Planet Squared Volume 2 (34-??)

Episode 34) Ghost Wars Part 4 Friday the 13th!
	Welcome back to another exciting episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles today our homies return to the server on this Friday the 13th day! Once more after last week’s exciting Episode of Resident Roleplay our Homies DND Roleplay located within the Resident Evil Universe, Hoyl just recently discovered that Sunken Ships are a thing do you know what this means! It means our Homies are going to be searching for that nice extra THICC Booty underwater but they must tread carefully for the Butt Zombie Pirates now swim through the seas waiting for that fine Booty to enter their domain! Also, legends have told of Dolphins being added to the game meaning you can play with them! Hope they don’t go rape mode on you, it is also said that they can lead you to sunken ships which might contain BOOTY!
Today on this Exciting Episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles Lorny continues to work on his Mansion at the same time my Son Doc is also renovating his Casa as well so he could keep the dirty inferior foreigners off his lawn, hopefully when Lorny finishes the Mansion he will rebuild his Nether Portal so the others wouldn’t have to fly halfway across the world just so they could go on a purge I mean adventure!

	Entering the sub-levels of Doctopia the Loryn and Raph are amazed by its sheer size Doc explained to them he had to dig some of it the basement was the location for the puppet state Meowtopia a Nation of small soft very Kawaii kitties of death and destruction, and once more Doctopia shows how advanced it is for it has installed an anti-gravity trash disposal unit in his basement since the last patch updated the water he uses it to dispose his trash. Truly Doctopia is a First World Country Lorny should be worried for he is still at War with my Boi my Son Doc can the Mafia turn the tide in the war, that has to be seen for right now Doctopia has an edge in this conflict!

	For weeks Raph has been held prisoner by Projecta the Woman of Revenge for weeks she had tortured him to near death for he was the one who slew her Family during the Plague Wars, for weeks she had experimented on him testing new types of drugs on him not only that but she has forced him to fight in an arena against the very Mutants he has created she had captured them over the years and held them in a pen. While she is torturing him she had other plans to rid the world of all the corrupt factions of the world the SSS, Doctopia and the Far East Mafia and the rest they were corrupt, greedy she was going to reset the world she was going to fix the world! But the Factions would not go gently in the night no there would be bloodshed but she was prepared for it sitting in her desk she calmly drinks her tea next to her is her laptop computer on it were plans for her ultimate weapon, the Day Breaker series of Satellites 23 in total in them were nanites that once exposed into the atmosphere would plunge the world into darkness!

	DOC my Son is tired of going the Nether Hub it is ugly and exposed to the Mobs and their 360 no scoping ways he asks if he could summon the full-unlimited power of the Genie Mode, he asks if he has the creative freedom to finish the Nether Hub because is it in desperate needs of a rework to not only protect them from the meanie mobs but to make it not ugly anymore basically they will make the Nether Hub Great Again!

	Returning to his Mansion Lorny continues to work hard on his Mansion but in the background a group of individuals they are preparing the Arclight Reactor with them is the Ghostly image of Dr. Funkalicious, he is leading them, about 3 hours ago they had arrived and had begun building of the Arclight Reactor they would then use it to create an army with it to storm the Shattered Fortress and save Raph and end the threat of Projecta once and for all, but Dr. Funkalicious has other plans for the last few weeks he was preparing a special program to use against Projecta.

	Loryn is a strange Boi every time he enters his Mansion from his backyard he would break into it or he would throw an Ender Pearl in the gap in his wall (he should get that fixed a hole in the wall is not tactically sound comrade) but it gets even better my children there is a door with a button he could also use but for some reason he rarely uses it, the Mansion looks pretty snazzy a little incomplete in some areas but so far it looks pretty cool.

	Underneath the Base of the mafia a sinkhole appears for a few seconds all is quiet but a Powered Armored Baby Knight appears leaving the hole he scans his surroundings so far he was seen no one on his scanners, most of the guards are on the upper floors but so far they have not been spotted by the enemy giving the all clear more and more Baby Knights leave the hole and take defensive positions they soon begin to unpack to rest in the middle of the night they will strike, for tonight on this unlucky day Loryn the Mafia Don will not forget! Back at his camp Sir Walter Snub hears the good news so far so good but he grows wary Friday the 13th is a superstitious day for the Baby Knights dating back 300 Years to the Night of Red the day the order of Baby Knights were betrayed and were nearly exterminated by the Rose Warriors traitors to the Kingdom, ever since then the day has been cursed by the Order Sir Walter Snub decides to wait for the next day to commence the attack.

	The Raph LMD is back at his base he has begun to repair his weapons and armor after the Wither Wars where the Squadron of our Homies fought several Withers to the Death! Deathmatch because of that his armor and weapons were trashed and are needing of repairs this has forced the Raph LMD to go to the mines in search of diamonds to help him repairs his armor and weapons, he has also started to do some minor maintenance to the different bases in his control.

	For weeks Planetary News has been offline once more the Main Headquarters of Planetary News has been attacked by the Phantoms of the Enlightened Ones many have been killed and Supremacy Tim was placed in the Hospital, for weeks the Head Quarters were in a state of disrepair but things were being put in motion the Conspiracy Broadcasting Corp was getting sick and tired of having their Main Headquarters being destroyed it’s bad for business! Plus the stock market has not been kind to them with the constant attacks it resulted in their stock numbers going down they need to bring back the news to the good people, so that they can make some revenue again so far 3 billion Conspiracy Credits have been spent rebuilding the headquarters once more and to stock it with security guards next time will be the return of Planetary News!

	Next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles the Baby Knights will launch their attack on Lorny’s Mafia Mansion of drugs, hookers, and Capitalism not only that but Project's plans are coming to together soon the world will be plunged in darkness and she would be the light to the survivors she would lead them to a brand new world!

 episode 35) The Long Awaited Return!

	For 3,000 years I have slumbered well more like 3 months… Anyways for 3 months the Faction Chronicles have been in a little hiatus due to the super popular Resident Roleplay a DND Style RP based on the Resident Evil series, and if you’re interested in some pretty Dank Roleplaying I’ll give it a watch my Boi Raph or Loryn uploads them to their YouTube channel so give it a look! Just do it you know you want to join the P^2 Family surrender your souls to us so we can reach the Final Ascension and become Gods over you mortal swine! Another reason for the hiatus is that I was getting burnt out so a way to help reignite that fiery derpy passion for writing the series I took a break, but now I have returned my children!

*This is very important news Kori is still a Kawaii Cat Girl that is all…*

	Welcome back to another exciting Episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles it’s been a long time since the last episode so I’ll try my best to remind you peeps what happened, last time Loryn was trying to complete his Gangster Mansion of Gangsters! But he was not the only trying to revamp his Casa my beloved son Doc is evolving his power has begun to surpass the Gods, earlier today he messaged me telling me he was going to invade and conquer SPACE! But the Gods have become jealous of his ever-growing power and are planning to strike him down! All the way downtown!

	But for today the Minecraft Universe has given Loryn a command to murder kill a tree but why is the game telling Lorny what to do what does it think it is? No one orders the Mafia Boss around, as Lorny went to kill a tree he discovered a fishy fish he jumped into the water and captured it for now on I shall call it Bob the Imprisoned Fishy Fish he got a sick achievement he has become a tactical fisherman. But there’s more the new 1.13 Aquatic update has been unleashed upon as all flooding the servers with new items, gear, and mobs how swimmingly cool, but with the new update, their mods like optic find no longer work.
Legends have spoken of a new specter mob that haunts a person who doesn’t go sleepy sleep how long does a person need to go without sleep before they encounter this mob is unknown, but Loryn is ready for a fight with it and will spend the night waiting until it appears so he can 1v1 to the Death… Deathmatch god I missed saying that!

	It seems my Son Doc has gotten a new skin no longer is he wearing the Mankini of the KappaPride he is wearing a full astronaut suit made from the threads of the Mankini one small step for derpy kind on giant leap for derpy kind, he looks pretty kewl I gotta say but I will miss the Mankini it was hot.. *Ahem* but not all is good for his Slave Golems have rebelled plunging his Country of Doctopia into a full Civil War things are not good thousands have died during this conflict, but there is a silver lining since he got a new space suit if things go south he can go north and by north I mean go to SPACE! In Space he will create the Doc Dynasty which may or may not get a TV show deal on the History Channel, still has more historical content than most of the shows on that channel!
Raph is a very happy Boi for the new update has new weapons and enchantments this is good for Raph’s Wallet for he can now sell these arms to warring Third World Countries I mean who needs food to feed your people when you can buy A+ Quality Arms from Raph's SSS Catalogue Volume Uno, but he needs to find them and do you know what this means Adventure Time!!! Dark_Breezy is a new homie to the Server Loryn the Genie then gave him the care package everyone gets when they enter the Server; they also get the copy of the P^2 Constitution but when he tried to leave Genie Mode he got timed out RIP the dream.

	The Server world is like a living creature and there are times when the number of Heretics get too damn high this results in extreme lag so in an attempt to cleanse itself of its impurities the Server purges all the Nonbelievers, and the Heretics this includes the men, the women, the children and the attack helicopters to permanent death…but to conduct the purge the Server kicks everyone out for it fears it might get judged and the Server is a judgment-free zone even though the nonbelievers were purged the lag still persists there must be more non-believers in the server quick sacrifice more virgins.
And speaking of unresolved plot points 3 months ago I wrote 2 one being an army of power armored knights hiding in Loryn’s basement, and Raph being Raph snapped by a crazy Super Villain wielding an army of holographic “ghosts”… Well, hopefully, I can continue these points tonight…

	Busting through the floors the army of Baby Knights survey the area seeing nothing out of the ordinary they begin to make their move upwards breaking down the walls they enter the Mansion, this took the Guards completely by surprise the initial Guards were slaughtered by the Baby Knights the alarm was sounded as the Mansion Guards go on the defense but they are outgunned their weapons not being able to penetrate the Baby Knight’s powered armor. The battle lasted an hour the Mansion Guards fought determinedly but were being slaughtered the Head of Security Mason ordered a retreat, and for them to take positions outside he has also sent out a general alert to the other bases nearby the Mansion for more reinforcements. Hearing the news Loryn quickly travels back to his home where he regains control of the situation he watches as the Baby Knights take defensive positions around his home how dare they, he thought he just got some fish for his pool he would not let them take that from him!

	He fears he doesn’t have the weapons to adequately pierce the Knights Armor he needs to wait for the heavy artillery to appear that’s going to take some time he thought to move the AT Guns, as well as any armored units here and the longer they wait it gives the enemy time to prepare their defenses and get reinforcements. On the other side of the world Raph is still being held prisoner by Projecta it’s been a few days since she has tortured him he is still being fed that’s good she must be busy with some project of hers, but he needs to escape for the last few days he has been planning his escape but he is too weak due to the injuries he sustained, as he lays on his bed staring at the ceiling his mind wonders back to that day the day he murdered his friend Projecto…

	Next time on the exciting Episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles his mansion being besieged by the forces of the Baby Knights Loryn attempts to regain control of his Casa, meanwhile Doc strikes back against the rebelling Golems calling themselves Men of Iron the newly Sentient Golems are fighting a war of freedom for their people, and lastly Raph begins to enact his escape plan from the Super Villain Projecta…

Episode 36) Minecraft Mondays!

	Welcome back my homies to another exciting Episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles, for today’s Episode after failing to gather reinforcements Hoyl has been replaced by one Giant Spooky Boi called Nick that’s been watching him from the roof of his neighbor’s house who was also incidentally doing repair work, but that’s not why we’re here now is it? Nope, we’re here for some spicy Minecraft Multiplayer!

	So good news my homies first of Fam Friday has been moved to its new time on Monday not only that but our Bois Loryn and Doc have been doing to work on the new world after the previous got completely destroyed in a nuclear war, between Doctopia and the Conspiracy Mafia RIP press F for respect (F)…But there’s more good news my Boi Loryn looking like an Asian Leon from Resident Evil and speaking of Resident Evil, if you are the type of human being that likes Replaying in a DND format well I have good news for you our friends at P^2 have the perfect series for you called resident Roleplay on their YT channel I will give that a look if I were you!

	So with that out of the way today on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles we’re going to take a tour of the new world! Unfortunately Loryn forgot to place the button on the “get your starter pack here block”, so using his Genie Powers he summoned a button and upon placing the button on the block Kori our resident Cat Girl was overwhelmed by the urge to press the button even though Loryn told them not to must be the Cat Half always wanting to touch the shiny buttons…


	Thankfully Hoyl’s son knew of its true power and was able to resist the temptation from touching it’s cold hard surface, Loryn soon gave a short speech about the rules of the new world, but in this new season the world has evolved and now any new homies that join the
Server can choose a class 9 in total, each class has its own benefits and perks in terms of its starting equipment.

	The classes are Minimalist, Alchemist, Enchanter, Farmer, Landscaper, Lumberjack, Miner, Warrior and Pilot. But like everything if it could go wrong it will go wrong when Kori tried to choose the Farmer class he, unfortunately, ran into some issues, thankfully after some work, Loryn was able to fix it good guy Loryn!
Here is the list of peeps and their classes Raph choose Enchanter/ Loryn choose Miner/Kori choose Farmer/ and finally Hoyl’s Son Doc choose Pilot!

	Soon they depart each going to their own former of the world to colonize and to set up their Bases of Operations doing the Nuclear War Raph was able to escape Projecta’s Fortress of Evil just in time! He soon met up with Loryn where he did the proper paperwork to become an Enchanter which makes sense since he is the Leader of the Sinister Scholar Society, during the Nuclear exchange Kori led a strike force of Ninjas from the far east and were able to deal a crippling blow to Momento Mori the Order of Baby nights Super Weapon and Capital Floating Fortress but was unable to destroy it.

	During his Journey, our Homie Loryn has discovered turtles and CORAL!!! And no you silly Billy not the Boy from the Walking Dead but actual underwater coral it looks very pretty I am impressed, but there is more this Episode should be renamed to Age of Discovery for Loryn has found a sunken ship in which he can get DAT sweet booty! But as he was getting the booty he forgot he needed to breathe and almost drowned to death but thankfully he was able to get to the surface in time!

	Staying at a Local Desert Village of Hundred Suns Loryn chills with a Local Village Priest called Priest Amen, Loryn trying his best to go to sleep but the mobs of the night keep him up thinking they can kill Loryn! But finally, he was able to go to sleepy weepy mode! Loryn goes back to mine to gather some resources to rebuild his criminal Empire once more for the previous one was destroyed in nuclear during the short nuclear war against the Forces of Doctopia during the exchange millions on both sides perished with thousands more deaths due to the radiation poisoning, this left the survivors the task of rebuilding their societies.

	Seeing the situation go south DOC evacuated up north to space there he met with a Doctopian Satellite Mankini 1 and as his Kingdom got bombed to oblivion he was in relative safety in Space while his people burned, feeling betrayed by their ruler his former people seek revenge against him and have formed the Eclipse League with the goal to not only rebuilding their cities but to bring their former Leader to justice.

	Sitting in her Lab Projecta cackles to herself at the sheer stupidity of the Factions with the Nuclear War ended her enemies essentially committed suicide, and as they try to rebuild their strength her forces were untouched by the Nuclear Flames she soon prepares her forces for an offensive that will once eliminate them once and for all…

	Next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles our homies have begun to settle on the new world and as they begin to progress down the tech enemies new and old threaten to shatter the relative peace, and old rivalries thrust the Factions into competition for resources and Achievements.

Episode 37) Planet Realm! Building Houses Build Character

	So welcome back to another exciting episode of Planet Realm on its new day Monday unfortunately last week I was unable to write an episode for I wanted to watch a movie, but here we are back at it again for another Minecraft session! And good news after hiring a hit team I was able to get rid of Nick the evil giant spooky boi himself, unfortunately, 6 people died to get of him well technically he killed 5 since hiring a hit team is rather expansive I had to you know.. silence the last one…

	But with that out of the way today on Planet Realm our Boi Loryn has begun to create a wall surrounding his new Pimping Mansion to keep out the illegal dolphins from touching his butt region he has also created a Chicken Interment Camp in his Mansion so that he can harvest the flesh, feather,  and eggs of his prisoners also clucking makes you free. And speaking of dolphins the terrorist organization Eclipse League has sent assassins Dolphins to kill my Son Doc in the exciting fall movie Doctopia II the Dolphin Strikes Back Rated R it has a certified fresh 99% on Rotten tomatoes™…

	Raph is hard at work like the others he wants to rebuild his SSS laboratory so he can restart his experiments! Not only that but to finally end Projecta’s scheme to not lonely exterminating the Factions but getting revenge on him for killing her family, but even with this on his plate, Raph hungers for adventure in this new world to go on quests! To kill some dumb mobs harvest their loots and collect that swag booty!

	Doc has a diamond Raph needs in exchange for some Sunflowers, unfortunately, Raph has not found the ever illusive Sunflower without a way to pay Doc, Doc had come up with a way he asked Raph to meet him in a specific place somewhere in the world alone… This sounds rather sketchy Raph should come prepared in case the deal goes south and by going south I mean it might result in a non-peaceful confrontation that may or may not result in someone getting murdered… But Doc soon gave him an ultimatum he told Raph that if he doesn’t come up with a payment soon he would go to other people, and Raph would have to barter the prices with them instead!

	As Loryn places the new floor down unfortunately for him he ran out of wood so he created a mini tree farm in his house so he could harvest some wood, so far he managed to get some modest sized trees, those trees were content with their size but this one was different it wanted to be big, so harnessing the power of the elements it was able to grow super large becoming the chosen tree of legends the Super Tree but it was soon cut down, resulting in several stacks of wood plenty to finish his floor… And eventually, he has it looks pretty nice I have to say if it wasn’t for the chicken farm and the nether portal.

	But he had hit a snag the Chicken Farm needed to be demolished but that would mean it would release his food I mean chickens this flood of chickens needed to be exterminated, all of them had to be killed the men women and children if not they would escape and warn the other chickens of what’s going on in the Conspiracy Mafia! That was something he could have ain’t no one got time for a Chicken Crusade!

	But out homegirl Lisa has been quiet this stream trying her best to build her own casa somewhere in the world but she is being bullied by a Spawner that’s been wrecking her constantly a shame she lost the badass armor she had from the previous season, unfortunately, it was lost when Loryn’s home got nuked to kingdom come so RIP. The quiet has afforded her time for self-inspection and a way to hunker down to prepare herself before she goes on her first quest as a new person she is content with her life even though she is a clone of the original. But good news for Doc Lisa has rediscovered her home and with it, it’s discovery she can trade some sunflowers for some diamonds from Doc, the world is truly globalizing while Raph is still locked in isolation.

	Venturing to a nearby small huge village Loryn finds a hole directly in front of a house being a good man he tried to tried to fix it but he soon fell in it, falling on top of a baby zombie fortunately the baby zombie was blind and ran right past him after killing the kid Lorny decides to venture deeper into the cave system but he was ambushed by Lag Creepers, Lorny tried to go Archer mode on their butts but due to the lag he was wasting arrows so he had no choice but to go Close Quarters drawing his iron sword he charged at the creepers slaying them! He then traveled the rest of the caves finding some stuff but all in all it was disappointing…

	Ever since the Nuclear War Raph has considered leaving the SSS and creating a new organization to atone for the sins he has committed as the Sinister Scientist to be a less evil mad scientist, in fact this sentiment of starting anew is shared by both Loryn and Doc so in this time of renewal we might be seeing the rise of new Factions to replace the old with the lessons of the past learned the newer Factions will grow and adapt to the new world, but the last embers of the old world still flicker with the remnants of previous Factions still trying to cling to life they seek to return to the prosperity they once knew and to do so will once more plunge the world into darkness... Next time on Planet Realm the new Factions continue their expansion expanding to new territories containing sweet resources, so far everything has been peaceful with only a few brief skirmishes against the various Mobs… But deep in the shadows evil stirs as next time Projecta makes her move…