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The Loner

Apr 11th, 2012
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  1. >You are a loner, you left your wife and your kids because you were just so sick of all their shit
  2. >You wander the world with no particular goal, doing odd jobs in every town you go to, to pay for the rooms you stay in
  3. >Sometimes you get lonely in this endless adventure
  4. >It's a cloudy evening, a light drizzle out, and you are in an alley next to a bar, smoking a cigar
  5. >The sudden clamor of trashcans being knocked over disturbs your quiet peace
  6. >You raise your head to peer at the source of the noise
  7. >A little blue fluffy was seen staggering out of the trashcan, sniffling and crying to itself
  8. >He slowly wanders in your direction, sniffling and shaking it's head, he was positively filthy
  9. >"'s the matter, kid?" You ask the little fluffy, who now looks up at you
  10. >"Daddy no wuv fwuffy no mowe... Fwow fwuffy away..." He whines to you in a squeaky cracking voice
  11. >"Oh... Well that's too bad..." You say with genuine compassion, holding him up up in your left hand
  12. >The little fluffy fits perfectly in your massive palm "Fwuffy wonewy... Nobody wuv fwuffy..." he whimpers
  13. >Taking your cigar from your mouth, you hold it in your right hand as you speak "Ah... I know how that feels kid. I left my home 'cuz I didn't feel loved there anymore."
  14. >"Weawwy?" The fluffy asks as he looks up at you with big sappy eyes
  15. >"Yeah kiddo. I'm always alone, have been for years." You go on to tell him
  16. >"Fwuffy sowwy you sad. Huggies make bettew?" He asks as he tries to hug your hand
  17. >"Say! I could be your new daddy." You offer the little critter
  18. >"WEAWWY?!" it squeals in excitement, perking up in your hand.
  19. >"No. Not really, ya little shit stain." You growl at it, your voice going from kind and understanding to bitter and hateful
  20. >His little heart shatters as his newly found hope is crushed in an instant
  21. >Before the little fluffy can even react, you put out your cigar in his left eye
  22. >"Owwie! Why new daddy poke fwuffy wif buwny thing?!" it screeches in terror
  23. >Before he can jump down, you drop him, punting him into the wall on the other side of the alley
  24. >He coughs in pain, sobbing hysterically "Fwu-Fwuffy sowwy... Pwease wuv fwu*cough*uffy... Fwuffy be good..." He begs as you glare down at him "Get outa here before I put you outa yer misery ya little bastard"
  25. >The fluffy runs off sobbing it's brains out, crying "Wonewy! Nobody wuv fwuffy!" as he goes.
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  27. >You return to the very same bar next night, sitting in the same alley, smoking a new cigar, enjoying the peace and quiet
  28. >Suddenly your peace is disturbing by the sounds of sniffling and whining
  29. >The same fluffy from yesterday staggers into the alley, still crying the same old nonsense "Fwuffy gon' be awone fowevah..."
  30. >He continues to stagger until he bumps into your leg
  31. >He jumps back and looks up at you with sad eyes, even though he couldn't see with the left one "Pwease... Pwease wuv fwuffy... Be good fwuffy..." it cries desperately
  32. >You pick it up with your left hand again looking it in the eyes "Aw... I'm sorry little guy... I'll love you."
  33. >The little fluffy sniffles "fo' weaw d'is time?" it asks hopingly
  34. >"Yeah, for real." You assure him
  35. >"Yaaay fwuffy wuv 'ou-"
  36. Ptssss
  37. >You put out your cigarette in his right eye, and he shrieks out in pain again "Why dawk?! Why ouchie fwuffies?! Fwuffy no can see! Wet out! No wan' dis! Pwease wuv fwuffy! Fwuffy be good!"
  38. >It is now shrieking and running in circles in the alleyway
  39. >"I told ya to get outa here ya little fuckwit!" you shout at the fluffy
  40. >"Pwe-he-heaasew wuv fwuffy! Wet out!" It screams
  41. >The dumb creature thinks it's trapped in a box
  42. >"Pwease wuv fwuffy!" It shrieks one last time before you shout back
  43. >"No! Nobody loves ya, you're awful.!"
  44. >"Fwuffy no awfuw! Fwuffy pwomise good fwuffy!" It screams at the top of it's lungs, running out of the alley
  45. >You watch as he runs out into the street, and suddenly a car zips by
  46. >The fluffy isn't screaming anymore
  47. >It's gargling and sobbing
  48. >The vehicle that had passed by, bisected the little blue fluffy
  49. >"Nu...Nuh...Nobody... Wuv fwuffy..." It cries before passing out, dead.
  50. >You roll your eyes, you'd rather spend eternity in perpetual loneliness than keep company with one of those things
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