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- The polish people, oh thank you, you-have come-to free us, the-soviets, perhaps,
- Nobody, millennials in 50 years,
- Gamers, nibba, society, hey you can’t do-that, gamers, not-to worry, i-have a permit, n word pass, infinite uses,
- Notre dame, burns down during restoration, parthenon, laughs in marble,
- Me-when i see all-the meem's-about norte dame, christ-is watching,
- Why save 15%, when i could save 50%,
- Pakistan, islam-is good, also pakistan, islam ah bad,
- Aqua man, water nibba,
- Me, mom, can we get-some cookies, mom, no, we-have cookies at home, cookies at home,
- Aren't you available in HD, yup, and-this-is a HD video, yup, i-have fast internet-and-if-that’s-the case, this must-be played in HD, that makes sense-to me, then play-it in HD, three sixty p,
- Every E Ay trailer, actual game,
- When your teacher says no wikipedia citations-but you just use-the citations on-the wikipedia page,
- What s t f u means, shut-the fuck up, oh ho ho, okay, ooh, well, so you wanna do-it-the hard way, huh,
- Tall people-when-they get insulted, angry skyscraper noises,
- I killed a dragon, I trained a dragon, I raised a dragon,
- Every squad got-the, cement nibba, poo poo dealer, horny nibba plab car, toll booth nibba,
- If i ever get hit-by a car, i hope-it’s a p t cruiser,
- I’m-the manager, i wanna meet-the manager,
- Manual, manuel,
- Playstation 5’s deep learning technology could identify just how bad you are at games, it smell-like bitch in here,
- Past me, money I left in my jacket, present me,
- Bay, come over, me, can’t, just-took a bunch of acid, her, i’ll suck yo me,
- Breaking news, Germany starts military build up, hey, i’ve seen-this one,
- Highschool girl, turns 18, gym teachers, gentlemen, the time has come,
- Me waiting for my mom-to finish talking-to her friend-so i can tell her i shit myself,
- You aren't going-to-believe who-the most important person in-the world-is, read-the first two words, 14 year old girls,
- When you walk up-the stairs two at a time, I'm-the very definition of masculine race,
- No one, kids named kyle,
- What-if you, wanted-to build-the largest-tower ever made-by man, but god said, height limit for building-is 256 blocks,
- UK porn age restrictions-to come into effect in july, anyone who looks at pornographic websites will-have-to prove-they are 18, Nord VPN, here’s a little lesson in trickery,
- Me, checks-if door-is locked-and leaves, my brain 5 seconds later, did you lock-the door, me, good question,
- Dogs-when-they get taken off-the leash for 0.1 seconds, i am speed,
- Soviet union, invades Finland during winter, Finland, welcome-to-the ice fields mother fucker,
- Who remember wishing-these were real-so-they could-have one,
- When your meme hasn’t taken off-after 15 seconds, it’s okay, rocky, you go-when you feel-like-it,
- BRUH, peter griffin lego,
- My mom speaking-to my little brother, oh dear, oh dear, gorgeous, my mom speaking-to me, you fucking donkey,
- Me, misses one negative sign in a math problem, that negative sign, I'm-about-to end-this man’s whole career,
- Literally every teenage girl, insults dr Phil on his show, dr phil, you dare oppose me mortal,
- Everyone at winterfell, bran, fuck,
- Mail me-beans-so i know our friendship-is real, please reply urgently,
- Life ain’t-been-the same-since-they-took my dog away,
- Celsius, kelvin, Fahrenheit,
- Me switching-the tabs on my laptop-when-the teacher walks-behind my desk, par core,
- Nobody, Dave Mustaine in 1983,
- taking a bite out of an onion every day-until a new Shrek movie-is released, day 9,
- Add, pops up suddenly, me, accidentally clicks-it, add, you fool, you fell victim-to one of-the classic blunders,
- When mods start banning end game spoilers-and you stop seeing meem's-about ant man going up thah noses-butt,
- When you're hanging out with friends-and your-social battery runs outs, this actually happens, like-the moment you realize you're out with people-and you don’t wanna-be-there anymore,
- When you're in-the middle of an exam-and-the teacher-is explaining-something-to-someone,
- When your country gets invaded-so you put everything under water, dutch people, modern problems require modern-solutions,
- Africa, exists, Portugal in-the 15th century, yeet,
- Hey kigh ask me-if i’m an airplane, kigh, do-it, ask me-if i’m an airplane, kigh, i don’t understand, all you-have-to do-is ask me-if i’m an airplane, are you a fucking air playne mate, no,
- Employee, mess up my-order, me, it’s okay, my mom,
- Me, mom can we get McDonald’s, mom, no we-have food at home, food at home,
- FBI, where did he post-this meme from, my VPN,
- Mom, can I-have, mom, no, we-have, at home, at home,
- I miss my wife sauce, me,
- The teacher-when i circumcise myself in class,
- The water drinking club, a community of people who-believe water-is-the ultimate-beverage,
- Girlfriend, good night, me,
- I don’t catch frisbees sweetie, i catch flights,
- Yeah i’m chill, absolutely fucked for exahms,
- Fortnight, did you mean, fortnite, why has god abandoned us,
- What i see, what-the egg see,
- I’m bored-so-let’s-set my tinder age range-to 50 plus, wow-hi Beth, clearly my match of-the day, how’s-it with you-today, you're one fahb hottie,
- i drive a posh 4-by 4 blacked out windows, you’ll love-it, hey-beth, you gonna talk-to nigh jee, betty-betty-betty, talk-to nigh jee,
- Tinder, you’ve-been super-liked, person who super-liked you,
- Consent condom, requires four hands-to open, making powerful statement-about consent,
- My essay, turn-it in at 11:59 pm, hey, wait, stop, i-have garbage,
- Swedish tv accidentally put subtitles from a kid’s show over a political debate, and-it’s brilliant, i will build-the-best sand castle in-the galaxy, he’s got my vote,
- Freshman girl with big tits, exists, senior jocks,
- My hopes-and dreams, don’t worry, that’s a recycling bin not a trash bin, your hopes-and dreams can-be recycled into new-and different ones-that can sustain you,
- Person who up votes meem's-they enjoy, not-to worry, i-have a permit, big p p permit,
- Absolutely heartbreaking, a magnificent monument-to western civilization collapsing,
- There-is only one man with-the power-to defeat thah nose,
- I hate-it-when my twin brother tries-to give me wet willies,
- oh dear, oh dear,
- gorgeous, Shrek-to fee oh nah, you fucking donkey, Shrek-to his-best friend,
- Looks-like-the Notre dame could use-some flex tape,
- At home dee poe, wife, why don’t you just ask-someone-where-to find-it, me, i’d rather die,
- What do you do-when people sing happy birthday-to you, sit-there-like a dumbfuck trying-to figure out-what-to do,
- why are you, running, gay,
- Hah lah lue yah-is such a-beautiful-song, i still remember-the first time i heard-it, in-the-soundtrack-to shrek,
- The perfect job doesn't exih ani may thot removal specialist,
- Who-the fuck-be 18 plus without a license, dumb sponge bob ass nibbas,
- I fear no man, but-that thing, pooping in a school-toilet, it scares me,
- Me, uses a different method of-solving a math problem, math teacher, you dare oppose me mortal,
- Every good friendship started with-when I first met you-i thought you were a bitch,
- Me, can we get,, mom, no, we-have, at home, at home, t series,
- Company, does-something-that reflects poorly on-them, meme community, it’s free real estate,
- What-is-it honey, what-the fuck,
- Me, can i-have, mom, no, we-have already, at home, at home, daniel,
- Can we just take a moment-to appreciate websites-like urban dictionary-and pornhub-that don’t require an account-to up vote shit,
- Me, exists, wasps, you dare oppose me mortal,
- Me, mom can we get McDonalds, mom, okay-what do you want, me, i-haven't programed-that path yet,
- Rich people, poor people, teachers who actually help instead of saying you should-have payed attention,
- Humans-to-their pets, oh dear, oh dear,
- gorgeous, humans-to other humans, you fucking donkey,
- When you're digging straight down, I'm-about-to end-this man’s whole career,
- Wait, that’s illegal,
- Should anti vax parents-be charged with child neglect slash abuse, yes, 96 percent, no, 4 percent, 96 percent, 4 percent,
- Me, mom can i look at meem's, mom, no we-have meem's at home, meem's at home, exercise, i thought you said extra fries,
- Me, mom can i-have veh jee tales, mom, no we-have veh jee tales at home, veh jee tales at home, mahx lucado’s her me-and friends,
- Me, mom can we get a, mom, no we-have, at home, at home,
- Stranger, age, you, 13, stranger, kid, you, no i am a 13 year old adult,
- Useless tiny-island, exists, the British empire,
- Me, takes out p p-and peeing, brain, I'm done, penis, I’m done, that last drop of urine, is he, though,
- Birth control effectiveness, condoms, 99 percent, birth control pills, 99 percent, blast protection four, 100%,
- When you-have-to pay your hooker, um, wow, that’s-some pricey nut,
- I phone, i’m an incredible, handheld super computer, also-the IPhone, i’m sure-this dude meant-to type jerry christmas, let me fix-that,
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