:09,944
- Are you serious?
- Try again, open the door!

1072
01:07:10,986 --> 01:07:13,155
You're pressing the wrong button.
Give that to me.

1073
01:07:14,532 --> 01:07:17,410
- How did you do that?
- Fuck's sake, just get in and drive.

1074
01:07:18,536 --> 01:07:20,371
- Seat belts, everyone.
- Hurry!

1075
01:07:20,538 --> 01:07:22,164
I'm going as fast as I can!

1076
01:07:22,832 --> 01:07:25,960
- I am not driving without my seat belt.
- Please, sir, just hurry up.

1077
01:07:26,127 --> 01:07:28,879
- You're making me nervous!
- You're making me nervous, sir.

1078
01:07:29,046 --> 01:07:30,798
Brace yourselves, children.

1079
01:07:35,886 --> 01:07:37,680
Mr. Chips.

1080
01:07:39,473 --> 01:07:40,641
Oh, no.

1081
01:07:40,808 --> 01:07:43,519
- Chips. Chippy. Dear God!
- Goodbye, Mr. Chips.

1082
01:07:43,686 --> 01:07:45,938
- What the hell is he doing?
- Give him a moment.

1083
01:07:46,105 --> 01:07:48,566
- He reversed over his best friend.
- What was it?

1084
01:07:48,733 --> 01:07:51,402
Some kind of rare, undiscovered
subterranean subspecies.

1085
01:07:51,569 --> 01:07:53,738
And you've pissed it off!

1086
01:08:38,491 --> 01:08:40,659
- Stop!
- We're in a fucking hedge.

1087
01:08:40,826 --> 01:08:41,869
Let me drive.

1088
01:08:51,462 --> 01:08:56,926
Once on a high and windy hill

1089
01:09:00,137 --> 01:09:05,559
In the morning mist
Two lovers kissed

1090
01:09:05,726 --> 01:09:07,269
Don!

1091
01:09:07,436 --> 01:09:09,021
Stop!

1092
01:09:09,188 --> 01:09:11,148
Don, fucking brake now!

1093
01:09:17,905 --> 01:09:20,115
Jesus Christ.

1094
01:09:35,130 --> 01:09:38,592
- Oh, Clemsie, that is a lot of glass.
- Is it dead?

1095
01:09:38,759 --> 01:09:40,177
Dead?

1096
01:09:41,637 --> 01:09:43,222
It's been dissected.

1097
01:09:43,597 --> 01:09:47,226
Really, Clemsie? That's the second
living thing you've killed this evening.

1098
01:09:47,393 --> 01:09:49,061
Guys...

1099
01:09:49,228 --> 01:09:51,146
...how many more are there?

1100
01:10:09,623 --> 01:10:13,669
- What? Why are you stopping?
- Clemsie, come on, drive.

1101
01:10:15,546 --> 01:10:17,590
I have to go back.

1102
01:10:19,508 --> 01:10:21,385
It's Smudger, I....

1103
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:23,762
I can't leave him.

1104
01:10:25,556 --> 01:10:27,433
He's my brother.

1105
01:10:29,310 --> 01:10:31,186
Smudger?

1106
01:10:31,353 --> 01:10:32,855
He's your brother?

1107
01:10:34,106 --> 01:10:35,608
Yeah.

1108
01:10:36,567 --> 01:10:40,321
Of course. Yeah,
we got to go back for your brother.

1109
01:10:40,696 --> 01:10:42,781
Do we, though?

1110
01:10:42,948 --> 01:10:45,492
- Thank you, Don.
- Clemsie, he's your brother.

1111
01:10:45,659 --> 01:10:47,536
We can't leave your brother behind,
can we?

1112
01:10:47,703 --> 01:10:49,872
Come on, guys, we can do this.

1113
01:10:50,039 --> 01:10:52,541
We are all going to die.

1114
01:10:56,754 --> 01:10:58,213
Guys, what happened out there?

1115
01:10:58,631 --> 01:11:00,841
- Clemsie ran into a creature.
- Where's Mr. Houseman?

1116
01:11:01,008 --> 01:11:03,093
- No sign of him. Clegg's gone too.
- Clegg?

1117
01:11:03,260 --> 01:11:05,095
Maybe he's been eaten.

1118
01:11:06,263 --> 01:11:08,307
- Don't get your hopes up.
- We need to hurry up.

1119
01:11:08,474 --> 01:11:09,558
What time is it?

1120
01:11:10,684 --> 01:11:11,936
It's tool-up time.

1121
01:11:13,771 --> 01:11:15,689
- What is all that crap?
- It's games cupboard.

1122
01:11:15,856 --> 01:11:17,566
You can find anything in here.

1123
01:11:18,525 --> 01:11:22,112
- Last worn by the Duke of Clarence.
- Last worn by Hargreaves.

1124
01:11:22,279 --> 01:11:23,822
- Wait a sec.
- Gross.

1125
01:11:24,406 --> 01:11:27,076
- You thinking what I'm thinking?
- Just needs some petrol.

1126
01:11:27,242 --> 01:11:28,827
Get fucking real.

1127
01:11:40,005 --> 01:11:41,340
Where is your brother?

1128
01:11:43,676 --> 01:11:44,927
He's at a party.

1129
01:11:54,979 --> 01:11:56,939
Cripes. He's gonna finger her.

1130
01:11:57,314 --> 01:11:58,399
Oh, he is.

1131
01:11:58,565 --> 01:12:01,485
- He is, he's a bloody animal.
- Let me have a go, please.

1132
01:12:01,652 --> 01:12:03,529
- No.
- Give him a bloody go.

1133
01:12:03,696 --> 01:12:05,531
- You're torturing him.
- I want a go.

1134
01:12:05,698 --> 01:12:08,784
This is it.
This is Smudger's initiation.

1135
01:12:09,576 --> 01:12:13,664
A "let's wear togas
and talk fucking Latin" orgy.

1136
01:12:13,831 --> 01:12:16,166
- We have to stop it at once.
- Good luck with that.

1137
01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:18,419
They've been planning this all term.

1138
01:12:18,585 --> 01:12:20,879
No wonder the country's fucked.

1139
01:12:21,380 --> 01:12:23,090
Being run by these knobheads.

1140
01:12:23,257 --> 01:12:24,842
Get him out! It's an emergency.

1141
01:12:25,009 --> 01:12:27,011
I don't speak Latin.
Anyway, you're Upper Sixth.

1142
01:12:27,177 --> 01:12:31,140
- Aren't there rules about these things?
- Don, he's my brother. He's....

1143
01:12:33,392 --> 01:12:36,603
- He's--
- He's getting anointed by the head boy.

1144
01:12:36,770 --> 01:12:39,857
- Wow. His hands are massive.
- Please, Don.

1145
01:12:40,024 --> 01:12:43,110
- For me.
- All right. Come on, Will.

1146
01:12:43,277 --> 01:12:45,738
Right-o. Yes.
I'll just keep watch from up here.

1147
01:12:45,904 --> 01:12:48,157
What do you mean, keep watch?
Come on, give me a hand.

1148
01:12:48,323 --> 01:12:50,701
A hand? "Never touch the balls," right?

1149
01:12:50,868 --> 01:12:52,953
Especially his.

1150
01:12:54,246 --> 01:12:57,875
Make way for the head of school!

1151
01:13:03,255 --> 01:13:05,966
- Poppet.
- Caesari.

1152
01:13:08,886 --> 01:13:11,221
"Never touch the balls."

1153
01:13:11,972 --> 01:13:13,682
What a load of bollocks.

1154
01:13:16,643 --> 01:13:19,021
What the devil's going on? What--?

1155
01:13:19,188 --> 01:13:21,023
Matthew!

1156
01:13:21,398 --> 01:13:22,900
Where's everybody--?

1157
01:13:23,067 --> 01:13:25,903
Hargreaves? Bello?

1158
01:13:28,572 --> 01:13:29,740
Sparta!

1159
01:13:35,204 --> 01:13:36,246
Poppet.

1160
01:13:36,413 --> 01:13:38,874
Cor, I don't half fancy you.

1161
01:13:39,041 --> 01:13:42,002
Mmm, I love it when you talk dirty.

1162
01:13:45,631 --> 01:13:47,883
Smudger. Smudger, wake up.

1163
01:13:48,050 --> 01:13:49,676
It's time to go, mate.

1164
01:13:49,843 --> 01:13:52,304
Come on, mate. It's breakfast time.

1165
01:13:52,471 --> 01:13:53,931
All right. Come on.

1166
01:13:54,098 --> 01:13:55,349
Clemsie's here, mate.

1167
01:13:55,516 --> 01:13:59,770
And the, uh-- The headmaster's
been eaten by a wild animal.

1168
01:13:59,937 --> 01:14:01,146
And you've shit yourself.

1169
01:14:01,313 --> 01:14:02,356
Smudger!

1170
01:14:02,523 --> 01:14:05,400
We got to go and if you think
I'm carrying you, you got another--

1171
01:14:05,567 --> 01:14:07,402
- A new boy.
- No, no, I'm not part of this.

1172
01:14:07,569 --> 01:14:10,030
- Restrain him.
- No, no. I'm just visiting. No, no, no!

1173
01:14:10,197 --> 01:14:13,033
- Where did they come from?
- The Minotaur's back.

1174
01:14:13,784 --> 01:14:16,286
Hey, stop! We've got to get
out of here, you lunatics.

1175
01:14:16,453 --> 01:14:18,997
Start listening-- Oh, fucking hell.

1176
01:14:19,164 --> 01:14:20,999
- What are you doing?
- He's going Fifty Shades.

1177
01:14:21,166 --> 01:14:22,668
What? Give it back now.

1178
01:14:24,128 --> 01:14:27,297
- Oh, this is not going to plan.
- We gotta go help him.

1179
01:14:27,464 --> 01:14:30,384
- He's having fun.
- Willoughby, get down here quick!

1180
01:14:30,926 --> 01:14:33,303
You don't get this type of thing
in Doncaster, you know.

1181
01:14:33,470 --> 01:14:35,889
Fuck! We gotta go save them both.
Right. You take that.

1182
01:14:36,056 --> 01:14:38,517
- Help!
- You two with me. Come on.

1183
01:14:50,654 --> 01:14:53,115
- I've come to get you, Wallace. Shh.
- Christ.

1184
01:14:53,657 --> 01:14:57,953
When this lot wake up, they're gonna
find you skinned like a rabbit.

1185
01:15:00,455 --> 01:15:03,417
Do you know what that
means? No, of course you fucking don't.

1186
01:15:03,584 --> 01:15:08,755
It's Latin for "I'm gonna fuck
your face."

1187
01:15:09,882 --> 01:15:11,049
Bloody hell.

1188
01:15:11,216 --> 01:15:13,093
- It's Clegg.
- Clegg?

1189
01:15:13,260 --> 01:15:15,220
- Who's he gonna shag?
- Uh....

1190
01:15:16,054 --> 01:15:17,890
Wallace, by the looks of it.

1191
01:15:18,056 --> 01:15:19,641
Let me have another go, please.

1192
01:15:19,808 --> 01:15:21,351
What the hell is going on here?!

1193
01:15:21,518 --> 01:15:24,938
There's no power.
Sparta's completely empty.

1194
01:15:25,105 --> 01:15:27,191
Who put me to bed?

1195
01:15:32,321 --> 01:15:34,281
You're so warm.

1196
01:15:34,448 --> 01:15:36,825
And wet.

1197
01:15:37,284 --> 01:15:38,577
And wide?

1198
01:15:42,706 --> 01:15:44,708
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

1199
01:15:48,212 --> 01:15:49,838
What was that?

1200
01:15:52,257 --> 01:15:54,593
- It's happening.
- Aah!

1201
01:15:56,094 --> 01:15:58,555
- I'm a necromancer.
- He's got a big knife. There's an orgy.

1202
01:15:58,722 --> 01:16:01,433
Stop shouting.
I've got a splitting headache.

1203
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:03,518
- The head's dead.
- And so is his dog.

1204
01:16:13,237 --> 01:16:14,404
Wallace....

1205
01:16:20,410 --> 01:16:22,120
- Don!
- Oh!

1206
01:16:22,287 --> 01:16:25,207
- Oh, you came for me. Thank God.
- Right. Help me carry Smudger.

1207
01:16:25,374 --> 01:16:27,709
- Yeah, your brother. Yeah, yeah.
- Mummy.

1208
01:16:35,676 --> 01:16:37,010
What are you doing with this?

1209
01:16:37,177 --> 01:16:38,971
This pike saved the First Earl
of Slaughter from the beast--

1210
01:16:41,139 --> 01:16:42,516
What the devil?

1211
01:16:45,852 --> 01:16:47,646
We've been trying to tell you, sir.

1212
01:16:53,277 --> 01:16:54,403
Sir, come on.

1213
01:17:42,701 --> 01:17:44,453
I rather think it's dead, don't you?

1214
01:17:45,912 --> 01:17:47,998
- Sorry, sir.
- Sorry, sir.

1215
01:17:51,126 --> 01:17:52,544
We should find somewhere to hide.

1216
01:17:52,711 --> 01:17:54,838
- Like now.
- Smokers' corner?

1217
01:18:09,436 --> 01:18:12,481
So pretty dark. Hmm?

1218
01:18:14,232 --> 01:18:16,777
Do you think
we've hit the bottom yet?

1219
01:18:19,154 --> 01:18:22,616
It's funny to think an hour ago,
I was about to top myself.

1220
01:18:22,783 --> 01:18:25,369
And here we are fighting for our lives.

1221
01:18:29,289 --> 01:18:30,749
He looks like he's given up.

1222
01:18:31,833 --> 01:18:35,170
Come on. We need to keep moving.
Get back to the house.

1223
01:18:36,713 --> 01:18:38,173
Save the children.

1224
01:18:38,340 --> 01:18:41,635
- Try and save the children.
- Mr. Houseman, sir?

1225
01:18:42,511 --> 01:18:45,639
We-- We need you, right?

1226
01:18:46,098 --> 01:18:49,101
Please, help us.

1227
01:18:50,268 --> 01:18:53,605
Yes. Help. Yes, help you.

1228
01:18:53,772 --> 01:18:55,941
Right. Um.... Ahem.

1229
01:18:56,108 --> 01:18:57,484
Where did they come from?

1230
01:18:57,651 --> 01:19:00,404
- The creatures, where are they from?
- Out of the ground. We think.

1231
01:19:00,570 --> 01:19:03,073
- There must be a nest somewhere.
- And how many are there?

1232
01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:04,950
Dunno, sir.

1233
01:19:05,242 --> 01:19:08,161
"Dunno"? "Dunno"?

1234
01:19:08,328 --> 01:19:12,165
"Don't know." For heaven's sake,
enunciate, Wootton.

1235
01:19:12,332 --> 01:19:14,376
- Sit up. Don't slouch.
- Sorry, sir.

1236
01:19:14,543 --> 01:19:15,752
- Keep it together.
- Yes, sir.

1237
01:19:15,919 --> 01:19:17,963
There were 4 at the river
plus one that ate the head.

1238
01:19:18,130 --> 01:19:19,589
- So there's 5.
- At least 5.

1239
01:19:19,756 --> 01:19:24,136
Right, so we must assume
that there is a-- A herd or a pack...

1240
01:19:24,302 --> 01:19:28,098
...or a hive. I'm sorry, I don't know
what the correct collective noun is.

1241
01:19:28,265 --> 01:19:29,307
Frack?

1242
01:19:30,851 --> 01:19:32,144
- A frack sounds good.
- I agree.

1243
01:19:32,310 --> 01:19:34,354
- Yeah, I like frack.
- Me too.

1244
01:19:34,521 --> 01:19:36,481
Jolly good. A frack of--
But a frack of what?

1245
01:19:36,648 --> 01:19:38,150
Who the frack cares?

1246
01:19:38,316 --> 01:19:40,318
They ate half the Upper Sixth.

1247
01:19:40,485 --> 01:19:42,362
Alive.

1248
01:19:42,529 --> 01:19:46,032
Smudger, I'm sorry. At least they died
doing something they enjoyed.

1249
01:19:48,285 --> 01:19:50,036
- A distress flare.
- Someone's in distress.

1250
01:19:50,203 --> 01:19:53,331
- We need to call the army.
- It probably is the army...

1251
01:19:53,498 --> 01:19:55,041
...in distress.

1252
01:19:56,126 --> 01:19:57,210
The cadet range.

1253
01:19:57,794 --> 01:19:59,087
Team...

1254
01:19:59,921 --> 01:20:02,132
...we need firepower.

1255
01:20:14,978 --> 01:20:16,313
Stand back.

1256
01:20:16,480 --> 01:20:18,148
I'm gonna ram it.

1257
01:20:18,315 --> 01:20:20,609
Wait, where's Smudger?

1258
01:20:22,152 --> 01:20:23,778
Back door's open.

1259
01:20:24,029 --> 01:20:25,739
Right. Come on.

1260
01:20:26,531 --> 01:20:28,992
- Ugh-- Damn shoulder.
- Sorry, sir.

1261
01:20:29,159 --> 01:20:31,286
Think I dislocated it.

1262
01:20:33,205 --> 01:20:35,874
- Guns. Firepower.
- Now we can blow shit up.

1263
01:20:36,041 --> 01:20:37,709
- Language, Wootton.
- Sorry, sir.

1264
01:20:37,876 --> 01:20:39,628
- Hargreaves, get the generator on.
- Right.

1265
01:20:39,794 --> 01:20:41,755
- Girls, glow sticks.
- Sir.

1266
01:20:41,922 --> 01:20:43,381
- Willoughby, water.
- Sir.

1267
01:20:43,548 --> 01:20:44,966
- Smudger.
- Yeah?

1268
01:20:45,133 --> 01:20:47,260
Find yourself some trousers
for God's sake.

1269
01:20:47,427 --> 01:20:49,221
Right. Let's have a look at this.

1270
01:20:50,347 --> 01:20:52,974
- Don. Throw me the bat.
- Sir?

1271
01:20:57,062 --> 01:20:58,980
- Sorry, sir.
- Shoulder.

1272
01:20:59,147 --> 01:21:00,857
- Are you all right?
- It's the old wound.

1273
01:21:01,399 --> 01:21:03,276
Killed my cricketing career,
you know?

1274
01:21:03,443 --> 01:21:05,612
Could have bowled for England
once upon a time.

1275
01:21:07,155 --> 01:21:08,823
You're a good man, sir.
You know that.

1276
01:21:09,699 --> 01:21:13,245
Yes, well, maybe thank me
when we're all out of here, yes?

1277
01:21:13,411 --> 01:21:15,914
Now, be a good boy
and smash that lock off.

1278
01:21:18,166 --> 01:21:20,544
Oh. Aha!

1279
01:21:20,710 --> 01:21:23,630
- Whoo!
- Let there be light.

1280
01:21:26,550 --> 01:21:27,884
Good heavens.

1281
01:21:29,010 --> 01:21:30,929
Looking for these, are we?

1282
01:21:31,888 --> 01:21:33,431
Matty.

1283
01:21:33,598 --> 01:21:34,766
You're alive.

1284
01:21:34,933 --> 01:21:38,937
- Thank God. Are you all right?
- I'm fine, sir. It's just a scratch.

1285
01:21:39,104 --> 01:21:41,523
Right, well, very happy to hear that.
Very happy indeed.

1286
01:21:41,690 --> 01:21:43,858
Now, we have to get
this gun rack open at once.

1287
01:21:44,025 --> 01:21:46,861
You're not thinking of giving firearms
to these two, are you, sir?

1288
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:49,990
Well, yes.
We've got to get all hands on deck.

1289
01:21:53,827 --> 01:21:55,620
- What the--?
- These two degenerates...

1290
01:21:55,787 --> 01:21:57,372
...need to answer for their crime.

1291
01:21:57,539 --> 01:22:00,709
- What are you talking about crimes?
- The school ties, sir.

1292
01:22:00,875 --> 01:22:03,003
In the downstairs lavatories.

1293
01:22:03,587 --> 01:22:05,505
And over my door.

1294
01:22:05,672 --> 01:22:09,259
- Willoughby?
- Was it your idea of a little joke?

1295
01:22:10,218 --> 01:22:11,344
You and Seymour?

1296
01:22:12,804 --> 01:22:15,599
A pleb and a queer.

1297
01:22:16,182 --> 01:22:19,060
Tell me, Blake, am I going
to find you buggering him too?

1298
01:22:19,227 --> 01:22:20,478
Matty, stop it.

1299
01:22:20,645 --> 01:22:22,897
We can talk about that later.
Now is not the time.

1300
01:22:23,064 --> 01:22:26,192
- You've lost a lot of blood.
- There's always one or two, sir.

1301
01:22:26,359 --> 01:22:30,280
- Trying to destroy our school.
- And what would be the point?

1302
01:22:30,447 --> 01:22:34,284
- There will always be pricks like you.
- Matty, put that gun down!

1303
01:22:34,451 --> 01:22:35,493
Matthew!

1304
01:22:35,994 --> 01:22:38,705
Lower your weapon! That's an order!

1305
01:22:39,331 --> 01:22:41,666
- Aah!
- Jesus Christ, Clegg!

1306
01:22:41,833 --> 01:22:43,501
I'm establishing a new order.

1307
01:22:46,421 --> 01:22:47,464
It's madness!

1308
01:22:47,631 --> 01:22:50,842
- This is doomsday.
- Matthew, disgraceful behaviour.

1309
01:22:52,093 --> 01:22:54,012
Wallace, Blake. On your feet now.

1310
01:22:54,179 --> 01:22:55,180
For fuck's sake.

1311
01:22:55,347 --> 01:22:58,433
We'll shove these two perverts
out the front door.

1312
01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:01,895
And while they're being eaten alive,
we can make a run for the tunnels.

1313
01:23:02,062 --> 01:23:04,105
- You're not serious.
- Yes.

1314
01:23:04,272 --> 01:23:06,024
- Clegg, you're a sick bastard.
- Hey!

1315
01:23:06,191 --> 01:23:09,361
I'm giving you a chance
to be school martyrs.

1316
01:23:10,612 --> 01:23:12,405
They may even put your name up
on a plaque.

1317
01:23:13,073 --> 01:23:15,617
The first Wallace to die
like a gentleman.

1318
01:23:15,784 --> 01:23:18,119
Think how proud your daddy would be.

1319
01:23:18,286 --> 01:23:19,788
- No, you didn't.
- Hey.

1320
01:23:19,954 --> 01:23:22,957
Matthew, will you stop doing that?!

1321
01:23:23,124 --> 01:23:24,959
Outside. Both of you. Now.

1322
01:23:25,126 --> 01:23:27,921
Everyone else, stand by.

1323
01:23:36,471 --> 01:23:38,264
A signal.

1324
01:23:41,685 --> 01:23:43,144
- Audrey.
- Meredith.

1325
01:23:44,354 --> 01:23:46,189
Audrey, my darling. I'm here.

1326
01:23:46,606 --> 01:23:49,025
We're all-- The children.

1327
01:23:49,734 --> 01:23:51,194
Yes, they're safe. Look.

1328
01:23:51,695 --> 01:23:54,531
- They're with me.
- We need to speak.

1329
01:23:55,699 --> 01:23:57,659
Something terrible has happened
at the school.

1330
01:23:57,826 --> 01:24:00,495
- Meredith, you're breaking up.
- Audrey, can you hear me?

1331
01:24:01,246 --> 01:24:03,081
Audrey, you must call for help, please.

1332
01:24:03,748 --> 01:24:05,917
- Text her before we lose the signal.
- Yes.

1333
01:24:07,585 --> 01:24:10,338
- SOS Slaughterhouse.
- I can't hear you.

1334
01:24:10,922 --> 01:24:13,508
- Sausages?
- Bloody auto-text.

1335
01:24:15,552 --> 01:24:18,763
- Help me!
- Enough, Clegg. Let him go.

1336
01:24:19,639 --> 01:24:21,224
Put your hands in the air.

1337
01:24:21,725 --> 01:24:24,853
I'm not taking orders
from a 4th year, Hargreaves.

1338
01:24:25,019 --> 01:24:26,688
I'm not gonna ask you again.

1339
01:24:26,855 --> 01:24:29,190
You don't understand. This is war!

1340
01:24:29,858 --> 01:24:32,652
No, this is Sparta.

1341
01:24:37,991 --> 01:24:39,367
Hargreaves...

1342
01:24:39,534 --> 01:24:42,162
...you shot me in the neck. Wow.

1343
01:24:43,705 --> 01:24:46,332
Fuck. Oh, God.

1344
01:24:47,417 --> 01:24:49,335
Fuck. Fuck.

1345
01:24:49,502 --> 01:24:52,088
You're a fucking disgrace to the house!

1346
01:24:53,923 --> 01:24:57,177
You pathetic fucking plebs.

1347
01:25:07,312 --> 01:25:08,897
Hold on, Matty!

1348
01:25:10,815 --> 01:25:12,442
Get off him!

1349
01:25:14,903 --> 01:25:16,446
Get off!

1350
01:25:16,780 --> 01:25:17,822
Matty!

1351
01:25:24,496 --> 01:25:26,998
Meredith. Meredith.

1352
01:25:27,165 --> 01:25:28,666
Meredith.

1353
01:25:30,794 --> 01:25:34,714
Children, save yourselves!
Get to the tunnels.

1354
01:25:38,176 --> 01:25:39,344
Jesus.

1355
01:25:39,761 --> 01:25:41,679
You heard him. Now's our chance.

1356
01:25:43,014 --> 01:25:44,265
- Run.
- The tunnels.

1357
01:25:46,976 --> 01:25:50,146
Meredith? No, Meredith?

1358
01:25:50,313 --> 01:25:53,900
You're breaking up.
Look, I'm not coming home, Meredith.

1359
01:25:54,067 --> 01:25:55,401
I'm sorry.

1360
01:25:55,568 --> 01:25:58,905
It's over for us. It's over.

1361
01:26:00,865 --> 01:26:02,492
Come on.

1362
01:26:05,954 --> 01:26:08,790
I can't run in these bloody wellies.

1363
01:26:14,045 --> 01:26:15,964
- Run!
- Run, come on.

1364
01:26:16,130 --> 01:26:18,383
Run. Come on!

1365
01:26:18,550 --> 01:26:21,469
Come on, Smudge. Get up! Get up.

1366
01:26:23,847 --> 01:26:25,473
Come on.

1367
01:26:38,695 --> 01:26:41,573
- Someone's had the same idea.
- The not-so-very-secret tunnels.

1368
01:26:41,739 --> 01:26:44,450
Well, who's going first?

1369
01:26:45,076 --> 01:26:46,786
Ladies?

1370
01:26:49,831 --> 01:26:51,624
Excuse me. Coming through.

1371
01:26:52,417 --> 01:26:54,586
Come on, go, go, go.

1372
01:27:00,133 --> 01:27:02,176
Oh, Christ.

1373
01:27:05,555 --> 01:27:07,724
Tunnels, my ass. This is a sewer.

1374
01:27:13,021 --> 01:27:14,689
Hey, I know this.

1375
01:27:14,856 --> 01:27:17,984
- The story of the school.
- Hey, what's that say?

1376
01:27:18,151 --> 01:27:21,779
Look. It's the First Earl
driving the beast back into its cave.

1377
01:27:21,946 --> 01:27:24,198
The First Earl constructed
the original house...

1378
01:27:24,365 --> 01:27:26,492
...on top of the beast's lair.

1379
01:27:26,659 --> 01:27:29,454
This whole labyrinth was carved out
by the beast itself.

1380
01:27:29,621 --> 01:27:33,791
So we're hiding in its fucking lair?
Thanks, Mr. Houseman.

1381
01:27:33,958 --> 01:27:36,002
Coming down here was
a really crap idea!

1382
01:27:36,169 --> 01:27:39,756
- Wootton finally passed the house test.
- Nice one. Shame we're all gonna die.

1383
01:27:39,923 --> 01:27:40,965
Tough.

1384
01:27:41,132 --> 01:27:43,176
- Shut up, Willoughby.
- Maybe we should go back.

1385
01:27:43,343 --> 01:27:45,053
To where that creature's waiting?

1386
01:27:46,387 --> 01:27:47,764
What was that?

1387
01:27:49,891 --> 01:27:52,393
- Something touched my leg.
- That was me. Sorry.

1388
01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:54,687
Your hands are fucking freezing.

1389
01:27:54,854 --> 01:27:57,398
- Shall we split up?
- Split up? Are you insane?

1390
01:27:57,565 --> 01:27:59,984
Mathematically speaking,
our chances of finding the way--

1391
01:28:00,151 --> 01:28:03,488
Mathematically speaking,
we're the square root of fucked!

1392
01:28:05,239 --> 01:28:08,409
- It followed us. It's got into the tunnel!
- Aah!

1393
01:28:19,545 --> 01:28:20,588
Oh, no.

1394
01:28:20,755 --> 01:28:22,924
There's gotta be another way out.

1395
01:28:24,008 --> 01:28:25,635
We're gonna die down here.

1396
01:28:25,802 --> 01:28:28,262
- Like Teddy Chapman.
- I'm gonna die unfulfilled.

1397
01:28:28,429 --> 01:28:32,392
- I'm gonna die a virgin.
- I'm gonna die in Greek sandals.

1398
01:28:35,687 --> 01:28:37,897
Where the fuck do we go now?

1399
01:28:44,570 --> 01:28:47,073
You two still looking for some drugs?

1400
01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:49,367
Woody Chapman? Thank God.

1401
01:28:49,534 --> 01:28:51,703
- He's Woody Chapman?
- Never heard of him.

1402
01:28:51,869 --> 01:28:54,455
Anyone seen my little brother?

1403
01:28:55,123 --> 01:28:59,585
Huh? Teddy! I've come back for you!

1404
01:29:00,753 --> 01:29:02,255
- Woody?
- I've gotta find little Ted.

1405
01:29:02,422 --> 01:29:03,965
Woody, so sorry, mate.

1406
01:29:04,132 --> 01:29:07,301
Teddy's gone, okay? But you need
to help us get out of here.

1407
01:29:08,261 --> 01:29:10,555
There ain't any way out of hell.

1408
01:29:10,722 --> 01:29:12,557
Don't be daft. You got out before.
Remember?

1409
01:29:12,724 --> 01:29:14,892
Yeah, you came down with Teddy.
You tried to escape.

1410
01:29:15,059 --> 01:29:18,271
Escape? We weren't trying to escape.

1411
01:29:18,438 --> 01:29:20,648
We were trying to blow up the school.

1412
01:29:21,315 --> 01:29:23,443
We all knew about the gas down here.

1413
01:29:23,609 --> 01:29:26,112
- Blow it up?
- Like Guy Fawkes?

1414
01:29:26,279 --> 01:29:27,530
Like kaboom!

1415
01:29:29,407 --> 01:29:31,617
It was my idea.

1416
01:29:32,243 --> 01:29:33,745
We got separated.

1417
01:29:34,704 --> 01:29:36,539
I lost Teddy.

1418
01:29:36,998 --> 01:29:38,291
Something happened.

1419
01:29:38,458 --> 01:29:41,210
It was them, weren't it?
Those creatures.

1420
01:29:41,711 --> 01:29:43,629
- The beasts.
- You got out, right?

1421
01:29:44,672 --> 01:29:46,299
How?

1422
01:29:46,966 --> 01:29:48,885
- Found a path.
- A path?

1423
01:29:49,052 --> 01:29:50,386
- What path?
- There's a path?

1424
01:29:50,553 --> 01:29:53,806
The path to immortality.

1425
01:29:53,973 --> 01:29:56,851
- Lucky.
- Yeah. And now?

1426
01:30:02,523 --> 01:30:03,608
Unlucky.

1427
01:30:16,537 --> 01:30:17,538
What do we do now?

1428
01:30:18,164 --> 01:30:20,666
We need a distraction,
like a feint move in chess.

1429
01:30:20,833 --> 01:30:22,543
- Yes, yes, exactly.
- Will?

1430
01:30:22,710 --> 01:30:25,379
- You distract it, mate.
- What?

1431
01:30:27,173 --> 01:30:29,467
That light. These creatures...

1432
01:30:29,634 --> 01:30:32,053
- ...they're subt-- Subterran--
- They live underground.

1433
01:30:32,220 --> 01:30:33,429
- They live underground.
- Yes.

1434
01:30:33,596 --> 01:30:37,642
And it's dark underground.
So these creatures must hate light.

1435
01:30:37,809 --> 01:30:39,185
- Give me your torch.
- It's mine.

1436
01:30:39,352 --> 01:30:41,270
Hand it over. I'm a prefect.

1437
01:30:41,437 --> 01:30:43,940
- And I'm a house god.
- Fair play.

1438
01:30:44,107 --> 01:30:46,275
Sparta '88.

1439
01:30:46,901 --> 01:30:48,611
Have some of this, you little bitch.

1440
01:30:49,237 --> 01:30:53,783
I am a servant of the Secret Fire,
wielder of the Flame of Anor.

1441
01:30:53,950 --> 01:30:57,245
Go back to the shadows.
Go back to the....

1442
01:30:57,411 --> 01:30:59,205
There's nothing to be frightened of.

1443
01:30:59,831 --> 01:31:01,415
What's this?

1444
01:31:02,291 --> 01:31:03,376
Huh?

1445
01:31:04,252 --> 01:31:05,336
Look.

1446
01:31:08,047 --> 01:31:09,841
Oh, there's my boy.

1447
01:31:12,677 --> 01:31:13,970
That's a good boy.

1448
01:31:14,345 --> 01:31:17,056
He's like a doggy. Hey.

1449
01:31:17,223 --> 01:31:20,560
Actually, he's all right. He's quite nice.

1450
01:31:20,726 --> 01:31:24,021
- You genius. It worked.
- And I got an E in Biology.

1451
01:31:25,857 --> 01:31:27,608
Where's the cats? Where's the cats?

1452
01:31:42,999 --> 01:31:45,418
That was close. Ha-ha.

1453
01:31:46,210 --> 01:31:50,173
I shouldn't have said "cats."
I shouldn't have said "cats."

1454
01:31:51,716 --> 01:31:54,385
Teddy. Huh.

1455
01:31:54,552 --> 01:31:56,220
What are you doing here?

1456
01:31:56,762 --> 01:31:58,514
Teddy.

1457
01:31:58,681 --> 01:32:00,474
Of course there's a way out.

1458
01:32:00,641 --> 01:32:02,185
You just gotta follow the....

1459
01:32:05,104 --> 01:32:07,106
You gotta follow the....

1460
01:32:44,810 --> 01:32:46,646
A dead end!

1461
01:32:46,812 --> 01:32:49,190
Path? Where--?
Where's this fucking path?

1462
01:32:50,775 --> 01:32:52,068
There's an air current.

1463
01:32:52,235 --> 01:32:54,111
It's defogging my--

1464
01:32:54,570 --> 01:32:56,322
The path to immorality.

1465
01:32:56,656 --> 01:32:59,242
- Go down there. Go!
- Immortality.

1466
01:32:59,408 --> 01:33:02,787
- Doesn't matter.
- Go on, quick. Go, quick.

1467
01:33:05,206 --> 01:33:07,583
- Come on.
- It's coming.

1468
01:33:28,437 --> 01:33:31,148
- They're right above us.
- There.

1469
01:33:36,070 --> 01:33:40,116
- It's the bloody frack.
- And that's our bloody way out.

1470
01:33:40,741 --> 01:33:42,159
- Don, your tie.
- What?

1471
01:33:42,326 --> 01:33:43,411
Give me your tie.

1472
01:33:47,748 --> 01:33:50,126
Finally hit the bottom, eh?

1473
01:33:51,544 --> 01:33:53,754
Be a flame, Ducky.

1474
01:33:55,506 --> 01:33:57,466
Welcome to hell, you son of a bitch!

1475
01:33:58,175 --> 01:34:00,678
- Willoughby!
- Willoughby!

1476
01:34:03,639 --> 01:34:06,017
Hey, let's get out now!

1477
01:34:06,183 --> 01:34:07,685
Willoughby!

1478
01:34:08,602 --> 01:34:10,438
Don! Come on!

1479
01:34:15,443 --> 01:34:17,403
Don, come on.

1480
01:34:22,575 --> 01:34:24,785
- Don't fucking die.
- Go!

1481
01:34:38,341 --> 01:34:39,759
Dab of snuff?

1482
01:34:50,353 --> 01:34:51,729
Go!

1483
01:35:16,045 --> 01:35:18,464
Will. Will, give me your lighter.

1484
01:35:19,131 --> 01:35:20,800
It isn't mine. It was his.

1485
01:35:25,721 --> 01:35:27,264
Come on, Seymour.

1486
01:35:27,431 --> 01:35:29,600
If you're out there, be a flame!

1487
01:35:30,393 --> 01:35:31,852
All right, Seymour.

1488
01:35:32,520 --> 01:35:33,896
Bequeath this, motherfuckers.

1489
01:35:41,445 --> 01:35:43,656
Clemsie, it's gonna blow!

1490
01:35:43,823 --> 01:35:45,825
Fucking run!

1491
01:36:22,570 --> 01:36:24,613
Fucking hell.

1492
01:36:50,931 --> 01:36:53,601
Congratulations, Ducky.

1493
01:36:54,310 --> 01:36:56,312
Really left your mark.

1494
01:37:03,611 --> 01:37:07,615
My mum is gonna fucking kill me.

1495
01:37:07,781 --> 01:37:09,366
Let's go.

1496
01:37:14,538 --> 01:37:16,957
- Yeah
- Yeah, yeah

1497
01:37:17,124 --> 01:37:18,918
I was right all along

1498
01:37:21,795 --> 01:37:23,881
- Yeah
- Yeah, yeah

1499
01:37:24,048 --> 01:37:26,091
You come tagging along

1500
01:37:29,428 --> 01:37:31,013
Audrey.

1501
01:37:31,514 --> 01:37:34,225
Audrey, darling,
I knew you'd come back.

1502
01:37:34,391 --> 01:37:35,851
I....

1503
01:37:37,436 --> 01:37:39,146
I'm alive.

1504
01:37:39,939 --> 01:37:42,566
I'm alive. Children!

1505
01:37:42,733 --> 01:37:46,320
Children, I'm alive. Where are you?

1506
01:37:48,781 --> 01:37:50,157
Little shits!

1507
01:37:50,324 --> 01:37:52,451
- Yeah
- Yeah, yeah

1508
01:37:52,618 --> 01:37:54,453
I was right all along

1509
01:37:55,955 --> 01:38:00,000
'Cause I have done it before
And I can do it some more

1510
01:38:00,167 --> 01:38:03,546
I've got my eye on the score
I'm gonna cut through the floor

1511
01:38:03,712 --> 01:38:05,923
It's too late, it's too soon
Or is it

1512
01:38:06,090 --> 01:38:10,469
Tick, tick, tick, tick
Tick, tick, tick, boom

1513
01:38:21,981 --> 01:38:24,358
- Oh, yeah
- Yeah, yeah

1514
01:38:24,525 --> 01:38:26,485
I was right you were wrong

1515
01:38:29,238 --> 01:38:31,323
- Yeah
- Yeah, yeah

1516
01:38:31,490 --> 01:38:33,867
Going, going, you're gone

1517
01:38:35,661 --> 01:38:40,624
I saw you hesitatin', waiting too much
Until it slipped through your hands

1518
01:38:42,876 --> 01:38:45,504
And then you stagger to your feet
And out the door

1519
01:38:45,671 --> 01:38:47,881
'Cause there's no second chance

1520
01:38:49,258 --> 01:38:53,345
'Cause I have done it before
And I can do it some more

1521
01:38:53,512 --> 01:38:56,974
I've got my eye on the score
I'm gonna cut through the floor

1522
01:38:57,141 --> 01:38:59,351
It's too late, It's too soon
Or is it

1523
01:38:59,518 --> 01:39:04,148
Tick, tick, tick, tick
Tick, tick, tick, boom

1524
01:39:06,525 --> 01:39:07,693
Shake it

1525
01:39:13,949 --> 01:39:17,328
And you come crying to me
But it's too late

1526
01:39:17,494 --> 01:39:20,873
The man you try hard to be
But it's too late

1527
01:39:21,040 --> 01:39:24,543
Get your head out of the sand
But it's too late

1528
01:39:24,710 --> 01:39:27,338
It's too late, too late, too late

1529
01:39:27,504 --> 01:39:32,217
Too late

1530
01:39:32,384 --> 01:39:33,594
Yeah

1531
01:39:34,803 --> 01:39:38,349
Oh, yeah
But it's too late

1532
01:39:38,515 --> 01:39:41,935
Yeah
But it's too late

1533
01:39:42,102 --> 01:39:45,731
Get your head out of the sand
But it's too late

1534
01:39:45,898 --> 01:39:47,775
It's too late, too late

1535
01:39:47,941 --> 01:39:51,987
You know I've done it before
And I can do it some more

1536
01:39:52,154 --> 01:39:55,574
I've got my eye on the score
I'm gonna cut through the floor

1537
01:39:55,741 --> 01:39:59,078
You know I've done it before
And I can do it some more

1538
01:39:59,244 --> 01:40:02,706
I've got my eye on the score
I'm gonna cut through the floor

1539
01:40:02,873 --> 01:40:04,500
It's too late, it's too soon

1540
01:40:04,667 --> 01:40:08,462
It's too late, it's too soon
It's too late, it's too soon, or is it

1541
01:40:08,629 --> 01:40:13,300
Tick, tick, tick, tick
Tick, tick, tick, boom♪

1542
01:40:27,606 --> 01:40:35,239
As headmaster, I have always
been a firm believer that cream rises.

1543
01:40:35,406 --> 01:40:37,408
And here at Slaughterhouse...

1544
01:40:37,574 --> 01:40:44,415
... we are proud to be the whisk
to your child's precious cream...

1545
01:40:44,581 --> 01:40:49,962
...as they prepare
to make themselves felt in the world.

1546
01:40:50,129 --> 01:40:56,260
At Slaughterhouse, you will find family
that is ready to fight for you.

1547
01:40:56,427 --> 01:41:00,389
Cry "per caedes ad astra."

1548
01:41:00,556 --> 01:41:04,893
"Through slaughter to immortality."