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  52. During World War II, a brave, patriotic American Soldier undergoes experiments to become a new supersoldier, "Captain America." Racing to Germany to sabotage the rockets of Nazi baddie "Red Skull", Captain America winds up frozen until the 1990s. He reawakens to find that the Red Skull has changed identities and is now planning to kidnap the President of the United States.
  53. Frozen in the ice for decades, Captain America is freed to battle against arch-criminal, The Red Skull.
  54. Probably the worst superhero film of all time. And I&#39;ve watched all the trash ones, like Green Lantern, Batman and Robin, Catwoman, Elektra, Fant4stic, Superman IV, etc. Now, let&#39;s begin with the...<br/><br/>Highs: Funny, but unintentionally so.<br/><br/>Lows: It&#39;s like a parody. A parody of Captain America. Unfortunately, that&#39;s not what the director had in mind. Logic was nonexistent in this movie. Remember in Trolls 2 where the kid pees on the food instead of just throwing it away? That is the type of logic in this movie. None whatsoever. <br/><br/>Examples: Red Skull is grabbed by Captain America strapped to a rocket. Because Red Skull doesn&#39;t want to be taken with the rocket, what does he do?<br/><br/>A. Nothing, and let gravity do the work.<br/><br/>B. Kill Captain America with the knife in his hand. <br/><br/>C. Cut off Captain America&#39;s hand. <br/><br/>D. Cut off his own hand. Yes, the correct answer is D. Congratulations, Red Skull is the winner for the dumbest supervillain if all time. Also, his face looks like a collection of acne scars. <br/><br/>The Captain is no bright bulb either, believe it or not. He steals two cars from the very people who are trying to help him, and in the second instance of car theft, he actually gets stuck because he can&#39;t speak Italian. Then the person he just stole from bails him out. The entire scene just kicks karma in the balls. <br/><br/>There are some gigantic logical errors that also don&#39;t have to do with the characters themselves. In the very beginning, it&#39;s early World War 2 and Nazis are going around murdering random Italian families. WTF? The Italians are their allies. It&#39;s like America&#39;s navy just going around sinking random British cargo ships. <br/><br/>Another particularly stupid scene (this movie has a lot of them) is when Cap is strapped to a rocket headed straight for the White House. What does he do? He kicks it off course. You read right. Apparently his kicks also refueled the rocket, since it now has the power to fly all the way to Alaska. That&#39;s right. And the stupidity doesn&#39;t end there. Another ridiculously braindead scene is the entire end fight. It&#39;s.....oh, you&#39;ll just need to watch it yourself. Too stupid to convey with words.<br/><br/>Other low points in the movie include boring action scenes, plot holes, terrible acting, and general laziness throughout, especially with the costumes. Captain America&#39;s eyeholes don&#39;t even align with his eyes, and his ears are fake rubber ears. They didn&#39;t even bother cutting ear holes into the mask. That&#39;s how lazy they were.<br/><br/>Verdict: Watch it. You won&#39;t regret it, because it&#39;s a barrelful of laughs.
  55. I have heard before that sometimes studios must force release a film in order to keep the rights in their name. I heard this was done also for a very low budget Fantastic Four flick in the early nineties and I firmly believe that this iteration of Captain America was done for the same reason. The budget for this film was next to nothing and that is proved by every shot, every costume and every scene. I mean I can handle low budget and I love a good super hero flick but this is downright terrible. This would be barely watchable in the seventies on Television it was that bad. The performances are ridiculously shallow and cheesy and I think I could take four pages to talk about just how bad Captain America&#39;s outfit was. I mean he hardly uses the costume but for good reason because he looks ridiculous. I&#39;ve heard people complain about the new (2011) costume which is more soldier than Super Hero but anything has to be better than the pair of pajamas that is worn in this film. The story is simplistic with action scenes equivalent to kids playing in their front yard with cap guns. I suppose the one thing I can say is that when Cap uses his shield there is some acceptable special effects except for the horrible sound effects when the shield is flying.<br/><br/>B-Movie character actor Matt Salinger seems to be the perfect fit for a forced movie about Captain America. Supposedly the likes Val Kilmer, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were considered for the role and I don&#39;t believe that for a second given they both had solid action careers at this point in their career. Salinger is vapid and empty in his role but does show some typical Captain America type patriotism in his role. He looks like he&#39;s really trying hard to be A+ but I don&#39;t think Salinger could ever do anything above a B movie. Surprisingly the whole cast is not a write off. Legendary actor, and singer Ronny Cox plays the President of The United States and perhaps is one of two redeemable performances in the film that brings this from a big fat zero to a 1.5 type film. Cox tries his best amidst a terrible script and even worse acting. The same could be said for the unfortunately small role by Oscar and Emmy nominated Ned Beatty who plays a hungry reporter looking for the story on Captain America. His role and performance might have even lifted this entire film out of the toilet but he is killed off before he is even given a chance. Unfortunate that his role was small but even more unfortunate that he somehow ended up in this trash. Scott Paulin is the ridiculously poorly done villain The Red Skull. His character as the main foe is so bad that they also gave Paulin the role as a random Army doctor early in the film. Get the most out of their cast? Red Skull is ridiculously pointless in the film and would make great villains like Heath Ledger and Jack Nicholson&#39;s Joker, or X-Men&#39;s Magneto look like gods amongst men. They might as well have had Captain America fight a stuffed pink bunny.<br/><br/>Director Albert Pyun is described as being bizarre and creative and I think that he is in the same boat as the &#39;amazingly bizarre and creative&#39; Uwe Boll. Pyun has done some real crap and most of them solid B pictures that most people cringe to watch. This certainly fits right into his repertoire of pictures. Four instalments of some sci-fi flick called Nemesis, Kickboxer 4, and Brain Smasher...A Love Story...yep sounds like a real class act. I pray for the sake of the property that is Captain America that this was truly an excuse for the studio to keep the rights because if they actually made this with sincere intentions it is a miracle that super hero flicks still exist. The film is boring, contrived and barely does anything for Captain America. A lot of IMDb reviewers say that this is only for true Captain America fans and I say the complete opposite...this film is a scar on anyone who likes Captain America. Sure they give him the right colours, the back story of being frozen in ice and the red skull but they did it like children playing in a school yard. Don&#39;t even bother with this crap. This film just made my expectations for the new film significantly lower because anything is better than this. 1.5/10
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  57. On Disc 2, this already seems to have happened which means it contains the actual Director&#39;s Cut: the image quality still sucks but it was at least improved a bit. As a result, some scenes look much better than they do on the first disc. The same goes for the introductory text box in the beginning. The two spelling mistakes from the Commentary Version on disc 1 have been corrected. A further introductory text is only available in this edited version. But more than that (and the actual reason for this comparison), there&#39;s an 11-minute-block of scenes in the middle of the movie which is missing in the Commentary Version on disc 1. This means, the entire footage exclusively in the Director&#39;s Cut is withheld because the differences in the beginning and end is nothing but recycled footage. a5c7b9f00b
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