Now that I have your attention, Gentlemen and Gentlewomen,
     We need some newfag influx in ogame for the /b/ alliance. Care to join in and rape shit up? (neckbeards, and people with no lives preferred!)
Ogame.org
Universe: ELECTRA
Alliance: LULZ INC.
Tag: THUG AIM
If you are too stupid to use IRC or play browser games, do not even bother. All others are welcome to join and will receive a care package and instructions and the customary anal rape.   (Also this is a 4x speed universe which means game-play is fast paced so either play daily or be raped up the anus with a chainsaw!)