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  1. The polish people, oh thank you, you-have come-to free us, the-soviets, perhaps,
  2.  
  3. Nobody, millennials in 50 years,
  4.  
  5. Gamers, nibba, society, hey you can’t do-that, gamers, not-to worry, i-have a permit, n word pass, infinite uses,
  6.  
  7. Notre dame, burns down during restoration, parthenon, laughs in marble,
  8.  
  9. Me-when i see all-the meem's-about norte dame, christ-is watching,
  10.  
  11. Why save 15%, when i could save 50%,
  12.  
  13. Pakistan, islam-is good, also pakistan, islam ah bad,
  14.  
  15. Aqua man, water nibba,
  16.  
  17. Me, mom, can we get-some cookies, mom, no, we-have cookies at home, cookies at home,
  18.  
  19. Aren't you available in HD, yup, and-this-is a HD video, yup, i-have fast internet-and-if-that’s-the case, this must-be played in HD, that makes sense-to me, then play-it in HD, three sixty p,
  20.  
  21. Every E Ay trailer, actual game,
  22.  
  23. When your teacher says no wikipedia citations-but you just use-the citations on-the wikipedia page,
  24.  
  25. What s t f u means, shut-the fuck up, oh ho ho, okay, ooh, well, so you wanna do-it-the hard way, huh,
  26.  
  27. Tall people-when-they get insulted, angry skyscraper noises,
  28.  
  29. I killed a dragon, I trained a dragon, I raised a dragon,
  30.  
  31. Every squad got-the, cement nibba, poo poo dealer, horny nibba plab car, toll booth nibba,
  32.  
  33. If i ever get hit-by a car, i hope-it’s a p t cruiser,
  34.  
  35. I’m-the manager, i wanna meet-the manager,
  36.  
  37. Manual, manuel,
  38.  
  39. Playstation 5’s deep learning technology could identify just how bad you are at games, it smell-like bitch in here,
  40.  
  41. Past me, money I left in my jacket, present me,
  42.  
  43.  
  44. Bay, come over, me, can’t, just-took a bunch of acid, her, i’ll suck yo me,
  45.  
  46. Breaking news, Germany starts military build up, hey, i’ve seen-this one,
  47.  
  48. Highschool girl, turns 18, gym teachers, gentlemen, the time has come,
  49.  
  50. Me waiting for my mom-to finish talking-to her friend-so i can tell her i shit myself,
  51.  
  52. You aren't going-to-believe who-the most important person in-the world-is, read-the first two words, 14 year old girls,
  53.  
  54. When you walk up-the stairs two at a time, I'm-the very definition of masculine race,
  55.  
  56. No one, kids named kyle,
  57.  
  58. What-if you, wanted-to build-the largest-tower ever made-by man, but god said, height limit for building-is 256 blocks,
  59.  
  60. UK porn age restrictions-to come into effect in july, anyone who looks at pornographic websites will-have-to prove-they are 18, Nord VPN, here’s a little lesson in trickery,
  61.  
  62. Me, checks-if door-is locked-and leaves, my brain 5 seconds later, did you lock-the door, me, good question,
  63.  
  64. Dogs-when-they get taken off-the leash for 0.1 seconds, i am speed,
  65.  
  66. Soviet union, invades Finland during winter, Finland, welcome-to-the ice fields mother fucker,
  67.  
  68. Who remember wishing-these were real-so-they could-have one,
  69.  
  70. When your meme hasn’t taken off-after 15 seconds, it’s okay, rocky, you go-when you feel-like-it,
  71.  
  72. BRUH, peter griffin lego,
  73.  
  74. My mom speaking-to my little brother, oh dear, oh dear, gorgeous, my mom speaking-to me, you fucking donkey,
  75.  
  76. Me, misses one negative sign in a math problem, that negative sign, I'm-about-to end-this man’s whole career,
  77.  
  78. Literally every teenage girl, insults dr Phil on his show, dr phil, you dare oppose me mortal,
  79.  
  80. Everyone at winterfell, bran, fuck,
  81.  
  82. Mail me-beans-so i know our friendship-is real, please reply urgently,
  83.  
  84. Life ain’t-been-the same-since-they-took my dog away,
  85.  
  86. Celsius, kelvin, Fahrenheit,
  87.  
  88. Me switching-the tabs on my laptop-when-the teacher walks-behind my desk, par core,
  89.  
  90. Nobody, Dave Mustaine in 1983,
  91.  
  92. taking a bite out of an onion every day-until a new Shrek movie-is released, day 9,
  93.  
  94. Add, pops up suddenly, me, accidentally clicks-it, add, you fool, you fell victim-to one of-the classic blunders,
  95.  
  96. When mods start banning end game spoilers-and you stop seeing meem's-about ant man going up thah noses-butt,
  97.  
  98. When you're hanging out with friends-and your-social battery runs outs, this actually happens, like-the moment you realize you're out with people-and you don’t wanna-be-there anymore,
  99.  
  100. When you're in-the middle of an exam-and-the teacher-is explaining-something-to-someone,
  101.  
  102. When your country gets invaded-so you put everything under water, dutch people, modern problems require modern-solutions,
  103.  
  104. Africa, exists, Portugal in-the 15th century, yeet,
  105.  
  106. Hey kigh ask me-if i’m an airplane, kigh, do-it, ask me-if i’m an airplane, kigh, i don’t understand, all you-have-to do-is ask me-if i’m an airplane, are you a fucking air playne mate, no,
  107.  
  108. Employee, mess up my-order, me, it’s okay, my mom,
  109.  
  110. Me, mom can we get McDonald’s, mom, no we-have food at home, food at home,
  111.  
  112. FBI, where did he post-this meme from, my VPN,
  113.  
  114. Mom, can I-have, mom, no, we-have, at home, at home,
  115.  
  116. I miss my wife sauce, me,
  117.  
  118. The teacher-when i circumcise myself in class,
  119.  
  120. The water drinking club, a community of people who-believe water-is-the ultimate-beverage,
  121.  
  122. Girlfriend, good night, me,
  123.  
  124. I don’t catch frisbees sweetie, i catch flights,
  125.  
  126. Yeah i’m chill, absolutely fucked for exahms,
  127.  
  128. Fortnight, did you mean, fortnite, why has god abandoned us,
  129.  
  130. What i see, what-the egg see,
  131.  
  132. I’m bored-so-let’s-set my tinder age range-to 50 plus, wow-hi Beth, clearly my match of-the day, how’s-it with you-today, you're one fahb hottie,
  133.  
  134. i drive a posh 4-by 4 blacked out windows, you’ll love-it, hey-beth, you gonna talk-to nigh jee, betty-betty-betty, talk-to nigh jee,
  135.  
  136. Tinder, you’ve-been super-liked, person who super-liked you,
  137.  
  138. Consent condom, requires four hands-to open, making powerful statement-about consent,
  139.  
  140. My essay, turn-it in at 11:59 pm, hey, wait, stop, i-have garbage,
  141.  
  142. Swedish tv accidentally put subtitles from a kid’s show over a political debate, and-it’s brilliant, i will build-the-best sand castle in-the galaxy, he’s got my vote,
  143.  
  144. Freshman girl with big tits, exists, senior jocks,
  145.  
  146. My hopes-and dreams, don’t worry, that’s a recycling bin not a trash bin, your hopes-and dreams can-be recycled into new-and different ones-that can sustain you,
  147.  
  148. Person who up votes meem's-they enjoy, not-to worry, i-have a permit, big p p permit,
  149.  
  150. Absolutely heartbreaking, a magnificent monument-to western civilization collapsing,
  151.  
  152. There-is only one man with-the power-to defeat thah nose,
  153.  
  154. I hate-it-when my twin brother tries-to give me wet willies,
  155.  
  156. oh dear, oh dear,
  157.  
  158. gorgeous, Shrek-to fee oh nah, you fucking donkey, Shrek-to his-best friend,
  159.  
  160. Looks-like-the Notre dame could use-some flex tape,
  161.  
  162. At home dee poe, wife, why don’t you just ask-someone-where-to find-it, me, i’d rather die,
  163.  
  164. What do you do-when people sing happy birthday-to you, sit-there-like a dumbfuck trying-to figure out-what-to do,
  165.  
  166. why are you, running, gay,
  167.  
  168. Hah lah lue yah-is such a-beautiful-song, i still remember-the first time i heard-it, in-the-soundtrack-to shrek,
  169.  
  170. The perfect job doesn't exih ani may thot removal specialist,
  171.  
  172. Who-the fuck-be 18 plus without a license, dumb sponge bob ass nibbas,
  173.  
  174. I fear no man, but-that thing, pooping in a school-toilet, it scares me,
  175.  
  176. Me, uses a different method of-solving a math problem, math teacher, you dare oppose me mortal,
  177.  
  178. Every good friendship started with-when I first met you-i thought you were a bitch,
  179.  
  180. Me, can we get,, mom, no, we-have, at home, at home, t series,
  181.  
  182. Company, does-something-that reflects poorly on-them, meme community, it’s free real estate,
  183.  
  184. What-is-it honey, what-the fuck,
  185.  
  186. Me, can i-have, mom, no, we-have already, at home, at home, daniel,
  187.  
  188. Can we just take a moment-to appreciate websites-like urban dictionary-and pornhub-that don’t require an account-to up vote shit,
  189.  
  190. Me, exists, wasps, you dare oppose me mortal,
  191.  
  192. Me, mom can we get McDonalds, mom, okay-what do you want, me, i-haven't programed-that path yet,
  193.  
  194. Rich people, poor people, teachers who actually help instead of saying you should-have payed attention,
  195.  
  196. Humans-to-their pets, oh dear, oh dear,
  197.  
  198. gorgeous, humans-to other humans, you fucking donkey,
  199.  
  200. When you're digging straight down, I'm-about-to end-this man’s whole career,
  201.  
  202. Wait, that’s illegal,
  203.  
  204. Should anti vax parents-be charged with child neglect slash abuse, yes, 96 percent, no, 4 percent, 96 percent, 4 percent,
  205.  
  206. Me, mom can i look at meem's, mom, no we-have meem's at home, meem's at home, exercise, i thought you said extra fries,
  207.  
  208. Me, mom can i-have veh jee tales, mom, no we-have veh jee tales at home, veh jee tales at home, mahx lucado’s her me-and friends,
  209.  
  210. Me, mom can we get a, mom, no we-have, at home, at home,
  211.  
  212. Stranger, age, you, 13, stranger, kid, you, no i am a 13 year old adult,
  213.  
  214. Useless tiny-island, exists, the British empire,
  215.  
  216. Me, takes out p p-and peeing, brain, I'm done, penis, I’m done, that last drop of urine, is he, though,
  217.  
  218. Birth control effectiveness, condoms, 99 percent, birth control pills, 99 percent, blast protection four, 100%,
  219.  
  220. When you-have-to pay your hooker, um, wow, that’s-some pricey nut,
  221.  
  222. I phone, i’m an incredible, handheld super computer, also-the IPhone, i’m sure-this dude meant-to type jerry christmas, let me fix-that,
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