Album Track 22. Two Dollar Bill

Album Track 22 -  Two Dollar Bill

I heard someone use the expression, “queerer than a two dollar bill” the other day, and I’ve been racking my brain trying to figure out what the hell that could mean. I finally went to the bank to get myself a two dollar bill, and they said they were completely out of them. So I posted on facebook asking if anyone had one that I could have, and nobody would give me one. Finally, I was at McDonalds and in the change they gave me, there was a two dollar bill. I felt like I had just found treasure. So I figured out what that expression, “queerer than a two dollar bill” is all about. It’s because all the dudes on the back of the two dollar bill look like they’re about to bone each other out. I don’t know who these dudes are, but they’re obviously signing some sort of orgy contract and will subsequently take each other to bone town. They look like they’re from forever ago. I bet it’s a picture of the Beatles signing their contract or whatever. That’s forever ago. I wrote all of that material simply because I had a two dollar bill sitting on my desk. I find inspiration in everything. I’m like a serial killer that way.

Rewrite 3/17: I was always confused by the expression, "queerer than a two dollar bill," until I finally got a hold of one myself. If you flip it over, there's a picture of a whole bunch of guys who are about to form an orgy; it is pretty dang queer.