Tolki Afternoon

Tolki Afternoon by HaberdasherA at Sat, 04 Jul 2015 10:22:06
https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/3c3b9f/tolki_afternoon/
"Tolki afternoon, to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.”

It was a hot summer morning and Tolki was getting ready to go out. She had on a black tube top, cut off jean shorts, and a face full of makeup. "Are you going soon?" Said Sam as he stared at the TV, playing Mario Kart for nearly 17k viewers. "uh huh" Tolki said in an emotionally distant tone. Sam didn't even bother to respond to such a tone, as Tolki walked towards the door and turned the nob. "Remember to get food for everyone" Sam said as Tolki walked through the doorway outside, "yep" Tolki said quickly as she shut the door.

Once free, Tolki put her arms up in the air and embraced the summer sun. She smiled as she skipped to her car, leaving Sam and the dark lonely streaming room behind, albeit only for a few hours. Today was one of the few days Tolki was allowed out, she had been granted the opportunity to go swimming at the local pool and to pick the Sams up some food from Taco bell on her way back. Although this was such a small taste of freedom, Tolki was the happiest she had been in months.

Tolki hopped in her car and drove straight to the pool with the windows rolled down. The radio had been set to the SVG stream by Sam and she could hear his voice commentating Mario Kart. This was killing her mood so she quickly switched the station and started listening to shut up and dance by walk the moon at full volume all the way to the pool.

When Tolki arrived, she parked the car and took off her tube top and shorts so she was only wearing a black bikini. As she got out of the car and walked towards the pool gate, she couldn't help but notice all the loser twig boys starring at her. You see, in Salt Lake City, the men are either really fat or really skinny while the women are pretty hot. Tolki was used to this so she just smirked and ignored them all like she typically did.

Tolki was laying out in the sun tanning, when one of the loser twig armed guys at the pool came up to her. "hey whats up" said the incel loser with a smile. "umm, you're blocking my sun. go away." said Tolki in a very bitchy yet stern tone. The twig boy looked down in defeat "yeah, figures chicks like you only like buff guys" said the twig boy as he started to walk away. "We also don't like annoying guys" Tolki said as he walked away.

Tolki laid in the sun for an hour getting nice and tan before getting up to take a dip in the pool. She jumped in the water and as soon as she surfaced, she saw a group of incel loser twig armed worthless guys crowding around the tanning bed she was sitting on, frantically sniffing and licking up the pools of sweat where her ass and feet were. Tolki swam to the side of the pool and started splashing water at them. "Shoo! shoo you pathetic losers!" she yelled as she splashed more water until the twig boys dispersed.

Tolki swam laps in the pool for a while until getting tired and deciding to get up from the pool. She was climbing the ladder out of the water when she looked up and saw him. A guy with clearly defined biceps, triceps, and pectoral muscles opening the gate to the pool. Tolki couldn't help but stare as he laid down on the tanning bed right next to hers. Tolki wiped the drool from her face and walked over to him to introduce herself.

"Hey hottie" Tolki said to the guy as she laid down next to him. "Hi, and you are?" said the guy in a slightly confused tone. "I'm Tolki, hehe I just think you're really cute". "okay thanks Tolki" he said as he put on his sun glasses and applied his sun screen. "So tell me about yourself" Tolki said as she shamelessly stared at his arms as he rubbed tanning oil into them. "well my name's R.J. and im actually visiting here from California, you see my bother is sick and he..." RJ stopped talking as he looked up at Tolki only to see her biting her lip while starring at his muscles. "Okay, what is with you? Why are you being so forward with me?" RJ asked. "You're just really fuckin hot!" Tolki said as she reached over to feel his bicep.

RJ looked around a and saw groups of pale twig armed guys watching him from across the pool area. "whats wrong with all the guys in this city, they all look so famished." RJ aksed Tolki. "all the guys are like that here it sucks" Tolki said as she laid on the bed with RJ, putting her arm around him. RJ was still a little shocked, he was considered a 5/10 at best back in California, but the women here were acting like he was a god. He decided to just roll with it and put his arm around Tolki. Tolki leaned in to kiss him and they started making out right there at the pool.

"lets go back to your place" Tolki whispered in his ear as he kissed her neck. "Sounds like fun, I just gotta stop at one place before we head back to my hotel room" RJ said. "okay sounds good, lets go" Tolki said as she gathered up her things. As they were walking out of the gate towards RJ's car Tolki saw Papa Herrick's ford F150 pull into the parking lot and park right next to her car.

Tolki started to panic. "Hey uhh I left my stuff in my car, im gonna go grab it real quick then meet you back here" Tolki said as she sprinted towards her car. She got there just as Papa Herrick and the samlings were getting out of the truck. "hey Deb!" Papa Herrick said. "Hey...guys..." Tolki said as she tried to catch her breath. "you alright Deb?" Papa Herrick asked. "Oh yeah im fine, i just got done swimming a lot of laps and im so tired, im gonna go get food now, see you back at the house" Tolki said as she got into her car and drove off.

She made sure to exit the parking lot and park on the other side of the street where Papa Herrick wouldn't see the car. She walked back to where RJ was parked and hopped in as he was looking up directions on his phone. "alright, we'll just make one quick stop and then head back to my room" He said to Tolki. "mmmm sweet" Tolki replied as rubbed his thigh while they drove out of the parking lot. After a few minutes of driving and thigh/crotch rubbing, Tolki asked "so where are we gonna stop?"

"well like I was trying to say earlier, I'm visiting here from California. My brother won some contest to come out here and get a free Wii U, but he recently got too sick to travel. So instead of letting the free plane tickets and hotel room go to waste, I decided to make this my mini vacation for the year and Pick his Wii U for him too" RJ explained.

Tolki began to get nervous, "wait, which contest exactly?" She asked. RJ pulled out his phone "Some, Show...Videogames Wii U giveaway or something. We're heading to the guy who run the stream's house to pick up the Wii U, take pictures, and whatever". Tolki's face became pale and she began to sweat uncontrollably. "Do we have to go now?" Tolki asked. "Yeah we gotta go now, im only here for one day and I don't wanna have to drive all the way back here when its dark" RJ said. "Please can we stop to eat I'm so hungry" Tolki said. "I don't know..." said RJ. "I'll pay for it!" Tolki yelled. "now thats the kind of feminism I like!" RJ said as he made a right turn towards the Taco Bell.

RJ sat down in the Taco bell while Tolki ordered enough food to feed all the Sam family. While they were waiting for the food, she tried to convince RJ not to go back to Sam's house, but he wouldn't listen. "Can you at least drop me off at my car?" Tolki asked. "What is the issue here? 30 minutes ago you were all over me, now you don't even want to do anything?" RJ said as he got up to grab the food, Tolki put her hands over her face.

RJ grabbed the food off the counter and started walking to his rental car. He turned around to Tolki "you know what, I don't even want you anymore if you're going to act like this, I don't put up with this shit" RJ said as he pulled out his keys. "can you please just drop me off at my car!" Tolki pleaded. "No, if you're going to play games then you can walk for two hours back to your fucking car" RJ said as he opened the car door.

Tolki took action quickly and landed a swift high jump kick right to RJ's testicles. As RJ fell to the ground in pain, Tolki snatched his keys, his phone, and the Taco Bell Food. She jumped in the car from the passenger side and started the car, dragging RJ halfway across the parking lot before slamming the driver's side door on his fingers. Tolki drove off as fast as she could, hitting 90mph in a 35mph zone all the way back to the pool.

 As she was driving across a bridge, she threw RJ's phone out the window into the water below. When she arrived back at the pool, she parked RJ's rental car in front of a fire hydrant and got back into her own car, driving just as fast back to Sam's house, knowing she was already super late.

Tolki finally arrived back home an hour after she was supposed to. Sam was suspicious and questioned Tolki, but she told him that the pool opened an hour later than she thought, so thats why she was so late. She had the taco bell though, so Sam was more concerned with that than where his wife was. Tolki sat down next to Sam and began to eat some Taco bell with him as if nothing had happened. Just another afternoon for Tolki.