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  1. [8/20 5:59] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Hi sweety and welcome.
  2. [8/20 5:59] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: Hi.
  3. [8/20 5:59] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Just a standard bridge.
  4. [8/20 5:59] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: Yea, reminds me of my first ship.
  5. [8/20 6:00] [System] [NeighborhoodEntered] Transporter Room
  6. [8/20 6:00] [System] [CombatAlert] Personal shields are low!
  7. [8/20 6:00] [Tell] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Where are you?
  8. [8/20 6:00] [System] [ItemLost] You used Medium Hypo
  9. [8/20 6:00] [System] [NumericReceived] You received 6 Expertise
  10. [8/20 6:01] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Thats not very nice.
  11. [8/20 6:01] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: They attacked me!
  12. [8/20 6:01] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Lets go see the reason I invited you up here.
  13. [8/20 6:02] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Lets go to the crew deck sweety.
  14. [8/20 6:02] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: okay
  15. [8/20 6:02] [System] [NeighborhoodEntered] Transporter Room
  16. [8/20 6:02] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: After you.
  17. [8/20 6:03] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Follow me.
  18. [8/20 6:03] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: This is why I brought you here.
  19. [8/20 6:03] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: The kitchen.
  20. [8/20 6:03] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: ?
  21. [8/20 6:03] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: I wanted us to enjoy a nice dinner here.
  22. [8/20 6:04] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: That's sweet of you.
  23. [8/20 6:04] [System] [ControlScheme_ChangeSucceeded] Changed control scheme to Shooter Controls
  24. [8/20 6:05] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Please dont assault my crew.
  25. [8/20 6:05] [System] [ControlScheme_ChangeSucceeded] Changed control scheme to RPG Controls
  26. [8/20 6:05] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: Sorry, computer lists them as hostiles.
  27. [8/20 6:05] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Anyways that completes the tour of the ship.
  28. [8/20 6:06] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: Actually I have a better idea.
  29. [8/20 6:06] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Oh yes?
  30. [8/20 6:06] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: I think you're pretty cute.
  31. [8/20 6:07] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: I would like you to head with me to my girlfriend's ship.
  32. [8/20 6:07] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Thank you. You aren't bad looking yourself.
  33. [8/20 6:07] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: And what would we do there?
  34. [8/20 6:07] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: Wouldn't you like to know ;).
  35. [8/20 6:07] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: Meet me in droz.
  36. [8/20 6:07] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Okay.
  37. [8/20 6:07] [System] Left channel "Zone".
  38. [8/20 6:07] [System] Joined channel "Zone".
  39.  
  40. [8/20 6:07] Poison Ivey@BadName1236822 does the Running Man!
  41. [8/20 6:07] [Local] McCullian@mccullian: This is um... strange
  42. [8/20 6:08] [Local] Krogh'nuus@mindstorm2500: lol that is f'ed up man
  43. [8/20 6:08] [Local] Corrupt@corrupthawkeyez: I need to find the maintenance levels where do I find them?
  44. [8/20 6:08] [Local] riker@jhr002: nothing
  45. [8/20 6:08] [Local] Poison Ivey@WraithRaptor: Well Poison Ivey fight Me on Ground Pvp
  46. [8/20 6:08] [Local] Poison Ivey@BadName1236822: chek out this SEXY dancing
  47. [8/20 6:08] [Local] amon@MaroonBat: Poison Ivey@WraithRaptor is real one and i want to see this fight
  48. [8/20 6:08] [Local] riker@jhr002: hes quite for a gorn
  49. [8/20 6:08] [Local] Poison Ivey@BadName1236822: u got NOTHING
  50. [8/20 6:08] [Local] Poison Ivey@WraithRaptor: the ivey who win is the Real Ivey
  51. [8/20 6:08] [Local] Poison Ivey@BadName1236822: u getting SURVED
  52. [8/20 6:08] Kumiko@mangas67 does jumping jacks for Nikki.
  53. [8/20 6:08] [Local] McCullian@mccullian: Sexyness goes to the skinny one :)
  54. [8/20 6:08] [Local] JIMM T KIRK@s149d: be raedy to warp out on a moments notice
  55. [8/20 6:08] [Local] Kumiko@mangas67: fatty cant dance
  56. [8/20 6:08] [Local] Poison Ivey@BadName1236822: i alredy wun
  57. [8/20 6:09] [Local] Poison Ivey@BadName1236822: u got SURVED
  58. [8/20 6:09] [Local] amon@MaroonBat: skinny one wins she is real ivey
  59. [8/20 6:09] [Local] Poison Ivey@BadName1236822: SO SURVED
  60. [8/20 6:09] [Local] Kumiko@mangas67: you won ugly award
  61. [8/20 6:09] [System] Left channel "Zone".
  62.  
  63. [8/20 6:09] [System] Joined channel "Zone".
  64. [8/20 6:10] [Local] Lilaria@Immaryn: Haaai cutey! :D Hey, over here!
  65. [8/20 6:10] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: Heyy
  66. [8/20 6:10] Lilaria@Immaryn waves at Dennis Maxwell.
  67. [8/20 6:10] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Hello sweetys
  68. [8/20 6:10] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: This is my girlfriend, Lilaria.
  69. [8/20 6:10] [Local] Lilaria@Immaryn: Hey, I like the avatar! ;)
  70. [8/20 6:10] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Nice to meet you Lilaris.
  71. [8/20 6:10] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: Come on let's head over to the crew deck!
  72. [8/20 6:11] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: You know it's been a while since we've seen a cute fella like yourself.
  73. [8/20 6:11] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Thank you
  74. [8/20 6:11] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Wait a second.
  75. [8/20 6:11] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: ?
  76. [8/20 6:12] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: We are going to the kitchen rite?
  77. [8/20 6:12] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: No, silly.
  78. [8/20 6:12] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: Skip formalities, lets head to her room ;)
  79. [8/20 6:12] [Local] Lilaria@Immaryn: Nonono....unless you're hungry. I'm not. >:)
  80. [8/20 6:12] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: No I don't think that is appropriate.
  81. [8/20 6:12] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: I'll show you how real orions do things
  82. [8/20 6:12] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: Come on, you scared?
  83. [8/20 6:12] [Local] Lilaria@Immaryn: It's okay, I don't bite
  84. [8/20 6:12] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: I might.
  85. [8/20 6:13] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: No ladys. I am not interest in this kind of thing.
  86. [8/20 6:13] [Local] Lilaria@Immaryn: Rar~
  87. [8/20 6:13] [Local] Lilaria@Immaryn: Aww
  88. [8/20 6:13] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: You sure?
  89. [8/20 6:13] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Yes sorry.
  90. [8/20 6:13] [Local] Lilaria@Immaryn: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to give you the wrong impression.
  91. [8/20 6:13] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Maybe you misunderstood me.
  92. [8/20 6:13] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: Wait what were you thinking of?
  93. [8/20 6:13] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Have a good meal together.
  94. [8/20 6:14] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: I was gonna try some Anbo-Juytsu.
  95. [8/20 6:14] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: I hear it is all the rage.
  96. [8/20 6:14] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: I don't even know what that is.
  97. [8/20 6:14] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: Oh, it's basically like dancing and sparring.
  98. [8/20 6:14] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: It's really fun!
  99. [8/20 6:14] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Feel uncomfortable here sorry ladys.
  100. [8/20 6:15] [Local] Lilaria@Immaryn: Let's head to the kitchen, I'm sure I've got the stuff to whip something up.
  101. [8/20 6:15] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Kitchen is a different story.
  102. [8/20 6:15] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: Good idea!
  103. [8/20 6:15] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: wait where is it?
  104. [8/20 6:15] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: Hahah oops.
  105. [8/20 6:15] [System] [NeighborhoodEntered] Mess hall
  106. [8/20 6:15] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: Here we are!
  107. [8/20 6:16] [System] [NumericLost] You spent 20 Energy Credits
  108. [8/20 6:16] [System] [ItemReceived] Item acquired: Coffee
  109. [8/20 6:16] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Thank you for the coffee sweety.
  110. [8/20 6:16] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: There you go.
  111. [8/20 6:16] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Please wait 1 minute.
  112. [8/20 6:17] [Local] Lilaria@Immaryn: I feel like....spice pudding. What would you like?
  113. [8/20 6:17] [Local] Lilaria@Immaryn: Oh! The Hasperat is fresh today. That's always good.
  114. [8/20 6:18] [Local] Lilaria@Immaryn: Well, not always. Replicated stuff is blech.
  115. [8/20 6:18] Lilaria@Immaryn sits in a chair.
  116. [8/20 6:18] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: lets eat!
  117. [8/20 6:18] Kling Klang Batarang@wat sits down.
  118. [8/20 6:19] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: This room needs a touch of green.
  119. [8/20 6:19] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: There we go,
  120. [8/20 6:19] [Local] Lilaria@Immaryn: That's yellow, but close enough!
  121. [8/20 6:20] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: there we go
  122. [8/20 6:20] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: So, how was your day?
  123. [8/20 6:20] [Friend] @shutupwesley1234 has logged on.
  124. [8/20 6:20] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: IT's so nice here.
  125. [8/20 6:20] [Local] Lilaria@Immaryn: Yeah, I like my ship
  126. [8/20 6:20] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: I- what
  127. [8/20 6:20] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: OH GOD WHAT
  128. [8/20 6:20] [Local] Lilaria@Immaryn: NOW IT'S A PART-AY~~~~
  129. [8/20 6:21] [Local] Lilaria@Immaryn: Bring down the house!
  130. [8/20 6:21] Lilaria@Immaryn is tearing up the dance floor!
  131. [8/20 6:21] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: WhAT?
  132. [8/20 6:21] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: I CANT MOVE
  133. [8/20 6:21] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: This is awkward!
  134. [8/20 6:22] [Local] Ipkris@tequilapasta: Dateline NBC. Please, take a seat.
  135. [8/20 6:22] [Local] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: I'm sorry, we should go on a date sometime!... erm... I gotta go
  136. [8/20 6:22] [Local] DCLXVI@PopeMobile: Sir, what are you doing here?
  137. [8/20 6:22] [Local] Kezu@cernunn0s: GIVE US YOUR LUNCH MONEY!
  138. [8/20 6:22] [Local] Lilaria@Immaryn: OR YOUR PANTS
  139. [8/20 6:22] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: I JUST CAME FOR DINNER
  140. [8/20 6:22] [Local] DCLXVI@PopeMobile: MAKE SURE IT"S ENOUGH FOR THE CHOCLOATE MILK
  141. [8/20 6:22] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: DAM FLEET
  142. [8/20 6:22] [Local] Thayendanegea@thayendanegea: sure you did
  143. [8/20 6:22] [Local] Lilaria@Immaryn: Gas him!
  144. [8/20 6:23] [Local] DCLXVI@PopeMobile: "dinner" how disgusting
  145. [8/20 6:23] [Local] Ipkris@tequilapasta: No, dental. You're thinking of our civil engineering division.
  146. [8/20 6:23] [Local] Kezu@cernunn0s: Let me guess. You were going to stay for "dessert" too.
  147. [8/20 6:23] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: MOVE THEESE NOW
  148. [8/20 6:23] [Local] Lilaria@Immaryn: Give him an Awful Waffle!~ >:D
  149. [8/20 6:23] [Local] DCLXVI@PopeMobile: They're for our own protection
  150. [8/20 6:23] [Local] Pie@ludikro: first you must answer for your crimes
  151. [8/20 6:23] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: WHAT CRIME
  152. [8/20 6:23] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: LET ME OUT
  153. [8/20 6:23] [Local] DCLXVI@PopeMobile: Don't play coy!
  154. [8/20 6:23] [Local] Thayendanegea@thayendanegea: you know what crime.
  155. [8/20 6:24] [Local] Ipkris@tequilapasta: Criminal scum. You're coming with us.
  156. [8/20 6:24] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: PLEASE LET ME GO
  157. [8/20 6:24] [Local] DCLXVI@PopeMobile: You have to let yourself go first!
  158. [8/20 6:25] [Local] Ipkris@tequilapasta: Sure. Invite one of us to your fleet and give them full access to your bank and this can all be over.
  159. [8/20 6:25] [Local] DCLXVI@PopeMobile: Do you like catfish? I find it delicious
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