Frosty

> Adopt a fluffy pony
> She's white with a pale blue mane, so you decide to call her 'Frosty'
> Try to teach Frosty her name
> Keep at it for a couple of hours
> Nothing works, she just keeps referring to herself as 'Fwuffy'
> Eventually, give up
> "Fine, call yourself 'Fluffy', retard."
> Go to make spaghetti for dinner
> Give some to Frosty
> "Fwuffywetard wuv spaghetti," she says
> Goddamnit