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- (JOHN CLEARS THROAT) (GAIL
- BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
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- 00:00:04,254 --> 00:00:06,255
- (JOHN AND GAIL VOCALIZING)
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- 00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:10,510
- (JOHN AND GAIL SCATTING)
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- 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:32,407
- (LAUGHING)
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- 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:34,534
- Welcome back, a
- cappella enthusiasts.
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- 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:35,868
- My name is John Smith,
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- and sitting here to my left
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- is Gail
- Abernathy-McCadden-Feinberger.
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- 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:40,790
- Oh, this one's
- gonna stick, John.
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- 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,126
- Well, you saved the Jew for last.
- I did. I did.
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- You're listening to
- Let's Talk-Appella,
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- 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:47,588
- the world's premiere
- downloadable a cappella podcast.
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- 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:49,966
- We are coming to you live
- from the nation's capital,
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- 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,175
- where the Barden
- University Bellas
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- 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:54,137
- are about to rock the
- historic Kennedy Center.
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- 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,741
- JOHN: Boy, these girls
- have broken down
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- 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,890
- every single barrier in their
- path, haven't they, Gail?
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- 00:00:57,975 --> 00:00:59,058
- GAIL: Absolutely, John.
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- The first all-female group
- to win a national title,
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- three-time defending champs,
- and now, here they are,
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- 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:07,650
- performing for the President of the
- United States on his birthday.
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- 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:09,444
- JOHN: Wow! What an inspiration
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- to girls all over the country who
- are too ugly to be cheerleaders.
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- 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,408
- (ALL APPLAUDING)
- (SCATTERED CHEERING)
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- 00:01:18,454 --> 00:01:20,455
- (SINGING DANCE-POP SONG)
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- 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:43,060
- (SINGING HIP-HOP SONG)
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- 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,535
- JOHN: Here's Beca Mitchell,
- leader of the group.
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- 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:02,121
- GAIL: Look at these
- sequins and sparkles.
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- 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:04,540
- Oh, my! Their feet just
- don't stop moving.
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- 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:13,216
- (CONTINUES SINGING)
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- 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,229
- (SINGING DANCE-POP SONG)
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- 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:28,397
- (SINGING HIP-HOP SONG)
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- 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:35,780
- GAIL: Florencia Fuentes just
- earned her green card, John.
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- 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:37,573
- She may have to do that backflip
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- 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,575
- right back over the
- fence into Mexico.
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- 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,077
- I think she's Guatemalan.
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- Oh, none of that matters.
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- GAIL: There is so much
- happening on stage,
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- I don't even know where to look.
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- Back in my day, we put on our
- blazers and we just sang.
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- 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,163
- We maybe snapped our fingers
- if we were feeling frisky.
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- 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,342
- (SINGING PATRIOTIC SONG)
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- 00:03:01,557 --> 00:03:03,432
- (SINGING POP SONG)
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- 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,640
- GAIL: Whoa! Another surprise!
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- 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:10,523
- JOHN: An overweight girl
- dangling from the ceiling.
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- 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:13,025
- Who hasn't had that dream?
- Lots of us.
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- (CONTINUES SINGING)
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- 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:20,867
- (SINGING HIP-HOP SONG)
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- 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,994
- (SINGING POP SONG)
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- (AMY SCREAMING)
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- 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,300
- (AUDIENCE GASPS)
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- GAIL: No!
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- JOHN: Okay, she has no underwear on.
- Oh, my God.
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- We have a commando situation.
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- 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,223
- There is a commando
- situation on stage!
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- 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:45,850
- GAIL: Who is on top of this?
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- 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:47,476
- - What kind of person...
- - JOHN: Holy cow!
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- 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:49,478
- - Take her back up. She's turning.
- - GAIL: Pull her up already!
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- 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,188
- She's turning. Brace yourselves.
- No.
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- She's coming. She's coming!
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- AMY: Avert your eyes, or take it all in!
- Make your choice!
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- GAIL: Not the front! Nobody
- wants to see the front!
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- 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,529
- Oh, no! (AUDIENCE GASPS)
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- 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,656
- (BOTH SCREAMING)
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- Happy birthday, Mr. President.
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- The Australian singer who
- calls herself "Fat Amy"
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- gave the President a birthday
- gift from down under
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- during last night's celebration
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- held at the historic
- Kennedy Center.
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- In case you're wondering what
- I mean by "down under," Chip,
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- I'm talking about her (BLEEP).
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- She showed her (BLEEP)
- to the President.
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- All eyes were on the a cappella
- singers, the Barden Bellas.
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- Three-time defending a
- cappella national champions,
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- which is a real
- thing, apparently.
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- 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:34,607
- Although authorities have ruled
- out terrorism as a motive,
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- the Bellas claim the mishap
- was merely an accident
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- and issued an apology.
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- I am deeply sorry for the
- upset that I have caused.
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- I feel that I have already
- received punishment enough
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- in the form of silk burn.
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- Exhibit C.
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- No, no, no!
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- It's filth.
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- Women who sing are
- just another example
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- of cultural decay,
- due to loose morals.
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- Not wearing underwear
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- seems kind of intentional to me.
- Mmm.
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- Yeah, you either choose to wear
- underwear, or you don't wear underwear.
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- It's a choice I make every day.
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- You know, until today, I
- thought singing a cappella
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- was the most embarrassing
- thing you could do.
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- Normally, that
- group is on point,
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- and last night, they
- were off-point,
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- off-key, and then on the floor.
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- It's a national disgrace.
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- Yeah, but I'd rather be in that
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- limo ride home with
- the President.
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- Cut to the real
- President, he'd be like,
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- "That (BLEEP) was off
- the hook!" (LAUGHTER)
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- (CYCLE BELL RINGING)
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- Chloe, chill out.
- It was a mistake.
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- They're not gonna burn
- us for witchcraft.
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- No, but the National A
- Cappella Association
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- is in there talking
- to the Dean about us,
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- 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:00,429
- and who knows what's
- gonna happen?
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- We won three championships.
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- Whatever happens in there,
- we're gonna be fine.
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- 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:06,615
- Maybe it's time to think
- about other stuff.
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- 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:08,034
- What other stuff?
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- You know, school, jobs, life.
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- This group is my life.
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- I've intentionally failed
- Russian Lit three times
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- so I could be a Bella.
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- This is the worst thing that's
- ever happened to us. Ever.
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- 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:22,506
- You know, before
- coming to Barden,
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- I had diarrhea for seven years.
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- But yes, this is terrible.
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- 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:32,016
- The Dean is ready
- for you tramps.
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- 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:33,642
- STACIE: Oh, jeez.
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- Ladies,
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- you have dragged the good name
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- of Barden University
- into the gutter.
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- 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:42,485
- And you've really
- upset these people
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- 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,570
- whose names I've
- already forgotten.
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- 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,990
- Your little Southern exposure in
- front of our Commander-in-Chief
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- has irreparably damaged the
- entire institution of a cappella.
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- Just blew it up.
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- 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,081
- Funding is drying up,
- sponsors are pulling out.
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- 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,958
- - GAIL: Mmm-hmm.
- - JOHN: Unfortunately, an example must be made.
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- It is the decision of
- this governing body
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- that the Bellas are
- hereby suspended
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- - from competing at the collegiate level.
- - JESSICA: What?
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- The terms of your suspension
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- are laid out in this document.
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- I'm sorry, but it's over. Hi.
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- 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:12,765
- Okay, can we be reasonable?
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- Fat Amy apologized.
- This was an accident.
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- 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:16,477
- Was it? (CHLOE GASPS)
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- 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,854
- You're taking us off
- of our victory tour?
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- 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,482
- Who's gonna sing the national
- anthem at the Puppy Bowl?
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- You're being replaced by
- the European champions.
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- A German group of
- total professionals.
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- In other words, they're
- gonna keep their pants on.
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- So we can't defend our
- title and we can't tour?
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- DEAN: And you can't
- hold any auditions.
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- We don't need your ranks
- to grow like a fungus.
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- CHLOE: Oh, so that's it, then?
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- So, basically, the
- Bellas are over?
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- JOHN: Look, ladies,
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- I'm sorry that this disciplinary
- action has shocked you.
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- Especially since
- you're all seniors.
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- But the truth is,
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- you're just women.
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- No.
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- And you'll all be pregnant soon.
- Mmm.
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- EMILY: Mom, I'm late.
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- 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,561
- It's orientation. You
- gotta let me go.
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- Oh, I can't.
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- I just can't do it.
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- Mom, you can do it.
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- 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:05,526
- My only daughter,
- leaving the nest.
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- 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,405
- (SINGING) If you leave me now.
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- You'll take away the
- biggest part of me.
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- Mom. You want me to stop?
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- (SINGING) Or I could
- keep singing!
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- No, I don't know how
- I'm gonna get by
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- without your
- spontaneous singing.
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- 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,669
- Oh, honey, you're gonna
- love this place.
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- Just promise you'll call.
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- 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:29,216
- Oh, and, honey, don't be
- afraid to express yourself.
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- 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,886
- And not with those weird buttons
- they wear in their earlobes.
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- 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,596
- Unless you're gonna get a job...
- Mom, slow down.
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- I'm not gonna do anything crazy.
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- I'm just gonna write my songs
- and join an a cappella group.
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- Not just any a cappella group.
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- The Bellas are an institution.
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- My days as a Bella
- were the best...
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- Best days of your life.
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- 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:49,361
- I know. And I can't
- wait to be one.
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- 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,822
- Unless they don't take me, Mom.
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- 00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:54,074
- Oh, no, honey, they're
- gonna take you.
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- 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:56,619
- Thanks to me, you
- were born into it.
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- 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,537
- And then I'm gonna
- be your mother...
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- 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,290
- (SINGING) And your sister.
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- 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:02,875
- Gross. Okay.
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- 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:04,501
- (EXHALES SHARPLY)
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- 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,796
- All right, the next
- phase of my life
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- 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:10,633
- begins.
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- 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:11,800
- CHLOE: Hold on.
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- 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,553
- There is nothing in here that
- strips us of our national title.
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- 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,388
- And if we're still
- reigning champs,
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- 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,891
- then we are automatically
- invited to represent America
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- 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,434
- at the World Championships
- this spring.
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- 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:23,062
- Ah, yes, the World
- Championships of A Cappella,
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- 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:24,480
- where, every four years,
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- 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,608
- groups from around the globe
- compete for world domination.
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- 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:30,277
- I'm sorry. I just feel like I
- always have to be on, you know.
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- 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:31,737
- JOHN: Yeah. Yeah.
- Well, look, ladies,
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- 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:35,241
- we can't stop you from going
- to the Worlds competition.
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- 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:36,909
- It's not gonna help
- your case here.
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- 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,035
- GAIL: Not at all.
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- 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,245
- What if we win it?
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- 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,329
- JOHN: What if you win it?
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- 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:43,916
- (SCOFFS) Like, you...
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- 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,001
- You out-perform
- the other groups?
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- 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:47,753
- (JOHN LAUGHING)
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- 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:53,092
- How do you fit such big
- dreams in such a small body?
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- 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:54,677
- What if you win it?
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- 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:56,512
- (LAUGHING)
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- 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,596
- (INDISTINCT MOUTHING)
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- 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,099
- Never.
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- 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,101
- What if you win it?
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- 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,812
- - Yeah. If we win, will you reinstate us?
- - GAIL: Sure.
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- 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,898
- But no American
- team has ever won.
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- 00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:10,317
- That's because they hate us.
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- 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:11,777
- The whole world.
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- 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,112
- The whole world hates us.
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- 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,405
- Hate us.
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- 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:14,613
- GIRL: (OVER SPEAKER)
- Hello, fresh-persons!
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- 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,865
- GIRL: (OVER SPEAKER)
- Hello, fresh-persons!
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- 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:19,535
- Welcome to Barden University!
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- 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,162
- (ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
- 224
- 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,166
- Okay! The Barden Knight.
- 225
- 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:29,128
- Okay, get off the stage. No one
- cares about you. All right.
- 226
- 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:32,756
- You have made a great
- choice, and a cheap one.
- 227
- 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,551
- Yay, Barden!
- 228
- 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:39,054
- We have a very special
- performance for you guys today.
- 229
- 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:42,391
- The pride and joy of
- Barden University,
- 230
- 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,476
- the Treblamakers!
- 231
- 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,480
- Thank you! Thank you, thank you.
- 232
- 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,649
- We are the Treblemakers.
- 233
- 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:53,027
- I'm Jesse, and this
- is a cappella.
- 234
- 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,778
- Let's do this!
- 235
- 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,739
- Hey yo, Trebles!
- 236
- 00:10:58,783 --> 00:10:59,783
- (SCATTING)
- 237
- 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,452
- (SINGING BUBBLEGUM POP SONG)
- 238
- 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,954
- (VOCALIZING)
- 239
- 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,289
- (CONTINUES SINGING)
- 240
- 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,048
- Someone drop some bass.
- 241
- 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,280
- (CONTINUES SINGING
- BUBBLEGUM POP SONG)
- 242
- 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,125
- JESSE: Now I need some baritone.
- 243
- 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,054
- (ALL SINGING)
- 244
- 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,468
- (ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
- 245
- 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,847
- All right!
- 246
- 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,683
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
- 247
- 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,518
- Chloe, don't blame yourself.
- Oh, my God!
- 248
- 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,854
- You're a ginger. That's
- punishment enough.
- 249
- 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,606
- This is not all your fault.
- This is on all of us.
- 250
- 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,859
- So, if we don't win the
- Worlds, then what are we?
- 251
- 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,111
- Just a bunch of girls
- that hang out?
- 252
- 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,487
- What's wrong with that?
- (CLICKS TONGUE)
- 253
- 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,573
- If we don't win, the Bellas are over.
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
- 254
- 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:05,534
- This is the biggest challenge
- that any of us have ever faced.
- 255
- 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:10,622
- When I was nine years old, my brother
- tried to sell me for a chicken, so...
- 256
- 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,166
- Well, I will do whoever it takes
- 257
- 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,625
- in order for us to
- get back to the top.
- 258
- 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:14,870
- You mean "whatever" it takes.
- 259
- 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,211
- Yeah, I'll do that, too.
- 260
- 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,714
- That's great news. Yes.
- 261
- 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:22,468
- No, I can start Monday. I would
- be stoked to start on...
- 262
- 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,720
- Sorry, I don't say "stoked."
- I don't say stuff like that.
- 263
- 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,097
- I'm, like, I'm pretty cool.
- You're gonna like me.
- 264
- 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,682
- That was bad, too.
- 265
- 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,143
- We need to attack
- this problem head-on.
- 266
- 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,313
- I want 100% commitment
- and laser focus, right?
- 267
- 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,732
- Great! I will see you Monday.
- 268
- 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,234
- Beca out! (MOUTHING)
- 269
- 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,654
- - Beca.
- - BECA: Yeah.
- 270
- 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,379
- JESSE: Hey, ladies.
- Wanna come to a party?
- 271
- 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:47,159
- It's a tiki party. You guys
- don't even have to wear shoes.
- 272
- 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,619
- It's the best kind of party.
- 273
- 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:50,871
- Here you go. Sure.
- 274
- 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,832
- Hey, great job, Trebles.
- You guys killed it.
- 275
- 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:54,917
- Oh, thank you.
- 276
- 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,835
- You like a cappella? Oh, yeah.
- 277
- 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,338
- I've got my heart set
- on being a Bella.
- 278
- 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,381
- It's actually at the very
- top of all my dream boards.
- 279
- 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:02,674
- BENJI: Did I hear
- mention of dreams?
- 280
- 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,302
- Hi. Benjamin Applebaum
- at your service. Hello.
- 281
- 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,764
- I just have to say, you
- are so spirited. I...
- 282
- 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:11,099
- I just wanna put you in a
- box and saw you in half.
- 283
- 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,684
- JESSE: For magic.
- 284
- 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,437
- As a part of a trick.
- He does magic.
- 285
- 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,981
- Right. It's only weird
- if you don't embrace it.
- 286
- 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,566
- Dude, explain yourself.
- 287
- 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,891
- I'll be honest, I completely blacked out.
- How'd I do, man?
- 288
- 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,612
- Honestly? I've
- seen you do worse.
- 289
- 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,780
- Awesome.
- 290
- 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,954
- STACIE: It's been months and
- we're still getting hate mail?
- 291
- 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,121
- Sucks!
- 292
- 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,957
- "For your hairy situation"?
- 293
- 00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,376
- Oh.
- 294
- 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:40,379
- CHLOE: Okay, we are
- officially registered.
- 295
- 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,756
- Update your passports,
- ladies, because we are going
- 296
- 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:47,761
- to the very sunny, very
- beautiful, Copenhagen!
- 297
- 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,721
- Yeah! Nice! Yes!
- 298
- 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,348
- Oh.
- 299
- 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,225
- Where is that?
- 300
- 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,977
- I don't know. I failed Maps.
- 301
- 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,104
- It looks like the competition
- has been dominated
- 302
- 00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:00,232
- by that stupid German group
- that took over our tour.
- 303
- 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,484
- - You mean "stole" our tour.
- - AMY: Word.
- 304
- 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,361
- We need to scout
- those Deutsche-bags.
- 305
- 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:05,445
- FLO: Yes.
- 306
- 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,239
- But how good can they be?
- 307
- 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,950
- Germany hasn't produced a good
- singer since David Hasselhoff.
- 308
- 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,577
- We're gonna crush them.
- 309
- 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:12,786
- And when we do,
- 310
- 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,121
- we can stick it to these chumps
- 311
- 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,331
- who send us all this
- hate mail, like,
- 312
- 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,458
- "Sonia Sotomayor."
- 313
- 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,378
- Judgy bitch.
- 314
- 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:22,588
- The Bellas are back!
- 315
- 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:25,424
- Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
- We're back.
- 316
- 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,676
- Has anyone talked to Beca today?
- 317
- 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,760
- JESSE: So?
- 318
- 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:29,886
- Any first-day jitters?
- 319
- 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,680
- No, no. You know, I'm just gonna
- 320
- 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,473
- be moody and distant.
- Artists love that.
- 321
- 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,558
- I know I love that.
- 322
- 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,310
- Here you go.
- 323
- 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:37,519
- Okay.
- 324
- 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,439
- Dude, why do I feel so guilty?
- 325
- 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,003
- I've given a lot to
- the Bellas, right?
- 326
- 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,442
- It's, like, three
- years of my life.
- 327
- 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:46,820
- Yeah, Bec, you should not feel guilty
- at all about taking your shot.
- 328
- 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:47,988
- This is a big deal, right?
- 329
- 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,198
- Yes, it's a very big deal. Okay.
- 330
- 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,701
- Go. All right.
- 331
- 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,372
- Nothing's gonna stop my girl!
- 332
- 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:58,749
- I don't know him!
- 333
- 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,125
- Becs in effects, y'all!
- 334
- 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,710
- You can go!
- 335
- 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,837
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- 336
- 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,766
- Are you ready, or...
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
- 337
- 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,581
- Okay, everybody, huddle up.
- 338
- 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,501
- Let's go, let's go, let's go!
- Get up!
- 339
- 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,670
- Come on! To the table, please!
- To the table!
- 340
- 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:47,506
- Last one at this table has to
- help Frank watch Youtube videos
- 341
- 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,132
- to find the next Justin Bieber.
- 342
- 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,842
- Hey, so, I'm turning
- 25 next week,
- 343
- 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,928
- if anybody wants to get
- some drinks, celebrate.
- 344
- 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,138
- Frank, buddy, less talk.
- 345
- 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,848
- Thank you so much.
- 346
- 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,017
- Okay, my people, check it out.
- 347
- 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,478
- That...
- 348
- 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,774
- This... Dax, the tech guy.
- Did you call the tech guy?
- 349
- 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,192
- Yeah, I talked to him.
- 350
- 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:10,445
- Do you understand that everything
- else in my life works?
- 351
- 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,863
- Uh-huh.
- 352
- 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,657
- So, I just need everything
- here to work, too, okay?
- 353
- 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,826
- Well, he said he was gonna call me back.
- Oh, my God.
- 354
- 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:17,906
- You want me to call him now?
- 355
- 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,871
- (WHISPERING) Don't do it now.
- 356
- 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,248
- Okay.
- 357
- 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:22,791
- There we go.
- 358
- 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,877
- That is the Lion himself.
- 359
- 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:29,381
- That is the legendary
- Snoop D-O-Double-G
- 360
- 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:32,134
- singing White Christmas at a
- tree-lighting ceremony in Moscow.
- 361
- 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,261
- And he was so moved
- by the power of music
- 362
- 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,054
- to unite the world or some shit,
- 363
- 00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,515
- that now he wants to drop his
- own cool Christmas album.
- 364
- 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,809
- And because I sleep
- on a bed of Grammys,
- 365
- 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,353
- he has decided to hire
- me to produce it. Now...
- 366
- 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,439
- But Snoop Dogg already
- dropped a Christmas album.
- 367
- 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,566
- If you had listened to
- the album like I did,
- 368
- 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:51,778
- stranded in the air with T.I.
- on a golden hang glider,
- 369
- 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:55,198
- then you would have known that none
- of the songs were the classics.
- 370
- 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,160
- I've had to listen to that album
- on two separate occasions.
- 371
- 00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,870
- Hang glider with T.I.
- 372
- 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:02,497
- and also a rocket ship
- that Eminem has built.
- 373
- 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,458
- It doesn't go anywhere,
- 374
- 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,460
- but he's got dreams
- for it, okay?
- 375
- 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,171
- So I need you to
- close your mouth.
- 376
- 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,173
- Herein lies the
- problem, everybody.
- 377
- 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:14,301
- Last time I checked, there are
- over a million Christmas albums
- 378
- 00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:16,928
- with the same 10
- damn songs on them.
- 379
- 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,764
- So, guys, I'm telling you, man,
- 380
- 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,016
- I need all hands
- on deck right now
- 381
- 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,186
- to come up with ideas on how
- to make this one stand out.
- 382
- 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,729
- Okay? You got it?
- 383
- 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,898
- Fire when ready. I
- want to hear ideas.
- 384
- 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,691
- Anything.
- 385
- 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,526
- Anybody.
- 386
- 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,652
- Anybody right now
- would be great.
- 387
- 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,279
- Anybody to talk... What
- if we got those dogs...
- 388
- 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,822
- Anybody but you.
- 389
- 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,909
- What if we got those dogs that
- bark Jingle Bells to back him up?
- 390
- 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,619
- And let me, let me, let
- me guess, let me guess.
- 391
- 00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:43,914
- You want those dogs to back him
- up because he's "Snoop Dogg"?
- 392
- 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:44,998
- Yeah!
- 393
- 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,958
- That is a really great example
- 394
- 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,794
- of a horrible idea.
- 395
- 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,630
- Take a lap.
- 396
- 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,508
- What? Take a lap.
- 397
- 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,009
- But I'm wearing skinny jeans.
- 398
- 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,093
- I don't care.
- 399
- 00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,428
- Go. Go.
- 400
- 00:18:58,513 --> 00:18:59,721
- Let's go. I wanna see knees up.
- 401
- 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:01,890
- Knees up, please.
- 402
- 00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,906
- Guys, I should give you
- a little more time.
- 403
- 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,895
- A minute. You got one minute.
- 60 seconds.
- 404
- 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:10,524
- My time is like a toddler in a tiara, okay?
- Precious and short.
- 405
- 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,485
- I need really great ideas.
- Snoop is coming!
- 406
- 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,619
- (DOORBELL RINGING)
- 407
- 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:29,668
- Oh. Sorry, my boobs are all crazy.
- I was just jumping.
- 408
- 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:33,046
- (STAMMERING) I just came from auditions.
- You guys weren't there.
- 409
- 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,006
- I was hoping for the
- chance to sing for you.
- 410
- 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,884
- No, can't help you. We're not
- allowed to take anyone else new.
- 411
- 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,261
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Wait, wait, wait!
- 412
- 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,971
- I'm a Junk!
- 413
- 00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,472
- What'd you say about your junk?
- 414
- 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,642
- I'm Emily Junk.
- 415
- 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,686
- I know, it's weird. It's
- my mom's last name.
- 416
- 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,521
- My dad's last name
- is Hardon, so...
- 417
- 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,357
- Um...
- 418
- 00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:55,777
- I'm a Legacy.
- 419
- 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,320
- Junk. Junk.
- 420
- 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,114
- My mom was a Bella.
- 421
- 00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,366
- Your mother is Katherine Junk?
- 422
- 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,450
- Who?
- 423
- 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,161
- Only the top bitch
- of the 1981 Bellas.
- 424
- 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,455
- She pioneered the
- syncopated Booty shake.
- 425
- 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,958
- And word is she has a
- five-octave vocal range.
- 426
- 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,126
- EMILY: Yep, still does.
- 427
- 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,212
- You do not want to hear that woman
- doing it with my dad. Whew.
- 428
- 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,172
- What an odd thing to say.
- 429
- 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,257
- True.
- 430
- 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,634
- If a Legacy wants to audition,
- we have to let her.
- 431
- 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:20,844
- Okay, um...
- 432
- 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:24,890
- Show us what you got.
- 433
- 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,642
- Right now? Right here?
- Right here, right now.
- 434
- 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,019
- Yeah.
- 435
- 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:33,398
- Okay, um, I'd like to perform an
- original song that I've been working on.
- 436
- 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,859
- I'm not quite finished
- with it though,
- 437
- 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:37,819
- so let's not be dicks about it.
- 438
- 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,614
- Sorry, that was
- crass, wasn't it?
- 439
- 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,407
- Fat Amy, you have
- a lovely vagina.
- 440
- 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,367
- Thank you. Proceed.
- 441
- 00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:50,999
- (SINGING) When tomorrow
- comes I'll be on my own.
- 442
- 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:55,253
- Feeling frightened of the
- things that I don't know.
- 443
- 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:59,341
- When tomorrow comes
- When tomorrow comes.
- 444
- 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:03,511
- When tomorrow comes.
- 445
- 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:07,098
- And though the road is
- long I look up to the sky.
- 446
- 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,767
- Darkness all around...
- 447
- 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:11,186
- No. That one, I'm not... I'm still
- kind of tinkering with that verse.
- 448
- 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,521
- So it's not... Nothing's
- really completely set.
- 449
- 00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:16,566
- (SINGING) I got all I need
- when I got you and I.
- 450
- 00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:19,861
- 'Cause I look around me
- and see a sweet life
- 451
- 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:22,739
- I'm stuck in the dark but
- you're my flashlight.
- 452
- 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:26,368
- You're getting me, getting
- me through the night
- 453
- 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,869
- (IMITATES DRUMS AND GUITAR)
- 454
- 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:34,793
- You are my flashlight.
- 455
- 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,631
- Would you excuse us
- for just one second?
- 456
- 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,466
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- 457
- 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,927
- She's pretty good.
- Can't we take her?
- 458
- 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,721
- What do you expect us to say?
- She's standing right there.
- 459
- 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:48,223
- (CHUCKLES)
- 460
- 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,642
- She's definitely not a soloist.
- No.
- 461
- 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,728
- Technically, she came to us, so
- really we're not breaking any rules.
- 462
- 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,271
- Yeah, it's the perfect loophole.
- 463
- 00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:57,983
- You know, it's always good
- to have an extra body.
- 464
- 00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,527
- Just in case one of us
- gets kidnapped for ransom,
- 465
- 00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,153
- is thrown into a
- shipping container,
- 466
- 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:05,198
- and is made to eat only
- leaves and gas receipts.
- 467
- 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:07,492
- Mmm, I agree. We need new blood.
- 468
- 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,911
- I don't think we should
- decide anything without Beca.
- 469
- 00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,288
- (SOFTLY) I keep a penny
- under my tongue.
- 470
- 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,083
- Did anyone else
- think it was creepy
- 471
- 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,168
- that she never really opened
- her eyes the whole time?
- 472
- 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,087
- Again, we're talking about her
- 473
- 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,971
- - and she's standing right there.
- - FLO: Oh, yeah.
- 474
- 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,340
- But if we're gonna
- talk negatives,
- 475
- 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:24,134
- let's start with
- the giraffe legs.
- 476
- 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,678
- Okay, let's take a vote on it.
- 477
- 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,322
- Anyone who wants her
- in, sing a G-sharp.
- 478
- 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,723
- Anyone who doesn't,
- sing an E-flat.
- 479
- 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:31,599
- STACIE: Okay. One, two...
- 480
- 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,476
- (ALL VOCALIZING)
- 481
- 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,179
- I like your shirt.
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- 482
- 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,363
- Welcome to the Bellas!
- 483
- 00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:48,533
- O-M-a-ca-G! Whoo!
- 484
- 00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,661
- Oh. Stop, girl, stop.
- Yeah, stop, stop it.
- 485
- 00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:53,288
- - Girl, stop.
- - EMILY: Sorry.
- 486
- 00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:56,041
- So, when does initiation start?
- 487
- 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,293
- Tell you what, I'll go back to my
- dorm and pretend to be surprised
- 488
- 00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,502
- when you throw the
- hood over my head
- 489
- 00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:00,628
- and make me solve a Rubik's Cube
- 490
- 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,297
- while sucking vodka
- from a maxi pad.
- 491
- 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,049
- That's what my mom
- said happened.
- 492
- 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:05,133
- CHLOE: Mmm, no can do.
- 493
- 00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:06,426
- Well, look around.
- 494
- 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:09,971
- We don't exactly have a
- maxi pad to spare, so...
- 495
- 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:13,224
- All right, grab your guts, ladies!
- It's party time!
- 496
- 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,810
- We've got tickets to Copenhagen
- and a brand new Bella!
- 497
- 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,312
- (ALL CHEERING)
- 498
- 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,773
- Let's go! All right.
- 499
- 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,611
- - Should I.
- - CHLOE: Come on, girl!
- 500
- 00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:26,154
- I'm gonna just
- leave my bag here.
- 501
- 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,490
- STACIE: Let's go
- get into treble!
- 502
- 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,325
- Has this bush always been here?
- 503
- 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:31,493
- LILLY: Oh! Watch this.
- 504
- 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,137
- CYNTHIA: You know
- there's a gate, right?
- 505
- 00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,291
- EMILY: Wow.
- 506
- 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,335
- My first college party.
- 507
- 00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:43,004
- Yeah, well, this isn't
- just any college party.
- 508
- 00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:45,757
- This is a cappella only! Yeah.
- 509
- 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:48,843
- So, get prepared to meet a lot
- of sexually confused men.
- 510
- 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:51,387
- Bellas! Welcome,
- welcome, welcome!
- 511
- 00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:54,390
- Jesse! Where is Beca? I thought she
- was gonna be with you tonight.
- 512
- 00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:55,475
- I thought she was with you.
- 513
- 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:56,893
- I thought she was with you.
- 514
- 00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,731
- Hey! Benji, right?
- 515
- 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:03,650
- (MUMBLING NONSENSICALLY)
- 516
- 00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:08,446
- Those aren't... Okay,
- those aren't words.
- 517
- 00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:12,909
- I'm sorry?
- 518
- 00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,203
- The movies?
- 519
- 00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:16,538
- Are you asking me out?
- 520
- 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,040
- Yes. Yeah?
- 521
- 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,251
- (CHUCKLING) Oh. That's so sweet.
- 522
- 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,811
- It's just, my... It's my first day.
- Um...
- 523
- 00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:26,589
- I wasn't really planning
- on rushing in on anything.
- 524
- 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:32,595
- (COUGHING)
- 525
- 00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:34,764
- (INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
- 526
- 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:43,064
- Hey! Oh. Hey! You made it!
- 527
- 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,900
- Yeah, I couldn't miss our
- last Hood Night party.
- 528
- 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:47,360
- Oh. So?
- 529
- 00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,487
- How was the internship?
- 530
- 00:24:49,572 --> 00:24:51,990
- Eye-opening. Yeah, they
- do not mess around.
- 531
- 00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:53,908
- Hey, Chloe asked where you were.
- 532
- 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:55,535
- Why didn't you tell her?
- 533
- 00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:57,245
- Oh. She's just...
- 534
- 00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,414
- She's locked into the
- Worlds right now
- 535
- 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:00,707
- and I'm looking for
- the right time.
- 536
- 00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:01,916
- I'll tell her.
- 537
- 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:03,960
- Bumper's back!
- 538
- 00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:05,253
- Whoo!
- 539
- 00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:07,046
- Campus security!
- 540
- 00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:09,257
- Bumper! Bumper!
- 541
- 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,259
- Fat Amy's back!
- 542
- 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,887
- 'Cause I never left
- 'cause I'm still here.
- 543
- 00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:17,599
- Whoo! But I'm back, so it's a big
- deal because I've arrived again!
- 544
- 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:21,477
- You know, for someone who
- left school years ago,
- 545
- 00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:23,146
- you're harder to
- shake than mono.
- 546
- 00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:27,275
- I've got some pretty big news.
- 547
- 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,359
- What?
- 548
- 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:32,071
- I have been hand-plucked to
- be put on a waiting list
- 549
- 00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:37,035
- to be put on a very well-known
- TV singing competition.
- 550
- 00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,119
- Really? Yep.
- 551
- 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,284
- I know what you're thinking.
- 552
- 00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:40,413
- "Oh, Bumper."
- 553
- 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,999
- "You shut your face
- and kiss me, Bumper."
- 554
- 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,209
- No.
- 555
- 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,419
- "Bumper, please, just
- shut your trap."
- 556
- 00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:47,795
- That is not how I talk.
- 557
- 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,006
- You talk exactly like this.
- Do not.
- 558
- 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,132
- Yes, you do.
- 559
- 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:53,134
- I don't.
- 560
- 00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:55,345
- So shut up. You shut up.
- 561
- 00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:57,305
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- 562
- 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:07,899
- Hi!
- 563
- 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:08,983
- Hi.
- 564
- 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,152
- I am so excited
- to meet the woman
- 565
- 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:13,613
- who single-handedly
- created the Bella sound.
- 566
- 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:14,822
- We're sisters!
- 567
- 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:16,366
- I can't believe we're sisters!
- 568
- 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:17,951
- Oh! Yeah, hi! Hi!
- 569
- 00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:19,494
- Chloe texted me we
- added a Legacy.
- 570
- 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,995
- I didn't even know
- that was a thing.
- 571
- 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,665
- (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
- 572
- 00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:51,067
- Shh.
- 573
- 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,790
- FLO: Remind me again why
- we are at a car show.
- 574
- 00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:08,459
- We're here for one reason
- and one reason only.
- 575
- 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:09,752
- To scout the competition.
- 576
- 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:11,212
- It's totally gonna
- help us win the Worlds
- 577
- 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:12,588
- if we know what
- we're up against.
- 578
- 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,382
- (SIGHS) All right.
- 579
- 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,676
- Now, where are those
- tour thieves?
- 580
- 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,760
- Stacie!
- 581
- 00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:19,804
- Keep it in your pants, maybe.
- 582
- 00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:21,389
- Stacie! What?
- 583
- 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:24,559
- CHLOE: What the...
- 584
- 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:27,312
- This all should have been ours!
- 585
- 00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:29,564
- I hate these Germans.
- 586
- 00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:32,984
- FLO: Holy a-ca-mole!
- 587
- 00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:36,321
- Okay, the cars moved.
- Nothing else happened yet.
- 588
- 00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:39,949
- But they're moving backwards.
- With ghosts driving them.
- 589
- 00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:46,414
- We are Das Sound Machine.
- 590
- 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:51,919
- A German collective, operating in
- concert to create Sonic mastery.
- 591
- 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:55,840
- What better way to appreciate
- automotive perfection?
- 592
- 00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:02,597
- (DAS SOUND MACHINE SINGING
- ALTERNATIVE ROCK SONG)
- 593
- 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:16,361
- (BEATBOXING)
- 594
- 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:25,536
- (SINGING)
- 595
- 00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:37,131
- (VOCALIZING)
- 596
- 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:39,967
- (SINGING)
- 597
- 00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:57,568
- (SCATTING HOUSE MUSIC)
- 598
- 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,116
- CYNTHIA: Man, they massive!
- 599
- 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,159
- How are we gonna compete
- with a group that size?
- 600
- 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:06,644
- STACIE: They're so
- freakin' in sync.
- 601
- 00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:15,002
- (CONTINUES SINGING
- ALTERNATIVE ROCK SONG)
- 602
- 00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:28,933
- (SCATTING HOUSE MUSIC)
- 603
- 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:30,852
- (CONTINUES SINGING)
- 604
- 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:44,699
- (AUDIENCE CHEERING)
- 605
- 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,534
- FLO: Do we clap?
- 606
- 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:47,618
- Do we clap? Do we clap?
- 607
- 00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:48,703
- Politely clap.
- 608
- 00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:50,246
- (SPEAKING GERMAN)
- 609
- 00:29:57,129 --> 00:30:00,381
- Barden Bellas. You
- came here to see us?
- 610
- 00:30:00,883 --> 00:30:04,719
- Is it because you are... What do
- the American kids say, "Jelly"?
- 611
- 00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:07,221
- We are so not "jelly."
- 612
- 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:10,725
- We should really thank you for
- making this tour a reality,
- 613
- 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,102
- you know, with your
- bumbling ineptitude.
- 614
- 00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:15,563
- We should send them something.
- Fruit basket?
- 615
- 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:16,856
- Yum, yum.
- 616
- 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:19,400
- Or would you prefer
- mini-muffins?
- 617
- 00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,819
- Okay, we didn't come here to
- start something with you guys.
- 618
- 00:30:21,904 --> 00:30:23,696
- We just wanted to check you
- out before the Worlds,
- 619
- 00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:25,156
- where we're gonna kick your ass.
- 620
- 00:30:25,574 --> 00:30:27,116
- What? That's right.
- 621
- 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,076
- You?
- 622
- 00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:31,329
- You are the kicker of ass?
- 623
- 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:33,331
- (SCOFFS) Yeah.
- 624
- 00:30:33,624 --> 00:30:35,333
- You are so tiny.
- 625
- 00:30:35,626 --> 00:30:36,626
- Like an elf.
- 626
- 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:39,295
- Or is it a fairy? Sprite?
- 627
- 00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:40,505
- (SPEAKING GERMAN)
- 628
- 00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:41,964
- "Troll."
- 629
- 00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:44,133
- KOMMISSAR: That's it.
- You are like a troll.
- 630
- 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:45,801
- You
- 631
- 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:48,638
- are physically flawless.
- 632
- 00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:49,722
- Thank you.
- 633
- 00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:51,974
- But it doesn't mean I like you.
- 634
- 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:55,686
- CHLOE: We are not scared
- about the Worlds,
- 635
- 00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:58,439
- because when the Bellas hit the
- stage, we are gonna blow minds.
- 636
- 00:30:58,524 --> 00:30:59,524
- PIETER: With what?
- 637
- 00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:02,318
- More of Flabby
- Abby's baby chute?
- 638
- 00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:03,569
- That's not my name.
- 639
- 00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:04,779
- PIETER: I don't know your name.
- 640
- 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:05,863
- Could be anything.
- 641
- 00:31:05,948 --> 00:31:09,700
- Obese Denise, Inflexible
- Tina, Lazy Susan.
- 642
- 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:15,206
- Mein name ist Fat Amy, und I
- eat krauts like you for lunch.
- 643
- 00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:19,377
- Your team is like a... How do you say that?
- A heated mess.
- 644
- 00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:22,547
- You know, a mess where
- heat is applied to it,
- 645
- 00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:26,384
- so what once was a little
- messy is now even messier.
- 646
- 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:29,136
- Darlings, please take my advice.
- 647
- 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:31,055
- Don't try to beat us.
- 648
- 00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:32,390
- You can't.
- 649
- 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:33,766
- We're the best.
- 650
- 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:36,310
- And now I really must
- go rest my neck.
- 651
- 00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:38,938
- It is sore from
- looking down on you.
- 652
- 00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:40,022
- BECA: Okay,
- 653
- 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:43,067
- just because you're making
- me very sexually confused,
- 654
- 00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:45,152
- does not mean that you
- are intimidating.
- 655
- 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:46,988
- We have nothing to lose.
- 656
- 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:49,073
- We have literally nothing! Okay.
- 657
- 00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:51,075
- A-ca wiedersehen, bitches!
- 658
- 00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:53,744
- Oh, what is happening? I
- am using my hands so much.
- 659
- 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,746
- CHLOE: All right,
- ladies, focus up.
- 660
- 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,748
- We need to beat those
- German dummkopfs.
- 661
- 00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,250
- - AMY: Yes!
- - CYNTHIA: Yeah.
- 662
- 00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:01,377
- Okay, we're gonna beat
- DSM at their own game.
- 663
- 00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,045
- Do what they do, just better.
- 664
- 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:05,047
- And we're about to do a
- full skills assessment
- 665
- 00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:07,091
- to blow out our
- choreography to match.
- 666
- 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:10,595
- But the important thing is
- that we have fun, right?
- 667
- 00:32:11,346 --> 00:32:13,598
- Uh, Legacy, don't take
- this the wrong way,
- 668
- 00:32:13,682 --> 00:32:15,474
- but you're the dumbest
- person alive.
- 669
- 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:17,435
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- 670
- 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:28,613
- And you're a cat! (GROWLS)
- 671
- 00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:31,115
- CHLOE: And one...
- 672
- 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:33,284
- Okay, Lilly, that's
- really scaring me.
- 673
- 00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:39,707
- BECA: That just looks weird.
- 674
- 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:41,542
- People are not birds.
- 675
- 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:43,961
- (GIRLS EXCLAIM)
- 676
- 00:32:44,046 --> 00:32:47,006
- CHLOE: Cartwheel. And roll!
- Amy, that wasn't a roll.
- 677
- 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,057
- Again.
- 678
- 00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:12,531
- Is it weird that we never got
- around to singing today?
- 679
- 00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:15,242
- Uh, well, it's kind of
- hard to start singing
- 680
- 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,161
- without arrangements,
- and that's on me.
- 681
- 00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:18,621
- So thank you for reminding me.
- 682
- 00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,289
- Yeah, Bec, we're
- gonna need that ASAP
- 683
- 00:33:20,374 --> 00:33:21,916
- so we can start nailing
- down our choreography.
- 684
- 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,668
- Right on top of that, Chlo.
- Awes!
- 685
- 00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:24,752
- Yeah, awes.
- 686
- 00:33:25,379 --> 00:33:26,837
- So I just wanted to let you know
- 687
- 00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:28,255
- that I've been
- working really hard
- 688
- 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,800
- on, you know, calming my nerves
- and keeping my eyes open.
- 689
- 00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:33,344
- I was wondering if you could
- give me some pointers, maybe.
- 690
- 00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:34,387
- And, you know, with
- the singing...
- 691
- 00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:36,722
- I don't know exactly where you're
- gonna put me in the songs, but I...
- 692
- 00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:39,642
- I don't mean to be rude. I just
- have somewhere that I need to be.
- 693
- 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:40,851
- Um...
- 694
- 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:42,019
- You did great today.
- 695
- 00:33:42,104 --> 00:33:43,104
- Thanks.
- 696
- 00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:47,149
- (CHORUS LINE SINGING)
- 697
- 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:53,322
- (SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL)
- 698
- 00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:08,754
- Wait, hold up. Just
- hold up for a second.
- 699
- 00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:10,214
- "Wait, hold up"?
- 700
- 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:12,702
- Man, I sound awesome right now.
- What are you talking about?
- 701
- 00:34:13,093 --> 00:34:15,094
- Nah! It's not you,
- it's a tech thing.
- 702
- 00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:16,470
- So just you go ahead
- and take five.
- 703
- 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,472
- It better be a tech thing,
- 704
- 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:22,268
- 'cause the way I sound in my
- eardrums, this is immaculate, man.
- 705
- 00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:28,858
- This song, there's nothing,
- nothing special about it yet.
- 706
- 00:34:28,942 --> 00:34:30,526
- Do you know what I mean?
- 707
- 00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:32,194
- Any ideas? Because I...
- 708
- 00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:33,446
- All right, um, hear me out.
- 709
- 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:34,530
- Please, Dax. Please...
- 710
- 00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:37,867
- We could remove the sleigh bells
- 711
- 00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:40,494
- and put in kalimba.
- 712
- 00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:43,664
- You know, the finger thing.
- 713
- 00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:47,460
- I know what a kalimba does. I
- know how it's operated, okay?
- 714
- 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,462
- DAX: Kalimba...
- Don't say it again.
- 715
- 00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:52,256
- Go in the corner. Go eat
- your lunch in the corner.
- 716
- 00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,425
- But what am I gonna
- do with my sriracha?
- 717
- 00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:56,093
- Say one more hipster thing,
- 718
- 00:34:56,178 --> 00:34:58,554
- and I'm gonna shove you in
- your vintage bassoon case.
- 719
- 00:34:58,638 --> 00:34:59,638
- Okay?
- 720
- 00:35:01,808 --> 00:35:02,808
- Turn.
- 721
- 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,811
- Aim higher, people. Okay?
- 722
- 00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:08,731
- And be very careful what
- you pitch to me next.
- 723
- 00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:11,692
- Um, just have him sing
- it again, the same way.
- 724
- 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:13,694
- Who are you?
- 725
- 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:17,323
- Nobody. Literally nobody.
- I just had a thought.
- 726
- 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,533
- No, okay, okay.
- 727
- 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,035
- Sure.
- 728
- 00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:22,620
- Nobody else has an idea.
- 729
- 00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:27,792
- Let's, uh, do it
- exactly the same way.
- 730
- 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:29,210
- Again.
- 731
- 00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:31,212
- Will do, nephew.
- 732
- 00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:35,132
- (CHORUS LINE SINGING)
- 733
- 00:35:40,222 --> 00:35:43,224
- (SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL)
- 734
- 00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:50,064
- (SAMPLING BEATS)
- 735
- 00:35:55,237 --> 00:35:58,697
- (SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL)
- 736
- 00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:43,284
- Or it can be something different.
- It can...
- 737
- 00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:44,618
- Okay. (SHUSHING)
- 738
- 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:45,953
- That was amazing, Snoop.
- 739
- 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:47,663
- Thank you so very much.
- 740
- 00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:49,123
- You can take a small break, man.
- 741
- 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,667
- Everything, perfection.
- Perfection.
- 742
- 00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:53,794
- Groovy like a drive-in movie.
- 743
- 00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:56,714
- You can sing.
- 744
- 00:36:57,799 --> 00:37:01,969
- Um, yeah, I'm a three-time collegiate
- a cappella champion, so...
- 745
- 00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:04,722
- We're both huge successes
- in our fields.
- 746
- 00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:05,848
- Yeah.
- 747
- 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:07,474
- Yeah, let's say that.
- 748
- 00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:09,143
- Uh, what do you do here?
- 749
- 00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:12,897
- I just get coffee and
- burritos and stuff.
- 750
- 00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:15,482
- I wanna produce music.
- 751
- 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,401
- Dax? Can you do me a favor?
- 752
- 00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:20,029
- Turn around right now,
- and watch this exchange.
- 753
- 00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:22,990
- That's "value added." Okay?
- 754
- 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:24,450
- If you have any
- demos you'd like me
- 755
- 00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:25,826
- to listen to, I'll
- make the time.
- 756
- 00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:27,912
- Oh, seriously?
- 757
- 00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:29,371
- Mmm-hmm. Seriously, yeah. Oh!
- 758
- 00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:31,081
- Dax, did you see
- what happened there?
- 759
- 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:33,292
- Uh-huh. She did something
- that was helpful.
- 760
- 00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:36,587
- And now I'm going to reward her
- by listening to her demos.
- 761
- 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:37,796
- Turn back around.
- 762
- 00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:39,798
- Now! Turn around, please.
- 763
- 00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:44,595
- So, Snoop, uh, buddy,
- we've got an idea.
- 764
- 00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:45,721
- SNOOP: Me, too.
- 765
- 00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:47,973
- Water skis, but for dry land.
- 766
- 00:37:48,058 --> 00:37:49,475
- Real playa. You know
- what I'm talking about?
- 767
- 00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:50,643
- Brilliant.
- 768
- 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,519
- (CHUCKLES) Fo shizzle, dizzle.
- 769
- 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:53,604
- I'll write that down.
- 770
- 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:54,855
- Yeah, please.
- 771
- 00:38:18,213 --> 00:38:19,296
- What am I looking at?
- 772
- 00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:20,547
- (LAUGHING) We're
- pillow fighting!
- 773
- 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:21,632
- Aah!
- 774
- 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:24,885
- You know this sets women
- back, like, 30 years?
- 775
- 00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,595
- We're just relieving
- some stress.
- 776
- 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,180
- This was on the porch.
- 777
- 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:29,556
- Ooh.
- 778
- 00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:32,393
- What is that? Looks fancy.
- 779
- 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,020
- (MEN VOCALIZING)
- 780
- 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:36,981
- (VOCALIZING STOPS)
- 781
- 00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:38,842
- (MEN VOCALIZING)
- (VOCALIZING STOPS)
- 782
- 00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:40,526
- (MEN VOCALIZING)
- 783
- 00:38:41,361 --> 00:38:43,404
- Looks like we've been invited to
- sing at some kind of a party.
- 784
- 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:44,530
- We're going to sing?
- 785
- 00:38:44,781 --> 00:38:45,781
- Finally!
- 786
- 00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:47,992
- Well, there's just an
- address and a password.
- 787
- 00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:49,868
- How sexy and mysterious. Yeah.
- 788
- 00:38:50,412 --> 00:38:53,455
- Like how all my teeth
- are from other people.
- 789
- 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:56,667
- Ow!
- 790
- 00:39:02,549 --> 00:39:04,008
- CHLOE: Anyone else scared?
- 791
- 00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:06,844
- FLO: Not really. I already
- lived longer than I expected.
- 792
- 00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:11,974
- HOST: Password.
- 793
- 00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:15,936
- Fart noise.
- 794
- 00:39:16,730 --> 00:39:18,772
- HOST: Did you not see
- the parentheses?
- 795
- 00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:22,735
- (MAKING FART NOISE)
- 796
- 00:39:26,906 --> 00:39:30,159
- Bellas! I'm so glad you all came.
- Come on in.
- 797
- 00:39:31,745 --> 00:39:33,704
- Standing in front
- of you, ladies,
- 798
- 00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:38,709
- happens to be the world's
- biggest a cappella fan.
- 799
- 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:39,918
- We found you!
- 800
- 00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:41,086
- Hello. Here I am.
- 801
- 00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:42,671
- What can we do for you?
- 802
- 00:39:42,756 --> 00:39:45,382
- So, last week when I was having
- a tinkle, it occurred to me...
- 803
- 00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:46,884
- Do not, do not!
- 804
- 00:39:47,761 --> 00:39:48,761
- Sorry.
- 805
- 00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:50,012
- That was rude.
- 806
- 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:53,182
- You do not come to a gentleman's
- house and touch his goose.
- 807
- 00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:56,310
- So are we early, or...
- 808
- 00:39:56,478 --> 00:40:00,439
- Actually, you're pretty late.
- Come on, let's go!
- 809
- 00:40:04,027 --> 00:40:05,986
- This is the big time.
- 810
- 00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:08,155
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- (SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
- 811
- 00:40:17,499 --> 00:40:18,499
- (CHLOE GASPS)
- 812
- 00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:21,001
- Das Sound Machine, two o'clock.
- 813
- 00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:23,837
- Tiny Mouse! We meet again.
- 814
- 00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:25,839
- Another verbal beatdown.
- 815
- 00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:27,633
- Highlight of my day.
- 816
- 00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:31,637
- So, have you abandoned your foolish
- plans to face us at the Worlds?
- 817
- 00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:35,974
- You wish, you gorgeous specimen.
- 818
- 00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:38,435
- She's really in my head.
- 819
- 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:39,686
- KOMMISSAR: Very well.
- 820
- 00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:42,022
- I'll be happy to send you there.
- 821
- 00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:43,524
- I'll mail you.
- 822
- 00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:45,859
- Large envelope costs nothing.
- 823
- 00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:47,861
- PIETER: Well, it will
- cost more than nothing.
- 824
- 00:40:48,029 --> 00:40:52,407
- But still cheaper than shipping, like,
- a horse, or perhaps an adult moose.
- 825
- 00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:54,201
- Did you ever think
- maybe you're too big?
- 826
- 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,078
- - It would cost a fortune to mail you.
- - CHLOE: Easy.
- 827
- 00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:57,496
- You're enormous!
- 828
- 00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:58,580
- CHLOE: Okay.
- 829
- 00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:00,916
- I think we should change her
- name to "Feisty Mouse."
- 830
- 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,000
- Yeah.
- 831
- 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:04,503
- BECA: Just need to find, like,
- a taller pair of shoes.
- 832
- 00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:05,587
- Wasn't a big deal. Hey!
- 833
- 00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:07,923
- Hey! What are you doing here?
- What is going on? (GONG RINGING)
- 834
- 00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:09,758
- HOST: Welcome! I
- guess I gotta go.
- 835
- 00:41:09,843 --> 00:41:11,385
- No. Why? I don't know.
- 836
- 00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:15,556
- Welcome to the first
- ever showdown
- 837
- 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:22,563
- of the National A Cappella
- Laser Ninja Dragon League!
- 838
- 00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:23,897
- (ALL CHEERING)
- 839
- 00:41:24,691 --> 00:41:27,901
- Can you dig it?
- 840
- 00:41:32,407 --> 00:41:34,408
- Okay, let's meet our teams.
- 841
- 00:41:34,576 --> 00:41:37,244
- First we have The Treblemakers!
- 842
- 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:38,871
- Yeah!
- 843
- 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:43,375
- Okay. We have the Barden Bellas.
- 844
- 00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:45,127
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- 845
- 00:41:45,378 --> 00:41:48,255
- We have the Tone Hangers!
- 846
- 00:41:48,923 --> 00:41:50,340
- (SINGING) Sorbet Sorbet.
- 847
- 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:52,176
- Sorbet Sorbet.
- 848
- 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:56,054
- And a cherry on top.
- 849
- 00:41:56,723 --> 00:41:59,600
- And taking a break from
- their national tour,
- 850
- 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:01,518
- Das Sound Machine!
- 851
- 00:42:01,603 --> 00:42:02,686
- - DSM!
- - ALL: Ja!
- 852
- 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:03,812
- DSM! Ja!
- 853
- 00:42:03,897 --> 00:42:05,272
- DSM! Ja!
- 854
- 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:09,902
- And the pride of Wisconsin,
- the Green Bay Packers!
- 855
- 00:42:12,447 --> 00:42:14,114
- Let's go! Here we go, baby!
- 856
- 00:42:14,616 --> 00:42:16,575
- Let's go! What?
- 857
- 00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:18,952
- I'd like to be the brisket
- in that man-sandwich.
- 858
- 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,787
- Well, here's how
- this is gonna work.
- 859
- 00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:24,082
- When I point to you,
- you sing a song
- 860
- 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,500
- from one of the
- categories that's gonna
- 861
- 00:42:25,585 --> 00:42:26,865
- appear up there
- on the big board.
- 862
- 00:42:27,128 --> 00:42:28,545
- There's only one rule.
- 863
- 00:42:28,630 --> 00:42:31,298
- You have to meet the beat.
- Here, come here.
- 864
- 00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:33,091
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- 865
- 00:42:33,176 --> 00:42:34,176
- (BEATBOXING)
- 866
- 00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:41,808
- But you have to do it
- "Follow the Leader" style.
- 867
- 00:42:45,021 --> 00:42:46,271
- (BEATBOXING)
- 868
- 00:43:02,538 --> 00:43:03,538
- (MIMICS EXPLOSION)
- 869
- 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:05,916
- (ALL CHEERING) Oh, boy!
- 870
- 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,501
- Oh, goodness.
- 871
- 00:43:07,627 --> 00:43:09,127
- That was fun.
- 872
- 00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:14,841
- Now, if you can't carry the
- tune, the whole team's out.
- 873
- 00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:18,303
- As in, you gone! And then...
- 874
- 00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:21,181
- Cornelius, this is too heavy.
- I told you before.
- 875
- 00:43:21,349 --> 00:43:23,517
- Because I hurt my arm
- saluting the flag.
- 876
- 00:43:24,686 --> 00:43:25,852
- Okay, sorry.
- 877
- 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:29,481
- Now, the winners will get
- 878
- 00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:32,693
- epic bragging rights!
- 879
- 00:43:33,194 --> 00:43:34,820
- What? That's it?
- 880
- 00:43:34,904 --> 00:43:36,784
- HOST: Oh. And I'm sorry.
- Did I not mention this?
- 881
- 00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:40,575
- A $42,000 gift card to Dave and Buster's!
- (ALL CHEERING)
- 882
- 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,869
- BUMPER: I was going there anyway.
- I was going there anyway.
- 883
- 00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:45,289
- I know Clay Matthews wants it.
- 884
- 00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:48,583
- Okay. All right, let's
- get this thing started.
- 885
- 00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:50,627
- Let's take a look at
- the first category.
- 886
- 00:43:51,546 --> 00:43:53,005
- Ooh. Songs about butts.
- 887
- 00:43:53,423 --> 00:43:54,423
- Okay.
- 888
- 00:43:54,924 --> 00:43:56,764
- Anything on the radio,
- basically, right? Right.
- 889
- 00:43:56,801 --> 00:43:58,468
- HOST: Think about what
- you're gonna sing.
- 890
- 00:43:58,678 --> 00:44:01,847
- Let's start with
- Das Sound Machine!
- 891
- 00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:03,098
- (BEATBOXING)
- 892
- 00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:11,732
- (SINGING R&B SONG)
- 893
- 00:44:25,747 --> 00:44:27,080
- (SINGING FUNK SONG)
- 894
- 00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:44,014
- (SINGING HIP-HOP SONG)
- 895
- 00:44:57,820 --> 00:44:59,738
- (SINGING R&B SONG)
- 896
- 00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:10,624
- (SCATTING)
- 897
- 00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:24,012
- (SINGING DIRTY RAP SONG)
- 898
- 00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:31,561
- (SINGING) Girl, I
- love that butt.
- 899
- 00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:33,563
- But the butt's not what
- matters You know what does?
- 900
- 00:45:33,648 --> 00:45:35,565
- Courtship and chivalry I'll
- take you to a nice hot meal.
- 901
- 00:45:35,650 --> 00:45:37,150
- And I'll tip the waiter.
- 902
- 00:45:37,318 --> 00:45:39,152
- HOST: Oh, my God, stop! Stop!
- 903
- 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:40,987
- What was that, yo? (ALL BOOING)
- 904
- 00:45:41,614 --> 00:45:43,782
- Not how we play the game.
- 905
- 00:45:45,993 --> 00:45:50,372
- You think you're a better
- lyricist than Sir Mix-a-Lot,
- 906
- 00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:52,332
- a man who was knighted by Queen?
- 907
- 00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:54,418
- You know the band Queen? Yes.
- 908
- 00:45:54,502 --> 00:45:56,628
- No, sir, I do not. I just...
- I couldn't help it.
- 909
- 00:45:56,712 --> 00:45:58,713
- I caught a glimpse of an angel.
- 910
- 00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:00,173
- I got inspired.
- 911
- 00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:01,758
- Well, you're going to hell.
- 912
- 00:46:01,843 --> 00:46:04,469
- Because, Treblemakers, you gone!
- 913
- 00:46:04,804 --> 00:46:06,721
- (ALL CHEERING) You gone!
- 914
- 00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:08,223
- Bye-bye. (MOUTHING) Sorry.
- 915
- 00:46:08,391 --> 00:46:10,016
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
- 916
- 00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:11,393
- HOST: Four left.
- 917
- 00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:14,062
- Let's take a look at
- the next category!
- 918
- 00:46:15,356 --> 00:46:17,065
- Oh. Country love!
- 919
- 00:46:17,150 --> 00:46:18,191
- Oh! Oh, oh! I am all about this!
- 920
- 00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:20,318
- Nobody in this room has loved
- more tender than I have.
- 921
- 00:46:20,403 --> 00:46:21,403
- Please pick us.
- 922
- 00:46:21,487 --> 00:46:22,571
- Let me have it.
- 923
- 00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:25,240
- - Let us have it. Let the world have it.
- - DONNY BARCLAY: Yeah!
- 924
- 00:46:25,324 --> 00:46:26,575
- I would give it to him.
- 925
- 00:46:26,659 --> 00:46:28,702
- All right, then. Well, why
- don't we start with you?
- 926
- 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:30,412
- Tone Hangers, you're up.
- You're up.
- 927
- 00:46:30,496 --> 00:46:31,496
- CLAY MATTHEWS: What?
- 928
- 00:46:31,539 --> 00:46:33,874
- All right, I got this. I got this.
- I got this.
- 929
- 00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:35,625
- This is my jam!
- 930
- 00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:37,002
- How about them Cowboys?
- 931
- 00:46:37,086 --> 00:46:39,880
- (SINGING COUNTRY SONG)
- 932
- 00:46:54,187 --> 00:46:56,563
- (SINGING COUNTRY POP SONG)
- 933
- 00:47:18,419 --> 00:47:19,586
- Come on, man.
- 934
- 00:47:19,754 --> 00:47:21,129
- I got nothing. Come on!
- 935
- 00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:22,672
- God damn it! I got
- nothing, guys!
- 936
- 00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:24,090
- DONNY BARCLAY: What?
- 937
- 00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:25,300
- (ALL BOOING)
- 938
- 00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:28,741
- - I'm sorry.
- - DONNY BARCLAY: You blew it.
- 939
- 00:47:28,804 --> 00:47:30,555
- Man, you are such a
- dis-a-ca-pointment.
- 940
- 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:34,601
- Reginald Wilson
- Moncrieff Matthews IV,
- 941
- 00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:37,270
- what on God's green
- one are you doing?
- 942
- 00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:42,108
- I had my mind on those
- 42 G's at D and B's.
- 943
- 00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:44,861
- I'm afraid you've kissed
- that goodbye. No!
- 944
- 00:47:45,029 --> 00:47:46,696
- - Green Bay Packers...
- - GREEN BAY PACKERS: No, no, no!
- 945
- 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,224
- - You gone!
- - GREEN BAY PACKERS: No!
- 946
- 00:47:48,491 --> 00:47:49,491
- (ALL CHEERING)
- 947
- 00:47:50,243 --> 00:47:52,452
- Let's see what the
- next category is!
- 948
- 00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:54,454
- Oh.
- 949
- 00:47:55,164 --> 00:47:56,164
- Yes! Oh!
- 950
- 00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:59,292
- Oh, I was his
- personal assistant!
- 951
- 00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:00,544
- - Unfair!
- - WOMAN: Come on.
- 952
- 00:48:00,628 --> 00:48:01,962
- Yes, yep. We got this.
- 953
- 00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,421
- Yeah, we got this. Get in there.
- 954
- 00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:05,870
- Okay, then why don't we start
- with you, Das Sound Machine?
- 955
- 00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:08,426
- (MAN BEATBOXING)
- 956
- 00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:12,055
- (SCATTING)
- 957
- 00:48:21,107 --> 00:48:23,650
- (SINGING POP SONG)
- 958
- 00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:28,863
- (SINGING BUBBLEGUM POP SONG)
- 959
- 00:48:45,464 --> 00:48:48,800
- (SINGING FUNK SONG)
- 960
- 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,526
- Is that John Mayer?
- 961
- 00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:08,695
- - (ALL BOOING)
- - BUMPER: That doesn't deserve a "boo."
- 962
- 00:49:09,030 --> 00:49:10,614
- I killed that!
- 963
- 00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:12,866
- Explain for everyone,
- 964
- 00:49:13,034 --> 00:49:15,118
- because it sounds
- like you're implying
- 965
- 00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:19,205
- that John Mayer and Tina
- Turner are having...
- 966
- 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:20,290
- Oh, yeah.
- 967
- 00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:22,375
- Get them out! Get them out!
- 968
- 00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:24,002
- I don't know if I believe him.
- 969
- 00:49:24,086 --> 00:49:25,253
- (STAMMERING) I'm
- telling the truth!
- 970
- 00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:26,671
- HOST: Tone Hangers,
- 971
- 00:49:27,715 --> 00:49:28,715
- you gone!
- 972
- 00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:31,384
- Two! We have our final two!
- 973
- 00:49:31,594 --> 00:49:33,678
- Now we have a showdown!
- 974
- 00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:35,221
- All right, come on in.
- 975
- 00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:37,849
- Let's do this face-off style.
- Okay.
- 976
- 00:49:38,017 --> 00:49:40,894
- Let's take a look, see what
- your final category is.
- 977
- 00:49:41,771 --> 00:49:42,812
- (ALL TALKING AT ONCE)
- 978
- 00:49:42,897 --> 00:49:44,898
- '90s hip-hop jams!
- 979
- 00:49:45,066 --> 00:49:47,567
- Okay, y'all, take a
- second to think about it.
- 980
- 00:49:47,860 --> 00:49:49,152
- Time's up! Go!
- 981
- 00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:50,528
- (BEATBOXING)
- 982
- 00:49:51,572 --> 00:49:53,573
- (SINGING HIP-HOP SOUL SONG)
- 983
- 00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:09,923
- (SINGING R&B SONG)
- 984
- 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:19,099
- (SINGING HIP-HOP SOUL SONG)
- 985
- 00:50:27,108 --> 00:50:29,317
- (SINGING ALTERNATIVE
- HIP-HOP SONG)
- 986
- 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:38,743
- (SINGING HIP-HOP SONG)
- 987
- 00:50:45,835 --> 00:50:47,752
- I got all I need when
- I got you and I.
- 988
- 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,296
- 'Cause I look around me
- and see a sweet life
- 989
- 00:50:50,756 --> 00:50:52,799
- I'm stuck in the dark but
- you're my flashlight.
- 990
- 00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:53,883
- CHLOE: What?
- 991
- 00:50:53,968 --> 00:50:56,469
- You're getting me, getting
- me through the night
- 992
- 00:50:58,806 --> 00:51:00,598
- I'm sorry.
- 993
- 00:51:01,142 --> 00:51:05,270
- What '90s hip-hop
- jam is that again?
- 994
- 00:51:05,438 --> 00:51:06,438
- Um...
- 995
- 00:51:07,523 --> 00:51:10,984
- More like a 21 st century jam.
- 996
- 00:51:11,152 --> 00:51:13,486
- That's it. Yeah. I wrote it.
- 997
- 00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:19,826
- Just stay calm.
- 998
- 00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:24,247
- You're saying it's an original?
- 999
- 00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:27,041
- Yes, I'm saying
- it's an original.
- 1000
- 00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:29,377
- Boo! (ALL BOOING)
- 1001
- 00:51:29,962 --> 00:51:31,588
- BUMPER: Go home, little girl!
- 1002
- 00:51:33,299 --> 00:51:34,632
- Our jam is covers!
- 1003
- 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,259
- We spit on originals!
- 1004
- 00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:38,595
- What is your name?
- 1005
- 00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:39,929
- Emily.
- 1006
- 00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,097
- Emily.
- 1007
- 00:51:42,308 --> 00:51:43,767
- I hate you.
- 1008
- 00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:49,814
- In light of this embarrassing
- 1009
- 00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:52,942
- and unprofessional information,
- 1010
- 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:56,112
- I am forced to declare...
- 1011
- 00:51:56,197 --> 00:51:57,197
- I'm sorry, guys.
- 1012
- 00:51:57,239 --> 00:52:00,909
- - Das Sound Machine is the winner!
- - DAS SOUND MACHINE: Yeah!
- 1013
- 00:52:02,328 --> 00:52:03,328
- Whoo!
- 1014
- 00:52:03,537 --> 00:52:05,288
- Yeah! Yeah!
- 1015
- 00:52:05,748 --> 00:52:06,748
- Oh.
- 1016
- 00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:10,543
- (SINGING DANCE-POP SONG)
- 1017
- 00:52:19,386 --> 00:52:20,762
- Hey, did you really write that?
- 1018
- 00:52:20,846 --> 00:52:22,722
- You shouldn't have
- done that, Emily.
- 1019
- 00:52:22,807 --> 00:52:24,849
- Now DSM thinks that they
- have the drop on us.
- 1020
- 00:52:24,934 --> 00:52:26,142
- I'm sorry. I panicked.
- 1021
- 00:52:26,227 --> 00:52:28,603
- I understand if you want me to
- crawl under a rock and die.
- 1022
- 00:52:28,687 --> 00:52:29,813
- Hey, we don't want...
- 1023
- 00:52:29,897 --> 00:52:31,022
- Hey, we don't want that.
- 1024
- 00:52:31,190 --> 00:52:32,690
- JESSE: Hey, Becs,
- 1025
- 00:52:32,775 --> 00:52:34,415
- let's go meet the Green Bay Packers.
- Okay.
- 1026
- 00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:45,703
- Whew.
- 1027
- 00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:49,332
- Boo! (LAUGHING)
- 1028
- 00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:53,545
- I'm just kidding. Would you
- like to have sex later?
- 1029
- 00:52:53,629 --> 00:52:54,712
- No!
- 1030
- 00:52:55,923 --> 00:52:57,590
- So that's a "no," then?
- 1031
- 00:52:57,675 --> 00:52:59,275
- Because with the wink,
- and that's what...
- 1032
- 00:52:59,301 --> 00:53:00,802
- It's 100% no!
- 1033
- 00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:20,613
- I want it! Give me!
- 1034
- 00:53:28,873 --> 00:53:31,624
- Dax. I swear, if this kid
- was not my nephew...
- 1035
- 00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:33,209
- Hey, I know you're crazy busy,
- 1036
- 00:53:33,294 --> 00:53:35,837
- but have you had a chance
- to check out those demos?
- 1037
- 00:53:35,921 --> 00:53:38,840
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I did.
- 1038
- 00:53:41,260 --> 00:53:43,511
- This dead air between
- us is a good sign.
- 1039
- 00:53:43,971 --> 00:53:45,471
- (SIGHS) Look,
- 1040
- 00:53:45,931 --> 00:53:47,015
- you got a great ear,
- 1041
- 00:53:47,099 --> 00:53:48,308
- you proved that in the booth,
- 1042
- 00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:50,351
- and I was super excited
- to hear what else you had
- 1043
- 00:53:50,436 --> 00:53:53,646
- and what you gave me
- was more mash-ups.
- 1044
- 00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:55,690
- That's sort of what I do.
- 1045
- 00:53:56,150 --> 00:53:58,151
- Listen, Reggie. Is it "Reggie"?
- 1046
- 00:53:58,319 --> 00:53:59,944
- "Beca."
- 1047
- 00:54:00,112 --> 00:54:02,322
- Um, that happens a lot, though.
- You'd be surprised.
- 1048
- 00:54:02,406 --> 00:54:03,406
- Okay.
- 1049
- 00:54:03,490 --> 00:54:04,866
- Here's the thing.
- 1050
- 00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:07,744
- Um, any kid with ears and
- a laptop can do that.
- 1051
- 00:54:07,828 --> 00:54:09,370
- Dax can do that.
- 1052
- 00:54:09,538 --> 00:54:10,580
- All right? Right.
- 1053
- 00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:13,166
- So that's fine if
- you want a career
- 1054
- 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:14,834
- deejaying raves out
- in the desert.
- 1055
- 00:54:14,919 --> 00:54:18,046
- But if you want to write "music
- producer" on your tax forms someday,
- 1056
- 00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:20,131
- then you've gotta have an original voice.
- Do you understand?
- 1057
- 00:54:20,215 --> 00:54:22,300
- You've gotta show
- me what you have.
- 1058
- 00:54:22,384 --> 00:54:25,094
- Right now, what I have is a
- demo with mash-ups on it.
- 1059
- 00:54:25,179 --> 00:54:26,220
- Yeah, yeah.
- 1060
- 00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:28,681
- I got lots of stuff to say.
- I'm just saving it all up.
- 1061
- 00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:29,807
- Look...
- 1062
- 00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:32,101
- Uh...
- 1063
- 00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:34,062
- What is it? "Beca"? Beca.
- 1064
- 00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:35,146
- Okay, yeah.
- 1065
- 00:54:36,148 --> 00:54:37,690
- So, you're an intern,
- 1066
- 00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:39,692
- and everybody else in
- here is an intern.
- 1067
- 00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:42,904
- You're talented, everybody
- else in here is talented.
- 1068
- 00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:46,366
- So what the hell makes you special?
- Do you know what I mean?
- 1069
- 00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:47,909
- That's good.
- 1070
- 00:54:47,993 --> 00:54:51,788
- So what I'm gonna do is I'm
- gonna give you one more shot
- 1071
- 00:54:51,872 --> 00:54:56,084
- to show me who you are as an artist.
- Okay?
- 1072
- 00:54:56,168 --> 00:54:57,543
- Do not waste it.
- 1073
- 00:54:57,878 --> 00:54:59,879
- No, sir, will not waste it.
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
- 1074
- 00:55:00,172 --> 00:55:02,131
- I really hope you
- don't, for your sake.
- 1075
- 00:55:02,216 --> 00:55:03,383
- 'Cause I would hate to think
- 1076
- 00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:05,867
- that singing covers in an a
- cappella group is all you can do.
- 1077
- 00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:09,889
- Please replace the paper towels.
- 1078
- 00:55:13,852 --> 00:55:15,144
- (PIANO NOTE PLAYING)
- 1079
- 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,740
- JESSE: (ON RECORDING) Hey, it's Jesse.
- Text me.
- 1080
- 00:55:28,993 --> 00:55:30,868
- Hey, it's me. Um...
- 1081
- 00:55:32,705 --> 00:55:34,789
- Hey, so you might not be
- able to hear this message,
- 1082
- 00:55:34,915 --> 00:55:38,001
- because, it turns out,
- I have nothing to say.
- 1083
- 00:55:38,836 --> 00:55:40,086
- Um...
- 1084
- 00:55:40,295 --> 00:55:43,172
- That's music industry
- speak for "I suck."
- 1085
- 00:55:44,883 --> 00:55:46,592
- You're definitely
- asleep right now.
- 1086
- 00:55:47,136 --> 00:55:48,845
- That's cool.
- 1087
- 00:55:49,388 --> 00:55:51,055
- Text me when you're up.
- 1088
- 00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:52,223
- Hey.
- 1089
- 00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:54,559
- What?
- 1090
- 00:55:54,727 --> 00:55:56,144
- A girl can't say
- she's going to grab
- 1091
- 00:55:56,228 --> 00:55:58,271
- a smoothie and return
- 14 hours later?
- 1092
- 00:55:58,439 --> 00:56:00,148
- There's nothing
- suspicious about that.
- 1093
- 00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:03,526
- Why are you up so late anyways?
- 1094
- 00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:06,696
- Um, I was just figuring
- some stuff out.
- 1095
- 00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:08,364
- You're working on the set?
- 1096
- 00:56:09,783 --> 00:56:10,783
- Um...
- 1097
- 00:56:11,952 --> 00:56:13,494
- I'm not working on the set.
- I'm just, like...
- 1098
- 00:56:13,579 --> 00:56:14,579
- What?
- 1099
- 00:56:16,081 --> 00:56:18,207
- Nothing. Doesn't matter.
- 1100
- 00:56:18,584 --> 00:56:20,001
- (PIANO NOTE PLAYING)
- 1101
- 00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:26,549
- If you did wanna share
- something with me,
- 1102
- 00:56:26,842 --> 00:56:28,176
- your best friend,
- 1103
- 00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:30,428
- I'm a great keeper of secrets.
- 1104
- 00:56:30,596 --> 00:56:32,430
- I'm like a safe that locks,
- 1105
- 00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:34,307
- with a key,
- 1106
- 00:56:34,475 --> 00:56:37,518
- and the key is stashed up my bum.
- Because...
- 1107
- 00:56:37,686 --> 00:56:39,854
- It's fine. Forget it.
- It's all good.
- 1108
- 00:56:40,022 --> 00:56:43,107
- So this has nothing to do with that
- internship that you sneak off to?
- 1109
- 00:56:43,192 --> 00:56:44,525
- What?
- 1110
- 00:56:45,194 --> 00:56:46,444
- Um... Come on, Beca.
- 1111
- 00:56:46,612 --> 00:56:48,529
- You know how we do
- that thing every month
- 1112
- 00:56:48,614 --> 00:56:51,783
- where I take $20 out of your purse
- and you pretend not to notice?
- 1113
- 00:56:52,034 --> 00:56:54,327
- I saw your ID badge in your bag.
- 1114
- 00:56:54,536 --> 00:56:56,037
- Don't be mad.
- 1115
- 00:56:56,205 --> 00:56:57,955
- (STAMMERING) I'm
- not mad, actually.
- 1116
- 00:56:58,290 --> 00:56:59,540
- About the badge.
- 1117
- 00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:01,876
- The money, I wanna come back to.
- 1118
- 00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:03,002
- Shh.
- 1119
- 00:57:03,378 --> 00:57:05,630
- Let's just focus on your lie.
- 1120
- 00:57:06,090 --> 00:57:07,173
- Beca,
- 1121
- 00:57:07,341 --> 00:57:09,008
- why didn't you tell us?
- 1122
- 00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:11,511
- Or at least Chloe.
- 1123
- 00:57:11,678 --> 00:57:14,639
- I don't know. Just...
- 'Cause it's just easier.
- 1124
- 00:57:14,807 --> 00:57:17,475
- There's, like, so much going on,
- and Chloe would lose her mind
- 1125
- 00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:20,853
- if she thought my sole focus
- wasn't winning Worlds.
- 1126
- 00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:22,897
- Sorry, it's just now
- I'm freaking out,
- 1127
- 00:57:23,315 --> 00:57:25,233
- because it turns out,
- like, I'm totally
- 1128
- 00:57:25,317 --> 00:57:27,193
- not good enough to
- be a music producer.
- 1129
- 00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:30,613
- Which is cool and fun to know
- as I enter the rest of my life.
- 1130
- 00:57:30,739 --> 00:57:33,449
- Okay, I'm just gonna
- stop you right there.
- 1131
- 00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:35,910
- You're the most talented
- person that I know,
- 1132
- 00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:37,995
- and I've met three
- of The Wiggles.
- 1133
- 00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:39,705
- Intimately.
- 1134
- 00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:41,124
- Oh.
- 1135
- 00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:43,960
- Beca, do you know how
- awesome you are?
- 1136
- 00:57:44,169 --> 00:57:45,920
- You're Beca effing Mitchell.
- 1137
- 00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:47,213
- Okay?
- 1138
- 00:57:47,256 --> 00:57:48,673
- You're "The Big B.M."
- 1139
- 00:57:48,841 --> 00:57:49,966
- That's you.
- 1140
- 00:57:50,050 --> 00:57:51,259
- And you're awesome!
- 1141
- 00:57:53,595 --> 00:57:55,304
- Do you need some
- of my confidence?
- 1142
- 00:57:55,389 --> 00:57:57,306
- 'Cause I could maybe
- tone mine down a notch.
- 1143
- 00:57:57,724 --> 00:57:59,475
- Yeah, okay.
- 1144
- 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:01,561
- Then let me rub some out.
- 1145
- 00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:03,312
- Oh, okay.
- 1146
- 00:58:03,397 --> 00:58:05,481
- Wait. Think you need a bit more.
- 1147
- 00:58:05,566 --> 00:58:06,649
- It comes from there?
- 1148
- 00:58:07,276 --> 00:58:09,277
- Okay. Thank you. You
- just need that.
- 1149
- 00:58:09,361 --> 00:58:11,195
- I'm gonna get you
- the good stuff now.
- 1150
- 00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:12,488
- No, I don't want
- butt confidence.
- 1151
- 00:58:12,573 --> 00:58:14,157
- I don't want your
- butt confidence!
- 1152
- 00:58:14,241 --> 00:58:15,366
- No! I have enough!
- 1153
- 00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:17,243
- (SCREAMING) I have enough!
- I have enough!
- 1154
- 00:58:25,377 --> 00:58:26,377
- (MUMBLING)
- 1155
- 00:58:28,046 --> 00:58:29,686
- (IN SQUEAKY VOICE) I
- believe in you, Beca.
- 1156
- 00:58:39,057 --> 00:58:40,641
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1157
- 00:58:46,815 --> 00:58:48,441
- Come on.
- 1158
- 00:58:50,777 --> 00:58:53,362
- Whoa. Candles, cloth napkins,
- 1159
- 00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:56,616
- foods other than salsa. Yep.
- 1160
- 00:58:56,783 --> 00:58:59,869
- This is a little classier
- than our typical hook-ups.
- 1161
- 00:58:59,953 --> 00:59:01,579
- Is it? Huh.
- 1162
- 00:59:01,663 --> 00:59:03,873
- I have a patisserie,
- 1163
- 00:59:03,957 --> 00:59:06,751
- some charcuterie,
- 1164
- 00:59:06,835 --> 00:59:10,755
- and a huge bowl
- of exotic capers.
- 1165
- 00:59:10,839 --> 00:59:13,925
- I didn't know what those were,
- but they're like salty peas.
- 1166
- 00:59:17,512 --> 00:59:18,888
- So,
- 1167
- 00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:21,515
- I don't know if you've
- seen the news lately,
- 1168
- 00:59:21,850 --> 00:59:23,226
- but there's a war.
- 1169
- 00:59:23,477 --> 00:59:26,562
- And also, the economy
- 1170
- 00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:31,400
- is dipping and
- ebbing and flowing.
- 1171
- 00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:33,694
- Bumper, what's going on?
- 1172
- 00:59:33,862 --> 00:59:35,571
- Now you're kind of
- creeping me out.
- 1173
- 00:59:35,739 --> 00:59:38,074
- Okay, I guess I'll just
- lay it all out there.
- 1174
- 00:59:38,367 --> 00:59:41,369
- The reason that I brought
- you here tonight
- 1175
- 00:59:41,536 --> 00:59:43,621
- was because I was thinking that
- 1176
- 00:59:43,789 --> 00:59:46,332
- maybe, perhaps,
- 1177
- 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:48,209
- if you're interested...
- 1178
- 00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:50,836
- This is harder than I
- thought it was gonna be.
- 1179
- 00:59:52,881 --> 00:59:54,382
- I wanna date you.
- 1180
- 00:59:54,549 --> 00:59:56,092
- That's what I want.
- 1181
- 00:59:56,510 --> 00:59:59,262
- Like for real. Like
- a real couple.
- 1182
- 00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:00,596
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
- 1183
- 01:00:00,764 --> 01:00:03,975
- Where we, like, go out
- in public and hold hands
- 1184
- 01:00:04,059 --> 01:00:05,226
- and ride bikes together.
- 1185
- 01:00:05,310 --> 01:00:08,688
- Or we, like, go to an
- orchard and pick apples.
- 1186
- 01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:10,606
- Or we, like, do one
- of those, like,
- 1187
- 01:00:10,691 --> 01:00:12,233
- Build-A-Bear Workshops together,
- 1188
- 01:00:12,317 --> 01:00:13,567
- and we build bears,
- 1189
- 01:00:13,652 --> 01:00:15,987
- and you name one "Bumper" and
- I'll name one "Fat Amy,"
- 1190
- 01:00:16,071 --> 01:00:18,906
- and yours will be bigger
- than mine and it'll be cute,
- 1191
- 01:00:18,991 --> 01:00:22,076
- and we can put them on
- our bed that we share.
- 1192
- 01:00:23,745 --> 01:00:25,454
- What do you say?
- 1193
- 01:00:29,042 --> 01:00:30,251
- No.
- 1194
- 01:00:31,336 --> 01:00:32,586
- I don't...
- 1195
- 01:00:33,922 --> 01:00:35,214
- I don't do that.
- 1196
- 01:00:36,049 --> 01:00:37,508
- Yeah, that's cool.
- 1197
- 01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:38,968
- It was a... Cool.
- 1198
- 01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:40,303
- It was a stupid idea anyways.
- Yeah.
- 1199
- 01:00:40,387 --> 01:00:43,306
- Obviously, we shouldn't do that.
- We should just
- 1200
- 01:00:44,224 --> 01:00:46,517
- go back to how things used to be
- 1201
- 01:00:47,728 --> 01:00:50,354
- and just go at it on top of all
- this expensive food that I bought.
- 1202
- 01:00:50,439 --> 01:00:51,564
- Are you crying?
- 1203
- 01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:55,568
- Nope.
- 1204
- 01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:56,736
- No, I'm not.
- 1205
- 01:00:56,820 --> 01:00:57,820
- Bumper!
- 1206
- 01:00:57,988 --> 01:01:00,156
- Come on, you can't be serious.
- 1207
- 01:01:00,866 --> 01:01:03,034
- I can't be tied
- down by anything.
- 1208
- 01:01:03,118 --> 01:01:04,285
- I'm on a walkabout.
- 1209
- 01:01:04,369 --> 01:01:07,288
- I'm a free-range pony
- that can't be tamed.
- 1210
- 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:08,704
- (MIMICKING HORSE TROTTING)
- 1211
- 01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:09,832
- (MIMICS NEIGHING)
- 1212
- 01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:11,167
- You know.
- 1213
- 01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:13,210
- Okay. I'm like a firework.
- 1214
- 01:01:13,754 --> 01:01:14,795
- (MIMICS EXPLOSIONS)
- 1215
- 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,505
- I can't be tied down. Okay.
- 1216
- 01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:18,841
- Then that's it. Then I
- guess that's it, right?
- 1217
- 01:01:19,009 --> 01:01:21,719
- Because I'm not gonna
- keep going on like this.
- 1218
- 01:01:21,928 --> 01:01:23,262
- Well... Fine.
- 1219
- 01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,973
- Fine, if that's how you feel,
- then I think we're done.
- 1220
- 01:01:26,058 --> 01:01:27,141
- I think it's over.
- 1221
- 01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:29,018
- That's it? That's it, then.
- 1222
- 01:01:32,105 --> 01:01:33,647
- So it's over, then.
- 1223
- 01:01:33,732 --> 01:01:34,899
- Fine. Then it's over.
- 1224
- 01:01:35,067 --> 01:01:36,233
- Fine, then.
- 1225
- 01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:43,991
- BUMPER: No!
- 1226
- 01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:46,285
- Too late. You're too late!
- 1227
- 01:01:46,453 --> 01:01:47,912
- I figured when we
- didn't do the serenade,
- 1228
- 01:01:47,996 --> 01:01:49,455
- the back-up plan should
- be to play her off.
- 1229
- 01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:50,699
- BUMPER: Turn around. Go back.
- 1230
- 01:01:50,832 --> 01:01:52,416
- I don't wanna hear another peep!
- 1231
- 01:01:53,293 --> 01:01:54,752
- (SINGING) Trebles for life.
- 1232
- 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,337
- BUMPER: Benji! I'm sorry.
- 1233
- 01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:02,593
- EMILY: Hey, guys, it's
- my first performance.
- 1234
- 01:02:02,761 --> 01:02:05,596
- CHLOE: Calm down. It's just a chance
- for us to rehearse for Worlds.
- 1235
- 01:02:05,764 --> 01:02:08,307
- As far as I can tell, it's just
- for a bunch of old people.
- 1236
- 01:02:08,683 --> 01:02:09,683
- (VOCALIZING)
- 1237
- 01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:12,645
- (BEATBOXING IN GRUFF VOICE)
- 1238
- 01:02:18,693 --> 01:02:20,361
- There's a full house out there.
- 1239
- 01:02:20,529 --> 01:02:22,071
- How did we get this gig again?
- 1240
- 01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:23,531
- They called us.
- 1241
- 01:02:23,698 --> 01:02:24,698
- You know what, guys?
- 1242
- 01:02:24,866 --> 01:02:26,075
- I know we're trying
- a lot of new stuff,
- 1243
- 01:02:26,159 --> 01:02:27,535
- but I feel like we're
- gonna get out there
- 1244
- 01:02:27,619 --> 01:02:28,869
- and we're gonna feel the energy
- 1245
- 01:02:28,954 --> 01:02:30,579
- and we are just gonna
- nail all of it!
- 1246
- 01:02:30,664 --> 01:02:32,081
- Sorry, these braids
- are so tight.
- 1247
- 01:02:32,165 --> 01:02:34,083
- You know what? I don't know.
- I don't know.
- 1248
- 01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:35,626
- I have many, many doubts,
- 1249
- 01:02:35,710 --> 01:02:38,003
- because if we fail this, then
- we won't win the Worlds,
- 1250
- 01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:39,797
- and if we don't win the Worlds,
- there will be no more Bellas,
- 1251
- 01:02:39,881 --> 01:02:40,881
- and without the Bellas,
- 1252
- 01:02:41,007 --> 01:02:43,843
- then my life would
- have had no...
- 1253
- 01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:47,388
- "Malaria."
- 1254
- 01:02:48,140 --> 01:02:50,307
- "Meaning," Flo.
- 1255
- 01:02:51,393 --> 01:02:52,476
- Three, two...
- 1256
- 01:02:52,811 --> 01:02:55,187
- Hey, everybody. Welcome
- back to Let's Talk-Appella,
- 1257
- 01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:57,273
- the portable podcast edition.
- 1258
- 01:02:57,357 --> 01:03:00,860
- We are following the story of
- the embattled Barden Bellas
- 1259
- 01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:02,736
- on their road to redemption.
- 1260
- 01:03:02,821 --> 01:03:05,823
- Trying to crawl their way back
- into the public's affection.
- 1261
- 01:03:05,991 --> 01:03:08,617
- And if they can just hold off
- 1262
- 01:03:09,453 --> 01:03:11,537
- showing us any more
- of their genitalia,
- 1263
- 01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:13,831
- they may make it to the
- World Championship.
- 1264
- 01:03:13,999 --> 01:03:15,291
- Well, I can't un-see it.
- 1265
- 01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:16,876
- It's haunted me ever since.
- 1266
- 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,085
- Well, there's a picture
- of it right here.
- 1267
- 01:03:18,170 --> 01:03:20,129
- No. This should not be
- your screensaver, John.
- 1268
- 01:03:21,756 --> 01:03:24,925
- JOHN: Stepping onto the
- stage, the Barden Bellas.
- 1269
- 01:03:25,385 --> 01:03:26,677
- (BELLAS HUMMING)
- 1270
- 01:03:26,761 --> 01:03:29,221
- (SINGING ELECTROPOP SONG)
- 1271
- 01:03:56,917 --> 01:03:58,375
- Whoa! All right!
- 1272
- 01:03:58,502 --> 01:04:00,628
- - This is some exciting stuff.
- - GAIL: So sassy!
- 1273
- 01:04:00,879 --> 01:04:02,838
- (SINGING TECHNOPOP SONG)
- 1274
- 01:04:28,031 --> 01:04:29,573
- JOHN: Wow. A lot
- going on up there.
- 1275
- 01:04:29,658 --> 01:04:30,908
- I think this sounds good.
- 1276
- 01:04:30,992 --> 01:04:33,327
- Honestly, my senses are
- overwhelmed here, John.
- 1277
- 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,205
- JOHN: They might wanna
- tone down the theatrics.
- 1278
- 01:04:36,373 --> 01:04:37,623
- Let's hope there are no props.
- 1279
- 01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:39,667
- GAIL: Oh, they brought
- the props out, John.
- 1280
- 01:04:39,751 --> 01:04:41,710
- JOHN: And there are the props.
- 1281
- 01:04:41,795 --> 01:04:44,046
- This is more of a circus act
- than an a cappella performance.
- 1282
- 01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:45,714
- Gail, it's as if
- the Barden Bellas
- 1283
- 01:04:45,799 --> 01:04:47,299
- just don't know who
- they are anymore.
- 1284
- 01:04:48,843 --> 01:04:50,636
- (CONTINUES SINGING)
- 1285
- 01:04:57,644 --> 01:04:59,478
- LILLY: Whoa!
- 1286
- 01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:00,771
- GAIL: Look at this!
- 1287
- 01:05:00,939 --> 01:05:02,815
- She's on fire! She's on fire!
- 1288
- 01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:05,067
- CYNTHIA: Oh, my God!
- I'm on fire!
- 1289
- 01:05:05,151 --> 01:05:06,402
- JOHN: Now they lit one on fire.
- 1290
- 01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:08,529
- Good day! Good heavens!
- (GASPS) Oh.
- 1291
- 01:05:08,613 --> 01:05:10,364
- - FLO: Incoming!
- - CYNTHIA: Oh, my God, I can't breathe!
- 1292
- 01:05:10,532 --> 01:05:12,575
- I can't breathe, girl! Fat
- Amy, I can't breathe!
- 1293
- 01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:15,828
- GAIL: Beating DSM seems
- impossible for this team.
- 1294
- 01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:17,913
- Even these common people can see
- 1295
- 01:05:17,998 --> 01:05:20,666
- that the Barden Bellas have
- no shot at reinstatement.
- 1296
- 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,418
- They are an embarrassment
- 1297
- 01:05:22,502 --> 01:05:24,670
- to a cappella and all
- that it stands for.
- 1298
- 01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:28,299
- This is what happens when
- you send girls to college.
- 1299
- 01:05:29,009 --> 01:05:30,092
- Is it?
- 1300
- 01:05:38,393 --> 01:05:40,060
- Is that for a class?
- 1301
- 01:05:40,478 --> 01:05:41,937
- No, it's just when
- I get stressed,
- 1302
- 01:05:42,022 --> 01:05:43,342
- words sort of flow
- right out of me
- 1303
- 01:05:43,398 --> 01:05:44,857
- and I try and channel
- them in my songwriting...
- 1304
- 01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:47,860
- Are we just gonna ignore
- what happened back there?
- 1305
- 01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:48,944
- Guys, hello?
- 1306
- 01:05:49,029 --> 01:05:50,738
- The Worlds are right
- around the corner
- 1307
- 01:05:50,822 --> 01:05:53,449
- and you guys are acting like we
- didn't just eat a big bag of... Ahhh!
- 1308
- 01:05:53,533 --> 01:05:54,617
- Why are you yelling at me?
- 1309
- 01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:57,036
- I almost burned to death
- because of you a-ca-bitches.
- 1310
- 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:58,454
- If you almost died,
- it was only because
- 1311
- 01:05:58,538 --> 01:05:59,872
- you were standing
- in the wrong spot.
- 1312
- 01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:01,624
- No! Flo flipped into me!
- 1313
- 01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:03,751
- Sure. Blame the minority.
- 1314
- 01:06:03,918 --> 01:06:06,629
- I'm black, gay, and a woman.
- 1315
- 01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:08,797
- I'm not pointing the
- finger at anybody.
- 1316
- 01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:10,215
- It was Legacy's fault.
- 1317
- 01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:11,467
- Me? Wait, I didn't...
- 1318
- 01:06:11,551 --> 01:06:14,071
- Obviously, we're not gonna beat
- Das Sound Machine at their game.
- 1319
- 01:06:14,179 --> 01:06:16,555
- So we need a new plan.
- Like, now.
- 1320
- 01:06:18,058 --> 01:06:21,602
- At times like these, there's
- only one thing for us to do.
- 1321
- 01:06:21,770 --> 01:06:24,688
- - Fake your own death and flee the country.
- - CHLOE: Close.
- 1322
- 01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:27,733
- We're going on a retreat.
- 1323
- 01:06:29,194 --> 01:06:31,779
- KATHERINE: Look, I think the
- retreat will be a good thing.
- 1324
- 01:06:31,946 --> 01:06:34,657
- You girls need to bond
- heading into Worlds.
- 1325
- 01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:35,824
- It'll be so much fun.
- 1326
- 01:06:35,909 --> 01:06:38,118
- I don't know. No, Mom, it's bad.
- It's...
- 1327
- 01:06:38,203 --> 01:06:40,621
- The girls are yelling at each other.
- Oh, big deal.
- 1328
- 01:06:40,789 --> 01:06:42,581
- I remember putting
- your godmother,
- 1329
- 01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:44,416
- Maggie Pistol, in a choke hold,
- 1330
- 01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:46,710
- because she insisted that
- George Michael was gay.
- 1331
- 01:06:47,212 --> 01:06:48,837
- Who? Oh.
- 1332
- 01:06:49,673 --> 01:06:52,466
- I'm just worried that
- my entire Bella career
- 1333
- 01:06:52,550 --> 01:06:54,760
- will be that one
- terrible performance.
- 1334
- 01:06:54,969 --> 01:06:58,013
- And I'll never get to solo
- at Lincoln Center, you know?
- 1335
- 01:06:58,181 --> 01:06:59,848
- But you're gonna get
- to go to Europe.
- 1336
- 01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:02,935
- That would have been the
- highlight of my college career.
- 1337
- 01:07:03,103 --> 01:07:04,603
- And you girls can win it.
- 1338
- 01:07:04,771 --> 01:07:06,105
- You have to win it.
- 1339
- 01:07:06,272 --> 01:07:08,982
- You just made being a
- Bella sound so amazing.
- 1340
- 01:07:09,109 --> 01:07:10,776
- And it is amazing.
- 1341
- 01:07:10,985 --> 01:07:14,571
- It's a sisterhood that is gonna support
- you for the rest of your life.
- 1342
- 01:07:14,906 --> 01:07:16,615
- I know you're not feeling it,
- 1343
- 01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:17,991
- but you will.
- 1344
- 01:07:18,201 --> 01:07:20,703
- This won't be the
- end of the Bellas.
- 1345
- 01:07:32,799 --> 01:07:34,216
- Hey, Benji.
- 1346
- 01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:35,467
- Emily!
- 1347
- 01:07:36,970 --> 01:07:40,597
- Listen, I think you're missing a word here.
- What's that?
- 1348
- 01:07:41,141 --> 01:07:44,309
- Oh, God. No. That's not... That
- isn't what I meant. I just...
- 1349
- 01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:45,394
- EMILY: I didn't think so.
- 1350
- 01:07:45,478 --> 01:07:46,854
- That's really embarrassing.
- No, it looks...
- 1351
- 01:07:46,938 --> 01:07:47,980
- Syntax is usually my forte,
- 1352
- 01:07:48,022 --> 01:07:49,690
- so I don't know how that happened.
- Well, it looks great.
- 1353
- 01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:51,316
- Thank you. That's
- really sweet...
- 1354
- 01:07:52,694 --> 01:07:53,694
- Um...
- 1355
- 01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:57,698
- When my hands aren't
- covered in glitter paint,
- 1356
- 01:07:57,866 --> 01:08:00,075
- do you think maybe we
- could try that again?
- 1357
- 01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:03,912
- Yeah. Sure.
- 1358
- 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,623
- All right. Okay. Well...
- 1359
- 01:08:07,167 --> 01:08:10,377
- (STAMMERING) I'll
- look forward to that.
- 1360
- 01:08:10,545 --> 01:08:11,545
- Just, you know,
- 1361
- 01:08:12,672 --> 01:08:14,590
- let me know when they're clean.
- That's...
- 1362
- 01:08:14,674 --> 01:08:15,758
- I will. All right.
- 1363
- 01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:16,925
- You bet. Okay.
- 1364
- 01:08:17,010 --> 01:08:18,677
- All right. Have a good one.
- 1365
- 01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:24,016
- CHLOE: Okay, girls!
- Everyone, in the bus.
- 1366
- 01:08:24,851 --> 01:08:26,059
- Go, go, go!
- 1367
- 01:08:26,144 --> 01:08:27,227
- - CHLOE: Let's go.
- - FLO: Okay.
- 1368
- 01:08:27,312 --> 01:08:28,437
- CHLOE: Seatbelts!
- 1369
- 01:08:28,521 --> 01:08:29,521
- (HONKING HORN)
- 1370
- 01:08:29,647 --> 01:08:31,231
- EMILY: Good luck, Benji!
- 1371
- 01:08:41,201 --> 01:08:43,494
- This place is sweet!
- 1372
- 01:08:45,163 --> 01:08:47,414
- It's nice, right?
- 1373
- 01:08:47,582 --> 01:08:49,342
- I need to find somewhere
- to charge my laptop.
- 1374
- 01:08:50,168 --> 01:08:51,408
- How'd you hear about this place?
- 1375
- 01:08:51,503 --> 01:08:53,003
- From yours truly.
- 1376
- 01:08:53,630 --> 01:08:54,671
- Hello, Bellas.
- 1377
- 01:08:54,839 --> 01:08:56,048
- ALL: Aubrey!
- 1378
- 01:08:56,174 --> 01:08:58,342
- - AMY: Aubrey!
- - FLO: Aubrey!
- 1379
- 01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:01,804
- Okay, girls.
- 1380
- 01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:03,180
- Oh, wow. Hi! You must be Emily.
- 1381
- 01:09:03,389 --> 01:09:05,557
- EMILY: Hey, hey. Hey. Hi.
- 1382
- 01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:08,393
- Welcome to The Lodge
- at Fallen Leaves,
- 1383
- 01:09:08,478 --> 01:09:10,187
- where Fortune 500 companies send
- 1384
- 01:09:10,271 --> 01:09:11,939
- their employees to
- build teamwork skills.
- 1385
- 01:09:12,106 --> 01:09:13,816
- You run this whole place?
- 1386
- 01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:15,150
- You know, I realized
- I had a knack for
- 1387
- 01:09:15,235 --> 01:09:17,444
- barking orders and
- bending people's will.
- 1388
- 01:09:17,529 --> 01:09:19,613
- So I made a career out of it.
- 1389
- 01:09:19,906 --> 01:09:20,906
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- 1390
- 01:09:21,032 --> 01:09:22,241
- Which reminds me,
- 1391
- 01:09:22,325 --> 01:09:23,992
- fall in line, Bellas!
- 1392
- 01:09:24,077 --> 01:09:25,157
- CYNTHIA: She ain't changed.
- 1393
- 01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:27,162
- No slouching! No straggling!
- 1394
- 01:09:27,247 --> 01:09:29,081
- I see you, Jessica.
- 1395
- 01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:33,460
- It is with great
- sorrow and regret
- 1396
- 01:09:33,795 --> 01:09:37,673
- that I had to watch our
- once proud organization
- 1397
- 01:09:37,841 --> 01:09:40,926
- become a national disgrace!
- 1398
- 01:09:42,804 --> 01:09:44,471
- Can I have the keys
- to the minibar?
- 1399
- 01:09:44,556 --> 01:09:46,014
- Zip it.
- 1400
- 01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:50,352
- The Worlds signifies a
- shot at redemption.
- 1401
- 01:09:50,687 --> 01:09:52,020
- You don't have a
- chance at winning
- 1402
- 01:09:52,105 --> 01:09:54,439
- until you find your sound again.
- 1403
- 01:09:54,607 --> 01:09:57,234
- You have totally
- lost your Harmony!
- 1404
- 01:09:57,402 --> 01:10:00,028
- So, for the next two days,
- 1405
- 01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:03,866
- you will be doing everything
- together until you regain it.
- 1406
- 01:10:04,242 --> 01:10:07,160
- Ladies, get ready
- to be transformed.
- 1407
- 01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:11,081
- You are surrounded with the
- strength of your fellow Bellas
- 1408
- 01:10:11,499 --> 01:10:15,210
- and the support of a
- proud female tradition.
- 1409
- 01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:17,254
- And a few dozen bear traps.
- 1410
- 01:10:17,338 --> 01:10:18,630
- So don't stray too far
- from the marked paths.
- 1411
- 01:10:18,798 --> 01:10:20,883
- - Okay, great, let's go!
- - EMILY: All right.
- 1412
- 01:10:20,967 --> 01:10:23,468
- Well, maybe I'll just
- start with a hot shower,
- 1413
- 01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:24,761
- maybe a little foot rub.
- 1414
- 01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:27,764
- Fat Amy, there are no
- guest rooms for you.
- 1415
- 01:10:27,974 --> 01:10:29,933
- Then where are we staying?
- 1416
- 01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:39,651
- I don't understand camping.
- 1417
- 01:10:39,819 --> 01:10:42,112
- We're voluntarily
- living like dogs.
- 1418
- 01:10:44,115 --> 01:10:45,407
- BECA: This is the worst.
- 1419
- 01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:48,327
- The air we're breathing right
- now is at least 90% fart.
- 1420
- 01:10:49,954 --> 01:10:51,371
- That reminds me,
- 1421
- 01:10:51,456 --> 01:10:53,290
- I need to see a man
- about a horse.
- 1422
- 01:10:55,919 --> 01:10:56,919
- Oh!
- 1423
- 01:10:58,129 --> 01:11:00,797
- Did anyone happen to pack a
- spare roll of toilet paper?
- 1424
- 01:11:01,174 --> 01:11:02,674
- - Or a moist towelette?
- - CHLOE: Nope.
- 1425
- 01:11:03,176 --> 01:11:06,261
- Anyone have a T-shirt,
- size extra-small?
- 1426
- 01:11:06,846 --> 01:11:09,348
- Okay. Side of the tent it is.
- 1427
- 01:11:13,853 --> 01:11:15,020
- (WHISPERING) What
- are we doing here?
- 1428
- 01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:16,229
- We're bonding.
- 1429
- 01:11:16,314 --> 01:11:18,273
- You seem so tense. Do
- you need a back rub?
- 1430
- 01:11:18,358 --> 01:11:20,609
- Several body parts are rubbing
- my back right now, thank you.
- 1431
- 01:11:20,693 --> 01:11:22,110
- You know, Beca,
- we're very close,
- 1432
- 01:11:22,195 --> 01:11:23,862
- but I feel like this retreat
- is really gonna let us
- 1433
- 01:11:23,947 --> 01:11:25,614
- discover everything
- about each other.
- 1434
- 01:11:25,698 --> 01:11:26,698
- Is that right?
- 1435
- 01:11:27,951 --> 01:11:29,534
- You know, one of
- my biggest regrets
- 1436
- 01:11:29,619 --> 01:11:32,329
- is that I didn't do enough
- experimenting in college.
- 1437
- 01:11:32,872 --> 01:11:34,039
- You're so weird.
- 1438
- 01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:35,207
- Thanks.
- 1439
- 01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:36,833
- I wanna go home.
- 1440
- 01:11:41,506 --> 01:11:43,799
- I hope the sun never comes up.
- 1441
- 01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:45,634
- (GASPS)
- 1442
- 01:11:45,969 --> 01:11:48,303
- Why do I get the travel pillow?
- 1443
- 01:11:49,013 --> 01:11:50,555
- Were you touching my goodies?
- 1444
- 01:11:51,683 --> 01:11:52,849
- Yes.
- 1445
- 01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:58,146
- AMY: Oh, guys, I've got a little...
- It won't...
- 1446
- 01:11:58,481 --> 01:12:00,482
- I just need some
- help getting it out.
- 1447
- 01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:02,234
- Can you sing something?
- 1448
- 01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:04,236
- The pipe's a bit blocked.
- 1449
- 01:12:04,487 --> 01:12:06,363
- (SINGING POP ROCK SONG)
- 1450
- 01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:09,700
- AMY: Thanks, Chloe.
- 1451
- 01:12:09,951 --> 01:12:11,868
- (ALL SINGING)
- 1452
- 01:12:13,496 --> 01:12:15,205
- What kind of white shit is this?
- 1453
- 01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:20,368
- AMY: Coming out like froyo now.
- 1454
- 01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:29,177
- (WHISTLE BLOWING)
- 1455
- 01:12:29,262 --> 01:12:31,847
- Up and at 'em, Bellas!
- Come on! Let's go!
- 1456
- 01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:34,516
- Let's go! Let's wake up!
- Let's do this!
- 1457
- 01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:36,268
- Come on! Pick up
- the pace, girls!
- 1458
- 01:12:36,436 --> 01:12:37,436
- Come on!
- 1459
- 01:12:37,603 --> 01:12:39,980
- Today we are going
- back to the basics
- 1460
- 01:12:40,064 --> 01:12:41,523
- to re-learn how to
- sing as a group,
- 1461
- 01:12:41,607 --> 01:12:44,818
- while also enduring death-defying
- team-building trust exercises.
- 1462
- 01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:46,111
- What a great idea!
- 1463
- 01:12:46,404 --> 01:12:48,405
- AUBREY: Okay, so let's begin.
- 1464
- 01:12:51,617 --> 01:12:54,077
- (SINGING BOOGIE-WOOGIE SONG)
- 1465
- 01:12:54,162 --> 01:12:55,162
- Come on.
- 1466
- 01:12:55,246 --> 01:12:57,122
- (ALL SINGING)
- 1467
- 01:13:09,969 --> 01:13:11,803
- (SINGING R&B SONG)
- 1468
- 01:13:14,432 --> 01:13:15,432
- AUBREY: Trust your team!
- 1469
- 01:13:18,936 --> 01:13:20,616
- - EMILY: Careful, Fat Amy!
- - AMY: Turn me over!
- 1470
- 01:13:21,105 --> 01:13:22,105
- Come on, lunch!
- 1471
- 01:13:22,482 --> 01:13:25,317
- (SINGING SOUL SONG)
- 1472
- 01:13:34,494 --> 01:13:36,203
- AMY: She says she's Asian Jesus.
- 1473
- 01:13:39,207 --> 01:13:41,958
- (SINGING R&B SONG)
- 1474
- 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:55,514
- (SCATTING)
- 1475
- 01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:14,157
- (VOCALIZING)
- 1476
- 01:14:14,242 --> 01:14:16,076
- (ALL SINGING)
- 1477
- 01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:24,876
- Great.
- 1478
- 01:14:25,044 --> 01:14:28,547
- Okay, that was two steps
- away from being almost fine.
- 1479
- 01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:30,006
- Sorry, what are we doing?
- 1480
- 01:14:30,550 --> 01:14:32,134
- We're rediscovering our sound.
- 1481
- 01:14:32,218 --> 01:14:33,218
- BECA: Are we?
- 1482
- 01:14:33,553 --> 01:14:34,845
- 'Cause it feels like
- we're just singing songs
- 1483
- 01:14:34,929 --> 01:14:36,221
- that would never go in our set.
- 1484
- 01:14:36,389 --> 01:14:37,389
- CHLOE: Beca, come on.
- 1485
- 01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:39,057
- No, none of us know how to
- beat Das Sound Machine,
- 1486
- 01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:40,976
- but I know it's not
- gonna be by doing this.
- 1487
- 01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:43,895
- This is just an exercise
- in finding Harmony, Beca.
- 1488
- 01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:45,772
- Sometimes you have
- to break things down
- 1489
- 01:14:45,857 --> 01:14:46,898
- before you can build
- them back up again.
- 1490
- 01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:49,151
- I've got more important
- things to do!
- 1491
- 01:14:49,235 --> 01:14:50,819
- What could be more
- important than this?
- 1492
- 01:14:50,903 --> 01:14:52,195
- Nothing. Forget it.
- 1493
- 01:14:52,697 --> 01:14:54,322
- No, you don't think that
- we haven't all realized
- 1494
- 01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:55,991
- you've been a little
- checked-out lately?
- 1495
- 01:14:56,075 --> 01:14:57,534
- Come on, Beca, just tell her.
- 1496
- 01:14:57,910 --> 01:14:58,910
- CHLOE: I heard that.
- 1497
- 01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:00,162
- Tell me what?
- 1498
- 01:15:00,746 --> 01:15:02,914
- Oh, you misunderstood me.
- I clearly said...
- 1499
- 01:15:03,082 --> 01:15:04,749
- (MUMBLING NONSENSICALLY)
- 1500
- 01:15:06,419 --> 01:15:08,503
- Listen, I don't want
- you guys to fight.
- 1501
- 01:15:08,588 --> 01:15:11,339
- You're Beca and Chloe.
- Together you're "Bloe."
- 1502
- 01:15:11,424 --> 01:15:13,049
- And everyone loves a good bloe.
- 1503
- 01:15:13,593 --> 01:15:14,843
- So...
- 1504
- 01:15:14,927 --> 01:15:16,178
- Okay.
- 1505
- 01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:18,346
- I've been interning
- at a recording studio
- 1506
- 01:15:18,431 --> 01:15:20,015
- and a legit music producer
- wants to hear my work.
- 1507
- 01:15:20,099 --> 01:15:22,100
- God forbid I have something
- going on outside this group.
- 1508
- 01:15:22,185 --> 01:15:23,185
- Okay.
- 1509
- 01:15:23,436 --> 01:15:25,145
- So why would you keep
- something like that from us?
- 1510
- 01:15:25,229 --> 01:15:27,022
- 'Cause you're obsessed!
- You all are.
- 1511
- 01:15:27,190 --> 01:15:28,690
- We're graduating,
- and the only person
- 1512
- 01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:30,650
- thinking about life
- after the Bellas is me.
- 1513
- 01:15:30,735 --> 01:15:33,111
- What is so wrong with being
- focused on the Bellas?
- 1514
- 01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:35,614
- This has been my family
- for seven years.
- 1515
- 01:15:35,948 --> 01:15:37,508
- Yeah, 'cause you're
- too scared to leave!
- 1516
- 01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:38,700
- Sack up, dude!
- 1517
- 01:15:38,784 --> 01:15:40,035
- Girl fight!
- 1518
- 01:15:40,119 --> 01:15:42,454
- Okay, so you've been lying
- to us for the entire year
- 1519
- 01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:43,538
- and now you're just
- gonna flake out?
- 1520
- 01:15:43,623 --> 01:15:44,873
- Now you're gonna flake out when
- 1521
- 01:15:44,957 --> 01:15:46,333
- the Worlds is, like,
- right after graduation?
- 1522
- 01:15:46,417 --> 01:15:48,793
- Oh, my God! Enough
- about the Worlds! I...
- 1523
- 01:15:48,878 --> 01:15:50,170
- I'm out of here.
- 1524
- 01:15:50,254 --> 01:15:51,546
- Oh, okay, you're just
- gonna leave now?
- 1525
- 01:15:51,631 --> 01:15:52,714
- BECA: We all have to,
- eventually, Chloe!
- 1526
- 01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:54,382
- It might as well be now!
- 1527
- 01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:55,508
- Wait, Beca...
- 1528
- 01:15:55,593 --> 01:15:57,093
- If you all knew what was good
- for you, you'd follow me.
- 1529
- 01:15:57,178 --> 01:15:58,428
- Beca, the sign! (BECA SCREAMING)
- 1530
- 01:15:59,597 --> 01:16:01,556
- BECA: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
- 1531
- 01:16:01,641 --> 01:16:02,682
- Oh, no, Beca! Beca!
- 1532
- 01:16:02,767 --> 01:16:04,726
- BECA: What the hell? I'm stuck!
- 1533
- 01:16:04,810 --> 01:16:06,853
- I'm stuck! I'm seeing spots!
- I'm seeing spots!
- 1534
- 01:16:06,938 --> 01:16:08,730
- CHLOE: Well, well, well.
- 1535
- 01:16:08,814 --> 01:16:10,232
- Look who needs our help.
- 1536
- 01:16:10,316 --> 01:16:11,733
- BECA: Not cool, guys!
- 1537
- 01:16:11,817 --> 01:16:15,237
- No, what's not cool is you taking
- out your frustrations on us!
- 1538
- 01:16:15,321 --> 01:16:17,239
- Really? That's what you're
- gonna say to me right now?
- 1539
- 01:16:17,323 --> 01:16:19,491
- Help me! I'm dying! I'm dying!
- 1540
- 01:16:19,617 --> 01:16:20,617
- (SCREAMS) (ALL GASP)
- 1541
- 01:16:21,994 --> 01:16:24,246
- We need to get her down!
- We need a ladder!
- 1542
- 01:16:24,372 --> 01:16:25,705
- - No, we don't believe in ladders.
- - BECA: What?
- 1543
- 01:16:25,790 --> 01:16:27,207
- They suggest a
- corporate hierarchy
- 1544
- 01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:29,451
- that is counter-productive
- to my team-building program.
- 1545
- 01:16:29,502 --> 01:16:32,379
- What kind of operation
- are you running here?
- 1546
- 01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:35,382
- Seriously, this whole place is,
- like, full of booby traps!
- 1547
- 01:16:35,466 --> 01:16:36,591
- And guess what?
- 1548
- 01:16:36,676 --> 01:16:38,969
- Boobs should never be trapped!
- 1549
- 01:16:39,303 --> 01:16:41,846
- Unless it's for support if
- you have lower back issues.
- 1550
- 01:16:42,181 --> 01:16:44,599
- Okay! If I'm about
- to die, I'm sorry!
- 1551
- 01:16:44,684 --> 01:16:46,268
- I didn't mean any of
- that stuff I said!
- 1552
- 01:16:46,352 --> 01:16:48,103
- I love all of you! I love
- all of you awesome nerds,
- 1553
- 01:16:48,187 --> 01:16:51,027
- and I love being a Bella. I'm just so
- stressed out right now... (SCREAMS)
- 1554
- 01:16:51,232 --> 01:16:52,607
- Oh, my God! Oh, my gosh!
- 1555
- 01:16:52,692 --> 01:16:55,485
- Jessica and Ashley, I don't actually
- know which one of you is which.
- 1556
- 01:16:55,569 --> 01:16:57,112
- I'm Jessica! I'm Jessica!
- 1557
- 01:16:57,196 --> 01:16:59,489
- CHLOE: Don't worry, we're
- gonna get you down! Focus up.
- 1558
- 01:16:59,573 --> 01:17:01,283
- Get in formation, we can do this.
- Flo, get up. Okay.
- 1559
- 01:17:01,367 --> 01:17:02,575
- - Fat Amy, come on!
- - AMY: Yes!
- 1560
- 01:17:02,660 --> 01:17:04,786
- Let's focus. Work
- together as a team.
- 1561
- 01:17:04,870 --> 01:17:05,996
- Don't worry, Beca, we got...
- 1562
- 01:17:06,205 --> 01:17:07,205
- (ALL SCREAMING)
- 1563
- 01:17:11,419 --> 01:17:12,585
- FLO: She's alive. (PANTING)
- 1564
- 01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:16,381
- I sleep upside down like a bat.
- 1565
- 01:17:23,306 --> 01:17:25,432
- BECA: It's just everything's
- changing so fast
- 1566
- 01:17:25,516 --> 01:17:28,059
- and I'm putting all this
- pressure on myself, you know?
- 1567
- 01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:29,728
- I don't wanna fail.
- 1568
- 01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:31,532
- But if you just would
- have said something...
- 1569
- 01:17:31,605 --> 01:17:34,274
- Yeah, I know. But I'm
- weird about that stuff.
- 1570
- 01:17:34,358 --> 01:17:37,277
- I thought I could figure it
- out on my own, and I can't.
- 1571
- 01:17:38,112 --> 01:17:40,655
- Maybe I don't have
- anything original to say.
- 1572
- 01:17:41,532 --> 01:17:43,491
- I wish I could do what you do.
- 1573
- 01:17:44,243 --> 01:17:47,162
- Well, I feel the
- same way about you.
- 1574
- 01:17:47,288 --> 01:17:49,581
- You're so good,
- it's intimidating.
- 1575
- 01:17:49,749 --> 01:17:53,168
- All I've ever wanted
- is to be one of you.
- 1576
- 01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:56,254
- Not a Legacy, but a Bella.
- 1577
- 01:17:56,756 --> 01:17:58,381
- - You are a real Bella.
- - CYNTHIA: Of course you're a Bella.
- 1578
- 01:17:58,549 --> 01:18:01,593
- You are one of us. You
- paid the registration fee.
- 1579
- 01:18:02,595 --> 01:18:04,429
- That's for life, dude.
- 1580
- 01:18:06,265 --> 01:18:08,099
- Do you wanna collaborate
- on something?
- 1581
- 01:18:09,143 --> 01:18:10,185
- (CHUCKLES)
- 1582
- 01:18:10,269 --> 01:18:11,936
- Wait. Are you being serious?
- 1583
- 01:18:12,605 --> 01:18:13,605
- Yeah.
- 1584
- 01:18:14,273 --> 01:18:15,273
- Yeah!
- 1585
- 01:18:15,441 --> 01:18:16,441
- Wow!
- 1586
- 01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:20,612
- Man! Yes! Who else feels
- like a winner tonight?
- 1587
- 01:18:21,113 --> 01:18:22,113
- (ALL CHEERING)
- 1588
- 01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:26,701
- I know it doesn't seem like it,
- 1589
- 01:18:26,952 --> 01:18:28,453
- but I'm afraid, too.
- 1590
- 01:18:28,954 --> 01:18:31,414
- To move on, to graduate.
- 1591
- 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:33,875
- It's really scary.
- 1592
- 01:18:34,085 --> 01:18:36,044
- Yeah, it actually
- does seem like it,
- 1593
- 01:18:36,128 --> 01:18:38,046
- because you're barely
- holding it together.
- 1594
- 01:18:38,422 --> 01:18:40,799
- Well, it doesn't have
- to be scary, Chloe.
- 1595
- 01:18:40,966 --> 01:18:43,468
- When I was graduating, I
- never pictured myself
- 1596
- 01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:47,138
- running a retreat in the
- middle of the woods,
- 1597
- 01:18:47,431 --> 01:18:49,099
- but here I am.
- 1598
- 01:18:49,475 --> 01:18:54,062
- Take it from someone who has dealt
- with some serious control issues.
- 1599
- 01:18:55,481 --> 01:18:57,232
- Like my dad always said,
- 1600
- 01:18:57,983 --> 01:18:59,651
- in the minefield of life,
- 1601
- 01:19:00,611 --> 01:19:03,154
- you must be prepared
- to lose both feet.
- 1602
- 01:19:03,364 --> 01:19:04,406
- (CLICKS TONGUE)
- 1603
- 01:19:04,490 --> 01:19:06,741
- And I think you all
- know what I mean.
- 1604
- 01:19:07,243 --> 01:19:08,326
- I don't.
- 1605
- 01:19:08,994 --> 01:19:10,453
- Then it's decided.
- 1606
- 01:19:10,621 --> 01:19:12,664
- This year I will graduate.
- 1607
- 01:19:12,998 --> 01:19:15,125
- The Worlds will be my swan song.
- 1608
- 01:19:15,501 --> 01:19:17,961
- I mean it. I'll
- pursue my passion.
- 1609
- 01:19:18,129 --> 01:19:20,338
- I'll teach underprivileged
- children how to sing,
- 1610
- 01:19:20,506 --> 01:19:22,340
- or I'll dance exotically.
- 1611
- 01:19:22,675 --> 01:19:24,926
- Whatever offers the most money.
- 1612
- 01:19:27,304 --> 01:19:28,638
- CYNTHIA: Yo, check this out.
- 1613
- 01:19:28,848 --> 01:19:31,182
- I'm moving to Maine
- to get hitched.
- 1614
- 01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:32,559
- And all y'all can come.
- 1615
- 01:19:32,643 --> 01:19:34,227
- Everybody's invited.
- 1616
- 01:19:34,311 --> 01:19:36,438
- Yes, yes, yes.
- 1617
- 01:19:37,398 --> 01:19:41,192
- Okay, okay, guys. Stop asking.
- I'll tell you.
- 1618
- 01:19:41,694 --> 01:19:46,281
- So, after I graduate there's
- a chance I will be deported.
- 1619
- 01:19:46,449 --> 01:19:48,366
- I will try to re-enter
- this country,
- 1620
- 01:19:48,451 --> 01:19:50,368
- but I will probably die at sea.
- 1621
- 01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:53,455
- So, let's live for tonight! Yes!
- 1622
- 01:19:53,706 --> 01:19:54,706
- Yeah! (ALL CHEERING)
- 1623
- 01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:56,583
- - STACIE: Yes!
- - EMILY: All right.
- 1624
- 01:19:57,918 --> 01:19:59,419
- Lilly, any plans?
- 1625
- 01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:02,213
- Just gonna travel through time.
- 1626
- 01:20:05,926 --> 01:20:07,343
- You know, when I
- look back on this,
- 1627
- 01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:09,554
- I won't remember
- performing and competing.
- 1628
- 01:20:09,638 --> 01:20:11,264
- I'm gonna remember you weirdos.
- 1629
- 01:20:12,683 --> 01:20:14,142
- It makes me really sad to think
- 1630
- 01:20:14,226 --> 01:20:16,060
- it won't ever be
- like this again.
- 1631
- 01:20:16,979 --> 01:20:18,480
- I'm gonna miss you guys.
- 1632
- 01:20:18,647 --> 01:20:20,732
- Me, too. Me, too.
- 1633
- 01:20:20,941 --> 01:20:23,109
- Yeah. Me, too.
- 1634
- 01:20:28,199 --> 01:20:31,201
- (SINGING FOLK-POP SONG)
- 1635
- 01:21:17,748 --> 01:21:19,791
- Did we just find our sound?
- 1636
- 01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:21,751
- I think we did.
- 1637
- 01:21:23,921 --> 01:21:25,755
- My work here is done.
- 1638
- 01:21:27,299 --> 01:21:28,424
- Thank you.
- 1639
- 01:21:29,301 --> 01:21:32,554
- Fat Amy, you never told us what you
- were gonna do after graduation.
- 1640
- 01:21:32,638 --> 01:21:33,638
- AMY: Oh. Well...
- 1641
- 01:21:33,889 --> 01:21:34,889
- Mmm.
- 1642
- 01:21:35,140 --> 01:21:36,724
- No, I don't have any plans.
- 1643
- 01:21:36,809 --> 01:21:40,144
- 'Cause you guys know me, I just
- love living in the moment.
- 1644
- 01:21:41,146 --> 01:21:42,230
- Ashley, what are you
- gonna do after...
- 1645
- 01:21:42,314 --> 01:21:43,314
- Actually, though,
- 1646
- 01:21:43,983 --> 01:21:45,900
- if we were to stop
- and really think,
- 1647
- 01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:48,945
- "What could Fat Amy be
- capable of in the future?"
- 1648
- 01:21:49,488 --> 01:21:50,822
- I'll tell you guys.
- 1649
- 01:21:50,990 --> 01:21:54,617
- I'd be living somewhere, like,
- sick, like Tulsa or Little Rock.
- 1650
- 01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:59,998
- By day, I'm a professional jelly
- wrestler for corporate events.
- 1651
- 01:22:00,499 --> 01:22:02,458
- And then, every night,
- 1652
- 01:22:02,626 --> 01:22:06,462
- it's just me cuddled up with
- my fiancé, Bumper, and...
- 1653
- 01:22:07,673 --> 01:22:08,673
- Oh, wait.
- 1654
- 01:22:12,344 --> 01:22:13,761
- I'm in love with Bumper.
- 1655
- 01:22:13,846 --> 01:22:14,846
- Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
- 1656
- 01:22:15,014 --> 01:22:17,849
- Okay, I've done
- something terrible,
- 1657
- 01:22:18,017 --> 01:22:21,269
- and I'm not talking about crop-dusting
- Chloe and Beca right now.
- 1658
- 01:22:21,437 --> 01:22:22,604
- Apologize for that.
- 1659
- 01:22:22,938 --> 01:22:25,940
- You guys, I need
- to go right now.
- 1660
- 01:22:26,108 --> 01:22:27,942
- And I need to win back my man!
- 1661
- 01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:29,611
- Screw your judgments!
- 1662
- 01:22:29,695 --> 01:22:30,737
- (ALL ENCOURAGING)
- 1663
- 01:22:30,821 --> 01:22:32,530
- Go get him, Fat Amy!
- 1664
- 01:22:33,198 --> 01:22:34,198
- (SCREAMING)
- 1665
- 01:22:36,702 --> 01:22:37,869
- AMY: Guys, what happened?
- 1666
- 01:22:38,037 --> 01:22:39,203
- Shake it off, Amy.
- 1667
- 01:22:39,288 --> 01:22:40,371
- CYNTHIA: That was bad.
- 1668
- 01:22:40,456 --> 01:22:42,206
- AMY: Somebody bring a s'more.
- 1669
- 01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:44,876
- BENJI: I give you our
- next album cover.
- 1670
- 01:22:45,044 --> 01:22:46,377
- Look at him!
- 1671
- 01:22:46,545 --> 01:22:48,463
- I did it all myself today.
- 1672
- 01:22:48,547 --> 01:22:50,465
- Now, I know that I
- only have one vote...
- 1673
- 01:22:50,549 --> 01:22:52,258
- BENJI: You got no votes, man.
- You're not in the group, so...
- 1674
- 01:22:52,343 --> 01:22:53,635
- Okay, well, that
- hurts my feelings.
- 1675
- 01:22:53,719 --> 01:22:54,802
- It's just the truth,
- is the thing.
- 1676
- 01:22:54,887 --> 01:22:56,007
- Well, that hurts my feelings.
- 1677
- 01:22:56,055 --> 01:22:58,973
- With my vote, I vote
- "no" to the pig
- 1678
- 01:22:59,350 --> 01:23:01,351
- and "yes" to this gloriousness.
- 1679
- 01:23:01,435 --> 01:23:03,353
- BENJI: Yeah, it's great. We'll
- put it to a vote later. No.
- 1680
- 01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:05,229
- AMY: Bumper, I'm coming!
- 1681
- 01:23:12,196 --> 01:23:14,280
- (SINGING SOFT ROCK SONG)
- 1682
- 01:23:45,312 --> 01:23:46,813
- Nope! Turn it around!
- 1683
- 01:23:47,398 --> 01:23:49,190
- (CONTINUES SINGING)
- 1684
- 01:23:59,159 --> 01:24:00,159
- I don't wanna see you!
- 1685
- 01:24:00,244 --> 01:24:02,203
- (AMY CONTINUES SINGING)
- 1686
- 01:24:08,252 --> 01:24:10,253
- Whew. Really misjudged
- the size of this lake.
- 1687
- 01:24:10,421 --> 01:24:12,588
- Why didn't she just
- walk around the lake?
- 1688
- 01:24:12,756 --> 01:24:14,298
- Fat Amy doesn't do
- anything small.
- 1689
- 01:24:14,466 --> 01:24:16,551
- Yes, I've been using
- my shower shoes.
- 1690
- 01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,469
- Okay, I love you, too.
- Here she is.
- 1691
- 01:24:21,473 --> 01:24:22,765
- What up, Mrs. Junk?
- 1692
- 01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:24,934
- (CONTINUES SINGING)
- 1693
- 01:24:27,104 --> 01:24:28,104
- (PANTING)
- 1694
- 01:24:28,522 --> 01:24:30,398
- (CONTINUES SINGING)
- 1695
- 01:24:38,657 --> 01:24:39,657
- (HONKING HORN)
- 1696
- 01:24:40,159 --> 01:24:41,325
- Go!
- 1697
- 01:24:44,121 --> 01:24:45,747
- Well, what are you doing?
- 1698
- 01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:48,249
- I'm soloing, here!
- 1699
- 01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:50,168
- (HONKING HORN) Whatever!
- 1700
- 01:24:52,921 --> 01:24:54,922
- (CONTINUES SINGING)
- 1701
- 01:25:00,512 --> 01:25:01,804
- No!
- 1702
- 01:25:01,889 --> 01:25:03,055
- (CONTINUES SINGING)
- 1703
- 01:25:28,332 --> 01:25:30,166
- (CONTINUES SINGING
- SOFT ROCK SONG)
- 1704
- 01:25:42,638 --> 01:25:44,972
- (BOTH SINGING)
- 1705
- 01:26:06,245 --> 01:26:07,245
- Well, all right.
- 1706
- 01:26:10,249 --> 01:26:12,542
- All right, let's go.
- Into the house.
- 1707
- 01:26:13,252 --> 01:26:14,669
- AMY: Give me that neck.
- 1708
- 01:26:15,087 --> 01:26:17,713
- I mean, we can do...
- Do you want it...
- 1709
- 01:26:17,881 --> 01:26:20,508
- Do you feel like you'd want
- to layer a bunch of voices?
- 1710
- 01:26:21,385 --> 01:26:24,512
- I think in the beginning
- it could definitely build.
- 1711
- 01:26:24,596 --> 01:26:26,430
- I think it starts
- out light, though.
- 1712
- 01:26:26,598 --> 01:26:28,683
- Get your cute butt
- in the studio, then.
- 1713
- 01:26:28,767 --> 01:26:30,685
- Don't tell my boss that we
- were in here, by the way.
- 1714
- 01:26:30,769 --> 01:26:32,144
- (SINGING) I got all I need
- when I got you and I.
- 1715
- 01:26:32,229 --> 01:26:35,690
- 'Cause I look around me
- and see a sweet life.
- 1716
- 01:26:36,108 --> 01:26:37,108
- This is... Wow!
- 1717
- 01:26:37,609 --> 01:26:39,694
- It's the real deal.
- 1718
- 01:26:39,778 --> 01:26:40,945
- Yeah, don't touch
- anything, Legacy.
- 1719
- 01:26:41,113 --> 01:26:42,673
- You're very pretty,
- but you seem clumsy.
- 1720
- 01:26:43,282 --> 01:26:44,407
- Great.
- 1721
- 01:26:44,575 --> 01:26:45,575
- Okay.
- 1722
- 01:26:46,451 --> 01:26:48,286
- Can't lie it's a sweet life
- 1723
- 01:26:48,370 --> 01:26:49,370
- (INAUDIBLE)
- 1724
- 01:26:49,454 --> 01:26:52,707
- I'm stuck in the dark but
- you're my flashlight.
- 1725
- 01:26:52,791 --> 01:26:55,668
- You're getting me Getting
- me through the night
- 1726
- 01:26:57,796 --> 01:26:58,796
- (MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER)
- 1727
- 01:26:58,881 --> 01:27:00,089
- You're my flashlight.
- 1728
- 01:27:01,091 --> 01:27:03,593
- You're my flashlight.
- 1729
- 01:27:04,511 --> 01:27:07,305
- You're my flashlight.
- 1730
- 01:27:11,393 --> 01:27:15,146
- Okay, so you produced this?
- 1731
- 01:27:15,439 --> 01:27:16,939
- Uh, yes. Emily wrote it.
- 1732
- 01:27:17,649 --> 01:27:18,816
- Mmm-hmm. Who's Emily? I am.
- 1733
- 01:27:18,942 --> 01:27:21,485
- This tall drink of water, right there.
- Hey. Emily.
- 1734
- 01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:23,112
- Well...
- 1735
- 01:27:23,238 --> 01:27:25,239
- Um... (MUMBLING)
- 1736
- 01:27:25,490 --> 01:27:27,325
- I don't... I don't...
- I don't like it.
- 1737
- 01:27:27,993 --> 01:27:32,246
- What it is, is I don't like it
- when people can do what I can do.
- 1738
- 01:27:32,998 --> 01:27:35,583
- You know, in a manner of
- speaking, it's threatening.
- 1739
- 01:27:35,834 --> 01:27:38,002
- But, you just did it.
- 1740
- 01:27:39,004 --> 01:27:40,671
- And I have a...
- 1741
- 01:27:40,839 --> 01:27:41,839
- (MUMBLING)
- 1742
- 01:27:42,174 --> 01:27:44,634
- I have a few notes that I
- assume that you're open to.
- 1743
- 01:27:44,801 --> 01:27:46,802
- Yes. Um, but this
- is a solid demo,
- 1744
- 01:27:47,179 --> 01:27:48,930
- with real potential.
- 1745
- 01:27:49,181 --> 01:27:52,016
- Yeah, I look forward
- to working together.
- 1746
- 01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:53,225
- It's nice to meet you.
- 1747
- 01:27:53,310 --> 01:27:55,019
- What is it? Elizabeth? Emily.
- 1748
- 01:27:55,187 --> 01:27:56,270
- Emily. Elizabeth? What?
- 1749
- 01:27:56,355 --> 01:27:58,356
- Emily. Thank you. Thank you.
- 1750
- 01:27:58,899 --> 01:28:00,858
- Oh. I gotta jump on a call.
- 1751
- 01:28:00,943 --> 01:28:03,611
- Yeah, no. No, get it in there.
- Get it in there. Attagirl.
- 1752
- 01:28:03,695 --> 01:28:04,987
- You want one of these? Oh, hey.
- 1753
- 01:28:05,072 --> 01:28:07,114
- You want one of those? There you go.
- Attagirl. Ow!
- 1754
- 01:28:07,824 --> 01:28:08,824
- Good job, Reggie.
- 1755
- 01:28:09,201 --> 01:28:10,201
- (WHISPERING) I'm Reggie.
- 1756
- 01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:12,954
- Oh, my God, I was so nervous
- I didn't know what to say!
- 1757
- 01:28:13,121 --> 01:28:14,246
- Oh, my God!
- 1758
- 01:28:14,331 --> 01:28:15,373
- You're all sweaty.
- 1759
- 01:28:15,540 --> 01:28:16,874
- We're gonna be late!
- 1760
- 01:28:16,959 --> 01:28:18,709
- We're taking the photo
- with or without you.
- 1761
- 01:28:18,877 --> 01:28:21,170
- We're taking the photo
- with or without you!
- 1762
- 01:28:21,338 --> 01:28:23,673
- EMILY: Everybody get together.
- No, no, no, together.
- 1763
- 01:28:24,716 --> 01:28:27,718
- ALL: One, two, three!
- Bellas for life!
- 1764
- 01:28:30,347 --> 01:28:31,472
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1765
- 01:28:47,572 --> 01:28:50,074
- Okay. So, is there a
- restaurant in this town
- 1766
- 01:28:50,158 --> 01:28:51,325
- that serves something
- other than fish?
- 1767
- 01:28:51,410 --> 01:28:52,827
- I did see a KFC back there.
- 1768
- 01:28:52,911 --> 01:28:54,161
- Nope. All fish. I checked.
- 1769
- 01:28:54,246 --> 01:28:56,414
- Guys, over here. Come this way.
- 1770
- 01:28:56,748 --> 01:28:58,499
- BECA: Oh, Chloe,
- I'm coming for ya!
- 1771
- 01:29:00,335 --> 01:29:03,587
- CHLOE: Whoo-hoo. College graduates!
- Spreading my wings, y'all!
- 1772
- 01:29:04,089 --> 01:29:06,173
- There are so many
- fresh Danishes here.
- 1773
- 01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:08,551
- I swear, if I wasn't
- recently locked down,
- 1774
- 01:29:08,719 --> 01:29:11,095
- I would tear a hole
- through this city!
- 1775
- 01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:14,056
- This place is so
- smelly and rainy.
- 1776
- 01:29:14,224 --> 01:29:16,392
- Why do Americans
- ever leave America?
- 1777
- 01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:19,020
- AMY: Culture, design, history.
- 1778
- 01:29:20,939 --> 01:29:22,440
- FLO: I'm not
- copen-hating this place.
- 1779
- 01:29:22,607 --> 01:29:23,607
- BECA: I'm starving.
- 1780
- 01:29:23,650 --> 01:29:26,277
- EMILY: Yeah, why don't we go visit
- Hayden Christian Andersen's house?
- 1781
- 01:29:26,361 --> 01:29:30,072
- AMY: That guy? But he was pretty
- crap in the Star Wars prequels.
- 1782
- 01:29:30,782 --> 01:29:32,700
- (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
- 1783
- 01:29:36,955 --> 01:29:39,623
- Well, here we are.
- 1784
- 01:29:39,791 --> 01:29:41,834
- Do you think the stage is big
- enough for what we want to do?
- 1785
- 01:29:42,002 --> 01:29:44,420
- FLO: You're kidding, right?
- It's huge.
- 1786
- 01:29:44,838 --> 01:29:46,088
- You guys think it'll work?
- 1787
- 01:29:46,256 --> 01:29:48,674
- It'll work for us.
- That's what matters.
- 1788
- 01:29:49,634 --> 01:29:51,260
- Let's go!
- 1789
- 01:29:53,638 --> 01:29:55,473
- FLO: Let's do this thing!
- 1790
- 01:29:56,433 --> 01:29:57,433
- AMY: Whoo!
- 1791
- 01:29:57,642 --> 01:29:58,976
- CHLOE: Everyone knows
- where to meet, right?
- 1792
- 01:29:59,144 --> 01:30:01,312
- CYNTHIA: Yeah, we know.
- 1793
- 01:30:01,480 --> 01:30:03,481
- BECA: All right.
- Safety first, Flo.
- 1794
- 01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:23,000
- (SPEAKING GERMAN)
- 1795
- 01:30:24,044 --> 01:30:25,336
- (SPEAKING FRENCH)
- 1796
- 01:30:25,837 --> 01:30:27,004
- (SPEAKING SPANISH)
- 1797
- 01:30:29,132 --> 01:30:31,634
- Here it is, folks. The
- granddaddy of them all.
- 1798
- 01:30:32,219 --> 01:30:34,386
- The World Championship
- of A Cappella!
- 1799
- 01:30:34,554 --> 01:30:36,806
- Tonight, groups from around
- the globe Duke it out
- 1800
- 01:30:36,973 --> 01:30:38,849
- for the title of
- A-ca World Champion.
- 1801
- 01:30:39,017 --> 01:30:42,686
- And, of course, representing America,
- the embattled Barden Bellas.
- 1802
- 01:30:42,854 --> 01:30:46,398
- The Bellas, making one last attempt
- to repair a damaged legacy
- 1803
- 01:30:46,566 --> 01:30:49,193
- by becoming the first American
- team to claim the title.
- 1804
- 01:30:49,361 --> 01:30:50,402
- Can they do it, John?
- 1805
- 01:30:50,570 --> 01:30:52,530
- Theoretically, yes, Gail.
- 1806
- 01:30:52,697 --> 01:30:56,200
- Realistically, absolutely not.
- Those girls are dead to me.
- 1807
- 01:30:56,368 --> 01:30:58,494
- So many countries represented
- here tonight, John.
- 1808
- 01:30:58,662 --> 01:31:01,705
- We saw in rehearsal an incredible
- group from the Philippines.
- 1809
- 01:31:01,873 --> 01:31:03,040
- What were they called?
- 1810
- 01:31:03,208 --> 01:31:04,667
- "The Ladyboys."
- 1811
- 01:31:04,835 --> 01:31:06,502
- That wasn't the name of
- the group, I don't think.
- 1812
- 01:31:06,670 --> 01:31:08,045
- I think that's how they
- described themselves.
- 1813
- 01:31:08,213 --> 01:31:09,839
- That's right. They're
- "Manila Envy."
- 1814
- 01:31:09,923 --> 01:31:10,923
- Manila Envy.
- 1815
- 01:31:11,007 --> 01:31:12,466
- You know, I spent some time with
- 1816
- 01:31:12,551 --> 01:31:15,469
- some ladyboys, uh, in
- the Philippines myself.
- 1817
- 01:31:15,554 --> 01:31:16,554
- Not surprising.
- 1818
- 01:31:16,721 --> 01:31:18,597
- Very interesting young men.
- 1819
- 01:31:18,765 --> 01:31:20,725
- Doing amazing things with
- their mouths, I presume.
- 1820
- 01:31:20,892 --> 01:31:23,894
- When we go back to the stage,
- I'll do a few for you here.
- 1821
- 01:31:24,062 --> 01:31:26,397
- Uh, you know, we can get
- to it, I think. Okay.
- 1822
- 01:31:26,481 --> 01:31:28,321
- You know, maybe when the
- Koreans are out there,
- 1823
- 01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:30,776
- because no one cares
- about the Korean group.
- 1824
- 01:31:30,861 --> 01:31:32,528
- Love that barbeque.
- 1825
- 01:31:39,619 --> 01:31:40,953
- What are you doing here?
- 1826
- 01:31:41,121 --> 01:31:42,121
- Oh, you...
- 1827
- 01:31:42,414 --> 01:31:44,415
- You know, anything to
- support the Bellas.
- 1828
- 01:31:44,875 --> 01:31:45,875
- Wow. I...
- 1829
- 01:31:48,420 --> 01:31:49,753
- Now I'm the one who can't speak.
- 1830
- 01:31:49,838 --> 01:31:52,131
- I'm just so freaking nervous.
- 1831
- 01:31:52,215 --> 01:31:53,215
- Oh, my God. Don't be.
- 1832
- 01:31:53,383 --> 01:31:54,425
- You'll be great.
- 1833
- 01:31:54,593 --> 01:31:56,594
- I mean, we heard you guys
- rehearsing, like, 24/7.
- 1834
- 01:31:57,637 --> 01:31:59,597
- So I'll... I should
- probably go find my seat.
- 1835
- 01:32:00,098 --> 01:32:01,473
- Yeah.
- 1836
- 01:32:01,641 --> 01:32:03,767
- But before I go, I just...
- 1837
- 01:32:04,144 --> 01:32:05,603
- I have something for you.
- 1838
- 01:32:09,524 --> 01:32:10,524
- Oh...
- 1839
- 01:32:14,779 --> 01:32:17,031
- I'm so sorry. I thought that that
- was going in a different direction.
- 1840
- 01:32:17,115 --> 01:32:19,033
- - That's my bad.
- - EMILY: No, no, I liked it.
- 1841
- 01:32:19,117 --> 01:32:20,117
- Em, you ready?
- 1842
- 01:32:21,494 --> 01:32:23,621
- Yeah. Yeah, I'll be right there.
- 1843
- 01:32:23,788 --> 01:32:25,289
- Benji.
- 1844
- 01:32:26,958 --> 01:32:28,083
- Okay. Well, break a leg.
- 1845
- 01:32:34,507 --> 01:32:36,258
- (SINGING POP SONG)
- 1846
- 01:33:06,331 --> 01:33:08,165
- (SINGING IN SPANISH)
- 1847
- 01:33:16,258 --> 01:33:17,508
- (SCATTING)
- 1848
- 01:33:20,720 --> 01:33:23,222
- (SINGING IN ENGLISH)
- 1849
- 01:33:37,153 --> 01:33:38,529
- (SINGING IN HINDI)
- 1850
- 01:33:47,372 --> 01:33:48,872
- (SINGING IN ENGLISH)
- 1851
- 01:33:55,463 --> 01:33:57,715
- ALL: DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!
- DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!
- 1852
- 01:34:01,886 --> 01:34:03,220
- (TEAM SINGING IN HINDI)
- 1853
- 01:34:10,729 --> 01:34:13,897
- DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!
- 1854
- 01:34:14,065 --> 01:34:16,900
- DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!
- 1855
- 01:34:17,068 --> 01:34:18,569
- DSM! Ja!
- 1856
- 01:34:25,410 --> 01:34:26,410
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- 1857
- 01:34:28,580 --> 01:34:29,747
- - GAIL: Ooh!
- - JOHN: Well done!
- 1858
- 01:34:29,914 --> 01:34:33,167
- There they go, the Indian
- group, the Naan-Stops,
- 1859
- 01:34:33,251 --> 01:34:36,337
- running off stage to take
- a few more of our jobs.
- 1860
- 01:34:36,463 --> 01:34:38,464
- I thought the little one was spicy!
- (JOHN LAUGHS)
- 1861
- 01:34:40,592 --> 01:34:44,053
- ALL: DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!
- 1862
- 01:34:44,220 --> 01:34:46,221
- JOHN: And coming up next,
- Das Sound Machine.
- 1863
- 01:34:46,389 --> 01:34:47,549
- GAIL: A crowd favorite, John.
- 1864
- 01:34:47,599 --> 01:34:50,684
- ALL: DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!
- 1865
- 01:34:50,769 --> 01:34:51,769
- KOMMISSAR: Hear that?
- 1866
- 01:34:52,103 --> 01:34:54,480
- They chant. For us.
- 1867
- 01:34:54,939 --> 01:34:57,483
- Now, don't cry too hard
- when you lose, huh?
- 1868
- 01:34:57,650 --> 01:34:59,151
- Makes eyes puffy.
- 1869
- 01:34:59,319 --> 01:35:00,903
- Your hands are so soft.
- 1870
- 01:35:01,071 --> 01:35:03,447
- I'm sorry, I don't speak
- "loser." What did you say?
- 1871
- 01:35:03,573 --> 01:35:05,449
- She actually speaks
- eight languages,
- 1872
- 01:35:05,533 --> 01:35:07,368
- but "loser" is not one of them.
- 1873
- 01:35:07,535 --> 01:35:09,078
- Everything must come to an end.
- 1874
- 01:35:09,245 --> 01:35:10,454
- Even the Bellas.
- 1875
- 01:35:10,622 --> 01:35:11,914
- PIETER: Take care and lose nice.
- 1876
- 01:35:13,291 --> 01:35:15,667
- Huh, your sweat
- smells like cinnamon.
- 1877
- 01:35:15,752 --> 01:35:16,752
- Damn it!
- 1878
- 01:35:17,295 --> 01:35:19,630
- (ALL CHEERING) (INDISTINCT
- ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA IN DANISH)
- 1879
- 01:35:23,718 --> 01:35:27,137
- FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Das Sound Machine!
- 1880
- 01:35:31,434 --> 01:35:33,227
- (DAS SOUND MACHINE VOCALIZING)
- 1881
- 01:35:39,025 --> 01:35:40,025
- (BEATBOXING)
- 1882
- 01:35:42,237 --> 01:35:43,237
- DSM!
- 1883
- 01:35:43,363 --> 01:35:45,239
- (SINGING POP-ROCK SONG)
- 1884
- 01:36:26,239 --> 01:36:27,489
- (RAPPING)
- 1885
- 01:36:35,290 --> 01:36:36,290
- (VOCALIZING)
- 1886
- 01:36:38,543 --> 01:36:40,043
- (SINGING POP SONG)
- 1887
- 01:37:31,804 --> 01:37:33,889
- GAIL: They've got the
- crowd going wild!
- 1888
- 01:37:34,057 --> 01:37:35,140
- BECA: Okay, shake it off.
- 1889
- 01:37:35,308 --> 01:37:38,143
- BOTH: DSM! DSM!
- 1890
- 01:37:38,311 --> 01:37:39,478
- Das Sound Machine.
- 1891
- 01:37:39,562 --> 01:37:42,898
- An incredible performance once
- again from the German group.
- 1892
- 01:37:42,982 --> 01:37:44,358
- I'm telling you, Gail, though,
- 1893
- 01:37:44,442 --> 01:37:46,360
- if the Bellas of old
- show up tonight,
- 1894
- 01:37:46,444 --> 01:37:49,530
- this could be the most
- significant conflict
- 1895
- 01:37:49,614 --> 01:37:52,658
- between America and
- Germany in history.
- 1896
- 01:37:52,825 --> 01:37:54,117
- Crack a book, John.
- 1897
- 01:37:57,956 --> 01:38:01,083
- Pass one down to your friends.
- Here you go. Thank you.
- 1898
- 01:38:01,292 --> 01:38:02,834
- All right, here you go, buddy.
- 1899
- 01:38:03,086 --> 01:38:04,086
- Thanks, man.
- 1900
- 01:38:04,170 --> 01:38:05,504
- Where have you been?
- 1901
- 01:38:05,838 --> 01:38:07,631
- You have no idea, dude.
- 1902
- 01:38:07,799 --> 01:38:09,299
- Final performance, guys.
- 1903
- 01:38:09,467 --> 01:38:11,802
- We need to get out
- there and beat DSM.
- 1904
- 01:38:12,303 --> 01:38:14,096
- This one's for us.
- 1905
- 01:38:14,222 --> 01:38:16,223
- Guys, there's gonna be
- some haters out there.
- 1906
- 01:38:16,683 --> 01:38:19,726
- They're gonna look
- at us, Team USA,
- 1907
- 01:38:19,811 --> 01:38:22,646
- and be like, "Why is the most
- talented one Australian?"
- 1908
- 01:38:23,940 --> 01:38:27,442
- Well, guess what. I am fat.
- So that is close enough.
- 1909
- 01:38:27,610 --> 01:38:30,904
- We are gonna show
- them who we are.
- 1910
- 01:38:31,072 --> 01:38:33,073
- A bunch of ethnically diverse,
- 1911
- 01:38:33,241 --> 01:38:35,325
- for the most part feminine,
- 1912
- 01:38:35,493 --> 01:38:37,452
- amazing singers!
- 1913
- 01:38:37,537 --> 01:38:38,579
- ALL: Yeah!
- 1914
- 01:38:38,663 --> 01:38:40,372
- Let's just go out there
- and ac' the world!
- 1915
- 01:38:40,456 --> 01:38:41,582
- CHLOE: Yes!
- 1916
- 01:38:41,749 --> 01:38:42,833
- Yeah! Yes!
- 1917
- 01:38:43,001 --> 01:38:45,002
- John, it's possible
- we are watching
- 1918
- 01:38:45,086 --> 01:38:47,045
- the last hurrah of
- the Barden Bellas.
- 1919
- 01:38:47,130 --> 01:38:49,256
- It's going to be very
- hard to pull this off,
- 1920
- 01:38:49,340 --> 01:38:50,841
- and if they don't,
- 1921
- 01:38:50,925 --> 01:38:54,094
- they are out of business
- as an a cappella group.
- 1922
- 01:38:54,178 --> 01:38:55,262
- It is over.
- 1923
- 01:38:55,930 --> 01:38:58,140
- AMY: All right! Let's do this!
- 1924
- 01:38:59,350 --> 01:39:01,685
- FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Barden
- University's Bellas!
- 1925
- 01:39:04,480 --> 01:39:05,897
- Yes! Whoo!
- 1926
- 01:39:05,982 --> 01:39:07,316
- That's my girl!
- 1927
- 01:39:07,483 --> 01:39:08,984
- Beca!
- 1928
- 01:39:10,862 --> 01:39:12,029
- (BECA CLAPPING)
- 1929
- 01:39:48,941 --> 01:39:49,941
- (SINGING HIP-HOP SONG)
- 1930
- 01:40:41,327 --> 01:40:42,953
- (SINGING POP SONG)
- 1931
- 01:41:16,154 --> 01:41:17,904
- (SINGING) When tomorrow comes
- 1932
- 01:41:17,989 --> 01:41:19,322
- I'll be on my own.
- 1933
- 01:41:19,490 --> 01:41:22,492
- Feeling frightened of The
- things that I don't know.
- 1934
- 01:41:22,660 --> 01:41:24,161
- When tomorrow comes.
- 1935
- 01:41:24,328 --> 01:41:25,787
- When tomorrow comes.
- 1936
- 01:41:25,955 --> 01:41:27,664
- When tomorrow comes.
- 1937
- 01:41:27,832 --> 01:41:28,999
- When tomorrow comes.
- 1938
- 01:41:29,167 --> 01:41:31,918
- And though the road is
- long I look up to the sky.
- 1939
- 01:41:32,086 --> 01:41:34,713
- GAIL: Is it possible
- the Barden Bellas
- 1940
- 01:41:34,797 --> 01:41:36,840
- are doing an original song?
- 1941
- 01:41:37,133 --> 01:41:38,592
- (ALL SINGING) Then I sing along.
- 1942
- 01:41:38,760 --> 01:41:40,343
- Then I sing along.
- 1943
- 01:41:40,511 --> 01:41:42,262
- Then I sing along
- 1944
- 01:41:42,513 --> 01:41:45,265
- I got all I need when
- I got you and I.
- 1945
- 01:41:45,349 --> 01:41:48,351
- 'Cause I look around me
- and see your sweet life
- 1946
- 01:41:48,519 --> 01:41:51,521
- I'm stuck in the darkness
- You're my flashlight.
- 1947
- 01:41:51,689 --> 01:41:54,524
- You're gettin' me gettin'
- me through the night.
- 1948
- 01:41:54,776 --> 01:41:57,819
- You kick start my heart when
- you shine it in my eyes
- 1949
- 01:41:57,987 --> 01:41:59,154
- I can't lie.
- 1950
- 01:41:59,363 --> 01:42:00,947
- It's a sweet life
- 1951
- 01:42:01,115 --> 01:42:04,159
- I'm stuck in the dark but
- you're my flashlight.
- 1952
- 01:42:04,327 --> 01:42:06,953
- You're gettin' me
- through the night.
- 1953
- 01:42:13,503 --> 01:42:14,503
- GAIL: Look at this!
- 1954
- 01:42:14,545 --> 01:42:16,296
- JOHN: It looks like the
- Barden Bellas are being
- 1955
- 01:42:16,380 --> 01:42:18,965
- joined on stage by
- generations of Bellas,
- 1956
- 01:42:19,050 --> 01:42:21,051
- going all the way back
- to the beginning.
- 1957
- 01:42:21,219 --> 01:42:22,969
- 'Cause you're my flashlight.
- 1958
- 01:42:23,054 --> 01:42:24,137
- 'Cause you're my flashlight.
- 1959
- 01:42:24,305 --> 01:42:25,806
- 'Cause you're my flashlight.
- 1960
- 01:42:25,890 --> 01:42:27,349
- 'Cause you're my flashlight.
- 1961
- 01:42:27,517 --> 01:42:29,309
- You're my flashlight.
- 1962
- 01:42:29,393 --> 01:42:32,395
- You're gettin' me
- through the night
- 1963
- 01:42:32,563 --> 01:42:35,232
- I got all I need when
- I got you and I.
- 1964
- 01:42:35,399 --> 01:42:38,401
- 'Cause I look around me
- and see your sweet life
- 1965
- 01:42:38,569 --> 01:42:41,571
- I'm stuck in the dark but
- you're my flashlight.
- 1966
- 01:42:41,739 --> 01:42:44,699
- You're getting me
- through the night.
- 1967
- 01:42:45,076 --> 01:42:47,911
- Kick start my heart when
- you shine it in my eyes
- 1968
- 01:42:48,079 --> 01:42:51,081
- I can't lie It's a sweet life
- 1969
- 01:42:51,249 --> 01:42:54,042
- I'm stuck in the dark but
- you're my flashlight.
- 1970
- 01:42:54,210 --> 01:42:56,211
- You're gettin' me
- through the night.
- 1971
- 01:42:56,295 --> 01:42:58,255
- We belong.
- 1972
- 01:42:58,589 --> 01:43:00,006
- 'Cause you're my flashlight.
- 1973
- 01:43:00,091 --> 01:43:01,424
- 'Cause you are.
- 1974
- 01:43:01,592 --> 01:43:03,093
- 'Cause you're my flashlight.
- 1975
- 01:43:03,261 --> 01:43:04,761
- 'Cause you're my flashlight
- 1976
- 01:43:04,971 --> 01:43:06,596
- I'm your flashlight.
- 1977
- 01:43:06,764 --> 01:43:09,599
- You're gettin' me
- through the night.
- 1978
- 01:43:12,603 --> 01:43:13,979
- 'Cause you're my flashlight.
- 1979
- 01:43:14,146 --> 01:43:16,231
- 'Cause you're my.
- 1980
- 01:43:19,277 --> 01:43:21,152
- Gettin' me through the.
- 1981
- 01:43:21,320 --> 01:43:23,780
- Night
- 1982
- 01:43:24,991 --> 01:43:26,324
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- 1983
- 01:43:28,160 --> 01:43:29,160
- Whoo!
- 1984
- 01:43:40,673 --> 01:43:44,175
- JOHN: "Simple," "raw,"
- "vulnerable," "exposed."
- 1985
- 01:43:44,343 --> 01:43:47,596
- I've been called a lot of things, Gail.
- But let me add one more.
- 1986
- 01:43:47,680 --> 01:43:48,889
- I'm impressed.
- 1987
- 01:43:48,973 --> 01:43:50,974
- I thought you were
- gonna say "gay."
- 1988
- 01:43:51,475 --> 01:43:52,475
- BENJI: Emily! Yeah!
- 1989
- 01:43:53,102 --> 01:43:54,185
- Emily!
- 1990
- 01:43:54,353 --> 01:43:56,521
- Emily! Emily!
- 1991
- 01:43:58,816 --> 01:44:00,775
- Whoo! Whoo!
- 1992
- 01:44:01,652 --> 01:44:03,778
- Bellas! Bellas! Bellas!
- 1993
- 01:44:07,325 --> 01:44:10,660
- ALL: (CHANTING) Bellas!
- Bellas! Bellas!
- 1994
- 01:44:10,828 --> 01:44:14,039
- Oh. They have touched
- every person here.
- 1995
- 01:44:14,123 --> 01:44:16,291
- They've touched me, John.
- 1996
- 01:44:16,459 --> 01:44:18,710
- Well, everyone has
- touched you, Gail,
- 1997
- 01:44:18,878 --> 01:44:21,004
- but this is something else.
- 1998
- 01:44:39,523 --> 01:44:40,607
- It's ceremonial,
- 1999
- 01:44:40,691 --> 01:44:42,025
- and you should
- definitely not drink it
- 2000
- 01:44:42,109 --> 01:44:43,610
- 'cause it is essentially poison.
- 2001
- 01:44:43,694 --> 01:44:44,903
- Terrible for you. Okay.
- 2002
- 01:44:44,987 --> 01:44:46,363
- Okay. Great.
- 2003
- 01:44:47,365 --> 01:44:49,824
- Ooh. It smells like
- cherries and vanilla.
- 2004
- 01:44:49,992 --> 01:44:51,152
- CHLOE: Okay, repeat after me.
- 2005
- 01:44:51,202 --> 01:44:52,869
- "I..." Sing your name.
- 2006
- 01:44:53,329 --> 01:44:54,329
- I...
- 2007
- 01:44:54,372 --> 01:44:55,455
- (SINGING) Emily...
- 2008
- 01:44:55,539 --> 01:44:56,665
- Okay.
- 2009
- 01:44:56,749 --> 01:44:59,668
- "Promise to uphold the ideals
- of a Bella woman forever."
- 2010
- 01:44:59,835 --> 01:45:02,379
- Promise to uphold the ideals
- of a Bella woman forever.
- 2011
- 01:45:02,546 --> 01:45:04,089
- And that's it. That's
- the end of the speech.
- 2012
- 01:45:04,256 --> 01:45:06,549
- Nothing weird
- happens after that.
- 2013
- 01:45:06,717 --> 01:45:07,884
- These are for you.
- 2014
- 01:45:08,052 --> 01:45:09,572
- Don't go in the
- basement, it's haunted.
- 2015
- 01:45:10,054 --> 01:45:11,054
- AMY: Wait!
- 2016
- 01:45:11,097 --> 01:45:12,472
- One last thing.
- 2017
- 01:45:12,723 --> 01:45:14,516
- Yes, every Bella must
- christen the house
- 2018
- 01:45:14,684 --> 01:45:16,393
- by sliding down the staircase.
- 2019
- 01:45:18,187 --> 01:45:19,187
- Seriously?
- 2020
- 01:45:19,355 --> 01:45:20,939
- It's tradition. Yeah.
- 2021
- 01:45:21,107 --> 01:45:23,066
- Don't worry. I'll show you.
- 2022
- 01:45:25,569 --> 01:45:27,195
- Behold!
- 2023
- 01:45:29,532 --> 01:45:30,573
- (AMY GROANING)
- 2024
- 01:45:34,078 --> 01:45:35,078
- (PANTING)
- 2025
- 01:45:35,413 --> 01:45:37,080
- Crushed it.
- 2026
- 01:45:37,540 --> 01:45:38,581
- Good form.
- 2027
- 01:45:39,583 --> 01:45:41,251
- Now I'm ready to move on.
- 2028
- 01:45:42,795 --> 01:45:44,254
- Legacy, you're up.
- 2029
- 01:45:48,342 --> 01:45:49,462
- EMILY: All right, I'm ready.
- 2030
- 01:45:50,261 --> 01:45:51,428
- Let's do this!
- 2031
- 01:48:04,270 --> 01:48:05,603
- (PIANO PLAYING)
- 2032
- 01:48:10,359 --> 01:48:11,776
- (SINGING SLOW POP SONG)
- 2033
- 01:48:25,207 --> 01:48:26,207
- Yes!
- 2034
- 01:48:26,250 --> 01:48:27,584
- (CONTINUES SINGING)
- 2035
- 01:48:34,008 --> 01:48:35,008
- You can't!
- 2036
- 01:48:35,092 --> 01:48:38,094
- You can't turn back around. That's
- not part of the rules! That's not...
- 2037
- 01:48:38,762 --> 01:48:39,762
- (MOUTHING) That bad?
- 2038
- 01:48:49,773 --> 01:48:50,893
- Thank you so much, Pharrell.
- 2039
- 01:49:00,451 --> 01:49:01,784
- Adam, turn around!
- 2040
- 01:49:01,952 --> 01:49:04,120
- Everybody's doing it, baby!
- They love me!
- 2041
- 01:49:04,288 --> 01:49:06,456
- America loves me!
- 2042
- 01:49:08,792 --> 01:49:10,418
- (CONTINUES SINGING)
- 2043
- 01:49:15,799 --> 01:49:17,342
- And I give myself to you!
- 2044
- 01:49:17,468 --> 01:49:20,011
- And you! And you! And you!
- 2045
- 01:49:20,179 --> 01:49:21,512
- And you, America!
- 2046
- 01:49:23,390 --> 01:49:24,390
- Whoo!
- 2047
- 01:49:30,481 --> 01:49:31,940
- - Hey, man.
- - BUMPER: Yes. Yes, Blake.
- 2048
- 01:49:32,024 --> 01:49:33,149
- What's your name, brother?
- 2049
- 01:49:33,359 --> 01:49:36,069
- I don't even know right now!
- 2050
- 01:49:36,153 --> 01:49:37,403
- Hey, just do me a favor, man.
- 2051
- 01:49:37,488 --> 01:49:41,366
- Please, under no circumstances,
- choose me for your coach.
- 2052
- 01:49:41,492 --> 01:49:43,618
- - I just want to put that out there.
- - CHRISTINA AGUILERA: Okay.
- 2053
- 01:49:43,702 --> 01:49:47,163
- So, you have a lot of personality.
- And I love that.
- 2054
- 01:49:47,539 --> 01:49:48,790
- Thank you.
- 2055
- 01:49:48,958 --> 01:49:51,834
- You're interesting, and I
- can work with interesting.
- 2056
- 01:49:52,336 --> 01:49:53,336
- (AUDIENCE CHEERING)
- 2057
- 01:49:53,796 --> 01:49:56,673
- All of the coaches
- at my disposal,
- 2058
- 01:49:56,840 --> 01:49:59,259
- I'm gonna have to choose
- 2059
- 01:49:59,343 --> 01:50:00,343
- Christina!
- 2060
- 01:50:00,928 --> 01:50:01,928
- Whoo!
- 2061
- 01:50:03,013 --> 01:50:04,013
- Yay!
- 2062
- 01:50:05,307 --> 01:50:06,391
- This is awesome!
- 2063
- 01:50:06,475 --> 01:50:07,600
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
- 2064
- 01:50:07,685 --> 01:50:09,060
- Oh, my God.
- 2065
- 01:50:09,561 --> 01:50:11,562
- Whoa! Okay, okay, okay.
- 2066
- 01:50:11,647 --> 01:50:13,189
- Thank you. Okay.
- 2067
- 01:50:13,857 --> 01:50:15,566
- Thank you so much.
- 2068
- 01:50:15,818 --> 01:50:17,735
- Aah! Besties!
- 2069
- 01:50:17,903 --> 01:50:19,988
- Hey, Mom! Hey.
- 2070
- 01:50:20,155 --> 01:50:21,531
- Hey, Amy!
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