Triple Entente Ch1 (ALPHA LEXA FANFIC)

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Chapter 1?
Ok in Honor of our new union i have decided to write a story with the main 3

>Be Anon heading to the local bar
>Looking for some pussy
>Well that's not pc to say anymore too many cats complaining
>On the stroll for female companionship
>There that's better for the thought police
>Truth is you were never that good with women and it's embarrassing to admit but you were not a Casanova in the eyes of women
>Y-your not a virgin shut up...
>Now you weren't desperate enough to go braving the FBI over hookers cause jail scared you
>But you had like zero luck with talking to normal women soooooo
>Yeah you were on the prowl for loose women with low self esteem
>Yeah here you were “The watering hole”
>Yeah it wasn't that good a name hence the walking, talking animals and all
>But heck it tonight was your night
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMzUrZMMIG0
>Walking into the building it wasn't that bad
>So much for using the “Watering hole? More like… SHIT HOLE HA” joke
>Eh maybe your sense of humor wasn't going to be what nailed you the chicks
>Looking around it was a pretty stand up place with a decent amount of people
>Sooooo what now?
>You've never been in a bar you have no idea what you’re doing
>Uhhhh play it cool i guess
>Walking up to the bar you asked the nice Wolf-man bartender for a shot
>”Shot of what kid”
“Uhhh Vodka”
>”8 bucks”
>8!? For a shot? Fuck this man you weren't going to be doing any drinking
>Something told you that that might even be a “cheap” price
>Well shit now that you got your alcohol time to survey the field
>Got your bunnies
>No chance
>A bear?
>Nah you prefer your pelvis uncrushed
>Foxy fox milf?
>Maybe next time
>Scanning the room for anyone else you eyes landed on 3 pink cat ladies
>Well it wasn't that hard one was bright blue and pink, the other was a stick and the other one was doing a real bad job of karaoke, throwing up gang signs and making noises

>https://youtu.be/WnChqEUAyiE?t=167
>God she was horrible
>But in a way...kinda cute
>As her song finished and she starting wooing herself despite that no one was clapping or cheering
>She was so loud you could hear her from here
>”See what i mean girls who needs guys! Cmon Alpha say it with me GURRLLLL POWER! GURRLLLL POWER! GURR-
>Alpha quickly shut her up by sticking a balled up napkin on her mouth while the skinny one just looked around embarrassed
>The act made you genuinely laugh
>It was at that point however that the one you guessed was Alpha locked eyes with you as you laughed
>Oh oh
>Soon enough the others wondered what Alpha was looking at, then looked at you
>Though it all she never spit that napkin out
>Ahhh crap ok Anon play it cool what would a chad do?
>Giving a smile then a wave and wink at the group you went back to your drink while the others spoke on hushed whispers you could barfly hear starting with the thin one
>”I-is he really looking at us?”
>”Nah i saw him first hes winking at me Bae”
>”HUmmph hummm humpth!”
>”Spit it out Penny! Literally”
>Phew!
>”I said well he was laughing at my hilarity duh!”
>”....”
>”So uh what do we do now?”
>Turning to all look at you they stared
>....
>Then you stared
>...
>Eventually the one who you guessed was Penny spoke up
>”HEY YOU! THE CUTE HUMAN AT THE BAR WHY DONT YOU COME OVER AHAHHA”
>”For gosh sake penny you've only had 1 beer YOU ARE NOT DRUNK!”
>”Oh yeah well at least im not FAT!”
>”ITS NOT FAT ITS FLUFF!”
>Oh god the cringe
>At this rate they were going to get kicked out as a few other patrons were visibly annoyed
>Fuck it
>You said you wanted low self esteem and daddy issues and… you might have found it?
>Getting up and walking towards their table they all immediately stopped arguing when they saw you get up
>So this is what it feels like to be a chad huh?
>All eyes on you
>Feelsgoodman.bat

>As you got closer and could see them more detailed you saw they all had very cute aspects in all their own ways
>The Skinny one on the right was very easy on the eyes and wore very fashionable clothes
>She seemed like a cut above the rest in… well all terms
>The one who you guessed was Alpha in the middle was smol and cute … in a kids way
>She seemed young but if she was in the bar then well she had to be at least 16 right?
>And the loud mouth who was obliviously penny was on the far left starting at you wide eyed
>She had a cute face and stare but seemed a little eh wild and uncouth
>But thats what you were here for right?
>As you strolled up to the kitty committee you sat down and looked them all in the eyes as each one just started at you blankly not knowing what to say before you broke the silence
“Uh hi ladies you come here often?”
>Ugh smooth real smooth
>After a short pause they all started laughing with Alpha and the other ending with cute giggles but Penny just kept laughing loudly and awkwardly
>”HAHAHAHA well you know sometimes i do and i have never seen you before stud!”
>As she finished with a smile and making a clicking noise with her mouth she just sorta pointed at you while holding her drink
>...
>.....
>It was then that The skinny one broke the silence
>”You will kindly have to excuse her she thinks shes drunk”
>”Hey might not be drunk but im definitely “loose” enough hahaha”
>You think she might have been hitting on you with that “loose” remark
>You decided to go on the offensive
“So uh i didn't catch your name”
>”Oh um i-its”
>Alpha cut in throwing a arm around her
>”Yep that our little Baleth!”
>”Shes a cutie but you dont want her you want little old me mister!”
“Well i-”
>”I mean just look how fluffy i am, you cant get this wither either of these girls”

“Well i see that bu-”
>”Pshhhhh pa-lease do either of you cats have a incredible singing voice like me though?”
>”See thats what i thought watch this”
>Oh god here we go again
>”Alright folks its penny coming back at you with another banger! Can i get a heal yeah!”
>....
>......
>”Boooo autism speaks!”
>”Yeah thats it awesome speaks!"
>Fiddling with the karaoke machine she picked a song
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0jLE7tTwjY
>Oh Jesus its this is a 4 minute song
>”This goes out to the sexy beast of a human at my table! Time to wow you into begging me to take you home”
>Uhhhhhhhh
>Oh god shes singing
>She didn't really now any of the words and flibed them a lot to the point that sometimes she was just moving her lips and making humming noises with the song
>I mean she definitely rocked the song like she owned it
>And her cute dancing wasn't that bad, kinda endearing
>Also the fact that she was singing such a romantic song just for you well
>I guess she was alright in your book
>Even if she was like the one guy said kinda autistic
>Maybe that even adds to her charm
>It was at this point Baleth chimed in despite the music
>”Yeah you can kinda see that Penny hear is really eccentric haha”
>”And this is-”
>”Alpha! Single and ready to mingle dude”
>Giving you the finger guns as she spoke you had to smile and laugh
>She was pretty cute
>As Penny finished her song she took a bow again to no applause and ruched over sitting on your lap
>”So you wanna take me back to my place? My mom just bought a shit ton of Twizzlers!”
>....
“Uh How old are you girls?”