roommates - Beanie AUs

from /roommates/ - Michael Kazuma Kiryu Edition
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/47238409/#47280763
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>Beanie is the AUs equivalent of a incel
>Will openly talk about how awful & promiscuous men are
>Mike gives her one date night
>After dinner he gives her twenty minutes to do anything she wants
>Asks to make out
>Melts into a sobering mess after a few kisses
>Good thing she went commando for when the rubbing starts

>beanie assumes mike is just a typical guy that just wants sx
>the sxual relief is nice but mike is effectively a dead fish
>in a moment of concern she asks mike what he wants from her this time
>mike says all he wants to do is hold her hand and sleep
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>Beancel can't contain her joy
>Nuzzling Mikes chest she tell him good night
>She gets a small smell she recognizes from his cloths
>Bonnibel and Bonbon
>But cmfy comes before contempt
>She will have a long talk with them
>Just after she finds out the best ways to fish compliments from her snuggle monkey
>And after he cleans her room
>Just like that man Jordan patterson from bluetube always told her
>He's a dam good maid
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>Beanie visits mike about a hour after he got off work
>He's on the couch
>Holding a sleeping Bonibell and covered in blue lipstick
>Bonnibel heard what he was doing with Beanie so decided its now time to get into the game
>She pulled Mike into saying on the couch with puppy dog eyes and hugs
>With Mike drowsing off she went in for the kill
>He doesn't even know his face is covered in cotton candy flavored lipstick
>This was a open declaration of war
>She decided to do the same
>Went to Mango and her collection of hundreds of lipsticks that don't match her or her cloths at all
>Having never applied makeup before she had no clue what she was doing
>Just applied it like lip balm and headed right back to that dam blue rabbit
>Applying her layer of purple colored kisses she is very carful not to wake ether up
>When her coat of paint was don being applied she slowly placed her head in-between his shoulder blade
>Playing D2 raids till 4am made her little snuggle nap very easy
>Right after she finally drifts off Bonbon arrives
>With the same idea