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  1.  
  2. Phase 1: The victim engages you in a conversation.
  3. Session Start: Sun Sep 26 10:53:32 2010
  4. Session Ident: Miley
  5. [10:53] Session Ident: Miley (PurpleSurge, Snorlax) (PS-Guest88@2A7712E7.E4FD85AD.980578A9.IP)
  6. [10:53] <Miley> r u drake
  7. [10:53] <Miley> ?
  8.  
  9. Phase 2: Ask for permission.
  10.  
  11. 01[10:53] <Snorlax> hey
  12. 01[10:53] <Snorlax> can i tell miley that i'm you?
  13. [10:53] <{UA}Coleworld> hi
  14. [10:53] <{UA}Coleworld> Mmmk
  15.  
  16. Phase 3: Let the trolling begin.
  17. 01[10:53] <Snorlax> yeah
  18. [10:54] <Miley> oh it s so hard to recognize u with everytime changign ur name
  19. -
  20. 01[10:54] Miley is PS-Guest88@2A7712E7.E4FD85AD.980578A9.IP * PurpleSurge Guest
  21. 01[10:54] Miley is a registered nick
  22. 01[10:54] Miley on #ua
  23. 01[10:54] Miley using patience.purplesurge.com Patience... a common virtue
  24. 01[10:54] Miley End of /WHOIS list.
  25. -
  26. 01[10:54] <Snorlax> i'm an undercover agent; i got too many names to keep track of
  27. 01[10:54] <Snorlax> but most ppl on this server know me as drake
  28. [10:55] <Miley> oh i c
  29. 01[10:55] <Snorlax> so did you want to talk to me about anything?
  30. [10:56] <Miley> mmm not really i just wanted to say hi.did u accepted somethin?
  31. [10:57] <Miley> ?
  32. 01[10:57] <Snorlax> hm?
  33. 01[10:57] <Snorlax> oh sorry
  34. 01[10:57] <Snorlax> uhh
  35. 01[10:57] <Snorlax> no i didnt get anythin
  36. [10:57] <Miley> i njust pmed u to say hi thats all
  37.  
  38. Phase 4: Start drama over something pointless.
  39.  
  40. 01[10:58] <Snorlax> what'd you mean by accept somethin btw?
  41. 01[10:58] <Snorlax> not too sure
  42. 01[10:58] <Snorlax> what you mean by that
  43. [10:59] <Miley> i didnt mean anythin
  44. 01[10:59] <Snorlax> so there's somethin that you're not tellin me?
  45. 01[10:59] <Snorlax> :(
  46. 01[11:00] <Snorlax> i thought we were cool miley
  47. [11:00] <Miley> mmm what shall ill be hiding from u ofc were cool i mean i pmed u just to say hi thats all
  48. 01[11:00] <Snorlax> you PMd me by askin me if i accepted somethin
  49. 01[11:01] <Snorlax> but then you say that you dind't mean anything by that
  50. [11:01] <Miley> i said if u accepted anythin cuz u told me if i wanted u to talk 2 me bout anythin
  51. [11:01] <Miley> <Snorlax> so did you want to talk to me about anything?
  52. 01[11:02] <Snorlax> i know that, but what did you mean by "accepted anything"?
  53. 01[11:02] <Snorlax> was there something i was supposed to get?
  54. [11:02] <Miley> lol nothin forget it i didnt mean anythin really
  55. 01[11:02] <Snorlax> now your hiding it from me
  56. 01[11:02] <Snorlax> i get it
  57. 01[11:02] <Snorlax> you hate me
  58. [11:03] <Miley> no i dont hate u.who told u that?
  59. 01[11:03] <Snorlax> you did
  60. 01[11:03] <Snorlax> by not telling me
  61. 01[11:03] <Snorlax> what i was supposed to accept
  62. [11:03] <Miley> lol nothing i didnt mean anything pls forget it i just said it to say somethin thats all
  63. [11:05] <Miley> i just dont want to talk 2 u a lot thats all i dont want alice to get angry or so
  64. 01[11:05] <Snorlax> why do you care about alice?
  65. [11:06] <Miley> cuz she s my friend
  66. 01[11:06] <Snorlax> what's this thing that you're hiding from me?
  67. 01[11:06] <Snorlax> and what does alice have to do with it?
  68. 01[11:06] <Snorlax> tell me or metaslash will never be able to get on
  69.  
  70. --No clue what he's got to do with it, but:
  71. [11:05] <{UA}Coleworld> Shes hiding something lmao
  72. [11:06] <{UA}Coleworld> Tell her to tell you or else Metaslash will never be able to get on
  73.  
  74. [11:06] <Miley> look im not hiding anythin and maybe alice gets a bit jealous if she finds out that im talking 2 u
  75. [11:07] <Miley> im not hiding anythin and pls leave metaslash alone
  76. 01[11:07] <Snorlax> excuses
  77. [11:08] <Miley> y do u think im hiding anythin?
  78. 01[11:08] <Snorlax> bc you asked if i accepted anything?
  79. 01[11:08] <Snorlax> and you're not telling me what the anything is
  80. 01[11:08] <Snorlax> stop beating around the bush miley
  81. [11:08] <Miley> omg it was only a word i didnt meant anythin seriously just let it go
  82. 01[11:09] <Snorlax> -_-
  83. [11:09] <Miley> im not lying i didnt meant anythin
  84. 01[11:10] <Snorlax> stop lying
  85. 01[11:10] <Snorlax> tell me what you meant by anything
  86. 01[11:10] <Snorlax> "accepted anything"*
  87. 01[11:10] <Snorlax> or metaslash wont come on
  88. [11:10] <Miley> omg ur so paranoid
  89. [11:10] <Miley> i didnt meant anythin
  90. 01[11:11] <Snorlax> your the one that's hidin somethin
  91. 01[11:11] <Snorlax> spit it out
  92. 01[11:11] <Snorlax> or dont talk to me
  93. 01[11:11] <Snorlax> ever again
  94. [11:11] <Miley> what shall ill be hiding from u?
  95. 01[11:11] <Snorlax> ever
  96. 01[11:11] <Snorlax> idk
  97. 01[11:11] <Snorlax> your the hater
  98. [11:11] <Miley> wht r u accpeting me 2 say
  99. [11:12] <Miley> i dont hate u
  100. 01[11:12] <Snorlax> admit what "accepted anything" means
  101. 01[11:12] <Snorlax> what's the anything?
  102. 01[11:12] <Snorlax> -_-
  103. [11:12] <Miley> u told me this before i told u if u did accepted anythin
  104.  
  105. Phase 5: This is the part where I realize she's using the wrong word.
  106.  
  107.  
  108. [11:12] <Miley> <Snorlax> so did you want to talk to me about anything?
  109. [11:13] <Miley> thats y i said it
  110. 01[11:13] <Snorlax> but i dont know what you mean by accept anything
  111. 01[11:13] <Snorlax> do you know what accept means?
  112. [11:13] <Miley> do u understand now
  113. 01[11:13] <Snorlax> no i don't understand
  114. 01[11:13] <Snorlax> answer my question
  115. 01[11:13] <Snorlax> do you know what accept means?
  116. [11:14] <Miley> yes i do and i didnt mean to say it
  117. 01[11:14] <Snorlax> what does accept mean?
  118. [11:15] <Miley> it means if u r waiting for me to say something
  119. 01[11:15] <Snorlax> now
  120. 01[11:15] <Snorlax> look up accept
  121. 01[11:15] <Snorlax> on dictionary.com
  122. [11:16] <Miley> omg lol ur gettin on my nerves now just forget it and if u dont wasnt to talk 2 me again ur choice im not gonna command u
  123. 01[11:16] <Snorlax> you don't even know what accept means
  124. 01[11:16] <Snorlax> -_-
  125. [11:16] <Miley> im sorry if i made u think i want somethin.i just said it thats all
  126. 01[11:17] <Snorlax> -_-
  127. 01[11:17] <Snorlax> you're still beating around the bush
  128. [11:17] <Miley> lol can u pls tell me wht r u trying to say
  129. 01[11:17] <Snorlax> i want to know what you mean by "accept anything"
  130. 01[11:17] <Snorlax> -_-
  131. 01[11:18] <Snorlax> why is it so hard to tell me what that means?"
  132. [11:18] <Miley> i meant nothing.can u tell me wht r u thinking pls
  133.  
  134. Phase 6: This is the part where you curse out your victim.
  135.  
  136. 01[11:18] <Snorlax> you're hiding something from me
  137. 01[11:18] <Snorlax> and i thought we were cool
  138. 01[11:18] <Snorlax> and if you're talking behind my back
  139. 01[11:18] <Snorlax> then stfu
  140. 01[11:18] <Snorlax> and gtfout of my life
  141. 01[11:18] <Snorlax> bitch.
  142. [11:18] <Miley> i not hiding anythin behind ur back
  143. [11:19] <Miley> pls believe me
  144. 01[11:19] <Snorlax> Don't talk to me ever again.
  145. -
  146. 01[11:19] Miley is PS-Guest88@2A7712E7.E4FD85AD.980578A9.IP * PurpleSurge Guest
  147. 01[11:19] Miley is a registered nick
  148. 01[11:19] Miley on #ua
  149. 01[11:19] Miley using patience.purplesurge.com Patience... a common virtue
  150. 01[11:19] miley End of /WHOIS list.
  151. -
  152. [11:19] <Miley> lol can u pls tell me what s wrong with u
  153. -
  154. 01[11:19] Miley is PS-Guest88@2A7712E7.E4FD85AD.980578A9.IP * PurpleSurge Guest
  155. 01[11:19] Miley is a registered nick
  156. 01[11:19] Miley on #ua
  157. 01[11:19] Miley using patience.purplesurge.com Patience... a common virtue
  158. 01[11:19] Miley End of /WHOIS list.
  159. -
  160. 01[11:20] <Snorlax> you're a lying bitch.
  161. 01[11:20] <Snorlax> don't talk to me again.
  162. [11:20] <Miley> but y shall ill be lying
  163. [11:20] <Miley> y shall i lie 2 u?
  164. 01[11:21] <Snorlax> shut the fuck up.
  165. 01[11:21] <Snorlax> welcome to my ignore list.
  166. [11:21] <Miley> k then
  167. [11:21] <Miley> have it ur way
  168. [11:22] <Miley> k ur free to kb me if u want but pls leave metaslash alone
  169.  
  170. [11:21:14] <@Snorlax> !kb miley bitch.
  171. [11:21:23] * {UA}B0SS sets mode: +b *!*@2A7712E7.E4FD85AD.980578A9.IP
  172. [11:21:23] * Miley was kicked by {UA}B0SS (bitch.)
  173.  
  174.  
  175. [11:23] <Miley> wow and u said we were friends.tx for kb me
  176.  
  177. Lol hypocrisy.
  178.  
  179. [11:24] <Miley> i promise i didnt meant anythin by tht im serious
  180. [11:24] <Miley> pls talk 2 me i really didnt meant anythin
  181. [11:25] <Miley> k if ill tell you would u let me in
  182. [11:25] <Miley> ?
  183.  
  184. Phase 7: Begin drafting the pastebin. If the victim continues to engage conversation, feel free to append it.
  185.  
  186. 01[11:26] <Snorlax> yeah
  187. [11:26] <Miley> i just dont want to talk 2 u a lot cuz alice might think i dunno that u like me and avoiding her.thats all
  188. [11:27] <Miley> i dont want for u to fight with alice cuz of me
  189. [11:27] <Miley> thats all
  190. [11:28] <Miley> can u pls unban me now
  191.  
  192. [11:28:31] * Snorlax sets mode: -b *!*@2A7712E7.E4FD85AD.980578A9.IP
  193.  
  194. [11:29] <Miley> happy now
  195. 01[11:29] <Snorlax> You have no idea. <--- Was writing this pastebin while talking.
  196. [11:29] <Miley> i tought u were my friend turns i was wrong
  197. [11:32] <Miley> u kb d me for a small prob like that wow lol u have anger issues
  198. 01[11:33] <Snorlax> lol
  199. 01[11:33] <Snorlax> i have issues?
  200. [11:33] <Miley> a lot
  201. 01[11:33] <Snorlax> you're the one who doesn't know who drake is.
  202. [11:33] <Miley> whatever
  203.  
  204. Phase 8 (Optional): Let the victim know that he/she has just been trolled to see what the reaction is.
  205.  
  206. 01[11:33] <Snorlax> Fun Fact: You have just been trolled by Snorlax, who is not Drake.
  207. 01[11:34] <Snorlax> These logs will now go on pastebin momentarily.
  208. [11:34] <Miley> r u serious
  209. 01[11:34] <Snorlax> What do you think?
  210. [11:35] <Miley> lol i know ur drake
  211.  
  212. Phase 9: Highlight exactly what the reaction is. In this example, it would be: "lol denial."
  213.  
  214. 01[11:36] <Snorlax> This part will definitely go on pastebin.
  215. -
  216. 01[11:36] Miley is PS-Guest88@2A7712E7.E4FD85AD.980578A9.IP * PurpleSurge Guest
  217. 01[11:36] Miley is a registered nick
  218. 01[11:36] Miley on #ua
  219. 01[11:36] Miley using patience.purplesurge.com Patience... a common virtue
  220. 01[11:36] Miley End of /WHOIS list.
  221. -
  222. [11:36] <Miley> lol do whatever u wanna do i dont care
  223. 01[11:37] <Snorlax> but seriously
  224. 01[11:37] <Snorlax> dictionary.com accept
  225. 01[11:37] <Snorlax> and compare your definition to dictionary.com expect
  226. [11:40] <Miley> whatevevr
  227.  
  228. Let us compare these definitions now, shall we?
  229.  
  230. accept:
  231.  
  232. –verb (used with object)
  233. 1.
  234. to take or receive (something offered); receive with approval or favor: to accept a present; to accept a proposal.
  235. 2.
  236. to agree or consent to; accede to: to accept a treaty; to accept an apology.
  237. 3.
  238. to respond or answer affirmatively to: to accept an invitation.
  239. 4.
  240. to undertake the responsibility, duties, honors, etc., of: to accept the office of president.
  241. 5.
  242. to receive or admit formally, as to a college or club.
  243. 6.
  244. to accommodate or reconcile oneself to: to accept the situation.
  245. 7.
  246. to regard as true or sound; believe: to accept a claim; to accept Catholicism.
  247. 8.
  248. to regard as normal, suitable, or usual.
  249. 9.
  250. to receive as to meaning; understand.
  251. 10.
  252. Commerce . to acknowledge, by Signature, as calling for payment, and thus to agree to pay, as a draft.
  253. 11.
  254. (in a deliberative body) to receive as an adequate performance of the duty with which an officer or a committee has been charged; receive for further action: The report of the committee was accepted.
  255. 12.
  256. to receive or contain (something attached, inserted, etc.): This socket won't accept a three-pronged plug.
  257. 13.
  258. to receive (a transplanted organ or tissue) without adverse reaction. Compare reject ( def. 7 ) .
  259. –verb (used without object)
  260. 14.
  261. to accept an invitation, gift, position, etc. (sometimes fol. by of ).
  262.  
  263. I took definition 14 to be what Miley meant. Upon later talking, maybe it was expect
  264.  
  265. Expect: –verb (used with object)
  266. 1.
  267. to look forward to; regard as likely to happen; anticipate the occurrence or the coming of: I expect to read it. I expect him later. She expects that they will come.
  268. 2.
  269. to look for with reason or justification: We expect obedience.
  270. 3.
  271. Informal . to suppose or surmise; guess: I expect that you are tired from the trip.
  272. 4.
  273. to anticipate the birth of (one's child): Paul and Sylvia expect their second very soon.
  274. —Idiom
  275. 5.
  276. be expecting, to be pregnant: The cat is expecting again.
  277.  
  278. Know your definitions.
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