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  1. 01.02.28 <Powershift> i heard you like camaros
  2. 01.03.18 <Ninja650r> I herd you liked /whois ing
  3. 01.03.39 <Powershift> yeah
  4. 01.03.42 <Powershift> i herd you don't
  5. 01.04.03 <Ninja650r> I know I'm the only one banned
  6. 01.04.05 <Powershift> minivan said he might unban you
  7. 01.04.21 <Powershift> might be worth buggin him aboot it
  8. 01.04.39 <Ninja650r> I don't even know why I'm banned tbh
  9. 01.04.51 <Powershift> it's a long story
  10. 01.04.57 <Ninja650r> I don't remember pissing anybody off before I left last time
  11. 01.05.04 <Ninja650r> Well I've got time :/
  12. 01.05.39 <Powershift> well
  13. 01.05.45 <Powershift> it all started at MIT in around 1962
  14. 01.06.03 <Powershift> J.C.R licklider proposed a global network of computers
  15. 01.06.17 <Powershift> they just didn't have the tech
  16. 01.06.27 <Ninja650r> Let's fast forward to November of 2010
  17. 01.06.31 <Powershift> oh
  18. 01.06.34 <Powershift> ok
  19. 01.06.52 <Powershift> it was an unusually warm november
  20. 01.07.04 <Powershift> often reaching into the double digits celcius
  21. 01.07.13 <Powershift> there sat powershift as his computer looking out the window
  22. 01.07.15 <Powershift> pondering
  23. 01.07.36 <Powershift> really needing a drink
  24. 01.07.48 <Powershift> his stomach started to rumble when he remembered the left over chinese food in the fridge
  25. 01.08.10 <Powershift> he warmed up it, there were 2 chicken balls left, but enough sauce for hundreds
  26. 01.08.24 <Powershift> the sauce was a cherry flavoured sweet and sour sauce, almost tasted like cherry tootsie roll pops
  27. 01.08.31 <Powershift> you know, that sweet candy cherry flavour
  28. 01.08.42 <Powershift> anyways, he ate the chicken balls with the sauce, and there was still a bowl of it left
  29. 01.08.45 <Powershift> so he made rice
  30. 01.08.52 <Ninja650r> Cliffnotes
  31. 01.08.53 <Powershift> but he forgot about the rice cooker, and it stayed on for an extra half hour
  32. 01.09.01 <Powershift> most of the rice was still good, but it was all burnt and plasticy on the bottom
  33. 01.09.18 <Powershift> he scraped off what good rice he could, put it in a bowl, and poured that sweet sweet cherry sauce on top
  34. 01.09.21 <Powershift> and it was gooooooooood
  35. 01.09.28 <Powershift> the best rice he had this week.
  36. 01.09.31 <Powershift> it was then and there
  37. 01.09.32 <Powershift> he vowed
  38. 01.09.42 <Powershift> to go to M&M meats tomorrow and get a thing of their cherry sauce
  39. 01.09.47 <Powershift> and possibly add cherry extract to it
  40. 01.09.51 <Powershift> because it was soooooo goooooooood
  41. 01.10.00 <Powershift> there was also beef and brocolli
  42. 01.10.04 <Powershift> and that was ok
  43. 01.10.11 <Powershift> but the cherry sauce was really the star of the show
  44. 01.10.15 <Powershift> the end.
  45. 01.10.22 <Ninja650r> K
  46. 01.10.30 <Ninja650r> So why am I banned?
  47. 01.10.36 <Powershift> oh
  48. 01.10.38 <Powershift> right
  49. 01.11.02 <Powershift> well, it all started at MIT in massechusets around 1962
  50. 01.11.27 <Powershift> when J.C.R licklider first proposed a global network of computers
  51. 01.11.35 <Powershift> but didn't have the technology
  52. 01.11.37 <Ninja650r> But recourses
  53. 01.12.02 <Powershift> until late 1962 when leonard kleinrock, also of MIT developeed the theory of packet switching
  54. 01.12.09 <Powershift> this later formed the basis of all interent connections
  55. 01.12.45 <Powershift> it wasn't until 1965 that lawrence roberts, again of MIT connected the first 2 computers, 1 in massechusets, 1 in california, over a dial-up connection
  56. 01.13.06 <Powershift> it is rumored the first data sent over said connection was a nekid pic of marylin monroe
  57. 01.13.33 <Powershift> anyways, this discovery showed the feesability of wide area networking, but also demonstred the lacking of the current phone network
  58. 01.13.43 <Powershift> that's when al gore came in
  59. 01.14.43 <Ninja650r> Then what?
  60. 01.15.16 <Powershift> al gore invented the internet
  61. 01.15.17 <Powershift> that's what
  62. 01.15.22 <Ninja650r> Right
  63. 01.15.26 <Powershift> you like the internet, don't you
  64. 01.15.34 <Ninja650r> Sometimes
  65. 01.15.47 <Powershift> that's good
  66. 01.15.50 <Powershift> the internet is a magical place
  67. 01.15.56 <Powershift> you can find anything on the internet
  68. 01.16.05 <Powershift> have you heard of this wikipedia thing?
  69. 01.16.13 <Ninja650r> I wanna find out why I'm banned
  70. 01.16.13 <Powershift> it's like an encyclopedia, but anybody can edit it
  71. 01.16.24 <Powershift> have you checked wikipedia
  72. 01.16.25 <Powershift> they might know
  73. 01.16.31 <Ninja650r> <_<
  74. 01.16.58 <Ninja650r> Nothing
  75. 01.17.03 <Powershift> but did you know i was there for both the apollo 15 moon landing AND christopher columbuses first landing on america
  76. 01.17.08 <Powershift> i didn't even know that
  77. 01.17.13 <Powershift> but wikipedia now says it to be true
  78. 01.17.18 <Powershift> and that's like an encyclopedia
  79. 01.18.51 * Ninja650r (~Ninja650r@adsl-69-228-36-21.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) Quit (Quit: WAT)
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