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Haunted Road Trip part 3: Harry Potter meets Deadpool

Jun 5th, 2016
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  1. Haunted Road Trip part 3: Harry Potter, Deadpool, and the alien invasion
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  4. Melinda, Aiden, Ash, Serena, Clemont, and Bonnie head down the road in their RV. Ash is worried about what Deadpool is doing in the Pokemon World. Ash knows its his fault that Deadpool is loose in the Pokemon world. Bonnie may have made the wish so that Shenron opened a portal into to the Pokemon world, but Ash is the one who got Deadpool interested in going there. As they continue down the road in thier RV, a blue phone box appears out of no where. a man in a brown trenchcoat steps out of it. At first, Ash thinks the man is his old friend Looker, a member of the Pokemon World's international police. Then, the man walks up to them as Melinda parks the RV. "You can call me The Doctor", the man tells her. "my T.A.R.D.I.S. picked up a disturbance around here", he continues. "Any of you open a portal to another place or time recently?" he asks Melinda. Melinda proceeds to tell him about the portal to the Pokemon World and how Deadpool went through it. "I'll go to this "Pokemon World" and bring Deadpool back here to this world", The Doctor declares.
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  6. Deadpool is running rampart in Team Rocket's headquarters. He sees Team Rocket members Cassidy and Butch coming towards him. Deadpool aims his gun at them and fires twice, killing them both. Then, a blue phone box appears and The Doctor steps out of it. "your friends want you to leave the Pokemon World and go back to where you came from", he orders Deadpool. "You're not the boss of me" Deadpool remarks. Then he shoots The Doctor, who falls face-down on the floor. Deadpool steps inside the blue phone box. he is surprised to find its much bigger inside than it should be. It has all sorts of controls for travelling to different times and places. Team Rocket members Jessie, James, and Meowth sneak on board the T.A.R.D.I.S. unseen by Deadpool. Deadpool starts pressing buttons and the T.A.R.D.I.S. takes off.
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  9. Deadpool arrives in New York City. he sees a person he thinks is Spider-Man walking towards him. "Hey Spidey", Deadpool yells, and surprisingly the other person yells "hey spidey" back. "I'm Deadpool you idiot", Deadpool yells. "Well I'm sure not Spiderman" the other guy yells back, "My name is Carnage". Carnage lashes out at Deadpool, punching him upside the face with a long, red, gooey tentacle. Deadpool pulls out a pistol and a sword. he shoots bullet after bullet at Carnage while slashing off Carnage's tentacles with the sword. Carnage morphs one of his tentacles into a sword-like shape and engages Deadpool in a sword fight. When he get close enough to Carnage, Deadpool points his pistol at carnage's head and fires. goo shoots out of Carnage's forehead and grabs the bullet before it gets very far. the goo flings the bullet back at Deadpool, who parries it with his sword. Deadpool leaps at Carnage and clotheslines him through a wall. they have ended up in the local library. Carnage punches Deadpool, knocking him clear across the building. Deadpool ends up buried under several bookshelves as Carnage leaps up and runs off. "I may need some help to deal with that guy", Deadpool remarks to himself. Eyeing a Harry Potter book lying nearby, Deadpool realizes who he should get to help him. Deadpool returns to the T.A.R.D.I.S. and takes off to put his plan to motion.
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  12. Vanellope, Mavis, Lilo, and Stitch are riding along in Vanellope's Go-kart on different road from the one Melinda's group is on. They stop off at a store to get some snacks. As they leave the store, a broomstick flies down and lands beside the go-kart. The boy who dismounts from it has dark-colored hair and a scar on his forehead that is shaped like a lightning bolt. "Long time no see, Mavis", the boy yells. "That's my friend Harry Potter", Mavis tells everyone else. Mavis tells Harry about the "haunted road trip" that she and everyone with her is on. Harry says they should some visit Hogwarts and meet the Hogwarts ghosts. Mavis decides to contact Melinda, Yusei, and Inspector Gadget's groups and have them all meet up at Hogwarts.
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  14. Meanwhile, the T.A.R.D.I.S. appears on the Hogwarts grounds just outside of the Quidditch pitch. Deadpool climbs out of it followed by Lord Voldemort, whom he went back in time and rescued. "I've heard a lot about you Mr. Voldemort", Deadpool remarks. "That's LORD Voldemort to you", Voldemort remarks back. Jessie, James, and Meowth sneak out of the T.A.R.D.I.S. and hotfoot it into the nearby forest. "Deadpool, would you mind going to a place called Azkaban in this contraption of yours?", Voldemort asks, "some of my...associates...are locked up there and I want you to break them out". "Consider it done", Deadpool answers. Deadpool steps back into the T.A.R.D.I.S. and it vanishes moments later. Voldemort makes his way up to the castle to announce his return.
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  16. Melinda's group meets up with Yusei's group and Inspector Gadget's group en route to Hogwarts. when they arrive at Hogwarts, Vanellope's group is already there, along with Harry Potter. They hear yelling coming from inside the castle. They dash up the stairs and into the Great Hall to find Voldemort standing in the center of the room firing off Curses. "How the heck are YOU here?" Harry asks him. Then the T.A.R.D.I.S. appears out of no where and Deadpool steps out of it along with Fenrir Greyback, Lucius Malfoy, and several other Death Eaters. He tosses the dead body of Dolores Umbridge down at Harry's feet. "She wouldn't shut her mouth, so I shut it for her" Deadpool remarks. Voldemort tells Harry, "Deadpool used the T.A.R.D.I.S. to rescue me". Jessie ,James, and Meowth sneak into the Great Hall and once again hide in the T.A.R.D.I.S., where they wait to see what happens. Harry runs towards Voldemort, but Voldemort runs into the T.A.R.D.I.S. and vanishes.
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  18. The Divination teacher, Sybll Trelawney, approaches Melinda. "Its been a while, hasnt it" she comments to Melinda. "Aunt Trelawney", Melinda responds, catching Aiden by surprise. Aiden didnt know Melinda had relatives in the Wizarding World. "I had a vision recently that a man in a red-and-black outfit would somehow bring back Voldemort", Trelawney responds back. "can you tell where he's going now?" Melinda asks Trelawney. "he's in Grandview", Trelawney replies. Everyone rushes off to get back to Grandview before its two late.
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  20. Back in Grandview, The Wonder Twins and Power Pack see the T.A.R.D.I.S. arrive. When they see Voldemort step out of it, Power Pack recognizes him instantly (Zero-G, Lightspeed, Mass Master, and Energizer are big Harry Potter fans). "what's Voldemort doing here?", Lightspeed wonders. The Wonder Twins rush out to confront him. Power Pack hears Voldemort say, "Avada Kedavra". He says that same thing a second time and both of the Wonder Twins are dead on the ground. Power Pack runs off, worried that Voldemort will kill them next.
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  22. Deadpool arrives in time to see Voldemort declare himself supreme ruler of the world. "Lord Voldemort, I brought you back cuz I need your help to deal with a villain named Carnage", Deadpool confides. "You have outlived your usefulness", Voldemort declares. Voldemort raises his wand and points it at Deadpool. "Avada-", Voldemort starts to cast the Killing Curse, but Deadpool ducks into the T.A.R.D.I.S. before Voldemort can finish the spell. Deadpool frantically presses buttons until the T.A.R.D.I.S. suddenly takes off into space. Unbeknownst to him, Power Pack had snuck on board the T.A.R.D.I.S. and have come along for the ride.
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  24. When the T.A.R.D.I.S. finally comes to a stop, Deadpool looks out to see a fleet of giant saucer-like spaceships, each the size of a decent-size city. Deadpool quickly realizes he saw these spaceships before when he stumbled into a parallel universe where ships like these invaded Earth on July 4th and blew up several large cities. Deadpool heads for the largest one, which he figures is the mothership, and sneaks on board it. Power Pack disembark from the T.A.R.D.I.S. and realize that this fleet of spaceships is heading for Earth. They enter the mothership and chase after Deadpool. Deadpool races to the control room to confront the Alien Queen. Power Pack follow Deadpool's "path of destruction" and arrive at the control room as well. Deadpool is surprised to see Power Pack, but quickly asks them to help him kill the Alien Queen and prevent the aliens from invading Earth. The Alien Queen turns out to be gigantic. she smacks Deadpool with one of her tentacles and sends him flying. Power Pack attack her, but she sends them flying too. Energizer fires an energy blast, but accidentally blows up the air lock, causing Deadpool and Power Pack to be ejected into space. Fortunately, the T.A.R.D.I.S. is nearby and they make it safely inside it. The five heroes decide to return to Earth and warn everyone about the impending alien invasion.
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  26. The T.A.R.D.I.S. lands in Grandview, which is largely destroyed. a flag with the Slytherin crest is flying over the town square and there's a big hole in the ground. Deadpool and Power Pack look down into the hole and see Carnage and Voldemort duking it out. Deadpool jumps down into the hole and joins the fight. Melinda, Aiden, Ash, Serena, Clemont, Bonnie, Vanellope, Lilo, Stitch, Mavis, Gadget, Penny, Ben 10, Yusei, Leo, Luna, and Harry are fighting Death Eaters all around the city. Deadpool pulls out his pistol and attempts to shoot Voldemort, but Voldemort quickly casts a spell to shield himself. back up on the surface, everyone notices the sky is growing dark. They look up to see a huge space ship covering up the sky for as far as they can see.
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  28. Back at Hogwarts, Harry's friends Ron, Hermione, Neville, and Luna are surprised to see a gigantic spaceship descend from the sky right over Hogwarts. The bottom of the ship opens up and a lazer beam is fired from, blowing Hogwarts apart. Voldemort gets word that Hogwarts has just been destroyed by a giant UFO and abandons his battle with Deadpool and Carnage. Voldemort quickly flees, heading towards Hogwarts. Inspector Gadget starts to chase after Voldemort, but voldemort points his wand at gadget and yells, "Avada Kedavra". Penny is stopped dead in her tracks as she sees a green beam of light make contact with her Uncle. Gadget drops dead as Penny rushes to his side.
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  30. Penny collapses to her knees and starts crying. Then, there's an explosion down in the hole and the ground underneath Penny gives way. She falls down into the underground. Deadpool and Carnage leap up out of the hole and run off after Voldemort. Power Pack zooms up into the sky and busts their way into the spaceship. More spaceships descend around the world. Everyone decides to split up and deal with all of the spaceships, and Voldemort, simultaneously. Melinda and Aiden stay in Grandview and Gadget's ghost appears to them, telling them to find Penny. Ben 10 turns into Four-Arms and clears away most of the rubble that fell down into the hole. They find Penny and she is badly injured. Gadget's ghost appears again and tells them to salvage as many gadgets from his body as possible and use them to save Penny's life. Fortunately, Melinda's husband is a doctor and he is able to perform an operation on Penny, using the salvaged gadgets to fix her up in a similar manner to the way her uncle had been. Penny is the new Inspector Gadget.
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  32. Penny returns to where the explosion happened the caused her to fall and injure herself. she leaps down into the hole and drags out what appears to be a skeleton wearing a turban. The skeleton starts to move on his own. Without warning he shouts, "SILENCE! I KILL YOU!". The talking skeleton then realizes Voldemort is gone. He turns to Melinda, Aiden, and Penny. "greetings, I am Achmed", he announces, "That Voldemort jerk killed my pal Jeff Dunham so I blew him up". Penny realizes Achmed must have caused the explosion. "Voldemort survived your explosion and fled to Hogwarts", Penny tells Achmed. "Then why are we just standing here? we need to go after him", Achmed responds. Penny points up into the sky and Achmed notices the gigantic spaceship overhead. "Can you get me up there?", Achmed asks. "Go go Gadget Copter" Penny says and helicopter blades sprout from the fedora she is wearing (which she retrieved from her uncle). Penny grabs Achmed and flies up to the spaceship. Achmed pulls out some bombs and blows a hole in the side of it so they can get inside the spaceship. Penny and Achmed enter space ship. Moments later they come back out along with Power Pack. Then, the whole spaceship explodes. "I did that", Achmed declares.
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  34. Penny, Ben, Achmed, Melinda, and Aiden arrive at hogwarts to find everyone else already there. "all the spaceships are destroyed except the one above Hogwarts", Vanellope reports. Penny takes a moment to show off some of the gadgets she "inherited" from her uncle. Ron and Hermione tell everyone that Voldemort killed all the aliens and took control of their UFO. He's up there sitting in it right now. Deadpool and Carnage are beating each other up out near the Quidditch Pitch. Everyone else makes their way into the UFO to confront Voldemort. Penny and Achmed attacks Voldemort first. Voldemort hits Achmed with some kind of spell (not the Killing Curse) the blasts him through a window and he disappears deep into the forest. Without warning, Carnage comes flying through the hole where said window had been moments ago. Deadpool had grabbed carnage and chucked him up at the UFO. Deadpool makes his way up to the UFO and Carnage lashes out at Voldemort. everyone else disembarks from the UFO and lets Deadpool, Carnage, and Voldemort fight it out. as the three of them attack each other, they damage the spaceship's controls. eventually the ship prepares to blast off to who knows where. just before the ship takes off, Deadpool gets blasted through a window and sent flying into the distance. "Looks like Deadpool's blasting off again" he yells. From somewhere deep in the forest, Achmed yells back, "SILENCE! I KILL YOU!".
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  36. The spaceship takes off into deep space with Voldemort and Carnage still inside it. everyone else returns to Grandview to begin rebuilding. Deadpool arrives to retrieve the T.A.R.D.I.S. and Harry tells him to go back and stop himself from rescuing Voldemort. "some road trip this was", Aiden remarks. Penny is still sad about the loss of her uncle. Melinda reminds her that The Flash still has the seven Dragonballs and once they become useable again, Penny's uncle can be wished back to life. This cheers Penny up and she decide to head to Central City. Ash, Serena, Clemont, and Bonnie return to the Pokemon World. Everyone else begins helping to clean up Grandview.
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  38. Deadpool arrives back in the time he had gone to before to retrieve Voldemort. He bumps into Bellatrix Lestrange. "And who might you be, stranger?" she asks. Forgetting what he came to do, Deadpool quickly falls for Bellatrix and responds with "I'm the guy who is gonna go out with you tonight, babe". Deadpool shows her the T.A.R.D.I.S. and says, "we can go anywhere you wanna go in this thing". "Sounds perfect" Bellatrix responds. Deadpool and Bellatrix climb into the T.A.R.D.I.S. and proceed to kiss as the doors close and the T.A.R.D.I.S. vanishes.
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