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- Watamote ch200-1: Since I'm Not Popular and It's the 200th Chapter, We'll Have Stories About the Top 5 Best Pairings From the 10th Anniversary Polls (Part 1)
- p1
- >>Celebrating 200 chapters with a limited time anniversary project!! (From Jan 20, 2022 - 23:59 on Feb 3rd)
- p2
- >Tomoko and Yuri
- >Something I saw on TV yesterday reminded me of you, Yuri-chan.
- >They were doing martial arts and the fighter finished off their opponent by hitting them with this part of their hand...
- >They call it The Hammer.
- >That sounds like your specialty.
- >It's not my specialty.
- p3
- >You always have it in your head that I'm the violent type,
- >but I've barely hit anyone besides you, Tomoko.
- >Barely?
- >I hit Mako once for warning me about my bad habits,
- >and I pinched Uchi-san a little to vent my anger.
- >Both of those were irrational. Especially in Uchi-san's case...
- >Violence isn't really trendy right now.
- >Violent heroines are unpopular with weak otakus, and violence has been banned from comedy.
- >You should stick with the times and give up on violence.
- >I'm not doing it because it's trendy.
- >Maybe you'd give up if you knew the pain of having it done to you?
- >The pain of having it done to me?
- >You sound like a monster when you say it back to me!
- p4
- >I'm gonna hit you lightly so you know how it feels.
- >...
- >Whee~
- >Stopped in time~
- >Hey!? I told you not to get violent!!
- >I'm gonna stop in time too.
- >There's no way a power-type with an E in precise movement would be able to stop in time!
- >Normal people hesitate to hit others, don't they?
- >So how are you and Yoshida-san able to do it so easily?
- >Are you beings from another world who can swing a metal bat into someone's head at full force?
- >Neither I nor Yoshida-san would hit anyone but you, Tomoko, so maybe the fault lies with you?
- p5
- >You've been on my back all this time, but your sexual harrassment is pretty vulgar too, Tomoko. You should stop that.
- >Eh!?
- >N-...
- >No, my sexual harrassment has a warmth to it.
- >That doesn't make any sense.
- >But I don't really harrass you as much as you say I do, Yuri-chan,
- >so there's no real reason to say that, right?
- >...
- >Class is about to start. Should we head back?
- >Ah, that's right...
- >After school...
- >!?
- p6
- >She's wearing black shorts over them, so it's not all the amusing...
- >Ah... but your panties seem thicker than usual? You on your period?
- >Hey...!? Stop it! It's breaking through my guard!!
- >Ah...
- p7
- >Kuro Nemo
- >Kuro, aren't we gonna talk about the festival today?
- >Hold on. I just gotta do my daily missions first.
- >There's still 27 days until the deadline, right?
- >It'll work out somehow.
- >It's so obvious that she's displeased.
- >How does she get her eyes to turn pitch black like that? Is it her talent as a voice actress?
- >By the way, Nemo, I saw the rerun of that anime you said you liked.
- >Eh?
- >That camping one.
- p8
- >How was it?
- >I don't like moe anime all that much, but it was pretty interesting.
- >I think I'll end up watching the rest of it.
- >Right?
- >How many episodes have you seen?
- >Just three so far.
- >Who do you like?
- >Hmm, I guess the one with the blue hair?
- >It's really helpful that she's so easily cheered up just from talking about anime.
- p9
- >I'm a bit late in asking this, but if you wanna talk about otaku stuff, you could just make some otaku friends.
- >It's not that I wanna talk about anime.
- >I just wanna talk about that kinda thing with you, Kuro.
- >That so?
- >Even when talking with other otaku girls, our tastes don't often match.
- >They don't really match with me either.
- >They don't have to match with you, Kuro.
- >Hmm...
- >Come to think of it, I lent you Pers*na 5 Royal a while back. You still haven't finished it yet?
- >Hmm, I got to about the third semester but, y'know.
- >It's just a little further to the end.
- >For some reason, when you know you're almost at the end of a long RPG, you don't feel like playing it anymore.
- >I kinda get what you mean.
- >You're pretty much done cultivating around the last stages,
- >so it gets pretty boring at that point.
- >No, that's not what I meant.
- p10
- >It's more the thought that "this is the end of the story" that makes you not wanna do it.
- >Aren't you empathising with it a bit too much?
- >I guess I just hate it when things start to head towards the end.
- >Time doesn't really pass in slice-of-life moe anime, does it?
- >...
- >I've been meaning to ask. As a girl who empathises with games and anime,
- >what's your mental state when playing games with a male protagonist?
- >Eh?
- >I grow a d*ck in my heart and become a guy,
- >>Kuroki Tomoo
- >but what about you, Nemo?
- >I just play from a female perspective.
- >How many girlfriends have you made in P*rsona?
- >Just the one...
- >My heart d*ck went wild and made 10 of them, though.
- >What are you talking about?
- p11
- >Then do you play eroge from a female perspective too?
- >Tentacles are a no-go, but if it's a horny old guy or an orc, I can self-insert as them.
- >Self-insert?
- >I mean, eroge, not counting otome games, are all about male perspective, right?
- >They have stuff like climax countdowns so you can completely synchronise yourself with the male protagonist.
- >Uuuh!
- >3 clicks until climax
- >But if you're a girl, it's better to have a female perspective, right?
- >Heroines like in that game you bought have 4000 times the sensitivity right? Guys can't climax at just the slightest breeze, after all.
- >We're talking about otaku stuff, and yet her eyes are back to being pitch black...
- p12
- >Kuroki and Uchi
- >It's been a while since I've gone home on my own.
- >I'm usually with Yuri, Nemo, Asuka or someone else.
- >Ah...
- >By yourself, Kuroki?
- >Ah, yeah.
- >Then wanna go home together?
- >Ah, sure...
- >Ah, I'll go on ahead.
- >Okay, let's go home together.
- >That went by quickly.
- >We're at the station too soon! Gross!!
- >What do you mean?
- >Where are the stopovers!?
- >Well, we are studying for exams...
- >Then let's go study at Starbucks.
- >Wouldn't you be able to focus more studying at home alone?
- >It's more efficient when two people study the same subject in the same place!!
- >She's sounding like the training mode in Um* Musume...
- p13
- >Sorry for the wait.
- >Eh? It's huge...
- >I asked a normal-sized one...
- >And where's yours, Uchi-san?
- >This one's mine too.
- >Eh?
- >We'll drink it together.
- >Huh!?
- >Wait, what do you mean!?
- >Aren't you supposed to do that with a boyfriend or something?
- >Friends often do it too.
- >I do it with Nagi and Miya-chan too.
- >If we're drinking the same thing, it's cheaper to do it this way.
- >That's common sense for girls.
- >>Short 240ml 430 yen
- >>Tall 350ml (+110ml) 474 yen
- >>Grande (480ml + 240ml) 528 yen
- >>Venti 590ml (+350ml) 572 yen
- >>Short Tall Grande Venti
- >I had no idea...
- >True, the volume's more than enough for two people,
- >so I guess it makes sense...
- p14
- >She actually believed that...
- >Kuroki-san seems like an airhead, so I'm sure you can pull it off, Ucchi.
- >Just like Nagi said.
- >She's childish,
- >gross,
- >small,
- >and likely to be deceived by someone someday.
- >Gross!! Why'd you start drinking it at the same time as me!?
- >Hey, it was your idea...
- >I never said you could look me in the eyes while you drank it!!
- p15
- >What do you want to do when you go to college?
- >Eh?
- >I wanna play.
- >Play what?
- >College student stuff, like all-night mahjong.
- >College girls don't do that.
- >College girls have girls' nights at love hotels, don't they?
- >>Go Go Travel
- >>Love Hotel Girls' Night
- >>Girls' Night Plan - Drinks Included
- >I've heard about those.
- >Study sessions at love hotels are popular among exam takers right now.
- >Love hotel study sessions!!?
- >Love hotels have fixed times and there's no outside interference, so they're ideal places for studying.
- >Not to mention stimulating places like love hotels can stimulate the brain too.
- >>Girls' Nights Welcome - 3 or more OK
- >>Rest: Typically 3 hours
- >>Free: Max 13 hours
- >>Stay: Max 24 hours
- >...I see. I can certainly see where you're coming from...
- p16
- >Wanna do it?
- >A love hotel study session?
- >Eh!?
- >N-
- >No, a love hotel is a bit...
- >And even if we're girls, the two of us are...
- >Studying!
- >It'd just be studying! You're gross for being conscious about it!
- >You like videogames, right, Kuroki? You can rent games there.
- >What about the studying?
- >The baths and beds are huge, which are perfect for taking breaks between studying.
- >Hmm...
- >It'll be studying. Just studying.
- >Alright, I guess we can go. It's just studying, after all.
- >That was so easy that I don't wanna do it now!!
- >Why not?
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