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- >Day seven in the year 20X9 in Detroit, Equestria.
- >You are Anonymous
- >And you're wearing cool shades and a sexy suave trenchcoat.
- >You think you're Adam Jensen because you're a retard.
- >Rarity gave it to you as a christmas present.
- >Because they have Jesus in Equestria.
- >Praise be to God.
- >Anyhow you're down the street, hardly able to contain your record-breaking sveltness when you see Roid Rage helping an old mare lift barrels of apple cider into her cart.
- >Your power is augmented.
- >"Stand back. I'll handle this." Holy shit, your Adam voice was spot on.
- "I don't think that's a hot idea, bro. These things are pretty heavy and the bindings on the barrels aren't as strong as they used to be."
- >Roid Rage cannot into the sophistication of your augs.
- >Make retarded "bzzz bzzz whrrrr whrrr" noises as you motion to pick up a barrel.
- >"Just stand back. I don't need anyone getting hurt."
- >bzzzz whrr whrrr
- >With lightning speed you lift a whole barrel over your shoulder and scream like a bitch as your spine cracks beneath the unbalanced weight.
- >whrr bzzt bzzrrt
- >You lose your balance and the barrel comes crashing down on your shoulder, breaking many sensitives bones because you never drank enough milk as a child.
- >The bindings break and the whole barrel splinters, flying into your skin and ruining your kickass jacket and the floral patterns on the shoulders.
- >You get cider all over your shades that make everything look yellow.
- >You cry from equal parts pain and horror at your clothes being ruined.
- >You pass out.
- >Days pass
- >You wake up. There's a bandage over your eye. Your torso is wrapped in a strange casing, leaving you unable to move your lower body.
- "Anon, thank Celestia, you're awake."
- >It's Twilight.
- "We did the best we could with you. We had to improvise on your spine, a lot of it was based of what we know from Minotaur physiology, in order to provide as stronger frame in case you do something dumb like this again. I based part of the genetic faux-pattern off of pegasus DNA, so you can get some of the gravity-negation effects of their magic. If you jump from a high place like you're prone to do, you won't snap your neck. it'll take a few days for your body to rework the neural patterns into the prosthetics."
- >Prosthetics?
- "Your eye was even trickier. I always thought the reason you act so stupid is because you're probably half-blind from touching yourself all the time so I ran an amalgam spell on eagle, chimera, and hydra ocular patterns. We grafted it around Pinkie's eyeball base, so maybe some of her Pinkie-Sense will further improve your ability to stop doing something if it might lead to something especially dangerous."
- >Your vision is augmented?
- "And your arm....
- >You looked at your arm for the first time.
- >It was fucking beautiful.
- >It was solid black with gold and purple trim. Muscle fibers flowed smoothly and seamlessly from your shoulder joint. A veritable ballet of technology and craftsmanship. Your flexed your arm.
- >A single tear brimming with nanomachines fell forth as millions of microfibers tightened and pulled.
- "And if you say "Henshin-a-go-go something really bucking cool happens."
- >"HENSHING A GO GO BABY!"
- >You arm then burst into an appendage of pure blue energy.
- >Mother fucking black magic.
- "Be careful, Anon. You can only use this ability twice per mission unless your preorder at Gamestop."
- >"Huh?"
- "Nothing."
- >"Thank-you Twilight. This is amazing...I don't know what to say."
- "There's a downside to it, however. In order to keep your body from rejecting your prostheses, you have to eat out Celestia's ass twice a week."
- >wut.
- >And then Celestia burst from a thousand sparks of light and onto your bed.
- "Your nurse is here."
- >She turns around, her massive booty hovering over your face.
- >Your immediately shoot your hands against her and keep her from pressing down. The microservitors in your arms groan in protest as the sheer gravity of her badonkadonk overpowers you.
- >We just can't do it captain.
- >She laughs loudly.
- "No brakes, Anon."
- >We don't have the power.
- >You scream and curse and beg as her flank lowers down onto your face, enveloping you in the hot, soft darkness that is Celestia's booty.
- >You beat against the bed and kick your legs. You try to scream, but you are only buried further into the royal skyrim.
- >You never asked for this.
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