Zingoism

<+shinebox> NormalSubmarine: There is an entity called Zingo, living in every basement he lives on Pizza and flat light beer. He is supernaturally fast, and leaves no clear indication of his exact whereabouts. One of his attributes is that even when an extensive search of the foundation of a house has been carried out and turned up nothing, he is still there. That's his skill. I believe in Zingo because you
<+shinebox> can't prove he's non-existent.
<+NaughtyCanid> Quackers are the religious I can believe in.
<+NaughtyCanid> Definately not quacks
<+shinebox> I have a personal relation-ship with him. I always put almost empty beer bottles at the top of the cellar stairs, and old pizza boxes n the cellar. And every time we eat Pizza, we think of Zingo. HE visits me in my dreams.
<+shinebox> He plays a very important role in my life.
<+AlfrGunn> heh @ shinebox
<+AlfrGunn> <shinebox> Hey, baby. I got to go destroy theism real quick.
<+AlfrGunn> <shinebox's gf> My herro!
<+shinebox> NormalSubmarine: You don't have to believe in Z. but don't call me deluded or irrational if I do. Remember you have to prove that Zingo isn't real first. Cheers.