secret satan writeup

Dear Satan,

I would like for my friend pkfishbone to get some good metal recs that he will like. The main gift I would like him to get is that French song by that French band called Throane. I think he might enjoy it, but if he doesn't, that is okay too. I want him to get more than just the song. I would like to give him a playlist on which there'd be a couple of albums, including that Throane album. Another one would be by a band called Sleepwalker, which I was initially going to include as the main gift (the song would have been Never Ailments on Oneself), it's pretty cool and I think chaotic enough. Also, I would like it to be an album by this Icelandic Black Metal band Misþyrming, which I am surprised that he hasn't listened to yet, or at least hasn't scrobbled. I like it a lot. It's very chaotic too, and hellishly cold. Also relentless. I hope he will find it to be good enough. Another album I would love him to get as a recommendation is by a Polish metal band called Dola. I am not sure if he will enjoy it, because it may not fit what he wanted, but I really like it and I found it when looking for albums for him. Also, I want to include three other albums, ones that personally I didn't enjoy so much, but maybe he will. Deathspell Omega wasn't 100% my thing, so if those three albums aren't, then I think it's fine. But I really enjoyed one DsO song called Apokatastasis Pantôn. Pretty cool. Anyway, this is what I want. Thank you satan.

from [REDACTED]
with utmost hatred :black_heart: