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- Phase 1: The victim engages you in a conversation.
- Session Start: Sun Sep 26 10:53:32 2010
- Session Ident: Miley
- [10:53] Session Ident: Miley (PurpleSurge, Snorlax) (PS-Guest88@2A7712E7.E4FD85AD.980578A9.IP)
- [10:53] <Miley> r u drake
- [10:53] <Miley> ?
- Phase 2: Ask for permission.
- 01[10:53] <Snorlax> hey
- 01[10:53] <Snorlax> can i tell miley that i'm you?
- [10:53] <{UA}Coleworld> hi
- [10:53] <{UA}Coleworld> Mmmk
- Phase 3: Let the trolling begin.
- 01[10:53] <Snorlax> yeah
- [10:54] <Miley> oh it s so hard to recognize u with everytime changign ur name
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- 01[10:54] Miley is PS-Guest88@2A7712E7.E4FD85AD.980578A9.IP * PurpleSurge Guest
- 01[10:54] Miley is a registered nick
- 01[10:54] Miley on #ua
- 01[10:54] Miley using patience.purplesurge.com Patience... a common virtue
- 01[10:54] Miley End of /WHOIS list.
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- 01[10:54] <Snorlax> i'm an undercover agent; i got too many names to keep track of
- 01[10:54] <Snorlax> but most ppl on this server know me as drake
- [10:55] <Miley> oh i c
- 01[10:55] <Snorlax> so did you want to talk to me about anything?
- [10:56] <Miley> mmm not really i just wanted to say hi.did u accepted somethin?
- [10:57] <Miley> ?
- 01[10:57] <Snorlax> hm?
- 01[10:57] <Snorlax> oh sorry
- 01[10:57] <Snorlax> uhh
- 01[10:57] <Snorlax> no i didnt get anythin
- [10:57] <Miley> i njust pmed u to say hi thats all
- Phase 4: Start drama over something pointless.
- 01[10:58] <Snorlax> what'd you mean by accept somethin btw?
- 01[10:58] <Snorlax> not too sure
- 01[10:58] <Snorlax> what you mean by that
- [10:59] <Miley> i didnt mean anythin
- 01[10:59] <Snorlax> so there's somethin that you're not tellin me?
- 01[10:59] <Snorlax> :(
- 01[11:00] <Snorlax> i thought we were cool miley
- [11:00] <Miley> mmm what shall ill be hiding from u ofc were cool i mean i pmed u just to say hi thats all
- 01[11:00] <Snorlax> you PMd me by askin me if i accepted somethin
- 01[11:01] <Snorlax> but then you say that you dind't mean anything by that
- [11:01] <Miley> i said if u accepted anythin cuz u told me if i wanted u to talk 2 me bout anythin
- [11:01] <Miley> <Snorlax> so did you want to talk to me about anything?
- 01[11:02] <Snorlax> i know that, but what did you mean by "accepted anything"?
- 01[11:02] <Snorlax> was there something i was supposed to get?
- [11:02] <Miley> lol nothin forget it i didnt mean anythin really
- 01[11:02] <Snorlax> now your hiding it from me
- 01[11:02] <Snorlax> i get it
- 01[11:02] <Snorlax> you hate me
- [11:03] <Miley> no i dont hate u.who told u that?
- 01[11:03] <Snorlax> you did
- 01[11:03] <Snorlax> by not telling me
- 01[11:03] <Snorlax> what i was supposed to accept
- [11:03] <Miley> lol nothing i didnt mean anything pls forget it i just said it to say somethin thats all
- [11:05] <Miley> i just dont want to talk 2 u a lot thats all i dont want alice to get angry or so
- 01[11:05] <Snorlax> why do you care about alice?
- [11:06] <Miley> cuz she s my friend
- 01[11:06] <Snorlax> what's this thing that you're hiding from me?
- 01[11:06] <Snorlax> and what does alice have to do with it?
- 01[11:06] <Snorlax> tell me or metaslash will never be able to get on
- --No clue what he's got to do with it, but:
- [11:05] <{UA}Coleworld> Shes hiding something lmao
- [11:06] <{UA}Coleworld> Tell her to tell you or else Metaslash will never be able to get on
- [11:06] <Miley> look im not hiding anythin and maybe alice gets a bit jealous if she finds out that im talking 2 u
- [11:07] <Miley> im not hiding anythin and pls leave metaslash alone
- 01[11:07] <Snorlax> excuses
- [11:08] <Miley> y do u think im hiding anythin?
- 01[11:08] <Snorlax> bc you asked if i accepted anything?
- 01[11:08] <Snorlax> and you're not telling me what the anything is
- 01[11:08] <Snorlax> stop beating around the bush miley
- [11:08] <Miley> omg it was only a word i didnt meant anythin seriously just let it go
- 01[11:09] <Snorlax> -_-
- [11:09] <Miley> im not lying i didnt meant anythin
- 01[11:10] <Snorlax> stop lying
- 01[11:10] <Snorlax> tell me what you meant by anything
- 01[11:10] <Snorlax> "accepted anything"*
- 01[11:10] <Snorlax> or metaslash wont come on
- [11:10] <Miley> omg ur so paranoid
- [11:10] <Miley> i didnt meant anythin
- 01[11:11] <Snorlax> your the one that's hidin somethin
- 01[11:11] <Snorlax> spit it out
- 01[11:11] <Snorlax> or dont talk to me
- 01[11:11] <Snorlax> ever again
- [11:11] <Miley> what shall ill be hiding from u?
- 01[11:11] <Snorlax> ever
- 01[11:11] <Snorlax> idk
- 01[11:11] <Snorlax> your the hater
- [11:11] <Miley> wht r u accpeting me 2 say
- [11:12] <Miley> i dont hate u
- 01[11:12] <Snorlax> admit what "accepted anything" means
- 01[11:12] <Snorlax> what's the anything?
- 01[11:12] <Snorlax> -_-
- [11:12] <Miley> u told me this before i told u if u did accepted anythin
- Phase 5: This is the part where I realize she's using the wrong word.
- [11:12] <Miley> <Snorlax> so did you want to talk to me about anything?
- [11:13] <Miley> thats y i said it
- 01[11:13] <Snorlax> but i dont know what you mean by accept anything
- 01[11:13] <Snorlax> do you know what accept means?
- [11:13] <Miley> do u understand now
- 01[11:13] <Snorlax> no i don't understand
- 01[11:13] <Snorlax> answer my question
- 01[11:13] <Snorlax> do you know what accept means?
- [11:14] <Miley> yes i do and i didnt mean to say it
- 01[11:14] <Snorlax> what does accept mean?
- [11:15] <Miley> it means if u r waiting for me to say something
- 01[11:15] <Snorlax> now
- 01[11:15] <Snorlax> look up accept
- 01[11:15] <Snorlax> on dictionary.com
- [11:16] <Miley> omg lol ur gettin on my nerves now just forget it and if u dont wasnt to talk 2 me again ur choice im not gonna command u
- 01[11:16] <Snorlax> you don't even know what accept means
- 01[11:16] <Snorlax> -_-
- [11:16] <Miley> im sorry if i made u think i want somethin.i just said it thats all
- 01[11:17] <Snorlax> -_-
- 01[11:17] <Snorlax> you're still beating around the bush
- [11:17] <Miley> lol can u pls tell me wht r u trying to say
- 01[11:17] <Snorlax> i want to know what you mean by "accept anything"
- 01[11:17] <Snorlax> -_-
- 01[11:18] <Snorlax> why is it so hard to tell me what that means?"
- [11:18] <Miley> i meant nothing.can u tell me wht r u thinking pls
- Phase 6: This is the part where you curse out your victim.
- 01[11:18] <Snorlax> you're hiding something from me
- 01[11:18] <Snorlax> and i thought we were cool
- 01[11:18] <Snorlax> and if you're talking behind my back
- 01[11:18] <Snorlax> then stfu
- 01[11:18] <Snorlax> and gtfout of my life
- 01[11:18] <Snorlax> bitch.
- [11:18] <Miley> i not hiding anythin behind ur back
- [11:19] <Miley> pls believe me
- 01[11:19] <Snorlax> Don't talk to me ever again.
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- 01[11:19] Miley is PS-Guest88@2A7712E7.E4FD85AD.980578A9.IP * PurpleSurge Guest
- 01[11:19] Miley is a registered nick
- 01[11:19] Miley on #ua
- 01[11:19] Miley using patience.purplesurge.com Patience... a common virtue
- 01[11:19] miley End of /WHOIS list.
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- [11:19] <Miley> lol can u pls tell me what s wrong with u
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- 01[11:19] Miley is PS-Guest88@2A7712E7.E4FD85AD.980578A9.IP * PurpleSurge Guest
- 01[11:19] Miley is a registered nick
- 01[11:19] Miley on #ua
- 01[11:19] Miley using patience.purplesurge.com Patience... a common virtue
- 01[11:19] Miley End of /WHOIS list.
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- 01[11:20] <Snorlax> you're a lying bitch.
- 01[11:20] <Snorlax> don't talk to me again.
- [11:20] <Miley> but y shall ill be lying
- [11:20] <Miley> y shall i lie 2 u?
- 01[11:21] <Snorlax> shut the fuck up.
- 01[11:21] <Snorlax> welcome to my ignore list.
- [11:21] <Miley> k then
- [11:21] <Miley> have it ur way
- [11:22] <Miley> k ur free to kb me if u want but pls leave metaslash alone
- [11:21:14] <@Snorlax> !kb miley bitch.
- [11:21:23] * {UA}B0SS sets mode: +b *!*@2A7712E7.E4FD85AD.980578A9.IP
- [11:21:23] * Miley was kicked by {UA}B0SS (bitch.)
- [11:23] <Miley> wow and u said we were friends.tx for kb me
- Lol hypocrisy.
- [11:24] <Miley> i promise i didnt meant anythin by tht im serious
- [11:24] <Miley> pls talk 2 me i really didnt meant anythin
- [11:25] <Miley> k if ill tell you would u let me in
- [11:25] <Miley> ?
- Phase 7: Begin drafting the pastebin. If the victim continues to engage conversation, feel free to append it.
- 01[11:26] <Snorlax> yeah
- [11:26] <Miley> i just dont want to talk 2 u a lot cuz alice might think i dunno that u like me and avoiding her.thats all
- [11:27] <Miley> i dont want for u to fight with alice cuz of me
- [11:27] <Miley> thats all
- [11:28] <Miley> can u pls unban me now
- [11:28:31] * Snorlax sets mode: -b *!*@2A7712E7.E4FD85AD.980578A9.IP
- [11:29] <Miley> happy now
- 01[11:29] <Snorlax> You have no idea. <--- Was writing this pastebin while talking.
- [11:29] <Miley> i tought u were my friend turns i was wrong
- [11:32] <Miley> u kb d me for a small prob like that wow lol u have anger issues
- 01[11:33] <Snorlax> lol
- 01[11:33] <Snorlax> i have issues?
- [11:33] <Miley> a lot
- 01[11:33] <Snorlax> you're the one who doesn't know who drake is.
- [11:33] <Miley> whatever
- Phase 8 (Optional): Let the victim know that he/she has just been trolled to see what the reaction is.
- 01[11:33] <Snorlax> Fun Fact: You have just been trolled by Snorlax, who is not Drake.
- 01[11:34] <Snorlax> These logs will now go on pastebin momentarily.
- [11:34] <Miley> r u serious
- 01[11:34] <Snorlax> What do you think?
- [11:35] <Miley> lol i know ur drake
- Phase 9: Highlight exactly what the reaction is. In this example, it would be: "lol denial."
- 01[11:36] <Snorlax> This part will definitely go on pastebin.
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- 01[11:36] Miley is PS-Guest88@2A7712E7.E4FD85AD.980578A9.IP * PurpleSurge Guest
- 01[11:36] Miley is a registered nick
- 01[11:36] Miley on #ua
- 01[11:36] Miley using patience.purplesurge.com Patience... a common virtue
- 01[11:36] Miley End of /WHOIS list.
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- [11:36] <Miley> lol do whatever u wanna do i dont care
- 01[11:37] <Snorlax> but seriously
- 01[11:37] <Snorlax> dictionary.com accept
- 01[11:37] <Snorlax> and compare your definition to dictionary.com expect
- [11:40] <Miley> whatevevr
- Let us compare these definitions now, shall we?
- accept:
- –verb (used with object)
- 1.
- to take or receive (something offered); receive with approval or favor: to accept a present; to accept a proposal.
- 2.
- to agree or consent to; accede to: to accept a treaty; to accept an apology.
- 3.
- to respond or answer affirmatively to: to accept an invitation.
- 4.
- to undertake the responsibility, duties, honors, etc., of: to accept the office of president.
- 5.
- to receive or admit formally, as to a college or club.
- 6.
- to accommodate or reconcile oneself to: to accept the situation.
- 7.
- to regard as true or sound; believe: to accept a claim; to accept Catholicism.
- 8.
- to regard as normal, suitable, or usual.
- 9.
- to receive as to meaning; understand.
- 10.
- Commerce . to acknowledge, by Signature, as calling for payment, and thus to agree to pay, as a draft.
- 11.
- (in a deliberative body) to receive as an adequate performance of the duty with which an officer or a committee has been charged; receive for further action: The report of the committee was accepted.
- 12.
- to receive or contain (something attached, inserted, etc.): This socket won't accept a three-pronged plug.
- 13.
- to receive (a transplanted organ or tissue) without adverse reaction. Compare reject ( def. 7 ) .
- –verb (used without object)
- 14.
- to accept an invitation, gift, position, etc. (sometimes fol. by of ).
- I took definition 14 to be what Miley meant. Upon later talking, maybe it was expect
- Expect: –verb (used with object)
- 1.
- to look forward to; regard as likely to happen; anticipate the occurrence or the coming of: I expect to read it. I expect him later. She expects that they will come.
- 2.
- to look for with reason or justification: We expect obedience.
- 3.
- Informal . to suppose or surmise; guess: I expect that you are tired from the trip.
- 4.
- to anticipate the birth of (one's child): Paul and Sylvia expect their second very soon.
- —Idiom
- 5.
- be expecting, to be pregnant: The cat is expecting again.
- Know your definitions.
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