<bucolicBunyan> well I'll give you my best guess at what was happening
<bucolicBunyan> Carmen was trying to figure out what was up with the security system since it didn't shoot the little shelled guys
<bucolicBunyan> while she didn't find any any good reason why the interior turrets weren't working she saw that the exterior turrets were offline
<bucolicBunyan> she went to go investigate, and what I presume to be an ogre was outside, heavily injured from bullet wounds
<Procyon> ah right
<Procyon> what level are you?
<bucolicBunyan> it looks like it pulled the exterior gun turrets out of the wall and got shot a ton in the process
<bucolicBunyan> not sure
<bucolicBunyan> I wanted to ask you about XP
<Procyon> ah right
<Procyon> well lets see
<bucolicBunyan> it's really unclear to me what counts "pacifying" an enemy
<Procyon> i dont know much from before i started
<Procyon> ill be liberal with it
<bucolicBunyan> and then therefore what counts as XP
<Procyon> want to call it level... 3? and end it
<bucolicBunyan> everything so far is decided either way
<bucolicBunyan> Carmen is currently certainly level 3
<bucolicBunyan> but nothing was decided either way on the recent incident with Myke and the three imps
<bucolicBunyan> She stomped on one of them a bunch to scare them away
<bucolicBunyan> if you remember
<bucolicBunyan> she pulled out her axe but didn't actually attack with anything other than her boot
<bucolicBunyan> so I'm not really sure how much, if any, XP comes from that
<Procyon> Nothing really happened there
<bucolicBunyan> because you do get XP for solving/avoiding strifes without actually killing the monsters
<bucolicBunyan> but Idk what counts
<Procyon> ill say 2 imps from dealing with that
<bucolicBunyan> sounds good
<bucolicBunyan> so Carmen is still level 3
<Procyon> yep
<bucolicBunyan> she is 10 XP away from level 4 at this point
<bucolicBunyan> so use that however you will in your schemes :P
<bucolicBunyan> anything else you want to know?
<Procyon> Nope.
<Procyon> lemme roll some things
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<bucolicBunyan> *le gasp*
<Procyon> Yep
<Procyon> Alright
<Procyon> Its injured, so ill give you the first move.
<Procyon> STRIFE!
* bucolicBunyan runs at the behemoth, roaring chainsaw raised, yelling in anger at the monster
<bucolicBunyan> "UR GONNA PAY FOR THAT U FUCKER!!!!!!"
<Procyon> It counteryells
<bucolicBunyan> "IVE GOT A FUCKIN PRESENT FOR U IF DONT GET UR ASS OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!"
<bucolicBunyan> <minor action for intimidation>
<Procyon> ((sure thing))
<bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d20+1 intimidation
<Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d20+1 intimidation --> [ 1d20=9 ]{10}
<Procyon> !roll 1d20-3
<Tyche[Dice]> Procyon rolled : 1d20-3 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{8}
<Procyon> It is intimidated
* bucolicBunyan brings down her raised chainsaw on the monster
<bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d20+4 attack
<Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d20+4 attack --> [ 1d20=14 ]{18}
<Procyon> ((do you remember the exact effects of intimidation))
<bucolicBunyan> ((the PHB says it has -2 to attack you))
<Procyon> Sounds good
<Procyon> You know the ac of an ogre, roll damage
<bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d12+4 damage
<Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d12+4 damage --> [ 1d12=10 ]{14}
<bucolicBunyan> ((dang))
<Procyon> (("dang?"))
<Procyon> ((is there something im missing))
<bucolicBunyan> ((im just not used to a d12 damage die :P))
<Procyon> ((yeah ok))
<bucolicBunyan> ((14 is a lot compared to what Im used to lol))
<Procyon> In his weakened state, the ogre crumples and falls.
<Procyon> It can no longer move.
<Procyon> Your turn again
* bucolicBunyan holds her revving chainsaw at her side and looks down at the monster, furious
<bucolicBunyan> "SERVES YOU FUCKING RIGHT U ASSHOLE!!!!"
<Procyon> It roars in pain and anger
* bucolicBunyan tries to give a solid kick to the monsters side
<bucolicBunyan> ((unarmed attack roll? Idk))
<Procyon> yep
<bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d20+4 attack
<Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d20+4 attack --> [ 1d20=4 ]{8}
<Procyon> its a tie
<Procyon> but hes down on the ground
<Procyon> roll damage
<bucolicBunyan> ((isn't unarmed  1+str or something? is this different? I don't really remember))
<bucolicBunyan> ((I feel like unarmed attacks deal 1+str unless you have fistkind))
<Procyon> ((oh yeah that is true))
<bucolicBunyan> ((Im going to roll anyways! :P))
<bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d1+4 damage
<Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d1+4 damage --> [ 1d1=1 ]{5}
<Procyon> It dies.
<Procyon> Do you remember the exp and grist
<bucolicBunyan> 3d6+40 build grist, 1d10+10 tier I grist, 50% chance of 2d8 tier II grist
<bucolicBunyan> 20 XP
<bucolicBunyan> ((I guess Ill roll for grist then?))
<bucolicBunyan> !roll 3d6+40 build grist
<Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 3d6+40 build grist --> [ 3d6=11 ]{51}
<bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d10+10 tier I grist
<Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d10+10 tier I grist --> [ 1d10=4 ]{14}
<bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d2 chance
<Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d2 chance --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
<bucolicBunyan> ((hello?))
<Procyon> dsddog
<Procyon> alright sorry my dog was laying on me
<Procyon> that looks good to me
<bucolicBunyan> lol
* bucolicBunyan looks in utter confusion at the monster disappearing and random stuff just spraying everywhere
<bucolicBunyan> "The fuuuuck????"
* bucolicBunyan looks more closely at one of the thingys that just showered around on the ground
<Procyon> You get no explanation
* bucolicBunyan picks one of the thingys up
* You are now known as dinvineerMysteriosa
* bucolicBunyan looks around to see if there are any other fuckin monsters harassing her house
<bucolicBunyan> (( dinvineerMysteriosa ?))
<dinvineerMysteriosa> ((fuck i forgot i was ircing))
<dinvineerMysteriosa> ((lets just pick up in play to post
<bucolicBunyan> okay
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