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BallsOfFluff

On the road to nowhere

Jun 21st, 2012
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  2. >You hate yourself.
  3. >Can your life get any lower.
  4. >You have no job, no friends, just a woman on her own.
  5. >You had a decent living but things just went wrong somehow.
  6. >Everything you had is gone.
  7. >You have taken to wondering the roads in destitute.
  8. >Where did it go wrong?
  9. >You want to turn your life around but how can you pick yourself up when you hate yourself.
  10. >”hewp!”
  11. >What was that?
  12. >”Hewp!”
  13. >Seems like something is in trouble in the woods.
  14. >You walk out to see what it is.
  15. >”Hewp! Fwuffy in twouble!”
  16. >It is one of those fluffy ponies you have been hearing about.
  17. >This one has got caught in a thorn bush and can’t free himself.
  18. >He sees you walking up, “Ahhhh! Dun hewt fwuffy!”
  19. >He starts to cover his eyes and cowers.
  20. >You ignore his fear and walk up to him.
  21. >You look at the thorns and gently pull them away freeing the trapped fluffy.
  22. >”It’s OK now sweety, you’re free.”
  23. >He stops shaking and looks back at the bush to check.
  24. >He jumps at you and hugs your leg, “Fank yoo. Yoo safe fwuffy!”
  25. >You smile at the ball of fluff, he is adorable.
  26. >He is a steel gray Pegasus with an almost golden mane and green eyes.
  27. >He seems content and cooing.
  28. >He steps back with a contorted look on his face, “Nuuu! Fwuffy feel big poopies.”
  29. >Big poopies? What does that mean?
  30. >He lets out a stream of poop that flies all over the bush and make the area rancid.
  31. >He falls down and starts to cry, “Fwuffy sowwy, pwease dun hewt fwuffy!”
  32. >”I’m not going to hurt you.” You see he has messed his backside.
  33. >”But you do need to be cleaned, there is a creek over there.”
  34. >You gently push it to the water, “Nuuuu! Wah wah bad fo fwuffy! Fwuffy scawed!”
  35. >”Its ok, I won’t let anything happen to you.”
  36. >You pick up the soiled fluffy and wash it off making sure to keep its head above the water.
  37. >When you’re done he looks like a limp wash rag from his mid-section back.
  38. >He is shivering, “Fwuffy poopie and pee pee pwace cowd… why fwuffy cowd?”
  39. >You pick it up and hold it to your body to warm him up.
  40. >”Fank yoo. Yoo nice to fwuffy.”
  41. >He smiles and nuzzles against you.
  42. >You feel good about yourself, better than you have in a long time.
  43. >After he is dry you stand up and walk away, “You are better now, stay out of trouble.”
  44. >He follows you, “Nuuu! Fwuffy wan stay wif mammeh!”
  45. >You stop, “You want to stay with me?”
  46. >It has been so long since you felt anything wanted you around.
  47. >It looks at you with sad eyes.
  48. >”Ok, you can stay with me.” You head back to the road.
  49. >”Yay! Fwuffy haf mommeh!” He says trotting behind you.
  50. >He starts to sing in off beat out of tune sounds.
  51. >”What mammeh name?” He asks jumping around you.
  52. >You smile down, “Trixie.”
  53. >”Yay! Fwuffy wub twicky mommeh!” He starts singing your name.
  54. >You feel much better about yourself now.
  55. >You can pick yourself up.
  56. >You were on top once, you’ll be there again.
  57. >Thanks to how this fluffy makes you feel you know.
  58. >You know you’ll be great and powerful again!
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