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- 00:02 - [Music]
- 00:04 - here's some news president Trump wants
- 00:07 - more credit for his great job with
- 00:09 - Puerto Rico but also warns them that he
- 00:11 - can't help forever
- 00:12 - because they've got financial problems
- 00:13 - so he's gonna give them a five billion
- 00:15 - dollar loan because the definition of
- 00:17 - relief is crippling debt but he also
- 00:20 - doesn't want us to talk about it because
- 00:22 - he thinks everyone's unfair and the
- 00:24 - media should be nicer and it's partisan
- 00:25 - even though after saying that he
- 00:27 - immediately went on his friend Sean
- 00:28 - Hannity show where was announced they
- 00:29 - would not include bipartisan questions
- 00:31 - so I guess we just which won't talk
- 00:35 - about today all right let's be fair
- 00:37 - bring me balanced and instead talk about
- 00:39 - the left and liberal Hollywood and the
- 00:41 - entertainment industry and a rich man
- 00:43 - using his power and influence to take
- 00:45 - advantage of harass assault and abuse
- 00:47 - women I get it all right no you're
- 00:51 - trying to do but like I get it all right
- 00:54 - but but let's move on all right we're
- 00:56 - definitely not going to talk about him
- 00:58 - again in the context of this topic I
- 01:01 - promise so here's some news media mogul
- 01:06 - Harvey Weinstein has been accused of a
- 01:07 - lot of just disgusting abuses of power
- 01:10 - and taking advantage of young women and
- 01:12 - jerking off into plants and just just
- 01:14 - lots of stuff don't want to describe it
- 01:16 - all pretty pretty gross end up setting
- 01:19 - so instead here's a quick round of petty
- 01:21 - joke junction
- 01:23 - Harvey Weinstein you look like a
- 01:25 - discontinued McDonaldland character
- 01:27 - Harvey Weinstein you look like a
- 01:29 - teamster questioning Jimmy Hoffa's
- 01:31 - disappearance Harvey Weinstein you look
- 01:33 - like a suspect in a true crime Netflix
- 01:35 - documentary starring Steve Bannon if I
- 01:37 - tried to write a movie about a sweaty
- 01:39 - fat movie producer who lured young women
- 01:41 - into his hotel and sexually assaulted
- 01:43 - them producers would say it's too
- 01:44 - on-the-nose
- 01:45 - but if I wrote that same movie and was a
- 01:47 - woman Harvey Weinstein would rape me
- 01:49 - Harvey Weinstein looks like a police
- 01:51 - sketch of the richest duck in the world
- 01:54 - Harvey Weinstein perpetually looks like
- 01:56 - his own face just found out about what
- 01:58 - he's done and he's just one of many
- 02:02 - and even though tucker carlson tweeted
- 02:04 - hollywood is corrupt the powerful prey
- 02:06 - upon the weak and nobody is held
- 02:07 - accountable
- 02:08 - hashtag tucker at foxnews this isn't
- 02:12 - just a hollywood problem as evidenced by
- 02:15 - at foxnews it's not a left or a right
- 02:18 - problem it's everywhere it's a men
- 02:20 - problem and a power problem and whatever
- 02:23 - sexual assault comes up there are a lot
- 02:25 - of questions why didn't these women come
- 02:26 - forward earlier are some of them lying
- 02:28 - why did they let this happen in the
- 02:30 - first place why don't women speak out
- 02:31 - more which brings us to our new brief
- 02:34 - and hopefully one-time segment shut the
- 02:36 - fuck up develop empathy read a book and
- 02:39 - listen to a woman there are so many
- 02:42 - reasons it's hard to come forward
- 02:44 - especially in an industry that can
- 02:46 - punish and shame you for speaking out
- 02:47 - there's guilt self-worth it's traumatic
- 02:49 - to relive it you questioned whether it
- 02:51 - was your fault
- 02:52 - you questioned your own value you don't
- 02:54 - know what to do it's scary to accuse
- 02:56 - powerful men of things you don't think
- 02:57 - people will believe you and you don't
- 02:59 - want to be attacked for speaking out you
- 03:01 - know if you do ghouls might publish
- 03:03 - something like this those aren't even
- 03:05 - all the reasons and it's so frustrating
- 03:08 - that at this point we even need to
- 03:10 - discuss that part or point to the fact
- 03:12 - that yes even Terry Crews can be
- 03:13 - sexually harassed and not know what to
- 03:15 - do or say about it a lot of guys might
- 03:17 - think but well why did she even let it
- 03:19 - happen
- 03:20 - fight or flight you know fight or flight
- 03:22 - well fight or flight are actually only
- 03:24 - two fifths of the reactions people have
- 03:26 - when they're afraid and going through
- 03:28 - trauma the others are friend which we
- 03:30 - learned first as babies freeze and flop
- 03:33 - they're all natural reactions to the
- 03:36 - situation
- 03:37 - and if you don't understand why someone
- 03:38 - might not do the one you would do go do
- 03:42 - the name of this segment also scientists
- 03:45 - have found that men tend to react with
- 03:47 - fight-or-flight and women with friend or
- 03:49 - freeze so the next time you're like
- 03:51 - finally she's into this after pressuring
- 03:53 - her into it can cool it man cool it so
- 04:01 - we can talk about all the brave women
- 04:03 - who have come forward and shamed those
- 04:04 - who haven't but they've done their part
- 04:06 - and shouldn't have had to
- 04:08 - and the industry's done its part to
- 04:10 - silence them despite Weinstein's
- 04:11 - behavior being an open secret for
- 04:13 - decades congratulations you five ladies
- 04:16 - no longer have to pretend to be
- 04:18 - attracted to Harvey Weinstein
- 04:25 - through HR departments through but he's
- 04:28 - a nice guy them through NBC trying to
- 04:31 - kill the story through court settlements
- 04:33 - it happened at Fox it happened with the
- 04:35 - president ooh the president all right
- 04:37 - that's right the president's ex-wife and
- 04:39 - vana claimed that after a botched hair
- 04:40 - surgery Trump came home furious ripped
- 04:43 - some of her hair out of her scalp and
- 04:45 - violently forced himself on her now many
- 04:47 - of you men might be saying but
- 04:51 - newsperson she took it back later but
- 04:54 - actually what she took back was the word
- 04:56 - rape she said she wouldn't describe it
- 04:58 - as rape in the criminal sense she's
- 05:01 - never taken back the account of what
- 05:03 - happened
- 05:04 - that's our president but hey join the
- 05:08 - club I guess of men who have not paid
- 05:10 - for their actions but Weinstein at least
- 05:12 - has been removed from his company and is
- 05:14 - traveling out of the country for rehab
- 05:15 - for his sex addiction which is a fun way
- 05:17 - to say fleeing the country for rape but
- 05:22 - how did he really get away with this for
- 05:24 - so long did nobody know hard to believe
- 05:27 - considering the phrase open secret is
- 05:29 - used so much in relation to it hard to
- 05:31 - believe that nobody knew but that's what
- 05:34 - you'd have to think seeing as how every
- 05:35 - single statement from a list actors is
- 05:37 - about how appalled they are to hear
- 05:39 - these stories which they didn't know
- 05:41 - about Ben Affleck for example said as
- 05:44 - much although then Rose McGowan one of
- 05:45 - Harvey's victims who was silenced by a
- 05:47 - settlement and has since been silenced
- 05:49 - by Twitter for speaking out pointed out
- 05:51 - to Ben that at her press conference
- 05:52 - about Weinstein's harassment Ben told
- 05:54 - her
- 05:55 - goddamnit I told him to stop doing that
- 05:57 - so apparently he knew told him to stop
- 06:00 - found out he hadn't kept knowing time
- 06:03 - passed and then lied about never knowing
- 06:06 - and there's no way he wasn't the only
- 06:08 - one so special offer to the first a list
- 06:11 - actor who says I knew because we all
- 06:13 - knew and we did nothing gets a single
- 06:16 - Oreo its Minnie it's only Minnie
- 06:22 - congratulations and good luck to you all
- 06:24 - and the first a list actor to say I do
- 06:27 - it too and so does my brother gets to
- 06:29 - stop being Batman because Ben Affleck is
- 06:32 - the subject of many accusations of using
- 06:34 - his position of power
- 06:35 - grow up young women as is his brother
- 06:36 - Casey because when you're started they
- 06:39 - let you do it you can do anything
- 06:40 - whatever you want
- 06:41 - grab a brother though to be fair the
- 06:44 - Batman apologized for one of his
- 06:46 - accusations though to be really fair and
- 06:48 - to quote Rose McGowan Ben Affleck fuck
- 06:50 - off which brings us to fun penny joke
- 06:53 - Junction again Ben Affleck you look like
- 06:56 - a Halloween mask of Luke Perry been
- 06:59 - since I had daughters I learned to see
- 07:01 - women as people Affleck looks like a
- 07:03 - substitute teacher who eats lunch in the
- 07:04 - cafeteria with all the students Ben
- 07:06 - Affleck whose last big thing was how sad
- 07:09 - he looked about Batman sucking is what
- 07:11 - happens when a neck becomes a whole
- 07:12 - person not only is Ben Affleck bad at
- 07:15 - blackjack but he also is the kind of guy
- 07:17 - who cares that he's bad at blackjack Ben
- 07:19 - Affleck you look like a Ken doll to Lego
- 07:24 - and if Ben Affleck and Matt Damon and
- 07:27 - all these actors knew about it but did
- 07:29 - nothing and won't even admit that come
- 07:31 - they're rich they'll be fine there are
- 07:34 - so many more talented people available
- 07:36 - to be movie stars who don't do this and
- 07:39 - maybe power and money will change those
- 07:40 - people as money and power so often and
- 07:43 - easily do but holy hell get your house
- 07:45 - in order dudes you win an Act II award
- 07:49 - and then you give a long and passionate
- 07:50 - speech about how Trump sucks but like we
- 07:53 - know Trump sucks and Hollywood liberals
- 07:56 - going off on him on the night where they
- 07:58 - celebrate each other is not necessary
- 08:00 - you know what you could do
- 08:02 - it would be powerful and important win
- 08:04 - an award and then in front of all of
- 08:06 - your colleagues protest the disgusting
- 08:08 - open secrets in your industry use your
- 08:10 - platform in a way that would actually be
- 08:12 - effective stop doing PSAs and interviews
- 08:15 - where you talk about needing gun control
- 08:17 - and instead stop making movies where you
- 08:19 - look like a badass with a gun you
- 08:22 - influence the culture with your art so
- 08:24 - like do that talk about the disgusting
- 08:28 - powerful people taking advantage of
- 08:29 - young women win an award and then talk
- 08:32 - about the child abuse that Corey
- 08:33 - Feldman's talked about for years that
- 08:35 - Judy Garland talked about for decades
- 08:36 - the child abuse about which there's a
- 08:38 - whole documentary literally called an
- 08:40 - open secret because everybody knows and
- 08:42 - we know you know so say it and fix it
- 08:45 - because Weinstein's not the last one to
- 08:48 - be exposed which is to say he's not the
- 08:50 - last one to be known about for decades
- 08:51 - until the official acceptable amount of
- 08:53 - dozens of women are finally believed be
- 08:56 - honest liars as sad as it is to say one
- 09:00 - of the most honest men who've spoken
- 09:02 - about Weinstein is again sorry the
- 09:05 - president who said I've known Harvey for
- 09:08 - a long time I'm not at all surprised to
- 09:11 - see it mmm I wonder why a rich powerful
- 09:14 - man with a history of sexual or
- 09:15 - harassment charges wouldn't be surprised
- 09:17 - about his friend Harvey's behavior
- 09:18 - probably wasn't surprised about Bill
- 09:20 - O'Reilly either or Roger Ailes probably
- 09:22 - won't be surprised about Sean Hannity
- 09:24 - though to be fair let's allow Sean to
- 09:26 - defend himself by showing how he talks
- 09:28 - to women in public
- 09:31 - rather head oh man take you backstage to
- 09:35 - me and I'm sure that public display is
- 09:42 - in no way indicative of his behavior in
- 09:44 - private which brings us to yes
- 09:46 - petty joke Junction again Sean Hannity
- 09:49 - you look like a muppet guidance
- 09:51 - counselor's used to teach children about
- 09:52 - divorce Sean Hannity you look like a
- 09:54 - Little League coach who starts his son
- 09:56 - as pitcher every game shot Hannity looks
- 09:58 - like one of those guys who's never even
- 10:00 - seen and it's somehow bizarrely proud of
- 10:02 - that fact
- 10:03 - fun fact Sean Hannity goes to Supercuts
- 10:06 - and asks for the Franken berries ghost
- 10:08 - Sean Hannity still has to physically
- 10:10 - plug his nose whenever he jumps into a
- 10:12 - pool Sean Hannity has never had a
- 10:14 - consensual conversation Sean Hannity has
- 10:16 - a pair of rollerblades that he has never
- 10:18 - opened Sean Hannity you look like a
- 10:20 - cardboard cutout of Ben Affleck got
- 10:22 - Doreen grade
- 10:26 - anyway back to the good president and
- 10:28 - his apparent knowledge of at least
- 10:30 - Harvey Weinstein's behavior mr.
- 10:32 - president in the interest of draining
- 10:33 - the swamp it would be great if you could
- 10:35 - call out other people about this kind of
- 10:36 - thing because men need to call each
- 10:38 - other out for this and support and
- 10:39 - believe women you've been accused of
- 10:41 - this louis c.k has been accused a lot of
- 10:44 - jerking off in front of young female
- 10:45 - comics and locking the door so they
- 10:47 - can't leave it's yes an open secret
- 10:50 - Michael Bay makes underage girls
- 10:52 - audition in bikinis Bryan Singer's been
- 10:54 - accused by underage boys there are lots
- 10:56 - of them Jeff Epstein is a rich powerful
- 10:58 - man who was also a pedophile and who
- 11:01 - notoriously flew rich men on the lolita
- 11:03 - Express one passenger on the flight logs
- 11:05 - is Bill Clinton rapist Donald Trump is
- 11:08 - friends with Epstein to saying of the
- 11:10 - pedophile quote I've known Jeff for 15
- 11:12 - years terrific guy he's a lot of fun to
- 11:15 - be with and his even said that he likes
- 11:17 - beautiful women as much as I do and many
- 11:19 - of them are on the younger side no doubt
- 11:21 - about it
- 11:22 - Jeffery enjoys his social life hmm
- 11:25 - sounds like you know more than you're
- 11:27 - letting on mr. president so lead the way
- 11:30 - mr. president as we've been told by the
- 11:33 - dumbest mother nobody respects women
- 11:36 - more than you do leave a clip of that
- 11:38 - nobody respects women more than I do
- 11:40 - oh it was you the whole time you're the
- 11:42 - dumbest mother on the planet but if it's
- 11:45 - true and nobody respects women more than
- 11:47 - you do and be the rose mcgowan you want
- 11:49 - to see in the world actually not the one
- 11:51 - you want to see because that version is
- 11:53 - probably on the younger side
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