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- Alright, guys. It's time for the news.
- Jobless Claims Jump to 744,000, Much Worse Than Expected
- WASHINGTON, DC - APRIL 2: U.S. President Joe Biden pauses while speaking about the March jobs report in the State Dining Room of the White House on April 2, 2021 in Washington, DC. According to the U.S. Labor Department, employers added over 900,000 jobs in March, up from 416,000 in …
- Jobless claims once again unexpectedly rose last week.
- REPORT: ALBANIAN DRUG GANGSTERS CLAIMING TO BE SLAVES TO SKIRT JAIL TIME20
- AS ISRAEL MARKS HOLOCAUST DAY, PALESTINIAN TV CLAIMS ARABS HELPED JEWS ESCAPE NAZIS20
- White House: Joe Biden Not Waiting on Congress, Using DOJ to Put Forward Gun Control
- WH: Biden Not Waiting on Congress, Using DOJ to Put Forward Gun Control
- 12,325
- Watch: Illegal Aliens End Hunger Strike After Winning $2.1B in Taxpayer-Funded Aid from Andrew Cuomo
- Watch: Illegal Aliens End Hunger Strike After Winning $2.1B in Taxpayer-Funded Aid from Andrew Cuomo
- JOHN BINDER
- 3,384
- EXCLUSIVE: Gulf Cartel Boss Arrested for Allegedly Funding Mexican Border State Political Candidates
- EXCLUSIVE: Gulf Cartel Boss Arrested for Allegedly Funding Mexican Border State Political Candidates
- 12
- Clark: Inside the Lost Migrant Recovery Program at the Texas Border
- Clark: Inside the Lost Migrant Recovery Program at the Texas Border
- 16
- Alabama Secretary of State John Merrill Won’t Run for Senate, Admits Affair
- Alabama Secretary of State John Merrill Won’t Run for Senate, Admits Affair
- 328
- Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey Announces ‘Safer Apart’ Order, Lifts Statewide Mask Mandate
- Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey Announces ‘Safer Apart’ Order, Lifts Statewide Mask Mandate
- 148
- …Heritage Action: AZ Gov. Ducey ‘Should Promptly Sign into Law’
- 8
- Arizona State Senate Passes Bill That Prohibits Private Funding of Election Administration
- Arizona State Senate Passes Bill That Prohibits Private Funding of Election Administration…
- 149
- Arizona Gov. Signs Bill Barring Enforcement of Federal Gun Controls
- Arizona Gov. Signs Bill Barring Enforcement of Federal Gun Controls
- 620
- Asa Hutchinson’s Trans-Bill Veto Draws Scrutiny over Special Interests’ Influence
- Asa Hutchinson’s Trans-Bill Veto Draws Scrutiny over Special Interests’ Influence
- 159
- Kevin McCarthy: Vaccine Passport Mandate Is ‘Something You’d Expect in Communist China’
- Kevin McCarthy: Vaccine Passport Mandate Is ‘Something You’d Expect in Communist China’
- 88
- McCaskill: In MO Evangelical Republicans Now Call Themselves ‘Trump Republicans’
- 93
- McCarthy Requests FBI, CIA Briefing on Terror Suspects Crossing U.S. Border
- 118
- Jen Psaki: ‘I May Regret’ Welcoming Disgraced Dan Rather into White House Briefing Room
- Jen Psaki: ‘I May Regret’ Welcoming Disgraced Dan Rather into White House Briefing Room
- 443
- Former VP Mike Pence to Publish Autobiography, Launch PAC
- Former VP Mike Pence to Publish Autobiography, Launch PAC
- 1,016
- Over 161,000 in U.S. Died from Coronavirus in Biden’s First 11 Weeks in Office
- Over 161,000 in U.S. Died from Coronavirus in Biden’s First 11 Weeks in Office
- 317
- Biden Nominating Gabby Giffords’ Gun Control Affiliate to Head ATF
- Biden Nominating Gabby Giffords’ Gun Control Affiliate to Head ATF
- AWR HAWKINS
- 229
- Amazon Backs Biden Tax Hike Plan After Years of Avoiding Federal Income Taxes
- 82
- GOP Rep. Carter: Biden ‘Doing Irreparable Damage’ to Georgia, But Won’t Boycott Olympics in China
- GOP Rep. Carter: Biden ‘Doing Irreparable Damage’ to Georgia, But Won’t Boycott Olympics in China…
- 1,322
- Jen Psaki: The United States Has ‘Not Discussed’ Boycott of China 2022 Olympics
- …WH: U.S. Has ‘Not Discussed’ Boycott of China 2022 Olympics…
- 138
- China Warns Washington Not to Boycott Winter Olympics
- …CCP Warns Washington
- 840
- Cohen: Jan 6 U.S. Capitol Incident as Bad as Pearl Harbor Attack
- Cohen: Jan 6 U.S. Capitol Incident as Bad as Pearl Harbor Attack
- 648
- WH Defends Kamala Harris Chicago Visit Despite Border Crisis Tasks
- WH Defends Kamala Harris Chicago Visit Despite Border Crisis Tasks
- 2,452
- Texas Governor Bans Vaccine Passports with Executive Order
- Texas Governor Bans Vaccine Passports with Executive Order
- 2,572
- Report: MLB's Rob Manfred Acted Too Quickly in Moving All-Star Game
- Report: MLB's Rob Manfred Acted Too Quickly in Moving All-Star Game
- 3,432
- Graham: 'Shut Down the Immigration System and Have a Timeout'
- Graham: 'Shut Down the Immigration System and Have a Timeout'
- 2,754
- Carter: Biden Did 'Irreparable Damage' to Georgia, Won't Boycott China
- Carter: Biden Did 'Irreparable Damage' to Georgia, Won't Boycott China
- 1,322
- WH: Govt Does Not Support Requiring Americans Have Vaccine Credentials
- WH: Govt Does Not Support Requiring Americans Have Vaccine Credentials
- 1,795
- Raffensperger: Stacey Abrams Probably 'Poll-Tested the Word Jim Crow'
- Raffensperger: Stacey Abrams Probably 'Poll-Tested the Word Jim Crow'
- 235
- Gaetz's Accused Extorter Confirms Asking for $25M, Denies Extortion
- Gaetz's Accused Extorter Confirms Asking for $25M, Denies Extortion
- 659
- Hutchinson, Carlson Clash over Youth Gender Reassignment Bill Veto
- Hutchinson, Carlson Clash over Youth Gender Reassignment Bill Veto
- UK: Three Nogs Arrested for Raping Woman in Her Sleep in Hackney.
- Negroes always seem to rape people. I guess they have to because they're disadvantaged and poor.
- Oklahoma City: Negro Pulls Woman's Pants Down and Attempts to Rape her Before Witness Stops Him.
- Nugger Sucker Punches Man and Steals His Money at NYC Subway.
- Escambia: Negro Caught With Fentanyl for Second Time Within 1 Week Along With Heroine, MDMA, Marijuana, and a Loaded Ak-47 and Pistol.
- Oregonian Orangutan Becomes Leader of Social Justice Training Group After Being Charged With Molesting Young Boy.
- Atlantic County: Spic Gets 11+ Years After Raping 12 Year Old Girl and Giving Her $10 to Not Tell Anyone.
- Chink Arrested in Montgomery County After Possessing Over 100 Files of Child Pornography. Including Children Under The Age of 5.
- ............ Weather.
- Special Weather Statement
- Action Recommended
- Avoid the subject event as per the instructions
- Issued By
- Austin/San Antonio - TX, US, National Weather Service
- Affected Area
- Caldwell County
- Description
- ...PATCHY DENSE FOG MOVING THROUGH THE AREA...
- Dense Fog Advisory from THU 5:40 AM CDT until THU 10:00 AM CDT
- Patches of dense fog will continue through mid morning. Visibility will occasionally drop to 1/4 mile or less. Visibility will improve later this morning as sun heats the atmosphere. Use caution due to rapidly changing visibilities on roadways this morning.
- Action Recommended
- Execute a pre-planned activity identified in the instructions
- Issued By
- Austin/San Antonio - TX, US, National Weather Service
- Affected Area
- Portions of south central Texas
- Description
- ...DENSE FOG ADVISORY IN EFFECT UNTIL 10 AM CDT THIS MORNING...
- WHAT...Visibility less than one mile in dense fog.
- WHERE...Portions of south central Texas.
- WHEN...Until 10 AM CDT this morning.
- IMPACTS...Hazardous driving conditions due to low visibility.
- PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...
- If driving, slow down, use your headlights, and leave plenty of distance ahead of you.
- Thu 08 | Day
- 91°
- 5%
- S 11 mph
- Areas of fog early, becoming mostly sunny this afternoon. High 91F. Winds S at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 62%
- UV Index
- 9 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:10 am
- Sunset
- 7:53 pm
- Thu 08 | Night
- 66°
- 10%
- S 13 mph
- A few passing clouds. Low 66F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 75%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 5:39 am
- Waning Crescent
- Moonset
- 5:00 pm
- Fri 09
- 93°
- /63°
- Mostly Sunny
- 8%
- S 16 mph
- Sat 10
- 83°
- /52°
- Partly Cloudy
- 7%
- NNE 19 mph
- Sun 11
- 89°
- /60°
- Mostly Sunny
- 2%
- SE 11 mph
- Mon 12
- 87°
- /62°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 18%
- SE 10 mph
- Tue 13
- 79°
- /63°
- Cloudy
- 24%
- NE 11 mph
- Wed 14
- 76°
- /56°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 35%
- NE 11 mph
- Thu 15
- 70°
- /56°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 35%
- NNE 12 mph
- Fri 16
- 69°
- /53°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 32%
- NNE 11 mph
- Sat 17
- 73°
- /49°
- PM Showers
- 30%
- NNE 11 mph
- Sun 18
- 75°
- /47°
- AM Showers
- 33%
- N 11 mph
- Mon 19
- 77°
- /49°
- Mostly Sunny
- 18%
- NE 10 mph
- Tue 20
- 81°
- /54°
- Mostly Sunny
- 24%
- SSE 12 mph
- Wed 21
- 81°
- /56°
- Partly Cloudy
- 22%
- SSE 12 mph
- Thu 22
- 84°
- /59°
- Partly Cloudy
- 10%
- S 12 mph
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- Current threat: Chink Virus II. The Second Global Bioweapon. 😑
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- Ian Miles Cheong
- Ian Miles Cheong (aka "Little Hitler") was born in Malaysia, and being that Malaysians are the niggers of Asia, he soon became a self-hating jew Asian white supremacist. Today he is an ex-nazi turned SJW (or "Turbo Feminist" as he calls himself) and video game "journalist" who still makes racist posts on twitter despite claiming he is no longer into that, and who, considering his yellow skin and the fact he is gaining weight as rapidly as he is losing hair, every day looks more and more like a deformed, real-life version of Homer Simpson.
- Adolf Cheong is known for selling his influence on reddit to the highest bidder Oops! He got banned for that. Now he is only known for accusing various people of rape on a daily basis because no woman has ever touched him and he doesn't believe there is any other way for a man to get sex anymore.
- (( YELLOW HITLER ))
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- The Hunting of the Snark is a nonsense poem written by English writer Lewis Carroll between 1874 and 1876. The plot follows a crew of ten trying to hunt the Snark, which may turn out to be a highly dangerous Boojum. This original illustration by Henry Holiday accompanies the verse:
- "But oh, beamish nephew, beware of the day,
- If your Snark be a Boojum! For then
- You will softly and suddenly vanish away,
- And never be met with again!"
- Illustration credit: Henry Holiday; restored by Adam Cuerden
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go get drunk and then yell at my chink neighbors.
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