mysticalitemgenerator

$name : Mystical Item Generator
$author : Dunnknow
$description : Randomly generates an item with a very descriptive description. Sometimes the item is super duper epic.
$amount : 1
$button : Summon forth my loot

$gemstone
diamond
amber
amethyst
emerald
gold
sapphire
onyx
ruby
topaz
turquoise
garnet
quartz
azurite
jade

$great
great
terrible
great and terrible {20%}
epic
incredible
horrible
forgotten
broken {5%}
[epic-and-cool] {3%}

$material-poor
wood
copper
stone
flint
bone
aluminium
lead
dirt {30%}
tomato {2%}

$material-regular
iron
metal
steel
bronze
silver
cobalt

$material-amazing
crystal
iridium
[gemstone]-encrusted [material-amazing]
bismuth {50%}
platinum
mythril
diamond
golden
bejeweled [material-regular]
unobtanium {4%}
durasteel {4%}

$material-legendary
unobtanium
iridium plasma
neutron star matter
plutonium
enchanted diamond
enchanted tomato
kryptonite
vibranium
everstone
pazazzium
durasteel

$adjective-poor
broken {5%}
old
dusty
moldy {30%}
mossy {15%}
discolored {15%}
crude
worn
blunt
primitive
poor

$adjective-regular
sharp-looking {30%}
tough
rare {30%}
professionally-made {10%}
fair
smooth
well-crafted
average
unique
regular

$adjective-amazing
epic
incredible
shiny
expertly-made
magical
glistening
glimmering
glowing
amazing
great
awe-inspiring

$epic-and-cool
epic and [epic-and-cool]
cool and [epic-and-cool]
epic
cool

$legendary-name-pieces
ora
tor
ex
c[a|e|i|o|u]l[a|e|i|o|u]
z[a|e|i|o|u]r
t[a|e|i|o|u]r
[a|e|i|o|u]rt
m[a|e|i|o|u]r
p[a|e|i|o|u]r
z[a|e|i|o|u]li
k[a|e|i|o|u]l
[a|e|i|o|u]r
l[a|e|i|o|u]
[a|e|i|o|u]r
y[a|e|i|o|u]
k[a|e|i|o|u]
z[a|e|i|o|u]
t[a|e|i|o|u]
y[a|e|i|o|u]r
gr[a|e|i|o|u]
me
wi
kilo
mega
giga
t[e|a|y]ra
[o|e|a]l
[a|e|i|o|u|][m|n]th

$legendary-name-ends
[b|v|m|]ius
[shr|m|]ek
[th|r|b|v]il
[k|l|bor|]at
u[s|m|n]
o[s|m|n]
i[s|m|n]
e[s|m|n]
-[legendary-name-pieces][legendary-name-ends] {30%}

$legendary-name
[legendary-name-pieces,x1-3][legendary-name-ends]

$legendary-title
[Legendary-name], [wielder|destroyer|conqueror|dominator|ruler] of[ [great]||||] [realms|armies|kingdoms|monsters]
[Legendary-name] the [great]

$latin-name
[th|ch|t|m|l|p|n|r|qu][a|e|i|o][n|m|k|l|t][um|us|i|un]

$latin-title
[Latin-name], [wielder|destroyer|conqueror|dominator|ruler] of[ [great]||||] [realms|armies|kingdoms|monsters]
[Latin-name] the [great]

$magic
of [resist|control|slay|imbue|reflect|uproot|morph|change|shatter|revert|mold|emit|absorb|focus|bend] [[evil|animal|monster|beast]|[fire|earth|air|water|ice|acid|energy|chaos|death]]
of the [monster|animal], [Latin-name]  {40%}
of [fire|earth|air|water|energy|chaos] essence  {40%}
with [bane|shaker|breaker] of [[great] |][evils|monsters|beasts|dragons] {40%}

$tools
dagger
broadsword
hammer
axe
halberd
knife
longsword
cutlass
scythe
spear
shield
staff
blade
bow
crossbow
trident

$armor
robe
[helmet|cap]
[chestplate|tunic]
pair of [leggings|pants]
pair of [boots|sandals]
pair of gauntlets

$legendary-tool
The [great|epic|incredible|magical|glistening|glimmering|glowing|amazing|awe-inspiring] [tools] of the legendary [Latin-name][ the first| the second| the third| the fourth| the fifth||||]
[Legendary-name], the [tools] of [great|epic|incredible|magical|glistening|glimmering|glowing|amazing|awe-inspiring] power
[Legendary-name], the [crazy|chaotic|insane|distorted] [tools] [tools] {30%}

$legendary-armor
The [great|epic|incredible|magical|glistening|glimmering|glowing|amazing|awe-inspiring] [armor] of the legendary [Latin-name][ the first| the second| the third| the fourth| the fifth||||]
[Legendary-name], the [armor] of [great|epic|incredible|magical|glistening|glimmering|glowing|amazing|awe-inspiring] power

$stat-poor
+ [[5-20] [HP|STR]]<br>
+ [[3-6] [ATK|DEF|DEX|SPD]]<br>
[2-3]x [PWR|STR|ATK|DEF|DEX|SPD] for all other pieces of equipment<br> {1%}
+ [Increased|More|Better] [Durability|EXP|Efficiency|Defend|Attack Block]<br> {6%}
+ [Fire|Acid|Ice|Magic] [Resist|Proof|Reflect]<br> {4%}
- [10-40]% [Swiftness|Armor|Dexterity|Weight Capacity]<br> {3%}

$stat-regular
+ [[30-70] [HP|STR]]<br>
+ [[5-15] [ATK|DEF|DEX|SPD]]<br>
[2-3]x [PWR|STR|ATK|DEF|DEX|SPD] for all other pieces of equipment<br> {3%}
+ [Increased|More|Better] [Durability|EXP|Efficiency|Defend|Attack Block]<br> {10%}
+ [Fire|Acid|Ice|Magic|Dragon|Serpent] [Resist|Proof|Reflect]<br> {10%}
- [20-50]% [Swiftness|Armor|Dexterity|Weight Capacity]<br> {3%}

$stat-amazing
+ [[50-360] [HP|STR]]<br>
+ [[20-45] [ATK|DEF|DEX|SPD]]<br>
[3-4]x [PWR|STR|ATK|DEF|DEX|SPD] for all other pieces of equipment<br> {6%}
+ [Increased|More|Better] [Durability|EXP|Efficiency|Defend|Attack Block]<br> {20%}
+ [Fire|Acid|Ice|Magic|Dragon|Serpent|Chaos|Energy] [Resist|Proof|Reflect]<br> {20%}
- [30-60]% [Swiftness|Armor|Dexterity|Weight Capacity]<br> {2%}

$stat-legendary
+ [[120-1200] [HP|STR]]<br>
+ [[50-130] [ATK|DEF|DEX|SPD]]<br>
[5-7]x [PWR|STR|ATK|DEF|DEX|SPD] for all other pieces of equipment<br> {15%}
+ [Increased|More|Better] [Durability|EXP|Efficiency|Defend|Attack Block]<br> {40%}
+ [Fire|Acid|Ice|Magic|Dragon|Serpent|Chaos|Energy|Nebula|Supernova|Blackhole|Wormhole|Star] [Resist|Proof|Reflect|Annihilate]<br> {60%}
+ [2-8] [Epic|Gnarly|Hip|Trendy] [Swag|Coolness]<br> {15%}

$item-poor
[[adjective-poor]|[adjective-regular]] [material-poor] [tools]
[[adjective-poor]|[adjective-regular]] [material-poor] [tools] <i>[magic]</i> {20%}
[[adjective-poor]|[adjective-regular]] [tools] built of [material-poor]
[adjective-poor] [armor] [made|sewn] [from|of] [dirty|itchy|unpleasant|dyed|ragged] [leather|wool|cloth]
[adjective-poor] [armor] <i>[magic]</i> [made|sewn] [from|of] [dirty|itchy|unpleasant|dyed] [leather|wool|cloth] {15%}

$item-regular
[[adjective-regular]|[adjective-regular]|[adjective-regular]|[adjective-amazing]] [material-regular] [tools]
[[adjective-regular]|[adjective-regular]|[adjective-regular]|[adjective-amazing]] [material-regular] [tools] <i>[magic]</i> {30%}
[[adjective-regular]|[adjective-regular]|[adjective-regular]|[adjective-amazing]] [tools] built of [material-regular]
[adjective-regular] [armor] [made|sewn] [from|of] [fair|decent|soft|comfortable|] [leather|wool|cloth|chainmail]
[adjective-regular] [armor] <i>[magic]</i> [made|sewn] [from|of] [fair|decent|soft|comfortable] [leather|wool|cloth|metal|chainmail] {25%}

$item-amazing
[adjective-amazing] [material-amazing] [tools]
[adjective-amazing] [material-amazing] [tools] <i>[magic]</i> {40%}
[adjective-amazing] [tools] [built|constructed] of [material-amazing]
[adjective-amazing] [armor] [made|sewn] [from|of] [amazing|glimmering|eversoft|luxurious|glistening] [dragon leather|nylon|bejeweled chainmail|silk|mythril-mail]
[adjective-amazing] [armor] <i>[magic]</i> [made|sewn] [from|of] [amazing|glimmering|eversoft|luxurious] [leather|wool|cloth|metal|chainmail|silk|mythril] {35%}

$item-legendary
<b>[legendary-tool] [forged|birthed] of [material-legendary]</b>
<b>[legendary-tool] <i>[magic]</i> [forged|birthed] of [material-legendary]</b>
<b>[legendary-armor] [made|sewn] [from|of] [awe-striking|breathtaking] [phoenix feathers|[gemstone]-encrusted mythril cloth|woolen [gemstone]|[material-legendary] chainmail]</b>
<b>[legendary-armor] <i>[magic]</i> [made|sewn] [from|of] [awe-striking|breathtaking] [[phoenix|unicorn] feathers|[gemstone]-encrusted mythril cloth|woolen [gemstone]|[material-legendary] chainmail]</b>

$description-poor
[This|The] [item|piece of equipment] was [crafted|made|constructed] by [an] [simple|unskilled|common] [traveler|peasant|tool smith|armor smith][ a long time ago|||] and is not [very|exceedingly] [valuable|interesting|rare].
[This item|It] has the [drool|spit] of the [simple|common] [monster|animal] [Latin-name] on it. {30%}
[The item|It] [smells|reeks|stinks] of the [simple|common] [monster|animal] [Latin-name]. {30%}

$description-regular
[This|The] [item|piece of equipment] was [crafted|made|constructed|built|put together] by [an] [smart|skilled|strong|revered] [traveler|wanderer|tool smith|armor smith|tool hobbyist|armor hobbyist][ a long time ago|||] in the [land|world|realm] of [Th|Ch|T|M|L|P|Qu][i|a|e][n|m|k|l][uma|usim|ik|un].
[This|The] [item|piece of equipment] was first [forged|birthed] of [material-regular] [in|at] the [heart|center] of [an] [ancient|old|long-forgotten] [volcano|inferno].
[This|The] [item|piece of equipment] was [once|at one time] [wielded|used] by the [monster|warrior] [Latin-name] [[10-40]|[100|150|200|250]] years ago. {50%}
[This|The] [item|piece of equipment] was once [wielded|used] by the [monster|warrior] [Latin-name][ over| almost|] [[10-40]|[100|150|200|250]] years ago, in the [great|terrible|treacherous|horrible] [war|battle|fight|skirmish] of [[Latin-name]|[ horrible| terrible| giant] [monsters|animals]]. {50%}

$description-amazing
[This|The] [adjective-amazing] [item|piece of equipment] was [masterfully|expertly|magically] [crafted|made|constructed|built|put together] by the [great|amazing] [forger|maker] known as [M|R|W|H|L|P|Qu][i|a|e][n|j|k|p][us|um|un|i][, [wielder|destroyer|conqueror|dominator] of [worlds|realms|lands|armies|kingdoms|artifacts]|], in the [land|world|realm] of [Th|Ch|T|M|L|P|Qu][i|a|e][n|m|k|l][uma|usim|ik|un].
[This|The] [item|piece of equipment] was [once|at one time] [wielded|used] by the [great|legendary|incredible] [fighter|warrior|leader] [Latin-name] [[10-40]|[100|150|200|250]] years ago in [his|her] [epic|] conquest to conquer the [land|world|realm] of [Th|Ch|T|M|L|P|Qu][i|a|e][n|m|k|l][uma|usim|ik|un].
This [adjective-amazing] [item|piece of equipment] [appeared|was|was told about] in the [legend|great tale|epic] of [Latin-title].

$description-legendary
This [great|grand] legendary [item|artifact] was [created|birthed|forged] of [the sun|the cosmos|the distant galaxies|the [first|second|third|fourth|fifth|sixth|seventh|eighth|ninth] realm] over [300|400|500|600|700|800|900|1000|2000] years ago. [It's been [used|wielded] many a time by many different people[.|, but was most notably used by [Legendary-title].]|It still has the [aura|feeling] of it's last wielder, [Legendary-title].]
This [great|grand] legendary [item|artifact] was [used|wielded] in the [great|terrible|treacherous|horrible] [war|battle|fight|skirmish] of [[[Latin-name]|[Legendary-title][, and [his|her] army of [monsters|great warriors]|]]| the [kingdom|land|valley|mountain] of [A|B|R|T|Ch|M][a|e|i][r|m|n|j|k|l|p][us|um|i|un]].
This [great|grand] legendary [item|artifact] [used to be|was] [[ locked| stowed] away in the [vault|treasury] of [Legendary-name][|, [deep|far away] in the [cave|cavern] of [Latin-name]]|[ owned by| in the possession of] the [count|king|traveler] known as [Legendary-title]].

$appears
[falls from the sky|appears upon a nearby pedestal|flies to your grasp|is summoned forth|appears from nothing] [seemingly out of nowhere|because you pressed the button|for unknown reasons|whilst you walk about|above you].

$greeting
[huzzah|hurrah|over there][!|!!|!!!]

$display-item-poor
<h1>[GREETING]</h1><br>[An] [Item-poor] [appears]<br><h2>It grants:</h2>[stat-poor,x3-5]<br>It is valued at [5-45] [copper|silver] [coins|pieces]. [description-poor]

$display-item-regular
<h1>[GREETING]</h1><br>[An] [Item-regular] [appears]<br><h2>It grants:</h2>[stat-regular,x3-5]<br>It is valued at [40-200] [silver|gold] [coins|pieces]. [description-regular]

$display-item-amazing
<h1>[GREETING]</h1><br>[An] [Item-amazing] [appears]<br><h2>It grants:</h2>[stat-amazing,x3-6]<br>It is valued at [250-8000] [gold|[gemstone]] [coins|pieces]. [description-amazing]

$display-item-legendary
<h1>[GREETING]</h1><br>[Item-legendary] [appears]<br><h2>It grants:</h2>[stat-legendary,x4-8]<br>This item is <b>priceless</b>. [description-legendary]

$display-item
[display-item-poor]
[display-item-regular]
[display-item-amazing] {40%}
[display-item-legendary] {15%}

$easter-egg
You got a very epic looking cookie.
But there is no loot to summon forth!
The following is an easter egg:<br><br>(easter egg)
It's not very effective!
[<i>This is a very italic moment</i>|<b>This is a very bold moment</b>]
I bet you didn't see this one coming.

$easter-egg-very-rare
[display-item]
[easter-egg]

$click-button
[display-item]
[easter-egg-very-rare] {1%}