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Joker/Deere C-A Supports

Jul 1st, 2015
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  1. C RANK
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  3. DEERE: There we go... Now to pour it out and deliver it...
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  5. JOKER: Deere, you were making coffee too?
  6.  
  7. DEERE: Dad, did you also make coffee, by any chance?
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  9. JOKER: I'll be bringing my coffee to our friends. Go dispose of yours.
  10.  
  11. DEERE: Sorry, but I'll be bringing my coffee to them. Mine is better than yours, after all.
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  13. JOKER: What was that? You have the nerve to speak to your own father that way!?
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  15. DEERE: I don't mean to be rude, but it's just the truth.
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  17. JOKER: You think your coffee is better? Empty words those are. You haven't even tasted my coffee.
  18.  
  19. DEERE: I don't need to taste it. I can already tell from the scent...
  20.  
  21. JOKER: !?
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  23. DEERE: You realize it too, don't you? I'll be going then...
  24.  
  25. JOKER: ... Tch, I'll admit he's right. His coffee is better than mine... for now. But this won't be the end of it, Deere. I hope you're prepared for the consequences.
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  27. B RANK
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  29. JOKER: Hey, Deere. I made you some coffee.
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  31. DEERE: You made this for me, Dad? Next you'll be telling me pigs can fly...
  32.  
  33. JOKER: You just happened to catch me off guard. I just thought I'd make it crystal clear just who makes the better coffee in this house.
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  35. DEERE: I see. So that's what you're up to...
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  37. JOKER: Now, drink it with gratitude. Then cry as you admit defeat to your father.
  38.  
  39. DEERE: Well, I can drink it if that's what you want... but don't you think your coffee's lacking love?
  40.  
  41. JOKER: What do you mean?
  42.  
  43. DEERE: The cup's still cold, isn't it?
  44.  
  45. JOKER: Ugh!? The cup!?
  46.  
  47. DEERE: You didn't warm it up before pouring in the coffee, did you? Now the cup's sucked out all the heat, and the coffee you spent so long warming up has gone cold.
  48.  
  49. JOKER: Kh, what a basic mistake...
  50.  
  51. DEERE: Sorry, but this settles our little showdown without me even drinking a single drop...
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  53. JOKER: He may be my own son, but I still feel the bitter taste of defeat... or rather, perhaps it's precisely because he's my son that defeat tastes so bitter...
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  55. DEERE: Sorry, but if you want to go against me in a competition of butler skills, I don't think I'd lose.
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  57. JOKER: In that case, let's spar. It's been a while since I last gave you some martial arts practice. I won't be pulling any punches, so get with it and take your stance.
  58.  
  59. DEERE: H-hold on a sec... Why's it come to this all of a sudden?
  60.  
  61. JOKER: Shut it. I'm doing this to preserve my own mental stability. Fight for your life unless you want me to beat the snot out of you.
  62.  
  63. DEERE: Dad... you're terrible...
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  65. A RANK
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  67. JOKER: Hey there, son. Glad to see you're doing well.
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  69. DEERE: You seem awfully happy today, Dad...
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  71. JOKER: Ha ha ha. That's because I sparred with you and gave you a thorough lesson in my superiority as your father.
  72.  
  73. DEERE: I've never seen you so serious in your life... you were moving with all the elegance of a wild bear...
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  75. JOKER: It seems that you still don't stand a chance against me in martial artistry.
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  77. DEERE: But I'll surpass you in due time, just as I already have in housework.
  78.  
  79. JOKER: Hah. How impudent...
  80.  
  81. DEERE: But, we've had more time to spend with each other these days...
  82.  
  83. JOKER: ...
  84.  
  85. DEERE: Back when I was a kid, I never really saw you...
  86.  
  87. JOKER: I'm here to listen if you want to vent your anger, but I won't be apologizing. I had my own business to do, and I had you grow up in the secluded lands for a good reason.
  88.  
  89. DEERE: I know. It's because you didn't want me to get caught up in the war, right?
  90.  
  91. JOKER: ...
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  93. DEERE: I don't hold any grudge against you for all the time I spent alone... It's just, the fact that we can be together like this now makes me happier than I can bear. That's all I was thinking...
  94.  
  95. JOKER: Hah, you're always acting like a child.
  96.  
  97. DEERE: Haha, yeah, that was kinda childish of me.
  98.  
  99. JOKER: Well, that's because you'll always be my child...
  100.  
  101. DEERE: Dad...
  102.  
  103. JOKER: I've gotten in the mood for some coffee. Make me the best you've got.
  104.  
  105. DEERE: Hah... leave it to me, Dad.
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