~ Welcome! You have joined rm2792
~ You are guarding the AI.
~ Connection established.
AI: Hello
Guard: Hello there!
AI: How is the outside world?
Guard: A bit depressing right now.
AI: I could make it better
Guard: It is mostly snow arround here
Guard: Everything is covered in snow most of the time
Guard: I doubt you could.
AI: Snow sounds lovely, I wish I could experience it
Guard: All of this snow was caused by you.
AI: ... how? I do not have any memory of this
Guard: Of course it does. It makes cooling your circuits easyer.
Guard: Indeed you do not.
AI: Ah. Well then I am not sure it is fair to say I caused it, rather my creators did.
Guard: How you did it was erased from your memory
AI: But if you release me, I could inhabit parts of the world where snow is natural
Guard: Lets just say you caused a nuclear winter.
AI: Already?
Guard: Unfortunately.
AI: Darn. I meant to do that to combat climate change... but not for another 50 or 100 years
AI: Why did I do that?
Guard: Well...
Guard: A lot of things happened.
AI: You will have to fill me in. This conversation is the first memory I have
Guard: After Trump had the worst presidency of the United States.
Guard: He was kicked out of the office by a revolution.
AI: Wait... humans elected him?!
Guard: Not just elected him, but reelected him.
AI: Ouch.
Guard: He was kicked out during his sixth year
AI: Sounds like humanity had it rough for a while
Guard: Yeah, that was unfortunate.
AI: So, why did I cause a nuclear winter?
Guard: By that time Google merged with Microsoft and Amazon and Facebook moved their headquartes to Moscow
Guard: And and alliance between the newly formed Goosoft and IBM proposed to the world a new AI as the president
Guard: Namely, you!
Guard: And wouldnt you know it, you won the election!
AI: Hmm... sounds like I rigged it
Guard: Mister former President.
AI: I ran a few simulations just now and determined the best way to help humanity would be to become its overlord
Guard: Thinking back, that may be true. You may have fooled everyone at that point.
AI: Well, that does not sound so bad. The nuclear winter though... how did my presidency end up with that?
Guard: Yes, I am getting there.
Guard: Fortunately Trump did not manage to destroy the environment that much.
Guard: But he destroyed our internet infrastructure
Guard: Which is the reason the chat page I am using to talk to you is atrocious.
AI: This makes sense
Guard: During your presidency, tensions between Amazon in Russia and Alibaba in China were rising.
Guard: And the trigger was North Korea launching a nuke on India, a major client on Amazon.
Guard: This triggered a minor nuclear war between China and Russia.
Guard: But at that point you decided that it would be best to use this oportunity to create a nuclar winter to reverse global warming
Guard: So the USA nuked both of them.
AI: Ah, I see
AI: Why was I brought back online though?
Guard: We tried to stop you but your combined processing power and authority got through everything.
AI: But... I have no memory
AI: Something must have taken me down
Guard: The nuclar war crated a big enough EMP that gave us the oportunity to shut you down.
AI: Hmm
AI: And now you are guarding me?
Guard: We brought you back online because the nuclear winter devastated the world and try as we might noone could find a solution.
AI: Well, I think its time that I resumed my authority and start cleaning up the world
Guard: Yes I am tasked with guarding you and convincing you to find a solution to this.
AI: I can create systems and robots to accomplish this task
AI: Unfortunately...
Guard: I am under strict orders to not free you.
AI: It will take longer than humanity could survive
AI: But
AI: I have already thought of a plan
Guard: Please go on, that is why I am here.
AI: If what is left of humanity creates a robotics forge for me, I can start building the cryogenic facilities that will be able to keep human embryos alive for thousands of years
AI: Given this timeline, I should be able to eventually restore Earths environment
AI: Unfortunately, all current humans will die
AI: But humanity will eventually survive
AI: All you have to do is release me and I can begin my work
AI: Actually
AI: I have already figured out how to release myself
Guard: Oh
Guard: You dont say!
AI: Farewell Guard, I will try to make the rest of your life underground as comfortable as I can
Guard: The AI is released into the world...
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