As much as Alucard enjoyed the torture of an awkward silence, he decided to break it. “You found us pretty quick,” he said. “I must say, I’m surprised. I took you as quite dense, and yet it seems you navigated Tlālōcān’s with ease.”

“Perk of the job, I guess,” Garou said. “As Secretary of Homeland Security, if someone’s in Hell and I wanna know where they are, I’ll know where they are. If that makes sense.” He paused, before adding— “Unless you’re a Devil Fruit. That’s Secretary of Agriculture.”

- Ragnarust Round 1