Flying_loulou

The EOD sailor

Nov 23rd, 2020 (edited)
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  1. I am a EOD sailor,
  2. -Mark the pace-
  3. I am admired for my stature
  4. -From the right flank-
  5. I have traveled around the world,
  6. -At attention-
  7. I wooed brunes and blondes,
  8. -Close the ranks-
  9. And of me they will say,
  10. -At attention-
  11. That I was made, for war and lov-
  12. -Standing shooter !
  13.  
  14.  
  15. I have lost my legs at Galilei
  16. I have left, both arms in Helios
  17. EX-PLO !
  18. In Victor, I lost my panties
  19. And the rest, in the Surya's downtown
  20. At that bitch's house !
  21. Ah! he shouldn't go !
  22. Ah! he shouldn't have, he shouldn't have gone
  23. But he had to go, he had to go -idiot-
  24. But We had to go, we had to go !
  25.  
  26. When I meet a beautiful girl,
  27. -Mark the pace-
  28. To my house, I invite her
  29. -From the right flank-
  30. Like a soldier, I command her
  31. -At attention-
  32. And if by chance, she asks for more
  33. -Close the ranks-
  34. I tell her that I'm not always,
  35. -At attention-
  36. Best fitted, for war and lov-
  37. Standing shooter !
  38.  
  39. I have lost my legs at Galilei
  40. I have left, both arms in Helios
  41. EX-PLO !
  42. In Victor, I lost my panties
  43. And the rest, in the Surya's downtown
  44. At that bitch's house !
  45. Ah! he shouldn't go !
  46. Ah! he shouldn't have, he shouldn't have gone
  47. But he had to go, he had to go -idiot-
  48. But We had to go, we had to go !
  49.  
  50.  
  51. My wife gives birth every three weeks,
  52. -Mark the pace-
  53. Must see how the kid pops,
  54. -From the right flank-
  55. I hear the voice of the midwife,
  56. Who says quietly,
  57. Go ahead, go ahead my lady,
  58. -Close the Ranks-
  59. He's a little guy, handsome as the day,
  60. -At attention-
  61. Best fitted, for war and lov-
  62. Standing shooter !
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