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- get beaved: buy now and try later
- says the prestidigitator
- get beaved? sure, we assented heedlessly,
- and threw our money at the unknown needlessly
- he took from us great big armfuls of dollars
- he said “anak-gonhar-chepanah-beavis-all-are”
- he said it was safe, and he’d never deceive us
- but he made every one of us all be a beavis
- he said, not to worry, it was fully reversible
- then he skipped to the harbor and escaped in a submersible
- what sort of man, profit-seeking, cruelly beaves
- and, having made countless victims, simply leaves?
- yes, we’re all beavis now, bereaved and bereft
- he cast an all-beavis spell and we’re all that was left
- we’re normally lax, and we rarely bear grudges
- but we resentfully wonder where that magic mike judge is
- so that maybe he could,
- if not free us from our cartoon-teenage-prison-bodies,
- then maybe give us our lives and allow us our hobbies
- so that at least, if nothing else,
- there could be a muslim beavis
- and a christian beavis, too
- i could be a lesbian beavis
- a gay guy beavis could be you
- with prideful beavis workers,
- sundry beavises who toil
- clever beavis hands in factories
- weathered beavis hands in soil
- and countless beavis cultures
- all beavis phenotypes as one
- a world of warmth and dignity
- for every beavis ‘neath the sun.
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