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RH: Inzults over dead bodies

Oct 30th, 2011
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  1. -- recreantOctopus [RO] began trolling replicateHope [RH] --
  2. RO: hey Elpiza!
  3. RO: hey
  4. RH: O| Yez? |o
  5. RO: yeah CIRRIN RUNFARs got to ask you something
  6. RH: O| Go ahead, Cirrin. |o
  7. RO: yeah it about
  8. RO: er
  9. RO: why are you typing like that?
  10. RH: O| Zhenaniganz. |o
  11. RO: right thats a good explaination for why youre using Lunaros quirk princess
  12. RH: O| Do you truly vant to knov? |o
  13. RO: honestly? no
  14. RO: if it has something to do with him its probablly stupid
  15. RH: O| Pardon me? |o
  16. RO: er what? if it has some thing to do with Lunaro?
  17. RH: O| Are you inzulting Lunaro? |o
  18. RO: well yes by proxy
  19. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR could insult him more if you want?
  20. RH: O| By proxy to what, NO. |o
  21. RH: O| You do not inzult him. |o
  22. RH: O| You do not do it again. |o
  23. RO: wa what?
  24. RH: O| Ceaze and dezizt. |o
  25. RO: so are you like matesprits then? exchanging quirks?
  26. RH: O| Pah. I vizh. Ziz iz by force of Turzun zat I am like ziz. |o
  27. RO: Tursun?
  28. RH: O| He killed me. |o
  29. RO: okay then
  30. RO: wait what?!
  31. RH: O| And dumped me into ze zprite viz Turzun'z ztatue. |o
  32. RO: what condesending asshole
  33. RO: Tursun that is
  34. RH: O| Hm. |o
  35. RH: O| Zlightly agreed. |o
  36. RO: so how is CIRRIN RUNFAR talking to you then if he killed you?
  37. RO: game shenanigans?
  38. RH: O| I repeat. |o
  39. RH: O| Ze zprite/ |o
  40. RO: oh yeah that
  41. RH: O| It revived me in a zenze. |o
  42. RO: okay so... thats useful then? but youre still not really alive?
  43. RH: O| You could zay zat. |o
  44. RH: O| Vouldn't make it true. |o
  45. RH: O| But you could zay zat. |o
  46. RO: cryptic
  47. RO: at least you make more sense than CIRRIN RUNFARs sprite
  48. RH: O| Which iz? |o
  49. RH: *Vhich
  50. RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs octopus lusus
  51. RO: cant understand half the things he says
  52. RH: O| I'm to zecond tier viz my luzuz zoon. |o
  53. RH: O| Let'z zee vhat zat bringz ze lizt to. |o
  54. RH: O| An echidnaic mixzture of red and blue bloodz, alzo viz odd double hornz and vingz? |o
  55. RO: that sounds pretty weird to CIRRIN RUNFAR though wings sound good...
  56. RO: anyway interesting Tursun killed you
  57. RO: he was the reason CIRRIN RUNFAR actually wanted to talk you
  58. RH: O| Explain. |o
  59. RO: gonna be blunt about this
  60. RO: he made a promise to you that hed kill Solena
  61. RO: youre going to cancel that promise
  62. RH: O| Oh, I'm "Going to?" |o
  63. RH: O| It'z hiz promize. He cancelz it if he vantz to. |o
  64. RO: but but he says he doesnt break promises!
  65. RH: O| Good! |o
  66. RH: O| Zen zhe'll die like zhe'z zuppozed to. |o
  67. RO: no no no thats exactly what CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt want to happen
  68. RO: and besides
  69. RO: he may not win round 2
  70. RH: O| Round tvo of vhat? |o
  71. RH: O| Hah! |o
  72. RH: O| Zat madnezz? |o
  73. RH: O| Ve have a conflict of interezt here, Cirrin. |o
  74. RO: well
  75. RO: clearly
  76. RH: O| I'll repeal nothing. |o
  77. RH: nozing*
  78. RO: well fine CIRRIN RUNFAR probablly should have seen this coming
  79. RH: O| Indeed he zhould have. |o
  80. RO: what kind of idiot keeps a promise to a dead girl?
  81. RH: O| Ze zame kind zat iz friendz viz you. |o
  82. RH: O| Have you anyzing elze inzulting to zay? |o
  83. RO: yeah plenty but CIRRIN RUNFARs saving most of these insults for someone else
  84. RH: O| I'm not dead. |o
  85. RH: O| I'm alive enough to do vhat Turzun von't even if he repealz hiz promize. |o
  86. RO: difference being CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt care if you get yourself killed trying
  87. RO: killed again
  88. RH: O| Zecondary difference being it doezn't matter vhat ze trazhblood zinkz. |o
  89. RH: O| You can ruzt all ze zame color for all I care nov. |o
  90. RO: heh if none of this happened and you did get your way
  91. RO: would that have meant CIRRIN RUNFAR would be ruling at the top?
  92. RO: that is pretty stupid
  93. RH: O| No. |o
  94. RH: O| I'm zure I vould have gotten rid of you eventually. |o
  95. RH: O| You are far too ztupid to rule. |o
  96. RO: hey hey!
  97. RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs smart enough not to rule
  98. RH: O| Zpritez zpeak truzz, Cirrin. |o
  99. RO: sure they do
  100. RO: well this has been a waste of time
  101. RH: O| Indeed it haz. |o
  102. RO: it was nice knowing you princess
  103. RH: O| It'z a zhame I had to knov you. |o
  104. RH: O| To zink ve could have been friendz once. |o
  105. RH: O| I'll zee you over Zolena'z corpze. |o
  106. RO: well see
  107. -- recreantOctopus [RO] absconded from replicateHope [RH] --
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