What the balls

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greetings, human!
Stranger: Aasshole
Stranger: human
Stranger: how u doin>
You: I am quite well? How is your health this fine daycycle?
Stranger: worse
Stranger: the weather is unfriendly
Stranger: i dont bring any sweater and umbrella
Stranger: so tell me why you so serious
Stranger: like joker said
You: That is very unfortunate, human. You should adjust your meteorological control unit.
Stranger: control or kontol
Stranger: baby
Stranger: kontol means dick
You: I am not sure that I understand!
Stranger: damnassholefuckingwhorebitch
You: Please forgive my lack of knowledge regarding your culture.
Stranger: that's a good word
You: It is my first time visiting your star system.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what u see
Stranger: any star
Stranger: or any shitting
You: You have a small, medium-temperature star here. It is quite pleasant. I believe you call it Sol?
Stranger: lookingatmyassandullsee
Stranger: not good huh
Stranger: tom cruise is better than nicole kidman
Stranger: and angelina jollie is sexier than brad pitt
You: Ah, I am familiar with this Tom Cruise person!
You: He is in frequent contact with a genetic relation of mine.
Stranger is typing...