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Levi recks some umps

Oct 26th, 2015
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  1.  
  2. ProcyonDM
  3. He
  4. Ye
  5. You find two umps
  6. Umps
  7. Ugh
  8. Imps
  9. Levi_Devaux
  10. Gonna reck some umps
  11. ProcyonDM
  12. Roll 2#1d4
  13. `DICE
  14. ProcyonDM rolled 2#1d4 [ 1d4=4 ]{4}, [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  15. ProcyonDM
  16. lol
  17. Both get 3 status effects
  18. Levi_Devaux
  19. :|
  20. oh joy
  21. ProcyonDM
  22. Roll 2#3d14
  23. `DICE
  24. ProcyonDM rolled 2#3d14 [ 3d14=25 ]{25}, [ 3d14=19 ]{19}
  25. ProcyonDM
  26. Shit
  27. Roll 3#1d14
  28. `DICE
  29. ProcyonDM rolled 3#1d14 [ 1d14=6 ]{6}, [ 1d14=2 ]{2}, [ 1d14=9 ]{9}
  30. ProcyonDM
  31. Roll 3#1d14
  32. `DICE
  33. ProcyonDM rolled 3#1d14 [ 1d14=1 ]{1}, [ 1d14=9 ]{9}, [ 1d14=11 ]{11}
  34. ProcyonDM
  35. The first imp seems to be made out of paper, but it's flying and has bunny ears.
  36. The second also had bunny ears, but it is robotic and carries a gun.
  37. Why they don't give the flying imp the ranged weapon we will never know
  38. STRIFE
  39. Levi_Devaux
  40. roll 1d20+1 for initiative
  41. `DICE
  42. Levi_Devaux rolled 1d20+1 for initiative [ 1d20=8 ]{9}
  43. ProcyonDM
  44. Roll 2#1d20-1
  45. `DICE
  46. ProcyonDM rolled 2#1d20-1 [ 1d20=19 ]{18}, [ 1d20=3 ]{2}
  47. ProcyonDM
  48. The flying imp swoops at you
  49. Roll 1d20-2
  50. `DICE
  51. ProcyonDM rolled 1d20-2 [ 1d20=10 ]{8}
  52. ProcyonDM
  53. It contacts but doesn't hurt you at all.
  54. It continues swooping until it is out of the way
  55. Your turn
  56. Levi_Devaux
  57. Alright, where is the flying imp.
  58. ProcyonDM
  59. It is flying behind you
  60. Levi_Devaux
  61. Alright, I ignore the flying imp for now and instead charge at the gun wielding imp.
  62. "PRepare to feel the sting of my sword, beast!" I shout to intimidate it while I charge.
  63. roll 1d20 for intimidate
  64. `DICE
  65. Levi_Devaux rolled 1d20 for intimidate [ 1d20=15 ]{15}
  66. ProcyonDM
  67. Roll 1d20-1 to resist
  68. `DICE
  69. ProcyonDM rolled 1d20-1 to resist [ 1d20=14 ]{13}
  70. ProcyonDM
  71. It is intimidated
  72. Levi_Devaux
  73. I leap forward at the intimidated imp, and rapidly slash at it twice with flurry 1.
  74. roll 2#1d20+1
  75. `DICE
  76. Levi_Devaux rolled 2#1d20+1 [ 1d20=10 ]{11}, [ 1d20=4 ]{5}
  77. ProcyonDM
  78. It hits once.
  79. Levi_Devaux
  80. roll 1d6+3
  81. `DICE
  82. Levi_Devaux rolled 1d6+3 [ 1d6=4 ]{7}
  83. ProcyonDM
  84. Roll damage
  85. `DICE
  86. ProcyonDM rolled damage error: malformed expression
  87. ProcyonDM
  88. It crumples, dead, then explodes into grist
  89. Levi_Devaux
  90. And I'm now at 2/10 pp since I spent 10 and regained 2 from psiblade.
  91. ProcyonDM
  92. The flying imp makes another pass
  93. ((Ty))
  94. Roll 1d20-2
  95. `DICE
  96. ProcyonDM rolled 1d20-2 [ 1d20=2 ]{0}
  97. ProcyonDM
  98. If flies at you...
  99. And slams into the ground at your feet
  100. It is now at a total of -4 ac giving it a total of 5
  101. Your move
  102. Levi_Devaux
  103. I'm a little taken aback at its sudden fall, but I don't delay for long before bringing my blade down upon it.
  104. roll 1d20+3
  105. `DICE
  106. Levi_Devaux rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=4 ]{7}
  107. ProcyonDM
  108. You hit
  109. Levi_Devaux
  110. roll 1d6+3
  111. `DICE
  112. Levi_Devaux rolled 1d6+3 [ 1d6=3 ]{6}
  113. ProcyonDM
  114. It does
  115. Dies
  116. It also turns into grid
  117. grist
  118. ====END====
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